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― schmendrick lamar (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
"Not since Jonathan Richman has there been a songwriter so willing to convey honest and deep feelings through the most basic pop syntax, and Owens also shares Richman's desire to use familiar song forms to get these essential messages across."
really pitchfork? not since jonathan richman? also, please be more into line-editing
"He has a preternatural gift for turning clichés into into deeply affecting songs, and as they jump from one style to the next, from delicate acoustic balladry to noisy rave-ups, Owens' voice and point of view ground the record and make it distinctive."
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 12 September 2011 12:07 (twelve years ago) link
I love rave reviews that are basically just "it's good because it's good, and it's just so good at that, y'know?" over and over
― some dude, Monday, 12 September 2011 12:13 (twelve years ago) link
as opposed to those quiet rave-ups
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 September 2011 12:36 (twelve years ago) link
Okay, so I can't remember if or where there's been a thread where we pull up embarrassing reviews from the archive, but I was googling reviews of Dark Magus just now and came across this absolute winner from Jason Josephes:
Good old Japan. We bomb them, so they horde this Miles Davis gem, available in the US for the first time. It's the best $27 spent outside of the massage parlor in eons. Yeah, I buy CDs sometimes, too. Why? Friggin' label won't send 'em to us. I'm willing to look the other way this time, because this 2 CD set, to put it simply, rules.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 23 September 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
I'm not standing up for the girls review, although I don't think it says "it's good because it's good" over and over, and in a way, even if it had, I don't think I can ever expect much more than "it's good because it's good" or "it's bad because it's bad," as if there were an underlying logic to something being good or bad, unless a critic were to write about something other than the goodness or badness of a work (and this is something I don't think pitchfork reviews do often, except in an intermittent, half-assed way, because it's not what their readers are looking for).
― bamcquern, Friday, 23 September 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link
i've always said maybe if pfork didn't insist on these 1,000-word reviews of indie rock footnotes, people wouldnt be always filling them with sprawling, masturbatory prose.
― ▂▂▅ dr. whiney says brush your teeth ▂▂▅ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 23 September 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, it encourages compression, which makes the writing sound unnatural.
― bamcquern, Friday, 23 September 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link
― some dude, Monday, September 12, 2011 8:13 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
v. good summation of the problem with that band--if you're not *affected* by the guys voice/lyrics/whatev there's no reason to care about them, and if you are there's no intelligent way to talk about it.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 23 September 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
The ineffability of their appeal really works against them. Common problem.
― bamcquern, Friday, 23 September 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
this band, to put it simply, rules
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 September 2011 20:47 (twelve years ago) link
y? because they rule
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 23 September 2011 20:49 (twelve years ago) link
This is every language problem.
― bamcquern, Friday, 23 September 2011 20:51 (twelve years ago) link
Pitchfork writer Mims
― ▂▂▅ dr. whiney says brush your teeth ▂▂▅ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 23 September 2011 20:51 (twelve years ago) link
don't really feel like bam or cad really got what i was saying
― some dude, Saturday, 24 September 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
Lbh ner fb arkg yriry
― bamcquern, Saturday, 24 September 2011 01:57 (twelve years ago) link
xp i got what you were saying and was kind of using it to jump off to another point.
this is not the right thread but whatever i'm not going to wade into the girls thread or anything.
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 24 September 2011 02:04 (twelve years ago) link
"Not since Jonathan Richman has there been a songwriter so willing to convey honest and deep feelings through the most basic pop syntax
lolololololololololol
― lex pretend, Saturday, 24 September 2011 11:51 (twelve years ago) link
this looks like an Onion headline, for serious -
http://pitchfork.com/news/44129-own-a-piece-of-unwashed-clothing-worn-on-stage-by-a-member-of-sigur-ros
― i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 04:38 (twelve years ago) link
when did pitchfork start going link-crazy in the reviews? same time as the redesign?
