CHRIS BROWN

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just saw him sing 'run it' on Soul Train. kid can dance and do a backflip

jergins (jergins), Sunday, 23 July 2006 07:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Great cook too.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Sunday, 23 July 2006 08:03 (sixteen years ago) link

He's also a mean habberdasher.

It's Rodney, currently unemployed! (R. J. Greene), Sunday, 23 July 2006 08:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Gimmie that!

Makkada B. (Makkada B.), Sunday, 23 July 2006 08:40 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.musclephotos.com/ibc2001/misc70.jpg

Mike Hawk (jaxon), Sunday, 23 July 2006 08:42 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/cbrown/chrisfun.jpg

Mike Hawk (jaxon), Sunday, 23 July 2006 08:43 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

"With You" is my jam.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

"kiss kiss" is gr8

deej, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link

"Forever" = full on pop house. And I approve. The video seems appropriate too:

http://videos.onsmash.com/v/qnrFvhXwvqKGf7jC

matt2, Monday, 5 May 2008 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I really like "Forever" a lot.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 5 May 2008 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

coming here to rep for forever so glad theres gonna be another summer of wistful fake timbaland house joints

and what, Monday, 5 May 2008 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I like this kid a lot when he does upbeat pop; his ballads tend to be kind of unlistenable.

forksclovetofu, Monday, 5 May 2008 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link

was just listening to "with you" and admiring his restraint as a singer. he's totally confident with his voice, and really knows how to lay back. ("with you" pretty much rips off its acoustic-guitar groove from "irreplaceable," but i don't mind.)

tipsy mothra, Friday, 16 May 2008 06:43 (fourteen years ago) link

his voice is the shit

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 May 2008 06:44 (fourteen years ago) link

imo i think he's an awful technical singer but i love the way his voice warbles and how reedy it is

coming here to rep for forever so glad theres gonna be another summer of wistful fake timbaland house joints

-- and what, Monday, May 5, 2008 1:20 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

RIP

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 May 2008 06:45 (fourteen years ago) link

well his restraint might be a factor of lack of technique, i don't know. but i prefer undersinging to oversinging.

tipsy mothra, Friday, 16 May 2008 06:54 (fourteen years ago) link

(there are parts of that song where he loses the melody, but i'm not sure if that's his fault or the song's.)

tipsy mothra, Friday, 16 May 2008 07:03 (fourteen years ago) link

what i mean is, if you listen to a song like "no air", he's completely blown out of the water by jordin sparks in terms of straight singing, but i think brown makes the song. he knows how to fuck around with his voice (like a natural over-autotune or something) and he really knows his place in terms of restraint (which you brought up, otm to you). way more skilled than a lot of ppl give him credit for i think

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 May 2008 07:08 (fourteen years ago) link

your original post really otm tho

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 May 2008 07:08 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLaFJASD5lc

chris brown & lupe fiasco freestyle on jaylib - the red

and what, Monday, 21 July 2008 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Dude seems physically incapable of not mugging directly into the camera at all times. It's endearingly goofy.

forksclovetofu, Monday, 21 July 2008 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link

this kid really brings out my inner Alex in NYC

some dude, Monday, 21 July 2008 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

"With You" has been on repeat for over an hour, I see no reason to change the situation.

I know, right?, Thursday, 25 September 2008 10:56 (thirteen years ago) link

"Kiss Kiss" is worthy of the Human League circa Travelogue.

LBC's Steve Allen good morning I'm afraid (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 25 September 2008 11:06 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

"Throwed" needs more love (it ain't a single but it could be)

Life Begins at Death (Bo Jackson Overdrive), Saturday, 18 October 2008 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Where is his cover of "Hungry Eyes" by Eric Carmen? Someone should get on that.

tea cake, Monday, 24 November 2008 05:54 (thirteen years ago) link

"Kiss Kiss" is worthy of the Human League circa Travelogue.

!!!!!!!!!!

billstevejim, Monday, 24 November 2008 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

opinion provided by noted sane person marcello carlin

dat dude delmar (and what), Monday, 24 November 2008 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Chris Brown seems to me to be exactly what a Pop Star right now should be, and in that sense he's the most Warholian of Pop Stars since Britney.

Tá a fhios agam, nach bhfuil? (I know, right?), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, he is HOT

Tá a fhios agam, nach bhfuil? (I know, right?), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 03:02 (thirteen years ago) link

ehhhh i like his music tons and all but he doesn't have bsb or britney or 50 pull or anything

jordan s (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Warholian? I mean I guess there's something 'pop art' about the way he does all these award show performances where impersonates Michael Jackson, then impersonates Timberlake impersonating MJ, and then goes back to straight MJ, but just...no. No.

xpost

nutz in a good way, aka bustin (some dude), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Come ON, the bit where he walks into the crowd.

