kasabian take down rockists and popists

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i don't know these dudes and their music but i always approve of artists talking shit about other artists.

Guitar heroes Kasabian insist The Rolling Stones are "granddads" and should be "drinking tea" instead of performing.

The group, who supported the legendary rockers during the European leg of their A Bigger Bang world tour, met Sir Mick Jagger and Keith Richards backstage.

And they were less than impressed by what they saw.

Frontman Tom Meighan says, "All I remember is Mick coming up and saying, 'I heard you had a storm, you f**ker.' And Keith said hello.

"But it was weird because they are granddads. They should be drinking cups of tea in their armchairs."

a bit obvious, next one is better

Kasabian have launched a blistering tirade against Justin Timberlake, branding the heart-throb a "midget" and a "puppet".

The astonishing attack comes as the Empire four-piece are riding high in the UK charts with their number one album, and Timberlake is about to top the singles charts with his comeback track Sexyback.

Lead singer Tom Meighan says, "He's a midget with whiskers who is just trying to be black. He's a puppet in a million-dollar suit who's had his strings cut off.

"It's just money music. Absolute rubbish. You can smell the money coming off it. He's a k**bhead."

Bassist Chris Edwards adds, "Sexyback? More like hairy back. It's the worst title of any record I've ever heard!"

― timmy tannin (pompous), Sunday, 3 September 2006 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Did they express any opinions about under-achieving Indie bands with no tunes?

― I Supersize Disaster (noodle vague), Sunday, 3 September 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe their disregard for such sacred cows! I don't know what I'll do if they start dissing "critics." What else is there to believe in?

― Period period period (Period period period), Monday, 4 September 2006 03:29 (seventeen years ago) link

k**bhead? keebhead? koobhead? wtf

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 4 September 2006 04:17 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe it's knobhead. who knows

― van igloo (van smack), Monday, 4 September 2006 04:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.acb-online.org/pubs/projects/project-246-4-2005.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 4 September 2006 04:22 (seventeen years ago) link

What will Kasabian be saying to the Stones in 2008?

"Hello, sir, this is room service."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 4 September 2006 07:27 (seventeen years ago) link

omg "trying to be black".

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Monday, 4 September 2006 07:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Keef on the Clash in '77: "I really only listen to black music these days. I'm not into white bands ripping off white bands who've ripped off black bands."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 4 September 2006 07:53 (seventeen years ago) link

IRONY

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Monday, 4 September 2006 07:55 (seventeen years ago) link

TS: Riot City Blues by Primal Scream versus I've Got My Own Album To Do by Ron Wood.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 4 September 2006 08:01 (seventeen years ago) link

does keef not listen to his own bands music then? cos a fair amount of their 'rural blues' songs, i find quite ingratiating.

― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Monday, 4 September 2006 09:25 (seventeen years ago) link

The Rolling Stones are old! Justin Timberlake makes black music, yet he is white! ROFFLE!

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 4 September 2006 10:35 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost ingratiating? as in "I like them" ?

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 4 September 2006 10:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Did they express any opinions about under-achieving Indie bands with no tunes?

I don't think dudes were EVER on an indie label, for what it's worth.

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 4 September 2006 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

How fantastically insightful! With those witty cutting remarks, this Tom Meighan chap is going to be the Morrissey of this generation.

If he has a fucking shave first.

― Domenico Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 4 September 2006 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

"It's just money music. Absolute rubbish. You can smell the money coming off it. He's a k**bhead."

Unfunnily enough, these are my views on Kasabian.
Corporate "alternative."
There to fill a gap rather than create a new one.
Be seeing you in the MVE bargain basement, chaps, oh sorry you're already in there...

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 4 September 2006 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"Sexyback? More like Hairy back?"

LOL. SOMEONE SHOULD GET THESE GUYS TO WRITE THE RAP BATTLES FOR WILD 'N' OUT

― ian z (rodox.video), Monday, 4 September 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think dudes were EVER on an indie label, for what it's worth.

In UK, Indie is a state of total lack of ambition, not a contract.

― I Supersize Disaster (noodle vague), Monday, 4 September 2006 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

DUDE IS IN A BAND NAMED AFTER A MANSON FAMILY MEMBER IN 2006

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Monday, 4 September 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

is Justin really wee? like Ronnie James Dio level of weeness?

― timmy tannin (pompous), Monday, 4 September 2006 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Same old story. Arrogant fucks saying stupid stuff that gets them a lot of press in British papers. Ever heard of this band called Oasis?

(They were 100 per cent correct about Justin Timberlake tho. As a matter of fact, he made better music when he was in N*Sync and Max Martin wrote their songs :) )

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 4 September 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i would take them a lot more seriously if thety had more than one half decent song which was heavily inspired by just by radiohead

― secondhandnews (secondhandnews), Monday, 4 September 2006 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

surely some musetake?

― bad hair day house (fandango), Monday, 4 September 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

See, if they were arrogant this sort of shoite would be vaguely acceptable. As it is, they trawl through the KILL YR IDOLS routine with all the enthusiasm of Alan Titchmarsh burying a Sharpei carcase, because they think that's what RADICAL INDIE MOULD-BREAKERS (c) ought to do, tho it's blatant that they don't know why they're saying what they're saying. PLEASE GET NEW SCHTICK, BEARD BANDS.

― I Supersize Disaster (noodle vague), Monday, 4 September 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Kasabian stir fry goulash ingredients: Oasis, Led Zep, T-Rex, Stone Roses, recent Muse, Kula Shaker

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 4 September 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Primal Shrug

― bad hair day house (fandango), Monday, 4 September 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Lo-Fidelity Allstars

― Obvious Ninja (Haberdager), Monday, 4 September 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

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