The people that recommended this list are a bit older, ex-radio guys or digital music industry guys. I google for Mr. Lefsetz but can only find "Industry Legend" as a bio. I like a little context with my rants-- why am I reading these emails? Who is this guy? Is it a Dvorak-style amalgam of ex-ATN writers taking the piss? Is it Ned Raggett?
― neustile (neustile), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 15:01 (twelve years ago) Permalink
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 15:08 (twelve years ago) Permalink
― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:42 (twelve years ago) Permalink
But I've got to warn you. There are SEA CUCUMBERS!
Oh, you wear reef shoes. But littered on the bottom of the ocean are these...well, CUCUMBERS! But they're alive. And squishy. And they urinate. And it's almost so gross you don't want to go in. You CERTAINLY don't want to step on one.
― neustile (neustile), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 03:26 (twelve years ago) Permalink
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 03:38 (twelve years ago) Permalink
"Dvorak-style amalgam of ex-ATN writers taking the piss" is the FUNNIEST PHRASE I HAVE READ ALL DAY though i don't know why.
― fact checking cuz (fcc), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 03:59 (twelve years ago) Permalink
He also turns up on the Rhino podcast with hystronic tirades about The State Of Things and endless flashbacks to his life in the 70s when things were So Much Better. In short, he's one of the Ghost World record collectors only with an income.
― LOL Thomas (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 04:16 (twelve years ago) Permalink
― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 04:42 (twelve years ago) Permalink
You know what brings you back, again and again, to Bob Lefsetz? It's the PASSION. Oh, you can try to stay away. You can subscribe to a million other blogs. You can tell yourself that music's changed, or that you've changed, or that you don't understand anymore. But you know what? It's not that you've got older - it's that your generation has lost touch! They've SOLD OUT. And it's the KIDS on the INTERNET with thei iPods and their Blackberries who are reminding you why you got into this WHOLE CRAZY FUCKING BUSINESS IN THE FIRST PLACE. It's the MUSIC! Oh, you can tell yourself it isn't. BUT IT IS. And if you don't listen, you and every other exec LEECHING off the hindquarters of a MEMORY is going to BITE THE FUCKING DUST!
― moley, Sunday, 24 June 2007 10:49 (eleven years ago) Permalink
I unsubscribed offa the Lef'Letter again awhile ago.
― t**t, Sunday, 24 June 2007 13:45 (eleven years ago) Permalink
Seriously though his blog is my fave industry read and has been for a while now.
― moley, Monday, 25 June 2007 04:32 (eleven years ago) Permalink
omg somebody's gotta imagebomb this dude and his ridiculous opinions
Another thread on him. Also, Chuck mentioned and quoted a recent Lefsetz country music and Sirius radio thing on the Rolling Country thread.
― curmudgeon, Monday, 25 June 2007 04:53 (eleven years ago) Permalink
His most recent column begins 'I was at the psychiatrist today...'. Magnificent. We are Lefsetz FANATICS at our house. Oh, you can laugh. But that's because you're HISTORY.
― moley, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:04 (eleven years ago) Permalink
How about that T.I. diatribe...Is he right about touring rock bands having more sustained longevity than rappers or pop acts?
But I'll take T.I. over Rory Gallagher and many of the washed-up blooz-rockers and classic-rock dudes he loves.
― curmudgeon, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 11:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink
Is he right about touring rock bands having more sustained longevity than rappers or pop acts?...YES
...he must have a lot of time on his hands and he reminds me of mixerman
― pollywog, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 12:33 (eleven years ago) Permalink
Who's mixerman? I think Lefsetz is a retired music biz attorney.
One of his pet themes is that only individuals whom he says audiences perceive as 'real' will have lasting careers. He says this does not include American Idol performers and most rappers and pop acts.
