TS: Most [REDACTED]-Looking Barenaked Ladies Member on This Album Cover

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i think a case could be made for each one!

petesmith (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:47 (eighteen years ago) link

oh god, they all make me want to just kill.

petesmith (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link

exept for the one on the far right, who looks bad only by association.

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:50 (eighteen years ago) link

i say, in order of most retarded to least:
1. hat
2. dreadlocks
3. fatbeard badshave
4. lowerleft corner
5. other guy

petesmith (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I saw them on TV last night, talking about their upcoming Canadian Idol performance, and, um, they're really the same giant fucking dorks as they were 15 years ago. I almost respect that.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:56 (eighteen years ago) link

1. Fatbeard Badshave
2. Twat o'Shanter
3. Son of Newman
4. Lower Left Corner
5. Un-natty Dread

I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, that's fine.

But, do they still do that "it waas funny at the time" song "If I had a million dollars"?

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost: the first shot fired in the ILM reclaiming of BNL.

petesmith (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:58 (eighteen years ago) link

All of 'em except the red-white-&-blue fatso in the upper right.

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:01 (eighteen years ago) link

they mention Sailor Moon in one of their songs. lay off them.

g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

THey mention Sailor Moon in ALL of their songs.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link

for real? i guess i'm obliged to buy their album then.

fuck.

g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:28 (eighteen years ago) link

The problem is that some of them look more obviously retarded than others, but if you stare at the more subtly retarded looking ones long enough, they actually look even more retarded.

Actually, to me the least retarded one is the fat guy in the middle - he looks like he's actually thinking "Eughhhh! Get these retards away from me."

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, to me the least retarded one is the fat guy in the middle
He just doesn't want to get retard punched by Dreadlocks.

kaygee (kaygee), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Dreadlocks looks like a bad, out-of-proportion drawing. what's with the Jeremy Beadle looking wanking claw?

g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Most retarded = guy who designed that cover.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:34 (eighteen years ago) link

hurting otm.

petesmith (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link

whoa - i was actually calling you OTM for your previous post, but this more recent one is even MORE OTM.

petesmith (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

and what's with that random arm that doesn't actually belong to any of them?

g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

what year is that? 91? 90?

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:39 (eighteen years ago) link

That arm belongs to fattyspecs. It's growing out of his fatfro. DON'T STARE!

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:41 (eighteen years ago) link

If you like any of the BNL songs you will enjoy this album. I even caught my man humming it round the house and hes way too laid back for this stuff:). BNL are a fun band with catchy rhythms and smart lyrics. They get in your head and wont leave... I played this non stop when I bought it and 5 years later can still play it over and over and over and over. $1,000,000 is still the fave for me, we all dance around to that in our home. Their cynical world view coupled with bouncy beats brings a surprising amount of joy and fun to this album and I reckon you should just go get one!.

petesmith (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

agh, im going to hell.

petesmith (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

openmouthed guy with nkotb hair is the most retarded.

renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

nah, i'll just watch Sailor Moon. they mention Sailor Moon in that, AND the music is better.
xxpost

g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I went to college in Michigan, and my first week of school was spent hanging out around a bunch of kids from suburban Detroit who all seemed, inexplicably, to be huge Barenaked Ladies fans. I felt like I had stepped into a bizarro world. (I figured out the whole proximity-to-Canada thing -- same reason Michiganders like hockey so much -- but it was still weird.)

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

guy in lower left corner is obv the "evil genius" of the band

renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe he's trying to punch the genius waves back in through the top of his head. He looks like he thinks that's a pretty clever idea, actually.

kaygee (kaygee), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:50 (eighteen years ago) link

this cover makes me wish i had five fists

g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:50 (eighteen years ago) link

you people are so lame. don't you have anything better to do than dis artists you don't like? I have been a barenakedladies fan for 10 years and they have more talent in their little finger's than any of you guys have. your just jealous that you don't know how to make good music like they do. you probably like blink 182 or green day. just go back to your mothers basement timmy because you probably live with her and listen to green day and have nothing better to do than be on the internet all day.

bnlroxx (dave225.3), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link

dude, green day rules!

petesmith (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Hi fat dreadlocked guy!

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Hat is definitely the worst.

AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

bnlroxx OTM!!!!!!

