Misleading/Inappropriate Band Introductions

"And now, a band who like to keep it short'n'sweet...ladies and gentlemen I give you The Mars Volta!"

"uncontrived and spontaneous" - depeche mode

I swear Of Montreal was introduced tonight in Seattle as "the black shemales Of Montreal."

"Fun for the whole family, ladies and gentlemen, GG Allin!"

"Put a little perk in your summer with some bangin' Yanni music".

Y'all ready for some good time rock n roll? Please welcome Xiu Xiu!

The new Bob Dylan a.k.a. the Future of Rock'n'roll.

On the radio, "Here is some good love making music with your girlfriend, the Hidden Cameras."

"ARE YOU READY TO PAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTY????!?!?!? THEN GIVE IT UP FOR THE RED! HOUSE!! PAINTERS!!!"

"Welcome back to the Apollo Theater the Magnetic Fields."

Good afdernoon laydays and gennelmen...
we’re glad you’ve made it here tanight
becau’ you gonna miss out...
jhou can tell your friend tomorrow that
they gnna miss out on a damn good thang that we gonna give you
ta-night!
[drums]
Yeah, right on!
What we fonna five you ta-night ... it’ll be down to the nitty-gritty.
Yeah! You can tell all your frien’ ...way over in uhh...
Hell, hell I don’t care, you can tell ‘em in, over in Watts!
Hahahaha!
You can tell ‘em they mit...
you can tell ‘em tonight that San’a Monica ha’ been defin’ily set on
fiyahre,
and theh meyh, and theat met on a dam good thang.
The best thing that ever happened to San’a Monica is gonna be here,
to-night!
Yeah, and you can also...
Awl you little ol’ burdy, purty, little purty one, nHUNH!
If he ain’t here tonight, HUNH.
You can tell him forget it too,
you know,
because Mr. Whadeva is here tonight.
He gonna get down ta-night, brother,
he gonna get with it,
he gonna give you stumt’em that San’a Monica did never had.
If it good to ya, it gotta be good for ya.
Right on!
Yeah, and one thing I can tell you brotha,
he is here tonight.
Mr. Magnificent One is here...
The Beautiful One’s here,
ha ha ha,
and you little ol’ purdy one here too,
you know, whadeva.
Here it is the magnificent one,
the one an’ only one,
Mr. Sufjan Stevens and whatevah...

Brothers and sisters, I wanna see a sea of hands out there... I want everybody to kick up some noise, I wanna hear some revolution... Brothers and sisters, the time has come for each and every one of you to decide whether you are going to be the problem or you are going to be the solution! You must choose, brothers, you must choose. It takes five seconds, five seconds of decision, five seconds to realize your purpose here on the planet. It takes five seconds to realize that its time to move, it's time to get down with it. Brothers, it's time to testify. And I want to know - are you ready to testify? Are you ready!! I give you a testimonial. THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS!!