Nelly Furtado Thursday 6/7/07 The WaMu Theater at Madison Square Garden, New York, NY Gross: $316,400 4,992/4,992 (100% Ticket prices: $65.00/$45.00 That was her best gig. In Boston, she did 3,644 out of 6,500 (56.1%). In Sayreville, NJ, she did 1,165 out of 2,050 (56.8%). In Detroit, she did 1,761 out of 2,585 (68.1%). In Grand Prairie, TX, she did 2,375 out of 2,503 (94.9%). In other words, she did SHITTY! And these weren't big halls to begin with, positively small, THEATRES! Her album has sold 1,873,719 copies, it's still number 50 on the chart A YEAR LATER! In other words, record sales don't mean shit. Work with Timbaland all you want. Have a hit on Top Forty radio that fewer people are listening to every day. Most people are not paying attention. They don't think you're REAL! Real acts don't conspire with a multitude of people, the usual suspects, to create their of the moment music. No one's even going to REMEMBER her tracks half a decade from now. No one's even going to PLAY them! (Have you heard Eminem recently?) It's not about music being stolen, that's not the big story in the music business today. It's about the bifurcation in its soul. Touring used to reflect record sales. No longer is this the case. And the real acts, the lasting acts, can all do good live business. The public got the memo, the press has not. As for the major labels? If they want a taste of every piece of the pie they've got to be trustworthy, have the act's best interests at heart. Ain't that a laugh.
― curmudgeon, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 02:13 (eleven years ago) Permalink
so bob thinks the PUBLIC wants REAL, but it's hard to notice that said public has responded to THE REAL BOB himself by leaving ZERO COMMENTS so far on his latest blog post. ZERO COMMENTS on the post before that. ZERO COMMENTS on his LAST FOUR POSTS, in fact. the one before that elicited ONE COMMENT. so maybe everyone's talking about him but NO ONE CARES. most people are not paying attention. in other words, capital-letter posts about THE REAL don't mean shit. on the other hand, matthew fluxblog, champion of the pop, the artificial, the unreal, got 14 COMMENTS on his most recent posts. and 20 COMMENTS on the one before that. and 12 comments for his thoughts on KELLY CLARKSON. take that, bob!
― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 05:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink
So who's READING these blogs? The Arizona girl you met at UCLA you secretly wanted to fuck? NO! That aging A&R rep with the combover whose ass you wanted to kick cos he thought he was DOWN with the kids? NO-ONE who CARES about MUSIC reads BLOGS! They're too busy LIVING! And what do they want as their soundtrack to life? Music about LOVE - love gained, love lost, love refrigerated briefly prior to baking. LOVE is what keeps us coming back to music. NOT blogs. NOT UCLA postgrad programs. NOT even Arizona girls. And especially not Matthew fucking PERPETUA.
― moley, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 07:10 (eleven years ago) Permalink
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 07:56 (eleven years ago) Permalink
With just a few changes to the word lists, Lefsetz could pass for a SubGenius spewbot.
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 07:57 (eleven years ago) Permalink
ctrl-f HITS not found
― hstencil, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 08:35 (eleven years ago) Permalink
Bob always quotes 2 types of e-mail responses he gets (as many folks receive his stuff via e-mail rather than looking at his site)--from retired or current folks in the biz, or from ordinary folks who tell him how much they love 'real' music and then proceed to enthuse about the most bland middlebrow rock. The tone in both types of responses are often pretty amusing.
― curmudgeon, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 14:47 (eleven years ago) Permalink
But I'll take T.I. over Rory Gallagher
Any sane person would. (Which says it all.)
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 14:51 (eleven years ago) Permalink
― P'zone, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 22:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink
I never heard of this guy until yesterday, but his old timer shtick is kind of entertaining, I read it hearing the voice of Bob "The Kid Stays In The Picture" Evans, and then think of the Martin Landau character from Entourage.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 16:22 (eleven years ago) Permalink
Subscribed a couple of weeks ago after someone mentioned him on the Radiohead thread, I tried, but I just don't get it, unsubscribed again.
