tl; dr thy name is cracked magazine
― i would never want a book's autograph (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 29 May 2009 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link
kanye says the same thing
― da croupier, Friday, 29 May 2009 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link
i wasn't serious, stuff like i just posted are just little thoughts i come up with, i call them "h3lges0on-isms"
― i would never want a book's autograph (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 29 May 2009 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link
the h3lges0on dialectic.
― Cunga, Friday, 29 May 2009 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link
why does he say hen fap on gold digger?
― Feugh! (since somebody always asks: rhymes with "Peugh!") (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 May 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
okay I only watched a little bit of "Paranoid" but it was amazing how unsettling it was; the backstory behind Rihanna/Chris totally makes the video and really casts the song in an unsympathetic light
Sometimes I think Kanye is very, very lucky and sometimes I think he's smarter than everyone realizes.
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Kanye kinds deserved this, though the piece itself could've been funnier:
"Whoever said life is an open book probably didn’t have any friends. Sure, he probably liked the people in his book. But did they like him? No. Why? Because they aren’t real."
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2009/11/09/091109sh_shouts_cowen
― YOUR MOMS SPOT HERON WITH NO HANDS I'M SMACKIN HER (Beatrix Kiddo), Friday, 6 November 2009 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link
KANYE THINKS PILOTPRIEST TRACK IS UNRELEASED DAFT PUNK
On January 28th, hip hop artist Kanye West’s blog posted an unreleased Daft Punk song called “The Crash” and offered it to fans for free download on kanyeuniversecity.com. In actuality, the song was not authored or performed by Daft Punk, but by Calamity Jane Recordings artist Pilotpriest, and its not called "the Crash," its called “Body Double.”
The song can be found on Pilotpriest’s Myspace page, and is the first song on the player. When Pilotpriest heard about Kanye’s post, he commented, “Really, really flattered, but this is just a Myspace rip or Sendspace hack of my track.” Likewise, Dani Deahl, co-owner of Calamity Jane Recordings says, “We love the comparison of our artist’s production to Daft Punk, but the claim simply isn’t true. The song was composed by, and belongs to Pilotpriest”.
The post by Kanye spurred rumors that Daft Punk produced the song for their upcoming project – scoring the remake of Tron. Several commenters on the blog assert it as fact and videos have appeared on youtube.com with combined hits of nearly 30,000 in three days. In the wake of the song’s popularity, Calamity Jane Recordings is rushing release of “Body Double” on iTunes.
Calamity Jane Recordings discovered Toronto-based Pilotpriest in 2007 through his bootleg of Run DMC’s “My Adidas”. Since then, Calamity Jane Recordings has worked with Pilotpriest supporting him in developing a sound that straddles the spectrum between the dance floor and more musical productions. The result has been a string of acclaimed remixes, including re-released Pilotpriest vs. Run DMC: “My Adidas”, a remix for American Idol’s Blake Lewis, and debut single “Zipper”.
Links:Kanye West Blog Post:http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/?em3106=244159_-1__0_~0_-1_1_2010_0_0&em3298=&em3282=&em3281=&em3161=
Pilotpriest Myspace:http://www.myspace.com/pilotpriest
Calamity Jane Recordings:http://www.calamityjanerecordings.com
Youtube “Tron” Video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsex5IKU5LM
― Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Canadians do it better.
― Spinspin Sugah, Sunday, 31 January 2010 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Have we talked about this yet?
http://twitter.com/kanyewest
― markers, Saturday, 31 July 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link
sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes, my 7 floor sanctuaryabout 10 hours ago via web
kanyewestKanye West
― markers, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link
otm
― fuck ya law! (Spinspin Sugah), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link
anyone who doesn't push close on ppl running to the elevator is a disgusting savage
― righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link
i have done this and then they make it, v. awkward.
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link
haha sometimes i make a big production of fumbling for the door open button in this situation, but i rarely find it in time
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link
why would you run anyway i mean
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link
unless ur in a romantic comedy or something
Don't you hate it when you say bye to someone then yall get on the elevator together and it's like, now what?? Awkwaaardabout 10 hours ago via web
In life... Sometimes you gotta just wait for the next elevatorabout 10 hours ago via web
― markers, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link
i am not sympathetic to elevator runnaz here cuz THERE ARE FIVE ELEVATORZ in my building. half the time two more arrive before our doors close.
and don't even get me started on ppl who take the elevator to the 2nd floor!!!!
― San Te, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/8757510
― markers, Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L53gjP-TtGE
what the fuck
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 7 August 2010 05:02 (thirteen years ago) link
(admit i may be way late to the party on this one, dunno)
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 7 August 2010 05:04 (thirteen years ago) link
what is "you n***** got jooooooookes" that funny voice?
is it a raaaaandy thing?
― parsley, sage, rosemary and GUCCI TIME (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 7 August 2010 05:50 (thirteen years ago) link
his album is called dark twisted fantasy. lol.
