― jess, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
I wonder if it's going to serve anyone's needs. I don't think a web- only publication can attract readers interested in Alanis Morissette and Kylie Minogue. To my knowledge, no one actually hunts down information about such artists. People just hear about it on tv and that's it. Let's give Pitchfork a few months, until the corporate contributors pull the plug.
― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― David Raposa, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
QUOTE OF THE YEAR.
― Sean Carruthers, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Andy K, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Dare, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
the first thing i thought (after, well, this is no all cure all the time) was that i wished they really had "sold out" (what the fuck, is this 93?), because maybe it would mean LESS GODDAMN PROG.
― Todd Burns, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Sean, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Nicole, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Well, the Albini thing practically is...
― mr. sparkle, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Makes sense, really.
Well, the Albini thing practically is... huh???
― Brock K., Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― dleone, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― powertonevolume, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Sarah, Tuesday, 2 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Tuesday, 2 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― gareth, Tuesday, 2 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― dleone, Tuesday, 2 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― dudley, Tuesday, 2 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Sarah, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
You have completed your learning of life's lessons. Now, you suck ass just like all the other bores before you. Kylie, Alanis? Whatever, bitch. I am sure you already have the defense mechanisms in place so, this will mean nothing but, another exercise in...oh, who cares. Looking elsewhere for reality...or maybe I can pretend to be a rubber worm like pitchwhore.com...here big fishie, look, I rounded 'em up for you in a arrel. A whole demographic!
Not Funny
― Dare, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Y'know sometimes they really are asking for it:
"White Williams issues a debut album layered with impeccable influences-- including Roxy Music, Beck, and T. Rex-- and a sense of calculated disaffection."
Well shit SIGN ME UP.
― lukas, Thursday, 1 November 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, that was a bit of a repellant blurb if I ever saw one.
― Z S, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Wait, are you saying that doesn't seem accurate?
― nabisco, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link
I read 'White' as 'While' and thought "The Saul Williams album sounds like that?"
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link
it's more that they used that as their _hook_
x-post
― lukas, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link
The front blurbs are always stripped/condensed summary descriptions from the review inside -- in this case
His songs are thin and languorous, with impeccable influences and the sort of calculated disaffection that comes from an MFA in design and a good weed connection.
― nabisco, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link
omg that is horrorshow
The blurb >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the article quote
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link
I assume that's an article quote; nabisco, if you just made that up then SHAME ON YOU.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:22 (sixteen years ago) link
why would a critic ever try to guess where a song comes from?
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm more bothered by beck as impeccable influence
― dmr, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link
The description of "a sense of calculated disaffection", a combination of words that makes me imagine the shittiest band of all time, followed by "recommended" was repellant for me. I guess I like my disaffection to be natural, not carefully planned, so I would never recommend something like that.
Then again, I've never heard it so what do I know and so on.
― Z S, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link
b-but someone at pfork said "hm, how can we get people to read this review? I know! we'll mention the artist's impeccable influences and calculated disaffection! that'll reel 'em in!"
RIP satire etc
― lukas, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
they could have collaged+mis-used _anything_ from the article, and they collaged+mis-used that
― lukas, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
The White Williams album reminds me much more of late 10cc and Bread than of Roxy Music. That bit was like the classic "Let's over-hip our influences" review.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link
The description of "a sense of calculated disaffection", a combination of words that makes me imagine the shittiest band of all time, followed by "recommended" was repellant for me.
See, this sounds like the blurb WORKED for you -- i.e., efficiently let you know you would probably not like this act.
I agree, though, it looks kind of weird to have such a neutral-to-disparaging summary blurb on a recommended album.
― nabisco, Thursday, 1 November 2007 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link
I like how they gave the new Babyshambles, which is actually tuneful and a good all around album, a 4.0, but gave the first one, which is dreadful and hard to listen to / bloated, a 7.3,
Yeah, it was definitely TWICE as good as the new one. Fuckin' morons.
― Erock Zombie, Friday, 2 November 2007 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link
ugh, "impeccable influences" is really repulsive.
― Hurting 2, Friday, 2 November 2007 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link
(xpost) was that a parody or are you really getting worked up about an internet score for babyshambles
― dmr, Friday, 2 November 2007 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link
He was worked up?
― roxymuzak, Friday, 2 November 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link
wait, i thought the grading scale was logarithmic. like 5 is twice as good as 4. somebody email ryan schreiber to find out.
― elan, Friday, 2 November 2007 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link
shit, now i need to reevaluate all my purchases of the last five years.
― elan, Friday, 2 November 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
It's actually modelled after the Richter Scale, hence the superlative designations of various well-reviewed albums as either "Reccomended," "Best New Music," or "Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On."
― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 2 November 2007 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link
There are new reviews
― President Keyes, Thursday, 7 March 2024 12:13 (four months ago) link
^reporters CUmmings and Keyes doing the lord's work
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 March 2024 13:59 (four months ago) link
Something weird is going on because they removed a bunch of recent reviews. there was a schoolboy q review this week but its gone now. Some others too - very odd.