Random thoughts that go nowhere, boasting about scoring a tour jacket from a 70's Clapton tour, comments from people who apparently do get what he means, irrelevant grumpy old man stuff, nothing I want to read about several times a day.
Am I missing something or is that it?
― StanM, Thursday, 25 October 2007 08:38 (ten years ago) Permalink
His rants against the music biz, while largely predictable at this point, are often entertaining reading. Same goes for his stories of his life and his nostalgia.
― curmudgeon, Thursday, 25 October 2007 13:59 (ten years ago) Permalink
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:05 (ten years ago) Permalink
Article on Lefsetz in the Washington Post
― moley, Monday, 31 March 2008 02:35 (ten years ago) Permalink
The fact that he is "one of the music industry's most influential analysts" speaks volumes. If you pretend you're reading an Onion editorial his pieces are entertaining though.
― Mark Rich@rdson, Monday, 31 March 2008 02:56 (ten years ago) Permalink
When I worked at Rhino, I'd hear stories about Bob's refusals to edit his histrionic rants. Consequently, most 'casts were 90 percent wall-bouncing froth over Spirit's Dr. Sardonicus and tear-soaked Aspen weekends in '75 when MUSIC and LOVE were REAL and YOUNG, 10 percent contributions from actual Rhino employees.
― Terrible Cold, Monday, 31 March 2008 16:30 (ten years ago) Permalink
He's like Lsetz, the Dean of Music Analysis.
― StanM, Monday, 31 March 2008 16:40 (ten years ago) Permalink
Oh not that guy again. There was also this interesting take on Feist.
― sonderangerbot, Monday, 31 March 2008 17:51 (ten years ago) Permalink
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 31 March 2008 20:49 (ten years ago) Permalink
he reminds me of ben gazzara as jackie treehorn: "we used to have a little thing called production values... FEELINGS..."
― gff, Monday, 31 March 2008 20:57 (ten years ago) Permalink
That and the Onion editorial comment both made me roffle.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 31 March 2008 21:03 (ten years ago) Permalink
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:57 (ten years ago) Permalink
I kinda like reading his rants as SubGenius devival art but the guy can't be bothered to put the full text of his posts in his RSS feed so screw it.
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:59 (ten years ago) Permalink
LOL at his anti-Ticketmaster rant. Welcome to 1994 Bob!
― MC, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 12:08 (ten years ago) Permalink
oh man is he ever happy about the new Tom Petty
― J0hn D., Tuesday, 29 April 2008 20:09 (ten years ago) Permalink
Mudcrutch vs. Tin Machine
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 20:09 (ten years ago) Permalink
I'm officially starting the trend of calling them The Crutch.
dudes don't harsh The Crutch
― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 20:16 (ten years ago) Permalink
dude, The Crutch killed it last nite at the cow palace
― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 20:17 (ten years ago) Permalink
Pure seventies. Pure magic.
― tylerw, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 20:18 (ten years ago) Permalink
dude the crutch don't know any other way to rock.
― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 20:20 (ten years ago) Permalink
this was totally my favorite line
― J0hn D., Tuesday, 29 April 2008 20:25 (ten years ago) Permalink
Kind of sums it all up, doesn't it?
― tylerw, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 20:36 (ten years ago) Permalink
by Bob Lefsetz
The sixties were different. They were light, and dark, and nothing in between. Today we live in the gray. In the onslaught of media, nothing sticks out, nothing is in relief, we're all hiding in our bunkers, trying to figure it all out. But, in the sixties, we ventured out, we wanted to experience IT ALL!
In the sixties there was context. It wasn't like today, where without a major hype campaign nobody knows the story. We only had three TV networks. "Rolling Stone" didn't come on the scene until the end of the decade. There were limited media outlets, and we paid attention. The big breakthrough was FM underground radio, and you were lucky if you had an outlet in your community, where you could hear Cream.