Tá a fhios agam, nach bhfuil? (I know, right?), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Okay so maybe I was freaking out a little last night because I wanted tickets to see him in Dublin so badly, but I got them so...!!!!

Tá a fhios agam, nach bhfuil? (I know, right?), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 09:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, he is HOT

^^i'll cosign this (but not the warhol stuffz)

still jam 'with you' and 'kiss kiss'

lex pretend, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 09:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyone seen him live? I've just bagged review tix for Jan 4 in Nottingham.

mike t-diva, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 10:41 (thirteen years ago) link

youtube clips are promising, I'm v. v. excited!

Tá a fhios agam, nach bhfuil? (I know, right?), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

v. excited (chris brown gets a boner in Dublin)

Plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 18 January 2009 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link

wait, you need to click through to the High Quality version!

Plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 18 January 2009 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

he'd best to invest in a good personal security detail...

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Word
77 already has a hit out.

carne asada, Tuesday, 10 February 2009 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

So, is it true what I'm reading, did Rihanna beat up this poor guy's fists with her face?

StanM, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 07:59 (thirteen years ago) link

he better not end up in prison
aint gonna survive a single day in teh county after what he did to 5Head

warmsherry, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 08:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Yo (Excuse My Fists)

My name is Kenny, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Babe pretty thick wit the kick that's sick that need to be hit

da croupier, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

aint gonna survive a single day in teh county after what he did to 5Head

51 Sent

The FMLing Groovies (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't know, do you really want to contemplate what ILX would be like without noted poster 'warmsherry'?

tuomas bangs out to hardcore rap ish (some dude), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Jay-Z Vowes Revenge "Hes A Walking Dead Man"

Jay-Z "hit the roof" when he heard about the alleged assault on Rihanna, according to an insider. A source close to Jigga says that Jay-Z has vowed to get revenge on Chris Brown if the story ends up being true. “He hit the roof. Chris is a walking dead man. He messed with the wrong crew,” the source told US Weekly.

http://www.rapbasement.com/jay-z/0211090-a-source-tells-us-weekly-that-jay-z-vowed-revenge-on-chris-brown-over-rihanna-assault.html

memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, 12 February 2009 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

happy house of representatives (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 February 2009 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

he's got chris martin on his ass already

and what, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I feel like he's been consistently churning out singles that would be good to great without him on it.

Greer, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 05:49 (seven years ago) link

Yeah p much. "Love More" had one of the most insane beats I've heard in a minute and I'm pissed as fuck at whoever produced it for giving it to him instead of anybody else.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 07:36 (seven years ago) link

actually kinda like "new flame," the shameless 2008iness is surprisingly charming

just wish it was Usher & Usher f/ Usher

this would be much better

dyl, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 03:15 (seven years ago) link

you guys hated on a bunch of good songs toward the end of this thread ('loyal' 'show me') (fuck 'cut her off' though) but 'new flame' is basic trash

rap steve gadd (D-40), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 05:11 (seven years ago) link

i like basic trash ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dyl, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 06:30 (seven years ago) link

yeah that song is openly garbage

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 13:38 (seven years ago) link

the way the melody tracks that rinky dink beat is the hackiest thing

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 13:38 (seven years ago) link

http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/02/showbiz/chris-brown-plea/index.html?hpt=en_c1

I don't remember a bipolar diagnosis being something that was even talked about as a possibility

stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 15:12 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Why does is every straight rap w/ guests track Brown does straight fire, world works in mysterious ways

nova, Saturday, 20 September 2014 03:30 (seven years ago) link

is*

nova, Saturday, 20 September 2014 03:30 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Chris Brown @chrisbrown · 9h 9 hours ago
I don't know ... But I think this Ebola epidemic is a form of population control. Shit is getting crazy bruh.

k3vin k., Monday, 13 October 2014 16:06 (seven years ago) link

I have bit my tongue to shreds off that shit

I don't know ... but I think...

tsrobodo, Monday, 13 October 2014 17:24 (seven years ago) link

survival of the dimmest

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 October 2014 17:41 (seven years ago) link

Chris Brown ‏@chrisbrown

I say what I want. If u don't like it.... "SUCK MY ASS" ( little Asian girl voice)

how's life, Thursday, 16 October 2014 13:31 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

accidentally discovered deep into some Spotify Christmas playlist:

Chris Brown, "Try a Little Tenderness"

