thurston goldblum
― gabbneb, Sunday, 17 June 2007 08:49 (sixteen years ago) link
i've always wondered if the sonic youth apologists (contorting themselves into explaining how all these commercial endeavors are, um, "punk") are the same people who think a band like the Who are hopeless corporate sellouts for doing essentially the same things.
OTM.
I'm not pissed that SY are corporate shills. I don't care, really. If Kim Gordon wants to model for companies that reportedly use sweatshop labor (cough: Calvin Klein), so be it. I just tire of how the shilling is framed as something other than it is -- that I don't "get it," if I call it commercialism. There is nothing to get. They're not art performance adbusting punks having an ironic laugh on corporate America. They are shills for corporate America plain and simple. So am I to a certain extent, but if somebody calls me out on it, I say, "You're right." I don't say, "Oh, you don't get the joke, man. I'm punking the system from the inside."
― QuantumNoise, Sunday, 17 June 2007 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link
the table is the table OTM.
― 2for25, Sunday, 17 June 2007 14:44 (sixteen years ago) link
STARBUCKS EMPLOYEE A sentimentalist, pimpled. JOHNSON BRADDOCK A man with a stroller, a goatee, a brownstone.
STARBUCKS EMPLOYEE: So, that was non-fat soy caramel green tea mochalatacino frappe? JOHNSON BRADDOCK: Yeah. Hey, what is this? STARBUCKS EMPLOYEE: This is from Starbucks' newest CD, by Sonic Youth, called "Schizophrenia is Taking Me Home." I think this is "Catholic Block," picked by Jeff Tweedy. It's only 10 dollars with any drink purchase. JOHNSON BRADDOCK: Huh.
Why does this bother you so much? Goateed stroller dude is probably just as likely to have bought Daydream Nation when it came out as to not have heard of Sonic Youth, and my guess is you're a younger guy who wasn't old enough to be into SY at the time. Why do you have any more right to it than he does?
― Hurting 2, Sunday, 17 June 2007 14:58 (sixteen years ago) link
speaking of pimping for $:
http://www.richardkern.com
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 17 June 2007 14:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Table, I am sooooooooo confused as to why this thread even exists.
well, i haven't paid SY any attention since Sonic Nurse, so the fact that they'd be okay with doing something for Starbucks (right on paul mccartney's back, mind you) kind of made me go, "whuh?"
There's only been one album since Sonic Nurse. And was that album so avant-garde and/or anti-corporate (it was released on DGC after all) that their link to a(nother) corporation should be so surprising?
And while I dug your little playlet, you're assuming that Starbucks employees are forced to say they like ANY album in the store as opposed to merely pushing an album, two very different things. And for what it's worth, no Starbucks employee has ever pushed a CD on me nor ever made any comment to me about any of the music in the store.
You're also assuming that a Starbucks employee would automatically hate this CD.
Love,
Tim Horton
― Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 17 June 2007 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link
you're misunderstanding. i have no more right to it than he does, it's just that any conversation of that sort-- whether it be about Paul McCartney or Sonic Youth-- makes my stomach churn.
That and yes, I am a younger guy, who happened to buy my first SY record when I was nine years old. Granted, that was in 1993, but still-- they were as much a band of my youth as any older dude's.
― the table is the table, Sunday, 17 June 2007 15:04 (sixteen years ago) link
And yo - a Jeff Tweedy "Catholic Block" could absolutely work.
― Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 17 June 2007 15:05 (sixteen years ago) link
KJB-- perhaps you should ask yourself why threads such as "5th Best VU Album" exist.
― the table is the table, Sunday, 17 June 2007 15:06 (sixteen years ago) link
man what a sell-out. next thing they'll be signing to a major label.
― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 17 June 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link
As far as I can tell, this is one of the dumbest threads ever.
― HI DERE, Sunday, 17 June 2007 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link
man, table, what is the big deal? who cares? why are you getting all worked up about this?
― Mr. Que, Sunday, 17 June 2007 15:18 (sixteen years ago) link
their shilling in and of itself doesn't bother me; but if pete townshend -- someone who's sold many of his songs for use in ads -- narrated a documentary on the corporatization and commodification of music, you'd think, wtf?! and yet: http://www.mediaed.org/videos/CommercialismPoliticsAndMedia/MoneyForNothing
― Lawrence the Looter, Sunday, 17 June 2007 15:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Glad this thread exists, if only to remind youngsers that Sonic Youth's primary demographic these days probably is stroller pushing homeowners. I tried the goatee back in the 90's, but it didn't work out.
― dlp9001, Sunday, 17 June 2007 15:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Was there a time when Sonic Youth's fanbase wasn't middle class college-track types?
― Mark Rich@rdson, Sunday, 17 June 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't feel worked up, Mr. Que. I'm not pissed off about this or anything.
I just find the corporatization of what was once anti-corporate culture-- and the willingness of anti-corporate culture to embrace corporatization-- rather interesting. I mean, what's next? A greatest hits of Magik Markers CD called "My First Ass-Fuck"?
― the table is the table, Sunday, 17 June 2007 15:47 (sixteen years ago) link
It's not anti-corporate hatred on my part as much as interest in the motives behind SY's decision and Starbucks' branding mechanism and how it will work.
― the table is the table, Sunday, 17 June 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Kim and Thurston need money for their kid's college fund. And I don't blame them.
― curmudgeon, Sunday, 17 June 2007 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link
once people get old enough they'll do anything for money. cuz they know they are gonna die and nothing matters. it's no big deal. old people who never sold out have no teeth left. and they are sad a lot.