― j., Tuesday, 1 November 2011 05:07 (twelve years ago) link
this is like old-school pfork-level ridiculous, reads like a bad press release: http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/16038-the-9th-inning-ep/
― this is unusual for batman. (Jordan), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
i think that's only weiss' third review so far but he seems like a shitty writer.
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― markers, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link
not gonna read that, but
conjure Nate Dogg at a séance
. . .
― markers, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 17:38 (twelve years ago) link
i'm sure the hip hop dudes will mock me for this but as someone who follows the genre pretty superficially i have enjoyed the end-of-the-year best-of comps on passion of the weiss - assuming this is the same dude
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
Gonjasufi invented intelligent demon music
... I made it exactly one sentence
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
that's as far as I made it as well
― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 17:55 (twelve years ago) link
a glass pyramid breaking under the weight of his psychedelic bombed squad
Young writers should experiment but editors should intervene to tell them when the experiment's gone horribly wrong.
― Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link
assuming this is the same dude
It is.
― Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link
From the first words of The 9th Inning, we're sucked into apocalypse. Industrial noises clank like robots led to the guillotine.
:o
― all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link
why do people who write purple prose never realise it themselves? do they not read their work back? well i don't always read my work back but STILL you'd think they'd notice
― all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
Sufi sounds like someone who attempted to conjure Nate Dogg at a séance and received a demented ghost from a nearby dimension.
Liked that one, but yeh some real clangers in there.
― Mercer Finn, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 20:31 (twelve years ago) link
hey i write a lot of purple prose and totally realize it
this review is pretty terrible though yeah
Based in "the Mojave," the desert-dwelling prophet
nooooooooooooo
― mutant slow drum (BradNelson), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link
actually kinda refreshing that they'd let this one through in 2k11
― this is unusual for batman. (Jordan), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 21:34 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah has that old-school PF hyperbole vibe. Feelin' it.
― Another Bad Kreayshawn (latebloomer), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 23:06 (twelve years ago) link
brent dicrescenzo is dead/long live brent dicrescenzo
― dayo, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 23:08 (twelve years ago) link
yeah i liked that review, it was funnie
― jon /bia /tche 2.0 (Lamp), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 23:24 (twelve years ago) link
Let's be honest, Weiss was probably stoned when he wrote it.
― Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link
good work weiss
― nakamura, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 23:56 (twelve years ago) link
― Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Tuesday, November 15, 2011 12:58 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark
you mean tell them when the glass pyramid is about the break
― some dude, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 01:14 (twelve years ago) link
about to break
This artcile is just tortuous to read.
― Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link
"Would not the fun/ Look too expensive!"– Emily Dickinson, poem 338
stopped reading right about here, tho i have no problem with ED
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link
i lol when people complain about pitchfork getting a more generic "voice" over the years because the alternative was william bowers
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link
i've recently spent a lot of time on ILX grumping about the absence of "personality" in pfork's criticism
i now see that "less of you" is sometimes a really good thing
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link
fucking lol, cad beat me to it
lol does Mark still post here? I would like WORDS
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
"There are now many historians who study popular culture, lowbrow entertainment, and the people of the streets, but I am always dismayed to find that they treat every saloon, high-heel shoe, or rock song as something else. If they are sympathetic to the people who consumed them, such things are remade into 'resistance' against oppression or 'collective alternatives' to capitalist individualism. God forbid they could be simply and only 'fun.'"– Thaddeus Russell, A Renegade History of the United States
"I don't think anyone could describe a Liturgy show as a fun experience."– Liturgy's Hunter Hunt-Hendrix, "Show No Mercy: Death To Black Metal"
That whole shit of "Look how well read I am, and look how playfully I contrast it with something a band has said!" is the single most irritating meme in music writing. It does not help or inform the reader; it is only showing off for the sake of it. It screams self-regard. This person, sadly, is not alone in thinking it is clever.
― Viva Brother Beyond (ithappens), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
is there a good bit to this eventually? has anyone made it all the way through?
― like a musical album. made by a band. (fucking in the streets), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:41 (twelve years ago) link
do like the russell quote
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:41 (twelve years ago) link