A Rockists Guide To Rap

IT'S A TIE!

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David St. Hubbins: IST!

TS: racontuers vs. T.I.

not that I wqnt to give an iota of credence to his "argument"

this is too pitiful to be a joke. i think this guy really just glosses over all this hatred and is gonna do what he came to do. wow.

seems that he's far far from understanding how very basic types of interaction should work. the way he views his blog is like a person who getting an email address and just repeatedly checking, seeing they have no mail, thinking it's curious, but not wondering why that might be.

like he's heard the term 'blog', seen that there are people who have high-profile ones, and just naturally assumes that he is in the same level in that particular forum, regardless of the fact that there's no screening, they are free, anyone can get one, etc. etc. like he earnestly believes that people will want to hear his fucking opinions, but puts no thought into the practicality of that, and ignores all observations to the contrary. it's mind boggling, i can't figure this out!

Maybe the last level.

Take a bath, hippie.

rock is way more dead than rap, duder.

Amigo, if you think Rock is dead, then you really are out of touch...but then again most people are...except me ofcourse. I'm only slightly out of touch, but I'm aware enough to know that there is just as mcuch great Rock being made today as there was 40 years ago. The only difference is that society has changed, and that the best Rock being made today isnt generally heard on the radio...
Rock may not have the social impact it did in the 60s, but sonically you cans still find plenty of quality...

I guess you discovered this during the same extensive research that led you to conclude that white people like the Beastie Boys, huh?

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> Some of the best music of all time is boring.

i mean, most of us have started dumm threads before, had some ill-conceived idea formulated in a moment of frustration that we've senselessly defended for awhile until coming around, but pew doesn't appear to have any particular points to defend, dumm or otherwise

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rap is here to stay. Actually its already dead and gone

Pee Pee PEW has seriously earned his stripes as the most clueless ilxor to gain everybody's attention. More than jagger, squirrel, and maybe even the great hongro himself (well, hongro's got plenty of seniroty; enough to have people come to love him for what he is. This thread proves PEW to be beyond that).

I've been working on a project to combine these forces into a dream team. So far I got squirrel under PEW's spell, and we've seen some PEW/Hongro action brewing here. I'm sure they'll both claim to be too rogue for one another, but just give me some time on the greatest project of doom the internets has ever seen.

I was waiting for someone to say this.

I keep trying to ignore these threads but can't stop myself from clicking... the mindboggling stupidity is quite compelling.

xpost awh I miss piggy

I made the marchant/wagamuffin comparison on another thread too

to be fair, these other three all have their idiosyncrasies but none of 'em are really trolls like this uh, horse's patootie (why is he so in love with that word...? very weird). Geir SP and Jagger are at least genuinely interested in dialogue and ideas and stuff.

How is this possible?

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(x-post, you obv haven't rammed horns with the great wagamuffin enough to witness his patterns yet)

Can someone explain to the Cat who I'm quoting above, how the enlgish language is an evolving entity...and I dont like the way the word 'Rock' has been hi-jacked by the Popcicle Popologists and used an and ISM. Am I the only one outraged that these Pop fairy's are besmirching our sacred Rock? Rock once stood for something dammit! It was more than music it was both the manifestation and the motivation of an ethos. A honest, working-class, lets get stoned on our lunch break and get shit-faced and chase titties in our Camero on weekends ETHIC!
Well, sure those times are gone. But at its best Rock was universal. It touched something inside of people, and it still does today--and I have set out to reclaim all that is good about Rock and turn the derogatory term 'rockism' back onto these popist snobs (like the blacks turned the degoratory term niggger around, like 'punks' turned the term punk around and like faggots...well, faggots never quite succeeded, but dag gummit at least they tried!!!)
So can somebody please explain that to this guy I quoted. Explain to them that ole Wagemann here isnt a mindless automaton who goes along with wahtever the popular trends and political correctness police tell him he's supposed to go along with. Old Wagemann is inspired by Richard Pryor (who comes from peoria, just across the river from my hometown) and plays by his own rules, speaks his own language, and who, sure, will have sex with a heavy set woman every so often--is that so wrong?

Long Live Rock!
God Bless America!
Seacrest Out!

-- Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWageman...), September 26th, 2006. (later)

http://www.myspace.com/paulewagemann
38, chicago, likes big boobs

The answer is an emphatic and resounding yes! And why shouldn’t they? They’re people, too. What most people don’t know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year. Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you’d be blue, too. Once a year, in the Smurf village, flags and banners fly happily in the breeze, proclaiming that the day of the annual Smuckfest has arrived. Birds sing and the Sun comes out to watch, despite the weather-Smurf’s direst predictions. I guess good ol’ Mr. Sun is a voyeur. In the middle of town, Papa Smurf gives a brief speech explaining the origin of the Smuckfest; how Dr. C. Everett Koop came to the village and warned all the Smurfs about AIDS.

Hey, didn't you say (repeatedly) you were a rockist? Why listen to Bach then?

check mod request re: big boobs

This is an interesting question actually...were you being serious or is this some kind of ILX-inside joke that old wagemann aint privy to?