Shaquille O'Neal - C or D?

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"I can flow like wee coming out you know what
Or some dukey diarrhea coming out your butt"

"I treat you like Spielberg...you get Jur Ass kicked in the Park"

"People call me E.T.--extra tallums"

"Cream you like cheese, spread you on my bagel"

"I'm the hoopah, the hypah, protected by Viper
When I'm out to hoopin yo ya bettah decipher
In otha words you bettah make a funky decision
Cuz I'm gon be a Shaqknife and cut you with precision"

I think this one needs no further explanation.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 12 November 2007 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

I’m a huge Shaq supporter even though he’s slumpin’ for the Heat this year but reading those lyrics embarrass me not because I’m a fan of him personally and professionally, but the fact those were ghostwritten. Couldn’t he afford to pay for the best?

Also worth checking out: Shaq Fu for the Super Nintendo.

Mr. Goodman, Monday, 12 November 2007 23:57 (eleven years ago) link

TS: Shaq vs. Aaron Carter

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 00:03 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

How many of you clowns saw Kazaam? Admit it.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:17 (eleven years ago) link

SHAQ FU CLASSIC FOR ALL TIME

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:20 (eleven years ago) link

Def Jef guested!

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:20 (eleven years ago) link

I’m feeling bad for Shaq these days.

Mr. Goodman, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

after 4 titles with two different teams? screw that.

In a few years you're going to be able to tell people you got pulled over by Shaq.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:29 (eleven years ago) link

Oh no, that’s not what I’m saying at all. Shaq has long ago cemented his place in the Hall of Fame but as a fan its rough watching him struggle. He can barely dunk now!

He needs to retire and entertain me on Inside the NBA.

Mr. Goodman, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:38 (eleven years ago) link

yea he's nearing the end of his career....but all good things come to an end. he'll be commentating before long, no worries!

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:39 (eleven years ago) link

I’m feeling bad for Shaq these days.

Me, too. But O'Neal did the (nearly) impossible, by delivering a title to the Heat. We're the first NBA expansion team from that year to win a title, and we wouldn't have done it without him (all apologies to the great D. Wade). O'Neal is an all-time great, so don't feel too badly.

Terrible rapper and actor, tho.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

What the fuck is a tallum? You sure you got that lyric right, BoJaxOD?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 3 January 2008 06:09 (eleven years ago) link

good to see some (hoops) love, like most laker fans I still pulled for him when he left and it's sad to see him breaking down these days. I remember his singles as pleasantly average, without really remembering them too well at all.

tremendoid, Thursday, 3 January 2008 06:17 (eleven years ago) link

What the fuck is a tallum? You sure you got that lyric right, BoJaxOD?

Oh yes, it's right. He was actually rhyming it with "Basketballums".

I'm not even kidding.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 3 January 2008 13:01 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPKTLLb80Ns

great beat

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

nine years pass...

how the hell did a ghostwriter greenlight this

https://youtu.be/EoZoaYOVcn0?t=1m46s

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:57 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

Once again, it's time to get braggadocious
The tall human being, that's right, Shaq-a-tocious
Check out my lyrical slam, slam
Watch me flim-flam-flam
My refractor click-clacks
I biggity-bish the bam-bam
Punk be sleepin' on my skills
Magic pay me mils and my bills
Now I should move to Beverly Hills (uh-oh)
Naw, I'm jokin'
Backboards are broken
I grab the cord to the mic and start chokin'
Like I can't breathe, runnin' out of breath
I dribble the microphone between my legs, right to left

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 September 2019 14:43 (one week ago) link


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