Swag Heathen (theStalePrince), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 22:12 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

https://instagram.com/p/2Yi084PpW4/

Um

, Friday, 8 May 2015 01:01 (seven years ago) link

so I guess our man chris brown is a 'street artist' and has done some grafiti type stuff.. so when you visit the hallowed grammy museum in los angeles his stupid ass is the last thing you see before you leave because they have a piece he did of his influences.. prince -> james brown -> michael jackson -> chris brown

=(

http://www.vibe.com/2015/01/chris-brown-grammy-museum/

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 11 May 2015 20:14 (seven years ago) link

first take is that's soooooo wack but the second take is well you bought tickets to the LA grammy museum so that's on you

its actually not so bad.. its like a smaller rnr hall of fame. but otherwise, yes guilty as charged.

but if you need more proof that the riaa is forcing this asshole down america's throats, here's yr proof.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 11 May 2015 21:17 (seven years ago) link

eight months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZGty0YUEAAxvLh.png

its subtle brume (DJP), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 19:04 (six years ago) link

seven months pass...

http://m.tmz.com/#article/2016/08/30/chris-brown-gun-assault-victim/

how's life, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 19:25 (five years ago) link

feigned surprise

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 19:28 (five years ago) link

he's gonna murder someone at some point

Spottie, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 19:30 (five years ago) link

if he hasn't already

Spottie, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 19:32 (five years ago) link

With You is definitely still a jam though.

how's life, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 19:34 (five years ago) link

At the end of the LA Times story about this, regarding an earlier unprovoked assault:

“Clearly, thus far, such extreme consequences, such as the loss of his career, court-mandated rehabilitation, and even jail time, have not deterred Brown’s conduct,” the complaint states. “Perhaps, this time, the imposition of punitive damages for his despicable and unforgivable conduct will.”

What fucking loss of his career?

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 19:38 (five years ago) link

http://m.tmz.com/#article/2016/08/30/chris-brown-gun-assault-victim/

― how's life,

it won't stop

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 19:40 (five years ago) link

The term "rage broccoli" almost justifies SFJ's tenure at the New Yorker.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 19:48 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

that's horrible

fuck this fucking guy and all of his enablers

niels, Thursday, 10 May 2018 11:03 (four years ago) link

Det. Meghan Aguilar confirmed to Pitchfork, “We do not have any open investigations into Chris Brown for a criminal matter.”

Welp!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 10 May 2018 11:34 (four years ago) link

eight months pass...

Arrested in Paris on suspicion of rape. The reckoning, I hope, is nigh.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 12:19 (three years ago) link

hearts all over the world tonight

peace, man, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 12:25 (three years ago) link

B-b-but the cOmPeLliNg ArT?! Let's not rush to judgement here.

Cousin Slappy, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 17:58 (three years ago) link

cOmPeLliNg ArT

No such thing here.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 17:59 (three years ago) link

That's subjective, but I refuse to argue on behalf of Bhris, so I'll allow it.

Cousin Slappy, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 18:13 (three years ago) link

surely *this* will finally end his career!

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 18:17 (three years ago) link

NARRATOR: it did not

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 18:17 (three years ago) link

Jay-Z could have ended his career years ago and chose not to (he's a business, man), but maybe this time it will be different.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 18:22 (three years ago) link

surely *this* will finally end his career!


Apparently his record label won't drop him. Alas.

nathom, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 21:10 (three years ago) link

at this point I half-expect this will revive, not kill his career

theorizing your yells (katherine), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 21:19 (three years ago) link

I mean, in recent years it's been Chris Brown being inserted into songs to rescue the careers of underperforming artists (Tinashe, Sevyn, K. Michelle), this will do absolutely nothing to stall his career and it's disgusting, the idea that a man who seems to hate women so badly is still the solution to the problems faced by women in the industry

boxedjoy, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:29 (three years ago) link

Apparently his record label won't drop him. Alas.
― nathom, Tuesday, January 22, 2019 4:10 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rca records strikes again

harvey wall/barrier (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:31 (three years ago) link

I quit listening to him after Rihanna incident. was enough for me.

won't kill his career tho

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 02:34 (three years ago) link

would love to see him try and breathe with no air

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 02:35 (three years ago) link

After his release, Brown took to social media to deny any wrongdoing.

"I want to make it perfectly clear, this is false," he wrote on Instagram, alongside a picture that said: "This bitch lyin'."

He added in all-capitals: "I wanna make it perfectly clear...this is false," before going on to say it was "against my character and morals".

omar little, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 02:36 (three years ago) link

I guess that’s that

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 02:59 (three years ago) link

people will make excuses for him until the day humanity is extinguished

dyl, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 04:26 (three years ago) link


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