guh, awesome
― bnw, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link
its been linked to twice already, but you really need to watch this one to truly appreciate this guy.
― gr8080, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rock-afire_Explosion
Billy Bob Brockali - Bass Guitar. Located on stage left. He was the mascot for ShowBiz Pizza Place throughout its existence, and his image was on most of the merchandise. Billy Bob is a bear who wears a red and yellow-striped pair of overalls.Looney Bird - Vocals. Looney Bird shares Billy Bob's stage. His head is the only thing ever seen, the rest of him supposedly hiding in an oil drum. Some shows featured a segment where Looney Bird would answer fan mail; for this, the robot was retrofitted to include a pair of hands which popped up holding a piece of paper for him to read.Dook LaRue - Drums / Vocals. Dook is a dog who wore a silver space suit. The character is unique in that when setup properly, he has the ablility to actually play a 4 piece drum kit in time with the music.Fatz Geronimo - Keyboard / Vocals. Fatz is a giant gorilla who wears a gold tuxedo. He is a parody of real-life entertainer Fats Domino.Beach Bear - Electric Guitar / Vocals. Beach Bear is a "surfer" polar bear who wears beach shorts.Mitzi Mozzarella - Vocals. Mitzi was a mouse and a cheerleader. Wears a white and green cheerleader uniform.Rolfe deWolfe - Located on stage right. Rolfe is a wolf, but less of a musician, and more of a stand up comedian and ventriloquist (providing Earl's voice), although he did sing and had a cymbal. Replaced temporarily by Uncle Klunk.Earl Schemerle - Earl is Rolfe's hand puppet, although he has a personality of his own.Uncle Klunk - This character was only placed in around 30 stores for a limited period of time, and would replace Rolfe & Earl on stage right. Uncle Klunk was the only human character ever placed in the show. He performed talk show type skits along with his bird "Click" (Later renamed to "Murray D. Bird"). A signature phrase of his was, "Kids, don't smoke Crayolas!" He would also be retrofitted with a Santa Claus costume and stage set for the holidays.Others - The show also has several smaller prop characters. These characters have only one or two movements and do not usually have speaking roles. All of these characters are located on the center portion of the stage. The "Sun" located behind the trees on the left, the "Moon" located behind the trees on the right, "Antioch" the spider, who drops from the ceiling and "Choo-Choo" the baby bear who hides in a small tree stump.
Looney Bird - Vocals. Looney Bird shares Billy Bob's stage. His head is the only thing ever seen, the rest of him supposedly hiding in an oil drum. Some shows featured a segment where Looney Bird would answer fan mail; for this, the robot was retrofitted to include a pair of hands which popped up holding a piece of paper for him to read.
Dook LaRue - Drums / Vocals. Dook is a dog who wore a silver space suit. The character is unique in that when setup properly, he has the ablility to actually play a 4 piece drum kit in time with the music.
Fatz Geronimo - Keyboard / Vocals. Fatz is a giant gorilla who wears a gold tuxedo. He is a parody of real-life entertainer Fats Domino.
Beach Bear - Electric Guitar / Vocals. Beach Bear is a "surfer" polar bear who wears beach shorts.
Mitzi Mozzarella - Vocals. Mitzi was a mouse and a cheerleader. Wears a white and green cheerleader uniform.
Rolfe deWolfe - Located on stage right. Rolfe is a wolf, but less of a musician, and more of a stand up comedian and ventriloquist (providing Earl's voice), although he did sing and had a cymbal. Replaced temporarily by Uncle Klunk.
Earl Schemerle - Earl is Rolfe's hand puppet, although he has a personality of his own.
Uncle Klunk - This character was only placed in around 30 stores for a limited period of time, and would replace Rolfe & Earl on stage right. Uncle Klunk was the only human character ever placed in the show. He performed talk show type skits along with his bird "Click" (Later renamed to "Murray D. Bird"). A signature phrase of his was, "Kids, don't smoke Crayolas!" He would also be retrofitted with a Santa Claus costume and stage set for the holidays.
Others - The show also has several smaller prop characters. These characters have only one or two movements and do not usually have speaking roles. All of these characters are located on the center portion of the stage. The "Sun" located behind the trees on the left, the "Moon" located behind the trees on the right, "Antioch" the spider, who drops from the ceiling and "Choo-Choo" the baby bear who hides in a small tree stump.