Cream was something you heard about from your friends. You went over to somebody's house and they played you "Sunshine Of Your Love". Pete Townshend eventually sang about one note, pure and easy, playing so free, but really it was one RIFF that people lined up behind. And that riff, the one that got it all started, was the one from "Sunshine Of Your Love".
Listen to "Sunshine Of Your Love" today, you'll be STUNNED how little is on the record. God, it sounds like there were NO overdubs, just a power trio laying it down. Still, it wasn't just the notes Clapton was playing, it was the SOUND of those notes. There was a RICHNESS in this hard rock, a SWEETNESS! This wasn't music for boys only, this was music for EVERYBODY with genitals. It had such a weird effect on you, hearing this sound, you felt it in different parts of your body, your brain, your lower abdomen and your groin. Right after the set-up, after the richness, there's this bit of distortion in the guitar, you feel like you're in it for the long haul, to climax, four minutes hence.
Hearing "Sunshine Of Your Love" you had to buy "Disraeli Gears". And that's when you discovered it, the essence, opening side two.
Today the label picks the track, and what's left of radio takes instruction, it's all a CAMPAIGN, which you're AWARE OF! But listening to FM back then was like listening to XM today. Your relationship is with the DEEJAY! Not his voice, not his inane rap like on Sirius, but his CHOICES! That's why we love people, because of who they ARE! And when you heard "Tales Of Brave Ulysses" on the radio your life was made, the same way when Mike Marrone plays some obscure cut that only I thought I knew it makes my day.
One can argue quite strongly the first Cream album is the best. The sound isn't as good as "Disraeli Gears", but overall the songs are BETTER!
But after "Disraeli Gears", the songs got worse. Except for the unexpected "Badge", NOTHING was the caliber of what came before. Still, there was a huge hit on "Wheels Of Fire", a simple song, but one with a monster riff so exquisite that we were touched once again. It was just the SOUND of Clapton's guitar, it sounded like he was WEEPING! But then Ginger hit the drum, and Jack sang richly. Yes, as great as Clapton was, Jack's vocals were a key element of the band.
The dude who made available the MP3s of the Royal Albert Hall show left three out, the last three numbers of the concert. He hopped to, posted them on the site, and I just downloaded them, and heard "White Room".
I don't understand flying around the world to see a band. That's not what rock and roll is about. Rock and roll is about scraping up every dollar you've got, eating the equivalent of dog food just so you can AFFORD to go to the gig. The gig isn't an afterthought, ONE thing you can acquire, experience, but the ONLY thing!
While we were experiencing flower power in the U.S., the Brits were experiencing rain. The music from across the pond was different from ours. It wasn't sunny, it was dark. Made in the U.K., it was America's dark underbelly. It coexisted with Monkees hits. It was necessary, for balance.
Flying across the pond forty years later has NO darkness. Unless you saved up every last dollar you had and slept on the street in order to go.
And, going was SO much different then. You went ALL THE TIME! Because the tickets were CHEAP! Under five bucks. The concert experience wasn't about preferred parking and alcohol, it was about the MUSIC!
And that music can be heard in Cream's rendition of "White Room" on May 5th.
Eric gets that unique guitar sound. But really, it's Ginger's drums. You can hear the FEROCITY!
And then, on top of it all, in comes Jack.
Oh, he's singing along, all those words you remember. And then you hear it...
"I'll wait in this place where the sun never shines Wait in this place where the shadows run from themselves"
I'm waiting for this place to return. Where business trumps art. Where creativity is revered over music. Where the messiah returns.
Religious zealots think the messiah is going to come from heaven. Down to save us.
But I don't believe that. I don't believe in a higher power. I believe in people. Their ability to triumph, do the right thing, against incredible odds.
Here, just before the show is over, almost two hours into it, having deliv ered upon expectations, Cream FINALLY throws off the limitations and just RIPS! THIS is music-making. When you're no longer going by the rehearsal, when you're just WINGING IT! When you stop concentrating on being together, do your own thing and it all FALLS INTO PLACE!
