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genius long neglected. no thread? shameful, ILM.

don't tell me that the search engine can't do three letters. i'm drunk, listening to

http://www.koolkeith.co.uk/btf/fatboysareback.gif

and giving double middle fingers to the ILM hivemind.

sanskrit, Sunday, 26 August 2007 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link

discus

sanskrit, Sunday, 26 August 2007 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link

'All You Can Eat' is pretty great.

Josh, Sunday, 26 August 2007 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link

i was watching "fresh prince" at like 3 am yesterday and dude made a fat boys ref that totally went over my head at age 8.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 26 August 2007 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i have never seen Disorderlies :(

gershy, Sunday, 26 August 2007 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Gershy needs to see Disorderlies (it even has a tittie scene, 5th grade me = multiple rewinds).

Best track they ever made: Can You Feel It?
Most underrated album: Coming Back Hard Again

matt2, Sunday, 26 August 2007 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link

"Double 0 Fat Boys" is one of our fave hooks around the house

Dimension 5ive, Sunday, 26 August 2007 03:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh my god I feel like I'm in a time warp:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDPk6OQkpeI

Bimble, Sunday, 26 August 2007 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I actually have reason to post this

Tape Store, Sunday, 26 August 2007 03:59 (thirteen years ago) link

at :17 of this video, I became a vegetarian forever

Dimension 5ive, Sunday, 26 August 2007 03:59 (thirteen years ago) link

(xpost)

Dimension 5ive, Sunday, 26 August 2007 04:00 (thirteen years ago) link

lol sbarro

gershy, Sunday, 26 August 2007 04:00 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha man i loved sbarro when i was like 22 years old, them big-ass calzones

Dimension 5ive, Sunday, 26 August 2007 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link

granted this was like one million years ago

Dimension 5ive, Sunday, 26 August 2007 04:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Hahaha! Oh my god I was thinking the same thing! There used to be a Sbarro in the mall in my town, and it was strange to see that name again cause I've been thinking a lot about that mall lately, due to a movie I found that had a scene shot there.

Bimble, Sunday, 26 August 2007 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link

defend the indefensible: SBARRO

gershy, Sunday, 26 August 2007 04:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Anybody heard the Fat Boys' rap opera On and On featuring such songs as "Yoverture" and "After (Word!)"?

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 26 August 2007 04:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Thanks for the link, gershy. That looks like a real good thread. Yeah, I don't remember their pizza being all that stellar, come to think of it.

Bimble, Sunday, 26 August 2007 04:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Sbarro was the cause of one of the messiest, nastiest public toilet shitting experiences of my whole entire life.
Let me elaborate.

It started out like any Sunday really, sun shining, birds singing, morning newspaper open on the kitchen table. Then I ate at a shopping mall Sbarro. Suddenly I was seized with the urge to explosively blow feces out my anus, covering the inside of some mens room toilet and my ass cheeks with brown, yucky poop. I satisfied the urge by doing just that. Flushing such a work of art seemed a crime, so I moved to the next stall to clean myself up. My (and Sbarro's!) creation may still be seen at the 3rd stall from the left, southwest wing mens room, Twelve Oaks Mall, Novi, MI from 9AM to 9PM S-S.

-- Logged Outt (loggedoutt), Friday, October 20, 2006 6:30 AM

gershy, Sunday, 26 August 2007 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Bahahahah

Bimble, Sunday, 26 August 2007 04:54 (thirteen years ago) link

s: force mds meet the fat boys (gilligan's island rap)

the fat boys are back practically raised me. just the song i mean.

tremendoid, Sunday, 26 August 2007 05:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Where is Noodle? I thought Noodle mentioned them on a thread once.

Bimble, Sunday, 26 August 2007 05:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Present!

Oh, the band. Nevermind.

StanM, Sunday, 26 August 2007 08:30 (thirteen years ago) link

ok i'm hungover now but don't regret starting this thread at all because:

at :17 of this video, I became a vegetarian forever

-- Dimension 5ive, Sunday, 26 August 2007 03:59 (10 hours ago) Link

i pledge to turn this into an animated .gif

sanskrit, Sunday, 26 August 2007 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I remember being pleasantly surprised by how funny Disorderlies was (granted this was when I was probably 15 yrs. old or something, so take that with a grain of salt, I suppose).

I think it's funny that they were originally called The Disco 3.

dell, Sunday, 26 August 2007 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link

it is done:

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/9049/fatboysvb4.gif

sanskrit, Sunday, 26 August 2007 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

the Disco 3 is DOPE.

