Best band name that hasn't been used yet.

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You know you've thought of one before. Go.

(And no, I'm not in or starting a band.)

footlog, Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Steely Trevor

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link

You Prick

bb (bbrz), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Deadpan Lighthouse

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Jesus Loves White Trash

Chris O., Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Baby Jesus Hitler

acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link

The Bedsit Tragics

acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Rebar McIntyre

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Punkass Thetic

acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Eric Gill's Dog
(for a punk band that got together in a graphic design course)

acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link

TNA (all girl band)

Electrofucution

Agean Seahag, Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

ILM-Phasis

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Great name for an awful band:
PerFunktory

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Don't get me started...

Pregnant Britney Drinking
LSD I Love You
The Red Mice (plumbers will get this one)
The Inconceivable

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

ha ha ha ha
xpost

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Damn, hate to poast again for something so stupi, but that was supposed to be PerFunkshun.

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

already posted on superfluous post, what's another. pardon my typing.

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

on=one.

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

.=?

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

I like PerFunktory better.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

BallSauceLeotard

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost. me too in retrospect. OK, I go now.

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

N*Cephalectomy

Nick (nick_banks), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Televised Event

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I AM OTM

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

tonight at the ottobar

bean cobain is jojo
with
every time i die
monuments to masses
fear before the march of flames

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Hell No

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Suckarooch

'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link

for what it's worth, "perfunktory" has, in fact, existed

ben skoch (b'angelo), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

how about PerFunktorasm?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Orgasmed Rhyme

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Keith Richards & The Anal Linguists

'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Lik-A-Maid

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

(Johnathan) Frakes Fiction

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Thee Shakespeares

Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Thy Masters

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

By the way, all of these bands sound really shitty...

Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh, you're familiar with them then?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

The Supersugars

'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link

They just sound like shitty punk and emo bands that I wouldn't go to see for free.

Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Matt Car1son's Got Better Things To Do Tonight

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Well then take your curious brand of fun elsewhere, Matty.

On with the shitty names!

footlog, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link

The Raccoonists

jeff tweedy, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link

singer and the band

thingummy and the doodahs

beer cr-8 (a personal favourite)

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I believe this thread is for "best" band names...

Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

So it devolved.

On with the shitty band names, I say!

footlog, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link

The Beetles

peepee (peepee), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Thy Masters rules!!!

Chris O., Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link

The Go-Sees

piscesboy, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Commander in Chief

Matt McEver (mattmc387), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

I always wanted to be in a band called The Ludes.

been done, though in fairness, the band didn't have a 'The'.

mark e, Thursday, 25 February 2010 23:14 (nine years ago) link

jimmy_chop and the coachmen - oh wait that was used for like a month maybe less --

jimmy_chop, Thursday, 25 February 2010 23:28 (nine years ago) link

tune tang

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 25 February 2010 23:33 (nine years ago) link

The Orange Julii

Dominique, Thursday, 25 February 2010 23:39 (nine years ago) link

Roy Division

StanM, Monday, 1 March 2010 09:06 (nine years ago) link

Scoliosis Porterhouse

that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Monday, 1 March 2010 10:53 (nine years ago) link

More Barn

that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Monday, 1 March 2010 22:31 (nine years ago) link

Circular Braid

that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Friday, 5 March 2010 00:53 (nine years ago) link

You Too

that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Friday, 5 March 2010 00:56 (nine years ago) link

One Mind Ministries

meisenfek, Saturday, 6 March 2010 07:45 (nine years ago) link

_____ and the Children

kaitokid05, Saturday, 6 March 2010 08:34 (nine years ago) link

ok

meisenfek, Saturday, 6 March 2010 12:24 (nine years ago) link

From this thread
Scientists reach a consensus on what killed the Dinosaurs!
"Jesus and the Dinosaurs"

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Saturday, 6 March 2010 13:05 (nine years ago) link