― anonanon, Thursday, 7 March 2024 21:44 (four months ago) link
Huh
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 7 March 2024 21:46 (four months ago) link
yeah there's a big gap in the bnm and 8.0 review sections - between march 2024 and october 2023
― the defenestration of prog (voodoo chili), Thursday, 7 March 2024 21:47 (four months ago) link
PAnon over here
― The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 7 March 2024 21:55 (four months ago) link
if you google the schoolboy q review, you can find it https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/schoolboy-q-blue-lips/
but within the site itself you can't find it.
― omar little, Thursday, 7 March 2024 21:58 (four months ago) link
what're they hidin
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 March 2024 21:58 (four months ago) link
https://i.imgflip.com/1amtvd.jpg
― omar little, Thursday, 7 March 2024 21:59 (four months ago) link
I thought I was going crazy today when they had the news feature on the Dreamville lineup announcement and there was no Nicki link, nor did any of her reviews show up when I searched her on the site. I was starting to think I was crazy like surely Pitchfork has reviewed Nicki albums and then I finally found one of her most recent album on its wiki page.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 8 March 2024 05:09 (four months ago) link
https://slate.com/culture/2024/03/pitchfork-oral-history-music-festival-conde-nast-review.html
it's weird that this had zero mentions of any list that pitchfork ever did. the year end lists couldn't drive attention week to week like best new music could, but they felt like an important part of building and maintaining a pitchfork editorial voice.
― circles, Friday, 22 March 2024 11:31 (four months ago) link
why do we have two "pitchfork is dumb" threads?
― jaymc, Friday, 22 March 2024 12:36 (four months ago) link
ilx is dumb
― na (NA), Friday, 22 March 2024 12:37 (four months ago) link
It's a series
― Nabozo, Friday, 22 March 2024 12:38 (four months ago) link
this one is gigantic and ancient so a sequel thread was made at some point but people keep using this old one anyway
― ufo, Friday, 22 March 2024 12:38 (four months ago) link
thread names are too similar
― the defenestration of prog (voodoo chili), Friday, 22 March 2024 12:42 (four months ago) link
i feel like having to ask demonstrates the reason. in the original thread there was a discussion about it being too big and being impossible to go back to if you're after anything but the latest few messages. but that message is buried forever because the thread is too big and is impossible to go back to if you're after anything but the latest few messages.
― you can see me from westbury white horse, Friday, 22 March 2024 12:43 (four months ago) link
(and obv i do know this is the original thread i haven't lost my mind just yet)
― you can see me from westbury white horse, Friday, 22 March 2024 12:44 (four months ago) link
Condé Nast should buy out this thread.
― let’s get intertwined (morrisp), Friday, 22 March 2024 12:45 (four months ago) link
this one is gigantic and ancient so a sequel thread was made at some point but people keep using this old one anywaylol I thought this one *was* the sequel and that the earlier discussion of the Slate oral history was on the original. ah well.
― jaymc, Friday, 22 March 2024 13:22 (four months ago) link
Thread names too similar
― President Keyes, Friday, 22 March 2024 13:25 (four months ago) link
https://pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/future-metro-boomin-like-that-kendrick-lamar/As exciting as it is to finally have a full-length from the duo, “Like That” doesn’t show either at the peak of their powers. In fact, it’s boilerplate by their standards, Future boasting about nameless one-off flings and endless supplies of drugs over a so-so Metro beat that splits the difference between modern Atlanta and vintage California and Memphis.the beat is literally "Everlasting Bass" by Rodney O and Joe Cooley
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 24 March 2024 16:27 (four months ago) link
That was not good.
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 24 March 2024 17:00 (four months ago) link
I haven’t listened to the song but rap nerd internet seems to be pointing out that the beat is sampling Three 6 Mafia sampling Rodney O
― The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 24 March 2024 17:22 (four months ago) link
Or referencing or whatever, again, I haven’t listened to the song
― The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 24 March 2024 17:23 (four months ago) link
I dont buy the three 6 thing. idk maybe he was inspired by how they flipped it. but metro flipped rodney o and joe cooley on the 21 savage album too hes not like ignorant of them
― xheugy eddy (D-40), Monday, 25 March 2024 21:09 (four months ago) link
I just saw an article where Rodney O said Metro approached him about it
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 25 March 2024 21:31 (four months ago) link
The cut up vocal sample is from Three 6's 'Ridin Spinners', no? Not sure where it was from before that.