― gr8080, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link
as much as his craft does amaze me is it so wrong to admit i enjoy him being some creepy crazy southern feller that much more?
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link
but anyway nah we don't have anything like these in england as far as i know ;_;
i did have a magician at my pizza hut party if that helps.
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link
There is also Rock-afire Pizza operating in Southern California, in the desert city of Indio. This venue is in no way connected to Showbiz or Chuck E Cheese restaurant but does boast having The Rock-afire Band and regalia.
this guy should play Coachella.
― gr8080, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
there are others
― gr8080, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link
if you ever get a chance to meet the guy be sure and tell him how much his deliciously creepy accent enhances your respect for his work ---
(or then again maybe just keep that to yourself until you get over it)
― reacher, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link
http://idolator.com/tunes/videodrone/t+pains-country-bear-jamboree-292082.php
― gr8080, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link
XD
― gr8080, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link
T-Pain was on the "2 Step" rmx, not "Walk It Out
I am way more entertained by this than I want to be. even better than the video of Spongebob Squarepants lip-syncing "Crank Dat".
-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 18:47 (1 hour ago) Link
my bad.
the video's on pitchfork, too (xpost).
― Jordan Sargent, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
gr8080 ask Nick Denton for 5% of that page's ad revenue
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
no wait he big upped you i really should read these things first
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
haha wtf dude i'm not gonna not credit the man who brought my only joy today
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link
all i have now is the rotted-out animatronic muppets
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link
oh wow u should interview the guy who reprograms them
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link
omg
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link
it will be like when i visited the big johnson t-shirt factory but far, far creepier. i think.
i smell pulitzer
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE
― gr8080, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 21:06 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf ILM? we need to represent here. top of this list by tomorrow morning.-- Wrinklepaws, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 1:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
-- Wrinklepaws, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 1:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
sanskrit - how do these things work? soes it take a day or two for them to log?
― gr8080, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link
A signature phrase of his was, "Kids, don't smoke Crayolas!" A signature phrase of his was, "Kids, don't smoke Crayolas!" A signature phrase of his was, "Kids, don't smoke Crayolas!" A signature phrase of his was, "Kids, don't smoke Crayolas!" A signature phrase of his was, "Kids, don't smoke Crayolas!" A signature phrase of his was, "Kids, don't smoke Crayolas!" A signature phrase of his was, "Kids, don't smoke Crayolas!"
― max, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 22:54 (sixteen years ago) link
BIG JOHNSON ANIMATRONIC PUPPETS: KIDS, DONT SMOKE CRAYOLAS
this guy should take this shit out of the basement and open a 21+ place with a killer soundsystem and a bar and a dancefloor and a dj to play inbetween sets.
i will take out loans to help him do this.
― gr8080, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 23:07 (sixteen years ago) link
-- gr8080, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 9:10 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
dude i have no idea. maybe people have to watch it all the way through? shit is random. but i'm pretty sure idolator will be #1 on it tomorrow.
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 23:37 (sixteen years ago) link
jesus, soulstrut is in the lead. those people are the worst.
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 23:38 (sixteen years ago) link
the only way i can describe soulstrut is imagine ILM as a record digging / beatmaking board with 800 ethans trying to zing each other then once a month pete rock posts something and everyone gets all reverent.
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link
i found out about this guy on a djhistory thread. all they could talk about was how awful fergie is.
― gr8080, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.boingboing.net/2007/07/30/chuck_e_cheese_bots_.html http://www.engadget.com/2007/08/01/showbiz-pizzas-rock-afire-explosion-hacked-to-rap-on-stage/ http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/robots/chuck-e-cheese-robots-hacked-to-play-hip-hop-284313.php
― jeff, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link
i dont read boing boing
― gr8080, Thursday, 23 August 2007 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link
-- sanskrit, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 6:40 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
ethan with a hint of jaxon?
― deej, Thursday, 23 August 2007 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link
is "i don't read boing boing"/"i read boing boing" a meme or something?
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 23 August 2007 01:11 (sixteen years ago) link
its not a meme until HOOS is on it.
― gr8080, Thursday, 23 August 2007 01:13 (sixteen years ago) link
clap your hoos say yeah.