And a little over halfway through the number, Eric finally takes center stage, he finally WAILS! Not in the way he has for the past thirty years, but the way he did with John Mayall, as a SIDEMAN! In the tradition of great bluesmen, he's taking his LICKS! He's just part of the club.
And all these years later, it's still a championship team.
― Mr. Big STFU (ojo), Thursday, 5 November 2009 21:56 (eight years ago) Permalink
How many of his letters start out with something about the sixties or the classic era being "different"?
― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 5 November 2009 22:03 (eight years ago) Permalink
Lefzetz meets Pitchfork, world implodes.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2011 18:30 (six years ago) Permalink
ok here I go
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:11 (five months ago) Permalink
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:12 (five months ago) Permalink
The Bob Lefsetz Podcast.
THIS HAS BEEN HAPPENING SINCE NOVEMBER. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE MY FRIENDS
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:17 (five months ago) Permalink
he sounds like wallace shawn
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:19 (five months ago) Permalink
Diane Warren (EXPLICIT)
― ... (Eazy), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:19 (five months ago) Permalink
I know I lol'd at that. also in the Nancy Wilson one the second she mentions a reel-to-reel he goes OH, YEAH like you can hear him working up a TECHNOLOGY HAS CHANGED. THE MUSIC MEANT SO MUCH routine behind his eyes
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:10 (five months ago) Permalink
kind of looks like him too
― piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:11 (five months ago) Permalink
I just listened to most of the Diane Warren ep. For the most part I didn't think he came off as much worse than Maron? He was very pushy in trying to direct the conversation and there was a lot of over-talking, but I didn't get the impression that Diane was flustered by any of it. There was that one line where he says something about there being jealous, bitter people all over America who could move to L.A. and fuck someone who looks like a cast member on Friends but they don't. And I was like "there he is."
― how's life, Friday, 16 March 2018 09:50 (five months ago) Permalink
Segueing in from a discussion about how trying to help people out sometimes backfires. Bob got mobbed by some guy's followers on Myspace 10 years ago when he refused to promote this dude's act or something.
Diane: You know, for all the people who have contempt for people who have done well with their lives, go do well with your own life. Why would you have contempt for someone that's worked really hard?Bob: Because it's too hard to be successful. The analogy I always use...Diane: So do the work!Bob: But it's too hard for them. I remember, you know, they had the TV show friends. There's three guys, three girls.Diane: That's the second time today someone's brought up that TV show.Bob: What was the context of the first time?Diane: Someone with an [unintelligible] I was in earlier, and I've never even seen the show. Is that weird?Bob: Show started off good, you know? In England the shows end. Here, they run until no one's watching any more. BUT, anybody sitting at home gay, straight or otherwise: 6 people on the show, you could find someone you're interested in. And if you're not living in Los Angeles, where the show was filmed, you can sit there and say "hey, you know, if I moved to Los Angeles I could fuck one of those people." But the difference is: they don't move.
― how's life, Friday, 16 March 2018 11:02 (five months ago) Permalink
woah lefsetz podcast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:09 (five months ago) Permalink
i am removing bookmark from this thread
― flappy bird, Saturday, 17 March 2018 04:55 (four months ago) Permalink
― maura, Sunday, 18 March 2018 13:55 (four months ago) Permalink
life is too short to hate read a boring sexist wallace shawn lookalike
― flappy bird, Sunday, 18 March 2018 21:40 (four months ago) Permalink
life without lefsetz isn't living at all. that's the thing about life...it has to be lived! and the kids all understand this, and they're out there LIVING it, but you? you stay in the details. I'm bald, I'm gross, I have nothing to say I haven't already said. but that's life! the kids get it
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 18 March 2018 21:49 (four months ago) Permalink
new board description
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 19 March 2018 15:46 (four months ago) Permalink
I'm just putting this here because in a way it belongs here. I'm finding it difficult to imagine a conversation I'd be less interested in hearing.
― grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 22 March 2018 19:14 (four months ago) Permalink
― it was stale, and I did not like it, as the man said, &c (seandalai), Friday, 23 March 2018 00:27 (four months ago) Permalink
An interview with Bob @Lefsetz on his Podcast @tunein https://t.co/pkw6d8u5yJ pic.twitter.com/ZpmMKnUjFP— Garbage (@garbage) April 10, 2018
― how's life, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 23:37 (four months ago) Permalink
the first thing he says to her is "you're from Scotland" and then the first question is "what's it like growing up in Scotland"
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 00:06 (four months ago) Permalink
at least he didn't say 'talk a little bit about growing up in scotland' i guess
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 00:30 (four months ago) Permalink
holy shit...the whole quote is absurd, but I highlighted my favorite part
I think it would have been better off if Zuckerberg stayed in college. Hell, I think EVERYBODY should stay in college, to show you can complete something, that's what life is all about, completing stuff, kinda like playing HQ Trivia to go all the way. It's the essence of marriage. If your significant other is a drug addict, or is physically harming you, get out, that's cool. But even if they're having an affair, WHY DID THEY? It takes two to make a situation, it's best to dig deep and solve it. But no one wants to dig deep anymore.
― stormzy daniels (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 13:13 (four months ago) Permalink
oh my God
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 13:44 (four months ago) Permalink
apropos of nothing, but somewhere down the line I got Bob Lefsetz and Chris Crawford mixed up in my mind and the mental results are horrifying
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:07 (four months ago) Permalink
Lefsetz really went all out with the research on this one:
Do I know enough about Garbage? I bought the first album, was caught up the mania, but Shirley Manson was a cool ice queen, right?WRONG!She’s sassy and opinionated and smart…
She’s sassy and opinionated and smart…
― Position Position, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 15:38 (four months ago) Permalink
yeah I'd say he knows about garbage
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 15:54 (four months ago) Permalink
― how's life, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 16:54 (four months ago) Permalink
I am the only one fucked up about this?
bob, and only bob, and no one else, has thoughts on avicii.
― fact checking cuz, Saturday, 21 April 2018 13:39 (three months ago) Permalink
also, it's oman's fault.
I'm thinking it's drugs, it's always drugs, especially when it comes out of the blue. Sure, Avicii spoke of health problems before, they caused him to retire from the road, but what was he doing in Oman anyway.
So it’s kinda like school shootings. Everyone laments the deceased’s passing, talks about what a wonderful person they were, how great their music was, and then it’s business as usual.Meanwhile, what kind of outlaw ties up with corporations, doing sponsorships? If it’s about image, your credibility is immediately shot.
Meanwhile, what kind of outlaw ties up with corporations, doing sponsorships? If it’s about image, your credibility is immediately shot.
― how's life, Saturday, 21 April 2018 13:45 (three months ago) Permalink
Donald Glover was on "Community," is in the second season of his own highly-lauded series "Atlanta" and has one of the longest running hits on the chart with "Redbone," a cut from his THIRD Glassnote album and still...Most people had no idea who he was.Until now.
Most people had no idea who he was.
― 808s & Deep States (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 01:31 (three months ago) Permalink
i'm going to take the fact "no idea who he was" isn't in all-caps as some kind of major lefsetzian breakthrough.
― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 01:35 (three months ago) Permalink
You don't want to be second best, you don't want to be a booty call, you want to be PRIMARY, but even though you say no, that does not mean you still don't hurt, still don't desire, still don't fantasize.
― ... (Eazy), Sunday, 8 July 2018 12:19 (one month ago) Permalink
Does he really think that Matador had nothing to do with one of their artists getting a banner on Spotify?
― supreme court justice samuel lance-ito (voodoo chili), Sunday, 8 July 2018 12:47 (one month ago) Permalink
Where does the new Dave Matthews Band get traction?
