There is an egregious grammar mistake in the first paragraph of that Kanye review.
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 15:02 (four years ago) link
Actually there are two (though one may be better classified as "incorrect use of idiom" rather than "incorrect grammar")
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link
lmao at the description of the choir, which really comes across like the author has never actually heard a choir before
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 15:23 (four years ago) link
The author also likes putting ideas in opposition that actually reinforce each other
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link
For someone who built his earliest songs out of extracting vocal loops from obscure, sometimes decades-old songs, Kanye has seen the way musicians can be resurrected and given new life.
this sentence hurts my brain
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link
It's SO BAD
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 15:34 (four years ago) link
I wonder if they considered even for a moment just not reviewing this.
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 15:34 (four years ago) link
(yes, I know the real answer.)
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 15:35 (four years ago) link
Or at least giving it to someone who knows what a choir is and therefore wouldn't write The Sunday Service Choir as a whole also seems to be taking cues from groups with no real lead singer like the Fisk Jubilee Singers, the Dixie Hummingbirds, and the Blind Boys of Alabama as if it was searing insight.
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link
"On this album, the choir... performs as a choir." /galaxy brain
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 15:37 (four years ago) link
I graded too many student papers recently to read more than a paragraph of this. Or at any rate, the opening of the second one made me genuinely sad.
― rob, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 15:39 (four years ago) link
"he fuses two seemingly disparate venues: the club and the church."wow, very cool to see someone fusing gospel influences into secular R&B and hip hop - very innovative, never heard of that before
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 15:43 (four years ago) link
rare audio of kanye rehearsing before his eye surgeryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uTDa3771HM
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link
you know what would be dope is if Kanye invents a new form of hip hop based on jazz samples, and maybe I dunno has like Ron Carter or Donald Byrd do some jams, just spitballing here
― Paul Ponzi, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 16:10 (four years ago) link
biddy biddy bop, funky funky
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 16:13 (four years ago) link
As is the case with many creative types, West has described himself as an artist with synesthesia
many creative types
― Paul Ponzi, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 16:19 (four years ago) link
architects and clowns for instance
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link
That sentence
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OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?
xp
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link
the creative types at pitchfork suffer from an ever rarer form of synesthesia where they feel compelled to translate audio into incomprehensible sequences of words
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link
I understand the rhetorical conceit of introducing the concept of synesthesia and then using it to describe the music but... it's not particularly helpful
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 16:35 (four years ago) link
you guys are making me want to read Pitchfork again
ok not really but
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 16:36 (four years ago) link
I understand the rhetorical conceit of introducing the concept of synesthesia and then using it to describe the music
what color is "bad"
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 16:37 (four years ago) link
olive-brown with bright orange and puce flecks
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link
Red because when we are angry our face will be change in red colour.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link
See also: gammons.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 16:44 (four years ago) link
I know that complaining about October is beyond the scope of this thread — but this is currently promoted on Pfork’s home page, and it’s sooooo dumb: https://oct.co/articles/5-types-craft-beer-drinker
― Don’t yell ‘Judas!’ in a crowded theater (morrisp), Saturday, 11 January 2020 23:00 (four years ago) link
oof. that's kinda fascinating for the existential crisis it raises - maybe there's just not enough meaningful content about beer to have a whole website devoted to it.
― enochroot, Saturday, 11 January 2020 23:16 (four years ago) link
A first-day Buzzfeed intern would be embarrassed to hit publish on that.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 11 January 2020 23:33 (four years ago) link
Most of us remember that it doesn't really matter what you're drinking, as long as you're enjoying it.
Oh good, there was an utterly banal point to all this.
― jmm, Saturday, 11 January 2020 23:36 (four years ago) link
I like how one of the knocks on the stout enthusiast is basically that he’s fat.
― Don’t yell ‘Judas!’ in a crowded theater (morrisp), Sunday, 12 January 2020 00:23 (four years ago) link
I resemble that remark
― Paul Ponzi, Sunday, 12 January 2020 00:31 (four years ago) link
Is this... “humor”?https://pitchfork.com/thepitch/22-musical-predictions-for-the-2020s/
― dad genes (morrisp), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 14:51 (four years ago) link
it sure tries
― culture of mayordom (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 15:16 (four years ago) link
Apparently: https://pitchfork.com/thepitch/tags/humor/
― jaymc, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link
A seldom-used tag, but gold every time
― dad genes (morrisp), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link
losing my mind thinking about the person on halsey’s team who had to tell her she just called for the collapse of one world trade https://t.co/eJJmK0KyQ7— ben kesslen (@benkesslen) January 23, 2020
― culture of mayordom (voodoo chili), Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link
That explains the lingering influence of artists once written off as angry women: Shania Twain, Alanis Morissette, and pre-acrobatics P!nk.
Ex-squeeze me(?) Shania, an "angry woman"?
― dad genes (morrisp), Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:22 (four years ago) link
This review is hilarious
Though Manic features Halsey’s take on a handful of different genres—broody pop-R&B reminiscent of her early work; alt-rock-lite that is an aesthetic match to her persona; twangy country-pop sure to find a home on certain segments of pop radio—much of it has the same reflective surface and, at some points, the depth of an oil slick. The Morissette collab “Alanis’ Interlude,” which features a reference to John Mayer’s “Your Body Is a Wonderland,” is almost too irritating to endure: “Your pussy is a wonderland,” the pair warbles, infinitely more times than necessary. It is a low point for someone who is at times a clever songwriter.
There's so much shade in this paragraph that I keep finding albinos under it
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:36 (four years ago) link
Wow <3
― Montegays and Capulez (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 23 January 2020 18:21 (four years ago) link
The "miserable Lyft ride" dig at Halsey reminded me of this Matty Perps tweet.
Can we give this stuff a more specific genre name, like Ubercore, since it's the music you always seem to hear in a ride share https://t.co/Us03SdPTZA— Matthew Perpetua (@perpetua) December 31, 2019
― jaymc, Thursday, 23 January 2020 19:25 (four years ago) link
wow another strike for twitter embeds
― american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 23 January 2020 19:32 (four years ago) link
ILM got there first
― dad genes (morrisp), Thursday, 23 January 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link
I typically like their 6.5's better than their BNMs so maybe the Halsey is for me.
― billstevejim, Thursday, 23 January 2020 19:54 (four years ago) link
pick me up at 6
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 23 January 2020 20:01 (four years ago) link
btw "Alanis' Interlude" is hilarious
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Thursday, 23 January 2020 21:13 (four years ago) link
I'm listening to the entire Halsey album and so far its biggest sin is... it sounds like all the other music Halsey has released?
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Thursday, 23 January 2020 21:52 (four years ago) link
Halsey IS...Halsey.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 January 2020 21:59 (four years ago) link
she's certainly the most successful version of the "bananees" and "avocadees" indie-girl voice, correct?
― culture of mayordom (voodoo chili), Thursday, 23 January 2020 22:00 (four years ago) link
what?
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 January 2020 22:15 (four years ago) link
from this: https://youtu.be/8SU0gFPMwP8
― culture of mayordom (voodoo chili), Thursday, 23 January 2020 22:16 (four years ago) link