― Jordan Sargent, Thursday, 23 August 2007 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link
78 clicks from http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/page/forkcast/45062-ra... 76 clicks from http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/page/forkcast/45061-hu... 54 clicks from http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat... 48 clicks from http://www.idolator.com/ 28 clicks from http://idolator.com/
― gr8080, Thursday, 23 August 2007 04:32 (sixteen years ago) link
I BET DAT BIZZA TASE GOOOOD
― gr8080, Thursday, 23 August 2007 05:04 (sixteen years ago) link
if britishers want some kind of idea of what these places were like this guy has a ton of old videos. including several couple training videos for the employees who had to install them??
― gr8080, Thursday, 23 August 2007 05:08 (sixteen years ago) link
what i've learned so far in this thread:
southern accents = CREEPY CRAZY/DELICIOUSLY CREEPY
― am0n, Saturday, 25 August 2007 06:14 (sixteen years ago) link
jamaican morphology>southern american morphology GET USED TO IT WHITEY
― luriqua, Saturday, 25 August 2007 06:40 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm going to start a website based on the definitive etymology of the boioioioing word up in "Rubberband Banks" but twice and index nerdy shit and whatnot?????
― luriqua, Saturday, 25 August 2007 06:42 (sixteen years ago) link
i am the greatest emo morphologist alive pm me for evidence
if ur a girl, otherwise smd
― luriqua, Saturday, 25 August 2007 06:43 (sixteen years ago) link
i ain't interested in u fgt ass analysts, writin ur bylines for fgt shit that ain't even on glossy pages
ethan email me if u want 2 cyber jk
mod plz delete my last comment
i h8 myself and i wnt 2 die ?????
― luriqua, Saturday, 25 August 2007 06:44 (sixteen years ago) link
ilx pop lock and drop it animatronicks thread: am i a good for nothin type of brother??? i molested my twin sister when we finally declared we would stop trying to do each other last night
― luriqua, Saturday, 25 August 2007 06:45 (sixteen years ago) link
i was so proud of this thread.
― gr8080, Saturday, 25 August 2007 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link
uh
― deej, Saturday, 25 August 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
annabann21 (27 minutes ago) Show Hide Marked as spam 0 (Reply) wow! this so funny... its really great! any chance of alot more videos like this? love it! jkfsaljkfdls (14 hours ago) Show Hide Marked as spam +1 (Reply) lol im high
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― gr8080, Saturday, 25 August 2007 20:56 (sixteen years ago) link
on dvd
http://www.rockafiremovie.com/images/pages/merchandise/lightbox/RAE-DVD.png
http://www.rockafiremovie.com/
― ♖♘♗♔♕♗♘♖ (am0n), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Animatronic-Hillbilly-Family-Musicians-/130742966163
― ○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 23:23 (eleven years ago) link
ebay
― gr8080, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 1:32 PM (4 years ago)
Did we have a thread where we talked about that documentary? Because it's worth talking about.
― your native bacon (mh), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
I never noticed the $1200 bid up above for Electric Feel, I guess that's how they ended up in the MGMT music video, I saw that at the gym one day and it blew my mind
― dmr, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
reviving to post this video by the original showbiz character creator that he put together in a fit of inspiration last year:http://www.youtube.com/v/uu4e-Rf6zhc&fs=1&hl=en
there is a cdbaby link for a possible album but I thankfully cannot view it at work
― mh, Monday, 3 December 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/chuck-e-cheeses-animatronics-may-take-a-final-bow/
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 18 August 2017 21:08 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8ZjhklL_RU
interstitial video elements with doberman particularly confusing
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 18 August 2017 21:11 (six years ago) link
jump to 3.30 for the "giving/getting head bit"
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 18 August 2017 21:13 (six years ago) link
there was a restaurant in KC called Rockafire that had a working band setup. it closed in march :(
https://inkkc.com/articles/227459289/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PL5ds5Zf40
― goole, Sunday, 11 August 2019 04:16 (four years ago) link
er, changed focus rather than closed i guess.
oh man, those videos were so classic
― dyl, Sunday, 11 August 2019 12:50 (four years ago) link
those videos are probably my favorite content on the entire internet
― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Sunday, 11 August 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link