― scott seward, Sunday, 17 June 2007 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link
t's just that any conversation of that sort-- whether it be about Paul McCartney or Sonic Youth-- makes my stomach churn.
Ok, so you invented an unrealistic, unlikely conversation to churn your own stomach?
― Hurting 2, Sunday, 17 June 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Scott's observation is doubtless more right than we know. Perhaps slightly related to it:
...primary demographic these days probably is stroller pushing homeowners.
The more I go on in life the more I'm utterly bemused at how...conventional that demographic in general still sounds. More so, since I'm of an age where I 'should' be a stroller-pushing homeowner etc. I'm not surprised by that path at all (nobody should be unless they're from planet Tharg or something), it's more I like I'm observing something through a window.
Anyway, back to music.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 17 June 2007 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link
Not only is that their primary demographic, but most of *the kids* probably couldn't care less about them.
― Hurting 2, Sunday, 17 June 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
As far as the commercial potential - I'd take the SY-headlined, cancelled Lollapalooza as a barometer, i.e. it'll probably do fine in coastal cities, college towns, Chicago, etc. and fail in middle America. Of course if Starbucks is smart, which they are, they're probably not pushing this in all stores.
― Hurting 2, Sunday, 17 June 2007 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Do you come with Cliff Notes, Table?
Someone not from Planet Tharg
― Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link
It should be no surprise to anyone but the delusional kids on this thread that financial security = good thing.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Ned, what do you mean by "conventional"? If you mean, they do what "the average" American does, well, that's not surprising, since most people in America are average Americans, and so most "stroller pushing homeowners" are average Americans.
Or do you mean something besides that?
― Euler, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Sometimes a tie is just a tie.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link
And sometimes it's purple.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link
rimshot.wav
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.winnipegfreepress2.com/blogs/speirs/wpcontent/uploads/2006/07/web%20600%20half%20dressed%20man%2025.jpg
― Euler, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link
They're not "shilling" for anything. They're not going on TV and telling you to go to Starbucks. When you're in the music business, you go around and play shows and make recordings and people offer you money for those things and you take the money.
― Tim Ellison, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link
I mean, unless it's something really gross. Starbucks isn't that - it's a chain coffee shop.
― Tim Ellison, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.winnipegfreepress2.com/blogs/speirs/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/web%20600%20half%20dressed%20man%2025.jpg
― Euler, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Some kid at a recent of Montreal show I went to had scrawled "Fuck Outback Steakhouse" on his t-shirt.
You obviously come with an asshole, KJB.
― the table is the table, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link
"Should helmets be mandatory?" is a great headline.
― Hurting 2, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link
"I'll show you a Bloomin' Onion!"
― Hurting 2, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link
I mean, if Lennon's "Imagine" turned up in an army recruiting ad, I might raise an eyebrow...is there some irony being missed given that, as I understand it, Thurston is a stroller pushing Connecticut homeowner? Named Thurston?
Or maybe he rents...
― dlp9001, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link
having kids is so "conventional"
― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link
something really gross. Starbucks isn't that
Uh, Starbucks is fucking gross, dude. Their coffee and food are awful.
Also, Mr. Lord Sotosyn, I'm perfectly aware that financial security is a good thing.
― the table is the table, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Their coffee is ok. Do you have really high standards for COFFEE?
― Tim Ellison, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link
The Sprawl:
To the extent that I wear skirts and cheap nylon slips I've gone native I wanted to know the exact dimension of hell does this sound simple? Fuck you! Are you for sale? Does 'Fuck you' sound simple enough? This was the only part that turned me on but he was candy all over
come on down to the store you can buy some more, and more, and more, and more you can buy some more, and more, and more, and more you can buy some more, and more, and more, and more you can buy some more, and more, and more, and more
I grew up in a shotgun row sliding down the hill out front were the big machines steel and rusty now I guess outback was the river and that big sign down the road that's where it all started
come on down to the store you can buy some more, and more, and more, and more come on down to the store you can buy some more, and more, and more, and more come on down to the store you can buy some more, and more, and more, and more you can buy some more, more, more, more
― the table is the table, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Seems to me that there's some masculine/feminine issue here, too. If it was a beer shop, would anyone be saying, "Pabst Blue Ribbon is fucking gross, dude?"
― Tim Ellison, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Starbucks > Pabst Blue Ribbon
There is certainly better coffee than Starbucks out there, but if you think it's truly awful you should try and remember what things were like 15 years ago. It was all Maxwell House that had been on the burner at 7-11 since yesterday -- and we liked it!
― Mark Rich@rdson, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Yes. Starbucks is progressive.
― Tim Ellison, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link
i have proof that starbucks genetically engineers their coffee beans to be angry, contentious loudmouths. the aggressive and pedantic debating style of these GMO coffee beans is disrupting the fragile ecosystem of the amazonian rainforest by making the banyan trees sad. currently, the rainforest is becoming sad at a rate of 3,760 hectares PER DAY.
― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link
WE NEED STING
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link
i only drink Starbucks coffee when i am driving long distances, as it's the best (sometimes the only) stuff you can get on the road. otherwise, i make my own or get it elsewhere (and no, not at Dunkin Donuts or McDonalds).
― the table is the table, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Ironically, if they'd done the album for Dunkin' Donuts, though, there would have been less outrage.
― Tim Ellison, Sunday, 17 June 2007 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link