― mr.raffles, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 14:20 (four months ago) link
you mean the Eazy E sample?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdf_GIV9Svo
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 14:26 (four months ago) link
that's the one
― mr.raffles, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 14:26 (four months ago) link
chops up vocals from eazy e's "eazy duz it"
― the defenestration of prog (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 14:27 (four months ago) link
right
― the defenestration of prog (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 14:28 (four months ago) link
that little chant has been sampled in duz-ens of songs through the years
― the defenestration of prog (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 14:30 (four months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQTHxGdWv4
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 14:31 (four months ago) link
A lot of people sampled Gumby's hightop fade
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 15:40 (four months ago) link
I feel like lazy/obvious sampling in current hip hop could be a thread of its own
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 15:43 (four months ago) link
"Pitchfork Names Mano sund4resan as New Head of Editorial Content"https://www.billboard.com/pro/pitchfork-names-mano-sund4resan-head-editorial-content-exclusive/
― jaymc, Tuesday, 2 July 2024 14:14 (three weeks ago) link
lol @ the sund4r googleproofing tech
― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 14:17 (three weeks ago) link
ha yeah
― jaymc, Tuesday, 2 July 2024 14:19 (three weeks ago) link
We just had a really cool meeting last week, where it was GQ editors sharing what they’re excited about in music looking ahead at the rest of the year, and then the Pitchfork editors doing the same.
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 14:25 (three weeks ago) link
lol
Billboard: This new chapter is taking place after a round of layoffs that got a lot of attention. What led to the layoffs, and what do those mean for the future of the publication? Welch: I’ve been a reader of Pitchfork for 20-plus years. I started my career at The Fader, another music magazine that was sort of at its peak around the time that Pitchfork was really thriving. There was always a [dynamic of] looking across the road at what the other was doing. It’s an honor to have the opportunity to actually work on Pitchfork and to lead the team. They have done an awesome job in the time since January; we’ve been continuing to publish at a great clip. There’s been a lot happening in music, really exciting, emerging music that the site has covered — as it always has, going all the way back to the beginning — and then a bunch of huge releases as well. Mano had such a clear vision for really what drives music conversation today, what all of us who are on the internet every day want to see. That just clarified for me what the future should be. Now we get to lead a conversation with a team of staff members and contributors about how we apply what Mano articulated: What should we keep exactly the same, and what can we do in new ways, especially as we think about all the platforms at our disposal.It’s really hard for musicians right now. The way things are set up can be really beneficial to the huge acts, and it can be really hard for the middle and for the younger acts. And I think a huge part of Pitchfork‘s role is supporting that whole ecosystem, especially new artists and people that are in that difficult middle ground.
Welch: I’ve been a reader of Pitchfork for 20-plus years. I started my career at The Fader, another music magazine that was sort of at its peak around the time that Pitchfork was really thriving. There was always a [dynamic of] looking across the road at what the other was doing. It’s an honor to have the opportunity to actually work on Pitchfork and to lead the team. They have done an awesome job in the time since January; we’ve been continuing to publish at a great clip. There’s been a lot happening in music, really exciting, emerging music that the site has covered — as it always has, going all the way back to the beginning — and then a bunch of huge releases as well.
Mano had such a clear vision for really what drives music conversation today, what all of us who are on the internet every day want to see. That just clarified for me what the future should be. Now we get to lead a conversation with a team of staff members and contributors about how we apply what Mano articulated: What should we keep exactly the same, and what can we do in new ways, especially as we think about all the platforms at our disposal.
It’s really hard for musicians right now. The way things are set up can be really beneficial to the huge acts, and it can be really hard for the middle and for the younger acts. And I think a huge part of Pitchfork‘s role is supporting that whole ecosystem, especially new artists and people that are in that difficult middle ground.
― fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 2 July 2024 14:34 (three weeks ago) link
Yeah, I noticed Welch dodges all the layoff questions.
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 14:36 (three weeks ago) link
Was about to post that. They just totally ignore the question asked.
― jmm, Tuesday, 2 July 2024 14:39 (three weeks ago) link
"Well, I wanted younger people who will do what I tell to do, rather than experienced people who will tell me my ideas are stupid."
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 14:45 (three weeks ago) link
Oh right, it's that Will Welch.
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2022/09/14/fashion/00WILL-WELCH5/merlin_211101828_a5e1fe32-f786-4376-bd49-91af987e0188-articleLarge.jpg
― jmm, Tuesday, 2 July 2024 14:47 (three weeks ago) link
is he looking for a noose
― the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 14:48 (three weeks ago) link
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 15:57 (three weeks ago) link
it’s a cool hire, he did great work on the louder than a riot podcast. his blog no bells is hit or miss with regard to how its tastes intersect with mine lol but hard to deny that it focuses on scenes that the music media doesn’t seem to have much time forhttp://nobells.blog
― the defenestration of prog (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 17:25 (three weeks ago) link
hiring the no bells guy is at least a very interesting move, a good sign for the editorial direction not being watered down into gq blandness at least
― ufo, Tuesday, 2 July 2024 21:03 (three weeks ago) link
"it's very interesting how age is perceived in rock music vs. jazz"i explained how i felt on this thead somewhere. i don't treat genre musicians the same as i do rock and pop musicians. country/folk/bluegrass/metal/blues/etc seems like stuff you can do forever. and many do without stopping.fine but also recognize that this is a meaningless distinction that you've made up in your head, especially cutting the incredibly fine hair between "rock" and "metal"
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 21:18 (three weeks ago) link