Sexual band names

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Somehow I just came across a band called "Abspritzen", German for "to jerk off". Do I remember well that there was a band called Hindu Love Gods? I can't think of any others except this British band with orgasm or something in their long often abbreviated name. What where they called again? Any more?

alex in mainhattan, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

sex pistols! the slits (debatable)machine gun fellatio

more as they "come" to mind (haw haw)

minna, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Steely Dan

Jeff W, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Thin White Rope 10CC The Lovin' Spoonful blah blah etc etc

Mark Morris, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

dildo warheads. sexmachines. (kiss my jazz).

helenfordsdale, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Carter USM it was. Carter the unstoppable sex machine. Yes!

alex in mainhattan, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Fuck (unless that's meant to be an expletive?)
Les Black's Amazing Pink Holes
Woolcave (OK, that's a Spinal Tap reference)
Lubricated Goat (depends what you're into I guess)
Girly Machine (kind of)

Dave225, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Pussy Galore

Poops McGee, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Butthole Surfers?

alex in mainhattan, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

the fuck fucks

minna, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

The Jody Grind

Brian Gallagher, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I take it Sexual Chocolate is just too obvious? Arab Strap. Papillon D'Amour is French for crabs.

Of course, my aborted group: The Sexcapades Of Dan Diego.

emil.y, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

the Hard-ons

WiLLeM, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Eat a Bag of Dicks!

adam, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Anal Cunt! Yaaayy! Two for the price of one!

Lord Custos, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Golden Showers (a German band some people have likened to the Cramps).

j.lu, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

JellyRoll Morton.

Dave225, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Les Sexareenos!

fritz, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Circle Jerks

Dave225, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Representing Norway: The Cumshots, Anal Babes

OleM, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Throbbing Gristle

Come

Sexual Milkshake

Nocturnal Emissions

Breeders ?

Flaming Lips

Nashville Pussy

The Cunts

Spermbirds

and many, many more.........

Baxter Wingnut, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Disco Tex and His Sex-o-lettes

M. Matos, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Joy Division. Oh, and when Ian Curtis used to bring the Hacienda to its knees with "Sugar Walls," twas magic indeed.

F. Smith, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Portland boasts a band named "Statch and the Rapes".

The Crucifucks come to mind as well.

doug, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

The Dils.

nickn, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

how about the smoking popes? or am i high?

Brock K, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

any band name with the word cherry

g, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

a more interesting thread would be sexual band names that can still get airplay. anal cunt is out obviously

g, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Cherry Poppin' Daddy's got airplay, right?

A Nairn, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

10cc. the lovin' spoonful

electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

do Celibate Rifles count?

Spencer, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

4-Gazm, Arab Strap, Vibrators.

Ben Squircle, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Pearl Jam

static, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Harry Pussy.

Mark, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Buzzcocks

Nik, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

The Flaming Lips? Thank you. Now, I won't be able to listen to them. Visions of John on a flaming pie, etc. Or something, err, Quaaludes please.

powertonevolume, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Wasn't there a band called Fanny?

helenfordsdale, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Wasn't there a band called Fanny?

Yes, all female US early '70s hard rock.

David Inglesfield, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

one year passes...
gerogerigegege

man, Saturday, 22 November 2003 07:34 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Didn't REM play a gig as Bingo Hand Job (I am far too scared to google that)?

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 22 November 2003 10:50 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Thora Hird's Cunt

Pete S, Saturday, 22 November 2003 14:47 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Hole.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 23 November 2003 06:47 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

AC/DC. The Strokes. Tool.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 23 November 2003 06:50 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

The Muffs
Coldplay
Fudge Tunnel (that's speculative, but I wouldn't be surprised)
Milf
Pegboy
Prick

And, it isn't actually sexual but I had to include it: pianist Dick Hyman.

Joshua Davis (josh_anomaly), Sunday, 23 November 2003 07:58 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Revolting Cocks, Bush, Helmet (original band name was Purple Helmet I believe), Big Black (debatable), Built To Spill (also debatable), Dink, Jack Off Jill, Swollen Members, Rapeman.

Ben, Sunday, 23 November 2003 08:01 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Limp Bizkit = a phrase used by jocks that involves the eating of each others come. An apt phrase for these fellows!

Trapt = "gay, shitty music"

P.O.D. (stands for "P-gayer O-shittier D-music")

Chevelle = "flaming fags" (just like all emo/screamo/fagmo)

and of course,

The Fags

lonenutnate, Sunday, 23 November 2003 18:56 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Human Sexual Response

p.j. (Henry), Sunday, 23 November 2003 20:34 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Thora Hird's Cunt
Crikey!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't know she had a band!!!!!!!!!

Anyway- anyone remember the one hit wonder ravey band with the rather amusing name Digital Orgasm?!?!?!?!

Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Monday, 24 November 2003 10:03 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Buzzcocks

Actually, no. The name came from the expression "What's the buzz, cocks?" used in a 70's sitcom called Rock Follies.

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Monday, 24 November 2003 12:21 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

six years pass...

Death By Horsecock

van smack, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 17:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

seven years pass...

Fuck Buttons
Allusions to sex in band names were more subtle in the old days.

Ich bin kein Berliner (alex in mainhattan), Friday, 9 March 2018 22:59 (six months ago) Permalink

There's a Canadian band that spells its name "Mourning Wood," which fools nobody.

SlimAndSlam, Saturday, 10 March 2018 03:58 (six months ago) Permalink

Jarabe de Palo

Spanish for stick syrup

✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 10 March 2018 04:12 (six months ago) Permalink

Genitallica

✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 10 March 2018 04:12 (six months ago) Permalink


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