― prolego, Saturday, 7 August 2010 07:13 (thirteen years ago) link
facepalm til infinity
― ballerrr (The Reverend), Saturday, 7 August 2010 12:37 (thirteen years ago) link
21st century shitzoid plan
― parsley, sage, rosemary and GUCCI TIME (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 7 August 2010 12:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Friend just posted this on fb and made me lol: "The Kanye/Kardashian thing upsets me because I feel like I was really mislead regarding his thoughts on gold diggers."
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
p sure Kim does just alright financially w/ or w/out Kanye
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
True, but you're ridding my afternoon of humor. Thanks a lot!
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
lol, sorry.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
During his show in London, Kanye West had to speak about a few things:
On Justin Timberlakes collaboration with Jay-Z:
During Kanye’s rant in London he said, “I got love for Hov, but I aint ****ing with that suit & tie.”
On Barack Obama:
“I don’t give a **** what the president got to say” – Kanye, during his rant.
On The Grammys:
According the Kanye, Grammy’s promised him he could open the show 4 years ago, then Gaga got hot and he was bumped. The rant goes on LOL
The grammys can suck my dick
I’ve never won a Grammy against a white person
http://defpenradio.com/kanye-west-rants-about-jay-z-on-suit-tie-obama-and-the-grammys/
― piscesx, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:02 (eleven years ago) link
So, any night.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:10 (eleven years ago) link
He's not wrong.
― katherine, Sunday, 24 February 2013 03:13 (eleven years ago) link
yeah he is, he won a Grammy against the Beastie Boys in 2005!
― luaka boppa flame (some dude), Sunday, 24 February 2013 03:20 (eleven years ago) link
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:05 (eleven years ago) link
Kanye and Lupe 2013
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:31 (eleven years ago) link
i don't really think Kanye has much of any political convictions, he's just dealing with the fact that the first black president, who is from Chicago, called him a jackass on multiple occasions.
― luaka boppa flame (some dude), Sunday, 24 February 2013 12:00 (eleven years ago) link
+ likes jay more
― a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 24 February 2013 12:43 (eleven years ago) link
haha yeah
― luaka boppa flame (some dude), Sunday, 24 February 2013 12:48 (eleven years ago) link
Lyrics to new Kanye song sound, er, awesome.
Stop everything you're doing now/ Because Baby, you're awesome / Don't let nobody get you down / Because you're awesome / You don't need to listen to your manager ... / You must be tired of running through my mind / Can I come inside? ... I'm also awesome ... / I'd rather do nothing with you, / than something with somebody new / Because Baby you're awesome.
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 16 May 2013 11:39 (ten years ago) link
I'm happy to have no clue what this album will sound likeI.e. happy to be surprised
― Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 16 May 2013 12:02 (ten years ago) link
Lyrics to new Kanye song sound, er, awesome.Stop everything you're doing now/ Because Baby, you're awesome / Don't let nobody get you down / Because you're awesome / You don't need to listen to your manager ... / You must be tired of running through my mind / Can I come inside? ... I'm also awesome ... / I'd rather do nothing with you, / than something with somebody new / Because Baby you're awesome.
― The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Thursday, 16 May 2013 12:07 (ten years ago) link
damn i was gonna post the youtube but it's been taken down already. even funnier as audio, though, trust.
― some dude, Thursday, 16 May 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link
Yo Kanye, keep runnin' up that hill, playa!!!― Kate Bush (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, February 25, 2004 9:43 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 16 May 2013 12:37 (ten years ago) link
yeah it's hard to describe how funny it is when he finally goes "...also i'm awesome"
i was kinda really into that song tho
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:01 (ten years ago) link
Hats off to Kanye for making a lyric out of the old pick-up line "Your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."
I hope he does something with "Apart from being sexy what do you do for a living?" and "You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy."
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:01 (ten years ago) link
i missed this song! is it still up anywhere?
― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:03 (ten years ago) link
i can't even express how much i want a kim kardash feature on his album, it'd totally redeem him in my eyes
lol that's kind of what Frank Ocean's "Forrest Gump" was
yeah the "also i'm awesome" turn is incredible
― trick paddy pollars (some dude), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:05 (ten years ago) link
all i can offer you is a vine https://vine.co/v/bEinpmHxMdE
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:06 (ten years ago) link
Doing the whole Memphis rap/NSBM/RYM incel music route in *2023* is like the least-forward thinking artistic move Kanye's done in like the last 20 years
― The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 17 December 2023 03:05 (four months ago) link
Is there a cover of National Front Disco?
― sarahell, Sunday, 17 December 2023 05:26 (four months ago) link
xp I am not sure he is even doing that, Whiney. The single is just offensive ranting over a mediocre trap beat. He is drawing on Burzum for the Nazi associations alone.
If he wanted to make a blackgaze record that would be cool.... ten years ago. Sort of picking up where Runaway left off, a more abstract, atmsopheric kind of album.
― treeship., Sunday, 17 December 2023 17:31 (four months ago) link
I didn’t listen to the song, I just meant visually
― The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 17 December 2023 19:04 (four months ago) link
Whiney just never likes to miss a chance to link RYMers with Nazis
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Sunday, 17 December 2023 22:34 (four months ago) link