My favorite track is "Beat Box Is Rocking"

Romeo Jones, Sunday, 26 August 2007 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.spyder-fonix.com/pics/thug_life.jpg

and what, Sunday, 26 August 2007 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Now there was just one day
That I will never forget
I got jailed for something that
I'll always regret
It was twelve o'clock, midnight
And I wanted a snack
So I headed downstairs
Thought the fridge was packed
But when I opened the door
What did I see?
The back of the fridge staring right at me
I thought to myself
I could almost die
Then an immage appeared
A pizza pie
So I put on Adidas
Headed out the door
As I pictured myself
Eating more and more
But the store was closed
I busted into a rage
So I went to the crib
And got my twelve-gauge
Ran back to the shop
Busted won the door
And all I saw
Was pizza galore
So I stuffed my face
I couldn't even walk
I couldn't laugh, smile
Shake, giggle, wiggle, or talk
So I fell asleep with my face in my plate
And the next thing you know
I was headed upstate
In jail, in jail, without no bail
In jail, we're in jail because we failed
In jail, in jail, without no bail
In jail, we're in jail because we failed
Well, Kool Rock is my name
Last part is 'ski'
And I have the worst
Case of my M.C.
But listen to the story
'Cause it's kind of strange
When I had this sort of hunger pain
Walking down the strreet
With the bass of my box
With my stomach growling
Like a hungry fox

When I saw this scene
Or was it a dream?
A big restaurant sign
Called Burger King
So I went inside
Started stuffing my face
Didn't even think
About the things I ate
But when the bill came up
Boy, was i shocked
I said, 'I don't pay for nothing
I'm the King of the Slops!'
In jail, in jail, without no bail
In jail, we're in jail because we failed
In jail, in jail, without no bail
In jail, we're in jail because we failed
But when our time is through
We'll rock you and you
We turn parties out
Make you scream and shout
We're not demanding
Or very outstanding
We got something unique
And in the middle he's standing
On the microphone
He rocks and shocks
Homeboys and girls
It's the Human Beat Box
Break
Now I'm sitting here alone
Looking at the wall
Just thinking about
How I took the fall
I thought I was cool
I thought I was slick
And now Im writing
Letters of being homesick
I lost my freedom
When I heard the door slammer
And now I'm breaking rocks
With a big, heavy hammer
I used to drive the streets
With my big car
And now I look and all
I see are bars
I jail
Everyone's the same
You only survive
If you play the game
You don't have guns
And now you remember
You're your momma's son
You made her cry
And stay up all night
Coming home high
Just leaving a fight
You always made her feel
That you were better
But now you're a little boy
Just waiting for a letter

xhuxk, Sunday, 26 August 2007 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe I should have just linked, though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRER7OqYDuo

xhuxk, Sunday, 26 August 2007 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link

never saw this before, though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLLFNs24oM8

xhuxk, Sunday, 26 August 2007 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe I should have just linked, though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRER7OqYDuo

I posted in this in another thread but I love this video!

I think "Can You Feel It" is their best song tho.

Saxby D. Elder, Monday, 27 August 2007 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link

When I finally discovered the Fat Boys in '88 (age 8), they were in that stage where they just did classic rock songs. I remember seeing "The Twist" on the first episode of Yo! MTV Raps.

I also remember The Disorderlies had partial nudity!

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 27 August 2007 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link

http://thebox.free.fr/buffy.jpg

'stick em' still goes hard.

r|t|c, Monday, 27 August 2007 00:28 (thirteen years ago) link

good point!!!

Saxby D. Elder, Monday, 27 August 2007 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link

haha, i never heard this track they did with Force MD's before... Nice link.

Saxby D. Elder, Monday, 27 August 2007 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/9049/fatboysvb4.gif

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 12 October 2008 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

HI HAM HUH HUMAN HEAT HAW-HAKWS

abusive comments (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 12 October 2008 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^ truth bomb

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 12 October 2008 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

Run DMC look a lot like the Fat Boys nowadays.

Sven Hassel Schmuck, Sunday, 12 October 2008 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

What's sad is that by today's standards, these guys aren't even that fat.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 12 October 2008 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

http://therawfeed.com/pix/fat_kid.jpg

abusive comments (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 12 October 2008 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

four weeks pass...

WE ARE ALL GEETIKA (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 10 November 2008 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

What's sad is that by today's standards, these guys aren't even that fat.

― burt_stanton, Sunday, October 12, 2008 3:24 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

whiney on the moon (hmmmm), Monday, 16 November 2009 06:08 (eleven years ago) link

ten years pass...

CHUBBY CHECKER AND THE FAT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYS

frogbs, Friday, 5 June 2020 19:00 (eight months ago) link

hahahahahahah yes

The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:16 (eight months ago) link

YOUR

The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:16 (eight months ago) link

PARTY'S

The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:17 (eight months ago) link

NEXT

The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:17 (eight months ago) link

eight months pass...

RIP Prince Markie Dee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHoCR7u5NzY

city worker, Friday, 19 February 2021 15:53 (one week ago) link

no way!! only 52? christ

I actually just framed my copy of the 1st LP yesterday, one of those album covers that makes me laugh every time I see it

frogbs, Friday, 19 February 2021 16:03 (one week ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRBwOMy382o

xzanfar, Saturday, 20 February 2021 00:22 (one week ago) link

he died a day before his 53rd birthday!

xzanfar, Saturday, 20 February 2021 00:27 (one week ago) link

I was 16 when I bought the Fat Boys first record, probably did not know I was buying the work of another 16 year old

Josefa, Saturday, 20 February 2021 01:36 (one week ago) link

Didn’t realize till reading obits that he was a songwriter and penned Real Love for Mary J Blige.

curmudgeon, Sunday, 21 February 2021 01:57 (one week ago) link


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