Tractatus Toothache

M.V., Monday, 8 March 2010 02:27 (nine years ago) link

Faux Jerky

M.V., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:01 (nine years ago) link

Mumblin' Bob

M.V., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:02 (nine years ago) link

Fear of a Black Plane

M.V., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:02 (nine years ago) link

Ronald McDonald Sutherland

Davek (davek_00), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:09 (nine years ago) link

low+

meisenfek, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:47 (nine years ago) link

Here Comes the Knife

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. (hugo), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:03 (nine years ago) link

Tweaked Moniker

❽ (M.V.), Saturday, 20 March 2010 21:26 (nine years ago) link

Michaelangelo Was a Rapist

Cattle Grind, Saturday, 20 March 2010 21:32 (nine years ago) link

Cabernet Tweens

(LOVE "More Barn"!)

Armchair Crab (staggerlee), Saturday, 20 March 2010 21:34 (nine years ago) link

Been trying to name my drummers' doom metal side project.

Submissions thus far:

Slaycation
Snuffilmuphagus
Wrong Ørifice
Hairy Reed

Darin, Monday, 22 March 2010 21:50 (nine years ago) link

how 'bout:

D(((((Ü)))))M

Armchair Crab (staggerlee), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 00:31 (nine years ago) link

The Sex Epistles (Christian punk)

Dr X O'Skeleton, Friday, 26 March 2010 10:29 (nine years ago) link

The Cocking Cunts
The Bastard Bitches

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 26 March 2010 10:36 (nine years ago) link

The Fucking Sucks

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 26 March 2010 10:38 (nine years ago) link

Scoliosis Schoolhouse

(apologies to MV)

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 26 March 2010 10:42 (nine years ago) link

Hutaree Leboon

❽ (M.V.), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 23:07 (nine years ago) link

Bad Touch

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 00:55 (nine years ago) link

Toiletpee

PaulTMA, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 06:47 (nine years ago) link

I could have sworn that there was a band called White Liberal Guilt. After searching this board, Google, wiki, discogs, and GEMM, I seem to have been proven wrong. Which is good, because I needed a name to make music under as my no. 1 pick, Artless, was taken.

naus, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 07:05 (nine years ago) link

Papa Roach

Oh no, wait.

Limp Bizkit

Fuck, no wait.

God dammit this is so hard.

kelpolaris, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:52 (nine years ago) link

Sum 182

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:36 (nine years ago) link

steve garvey

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:37 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Masonic Cufflinks

❽ (M.V.), Monday, 19 April 2010 16:08 (nine years ago) link

Sodom and Baltimora.

Cunga, Monday, 19 April 2010 16:25 (nine years ago) link

The Cryptic Tweets

musically, Monday, 19 April 2010 16:27 (nine years ago) link

The Is

gnarly sceptre, Monday, 19 April 2010 16:41 (nine years ago) link

Whisker Biscuit
Interstellar Overbite
Band in Boston Creem

ImprovSpirit, Monday, 19 April 2010 21:48 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

play & try:

http://www.google.com/recaptcha/static/shared-media/logo2.gif

meisenfek, Sunday, 5 September 2010 10:12 (nine years ago) link

Surely Jism

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 5 September 2010 20:51 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

The Rare But Serious Side-Effects

kashi west: late vegetarian (rustic italian flatbread), Saturday, 12 November 2011 19:40 (eight years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Operation Earnest Voice

meisenfek, Saturday, 13 October 2012 09:39 (seven years ago) link

seven years pass...

My sincere thanks to M.V. and Snoball - lacking inspiration I snagged a pair of tickets to see Earth this Monday in a "best fantasy band name" competition using "Mumblin' Bob and the Dinosaurs". I already had a ticket but now two of my skint mates can come with me :)

Hollywood Star Whackers

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:29 (four days ago) link

Prolapse

cryborg (rip van wanko), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:33 (four days ago) link

prolapse?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:39 (four days ago) link

ok boomer

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:48 (four days ago) link


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