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 8 July 2018 18:07 (one month ago) Permalink
Wanting to make a Tinder profile with Lefs photo and that quote ^^
― ... (Eazy), Sunday, 8 July 2018 20:28 (one month ago) Permalink
Wait a minute, is this rock? Made by a woman? Why isn’t the world all over this?
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 13 July 2018 18:12 (one month ago) Permalink
― maura, Friday, 13 July 2018 19:25 (one month ago) Permalink
Or you could be the inane publishing industry, which killed e-books so it could maintain its old numbers. Amazon wanted to push the industry into the future, GROW the business, with all titles under ten bucks. But NO! (Where is John Belushi when you need him?) Now e-books cost as much as, and sometimes even MORE, than physical. The book industry thinks it won, but it lost
TBF, editors and publishers and cover designers and researchers and lawyers and manuscript-readers and acqusitions staff and secretaries and software licenses and rent and electricity and office equipment wouldn't need to be paid if the inane publishing industry just stopped existing and every single book was text-only and published & sold by Amazon for $9.99, of which 99c goes to the author.
― kelp, clam and carrion (sic), Friday, 13 July 2018 21:20 (one month ago) Permalink
oh you sweet naive child
Your eyes would have bugged out. Girls in bikinis. Short ones, tall ones, big ones, small ones. So many fish in the sea you became inured to them. I didn’t know breasts came in that many shapes and sizes. That you could be that thin and be so naturally endowed.
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 14:46 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Don’t laugh, this is the story of tomorrow, the joke is on YOU!
― Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 14:53 (two weeks ago) Permalink
holy shit the entire piece that katherine quoted contains enough Lefgems to keep this thread going for a year
...the assembled multitude was a rainbow of colors, as many Latinos as whites, maybe more, blacks, multicultural people, [...]But it was not scary, AT ALL! Bump into someone by accident and no one took offense. With that many people in attendance you could get scared, think of violence, but there was none of that, it was strangely calm.But in VIP most of the people were white. So we’re still segregated, albeit by economic opportunity and success.
But it was not scary, AT ALL! Bump into someone by accident and no one took offense. With that many people in attendance you could get scared, think of violence, but there was none of that, it was strangely calm.
But in VIP most of the people were white. So we’re still segregated, albeit by economic opportunity and success.
― 16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 17:42 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Don’t laugh, this is the story of tomorrow, the joke is on YOU!― Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, July 31, 2018 9:53 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i feel this
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 2 August 2018 14:45 (two weeks ago) Permalink
the latest letter is....a lot to take in
Yesterday I played Shawn Colvin’s “Steady On,” of which I had an advance cassette, I played it that week in Minnesota after my ex-wife left, she said she’d call when I landed, but she never did. And when we finally connected I told her not to pick me up at the airport, I just could not be disappointed once more.
also a possible Minnesota connection!!!! woah
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 2 August 2018 14:48 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Bump into someone by “accident,” just to test if they’re “naturally endowed,” and no one takes offense (or at least can catch you as you slip away through the crowd)
― i’m still stanning (morrisp), Thursday, 2 August 2018 14:55 (two weeks ago) Permalink
"I Just Could Not Be Disappointed Once More: The Bob Lefsetz Story"
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 2 August 2018 19:48 (two weeks ago) Permalink
This thread has gone from successfully pointing and laughing to something far more convoluted and confusing.
― (V) (°,,,,°) (V) (Austin), Thursday, 2 August 2018 20:53 (two weeks ago) Permalink
The public only has time for the best, and if you're not it, find another vertical. Don't try to be LIKE Drake, BE Drake!
― ... (Eazy), Friday, 10 August 2018 03:27 (six days ago) Permalink
Dude still wants to fuck Linda Ronstadt, innit
― Josefa, Friday, 10 August 2018 05:17 (six days ago) Permalink