Any good songs about farting?

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Or is this a subject matter just being taken seriously by Blink 82 (no wonder they are so popular)?

― Fart is funny!, Saturday, 22 October 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

"That Smell" by Lynyrd Skynyrd

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 22 October 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

Serge Gainsbourg has an entire album about it, of course.

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Saturday, 22 October 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

"Every Time I Do A Fart" by The Hard Ons

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Saturday, 22 October 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

"Mmmbop"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 22 October 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

CLASSIC OF THE GENRE (MORE LIKE CLASSICAL GAS LOL PWNED)

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― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Saturday, 22 October 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

Kevin "Bloody" Wilson - "Mick the Master Farter"

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

"Windy"

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

Gaslighting Abbie - Steely Dan

― Masked Gazza, Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

Is This Desire by PJ Harvey--the entire album is filled with synthesizers that sound like farts.

― kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

"you're just in time for the Friday Morning Fart Song!"

David Cross: "no, no, I'm not doing that."

― etewtgwe, Saturday, 22 October 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

did Wierd Al ever do a song about farting...seems like he would've gotten around to that eventually..

maybe Bobby Jimmy, that weird funny rap dude? Blowfly?

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 22 October 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Enjoy by the Descendents

― Sweat Loaf (Sweat Loaf), Saturday, 22 October 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

there's that "anal vapor" line in that mentors song that al gore read on the senate floor....

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 22 October 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

10ft tall and the nurse stuck a needle in my arm...

― Charles Dexter (Holey), Sunday, 23 October 2005 09:31 (twenty years ago)

Bob Dylan - Blowin' in the Wind.

― moley, Sunday, 23 October 2005 10:58 (twenty years ago)

Freakwincey "

― blunt (blunt), Sunday, 23 October 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

...I Farted" (Rephlex 1997)

― blunt (blunt), Sunday, 23 October 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

Jumpin' Jack Flash

― peepee (peepee), Sunday, 23 October 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

I Can't Stop Farting - The Queers

― I sit and try to take a shit but I'm shit out of luck, Sunday, 23 October 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

"The Paw Paw Negro Blowtorch"

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 23 October 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

Mr Bungle's "Fart In A Bag"

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Sunday, 23 October 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

fart songs POX

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 23 October 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

"Come On Baby Light My Fart"

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Sunday, 23 October 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

Vincebus Eruptum's "Who Farted" is the pinnacle of fart-related songs.

WHO FARTED?!
WHO FARTED?!
YOU DID!!

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Sunday, 23 October 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

Completely serious answer: "The Big One" by Confederate Railroad, 1993 (only song ever written about farting in church, if I remember right. Unless it was at the picture show.)

― xhuxk, Sunday, 23 October 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

XTC "My Weapon"

― kwhitehead (stephen schmidt), Sunday, 23 October 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

Also I think (correct me if I'm wrong) "Der Fuerher's Face" by Spike Jones and his City Slickers (about farting in said face).

I don't know if the Fartz ever did any songs about farting.

Cheech and Chong either, but they definitely farted on their albums.

― xhuxk, Sunday, 23 October 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

"Smells Like Teen Flatulence"

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Sunday, 23 October 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

Bathtub Shitter -- Possibly "Control Of Own Hole" or "Escapism to Refresh"

― xhuxk, Sunday, 23 October 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

the climax of Cledus T. Judd's "It's Great To Be A Guy"

That fried boloney and cheese macaroni,
Tasted good this afternoon.
But now I'm passin' some serious gas and,
I might have to leave the room.
Pee - hee!

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 23 October 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

Jethro Tull - Bad-Eyed And Loveless

― w.b., Monday, 24 October 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

"Sumer Is Icumen In", at least according to some translations.

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

John and Yoko's "Unfinished Music, No. 1: Two Virgins" has some actual farts on it

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

Oran Juice Jones had a song called "I Farted"

― iDonut B4 x86 (donut), Monday, 24 October 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

http://www.laughdome.com/farting.gif

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 24 October 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

eleven years pass...

Is ilx ready to revisit this debate

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 00:51 (nine years ago)

'Good Vibrations' iirc

― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 00:56 (nine years ago)

"Come On Baby Light My Fart"
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Sunday, October 23, 2005 11:39 AM (eleven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

1. I See A Bad Fart Rising by Creedence Clearwater Revival.
2. I Feel Like A Fart Machine by James Brown.
3. It’s My Party And I’ll Fart If I Want To by Lesley Gore.
4. No, No, No, The Fart Is Mine by Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney.
5. I’m A Fire Farter by The Prodigy.
6. Saturday Night’s Alright For Farting by Elton John.
7. Come On Baby Light My Fart by The Doors.
8. Whole Lotta Farting Going On by Jerry Lee Lewis.
9. Don’t Fart So Close To Me by The Police.
10. Do You Think I’m Farty? By Rod Stewart.
11. Twist And Fart by The Beatles.
12. Nobody Told Me There’d Be Farts Like These, Strange Farts Indeed by John Lennon.
13. When You Think I’ve Farted All I Can, I’m Gonna Fart Just A Little Bit More by Dr Hook.
14. They Call Me Farty-Pants by First Choice.
15. Pretty Farty by The Sex Pistols.
16. Just Fart! by Lady Gaga.
17. I Kissed A Fart by Katy Perry.
18. What Makes You Fart by One Direction.
19. When A Man Loves A Fart by Percy Sledge.
20. Last Train To Fartsville by The Monkees.
http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/fd8f685303/my-top-twenty-favorite-songs-about-farting

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 01:01 (nine years ago)

"Let it Go" from Frozen.

― MarkoP, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 04:02 (nine years ago)

"I Saw an X-Ray of a Girl Passing Gas" by the Butthole Surfers

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 11:39 (nine years ago)

'I Farted' by Beyoncé (feat. Sean Paul)

― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 13:14 (nine years ago)

Children Of The Constipation - Eddie Shit

― calzino, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 13:19 (nine years ago)

someone once made a really good case for "Fire In The Hole" by Steely Dan being about flatulence

With a cough
I shake it off
And work around my yellow stripe
Should I hide
And eat my pride
Or wait until it's good and ripe
My life is boiling over
It's happened once before
I wish someone would open up the door

Don't you know
There's fire in the hole
And nothing left to burn
I'd like to run out now
There's nowhere left to turn

― Wimmels, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 13:47 (nine years ago)

Apropos of little, I always thought 'Ring of Fire' should've been used in a Preparation H commercial.

― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 13:48 (nine years ago)

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