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schwantz, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

and what's with that random arm that doesn't actually belong to any of them?

it belongs to the guy in the lower left. he's putting it through a letter.

richard wood johnson, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link

this is gonna be the new dmb thread, innit.

renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Here's a bigger version of the pic, in case you want to do closer inspection:

http://www.perrific.com/cds/covers/gordon.jpg

Apparently there was also a more moderate version of the cover:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002LU8.03._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

The one thing I don't get is the Pepsi logo on both covers... Were they like sponsored by Pepsi or something?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

God, I hope so. I think Nick & Buzz are big BNL fans.

xpost

when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

"Gordon"

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

Hold on, you're ripping on them because they're not as cool as Sailor Moon? Way to come off like the shift supervisor at the poutine shack, King Retard.

js (honestengine), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link

in the larger picture you can see the blond highlights in fattyspecs' hair.

renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

The bigger picture reveals that it's not dreadlocks the guy on the right is sporting, it's a jheri curl. So shame on you haters!

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

The one in the hat looks like the BNL bitchass intern.

js (honestengine), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

that "it waas funny at the time" song "If I had a million dollars"?

Funny only if you were out of your skull on nitrous oxide "at the time".

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link

"Stunt" is a really good album.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

for better or for worse, we've mostly steered clear of actual music discussion on this thread.

petesmith (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

hagar the horrible, we've mostly steered clear of actual music discussion on this thread.

when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link

In other words, Cathy vs. The Lockhorns.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 16:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay, look, I'm at work and I can't do it right now so someone else please photoshop the BNL faces on those bodies right now please, this is important.

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 February 2016 19:28 (eight years ago) link

ten months pass...

*redrafts provisional ballot for eoy tracks poll"

soref, Friday, 30 December 2016 03:12 (seven years ago) link

that's fuckin amazing

frogbs, Friday, 30 December 2016 03:49 (seven years ago) link

STOP CHANGING THREAD TITLES!!

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 30 December 2016 11:28 (seven years ago) link

GO OPEN A FUCKING VESSEL, ARSEHOLE!!

This thread has always sucked shit, even after the dim-witted title change.

calzino, Friday, 30 December 2016 12:22 (seven years ago) link

Better?

how's life, Friday, 30 December 2016 13:37 (seven years ago) link

when the premise of the thread is basically "lol - someone looks like somebody with disabilities" it is a shitty + offensive thread whatever you call it. Haven't you ppl got FB for this kind of dross?

calzino, Friday, 30 December 2016 13:56 (seven years ago) link

I don't know if the mods got the memo, but Chapo Trap House is making it ok for liberals to say retarded again

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 30 December 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link

I give up.

how's life, Friday, 30 December 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link

just change it to 'dorky'?

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Friday, 30 December 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

tempted to defer to calzino on this tbh

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Friday, 30 December 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

idgaf tbh. just basically fuck y'all who think this thread is worthwhile and it sounds like still not clicking on that blowhards links has deprived me of some lols this year.

calzino, Friday, 30 December 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link

http://i1.examiner.co.uk/incoming/article10449205.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/JS76694317.jpg
Some IRL retards in this pic, will this provide much hilarity to (whiney) and this thread?

calzino, Friday, 30 December 2016 14:59 (seven years ago) link

http://donignacio.com/art/barenakedladiespic.jpg

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 30 December 2016 15:12 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://vine.co/v/MhdWmbtQ7jg

pplains, Saturday, 21 January 2017 16:23 (seven years ago) link

What a redact.

hardcore dilettante, Sunday, 22 January 2017 05:27 (seven years ago) link

most-dookified looking

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 05:58 (seven years ago) link

cat otm

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 22 January 2017 11:59 (seven years ago) link

If I can just weigh in with a CONTROVERSIAL OPINION: it is good that this thread no longer has the word "retarded" in the title, even though I had a laugh about it when it did, 10+ years ago, when I was nineteen, & felt no reservations about it at the time. I don't think I would miss it if the entire thread were deleted, leaving only a memory

bernard snowy, Sunday, 22 January 2017 13:52 (seven years ago) link

oh wow but then it crops up like five times in the first few pages of replies... in retrospect it's hard to stomach the indifference -- the people going along with the joke & not seeing anything wrong w/ it -- given what macho internet zing culture hath wrought

bernard snowy, Sunday, 22 January 2017 13:57 (seven years ago) link

you're overthinking it

example (crüt), Sunday, 22 January 2017 14:03 (seven years ago) link

maybe so, still an embarrassing thread

bernard snowy, Sunday, 22 January 2017 14:08 (seven years ago) link

I'm just hoping this embarrassment will lead us to the critical reassessment of Barenaked Ladies, because Gordon is a fantastic album. I also really enjoyed Steven Page's new solo album from last year, and wanted to vote for it in the end of the year poll, as it was one of my favorite albums of last year, but didn't vote for it because I didn't think there would be any interest.

MarkoP, Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:10 (seven years ago) link

I absolutely agree with you, bernard.

Thread should be called Pc Gone Mad Safe-Space for complete fucking Arseholes, these days or just lock the fucking wretched thing for once and forever.

calzino, Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:55 (seven years ago) link

Dud

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:10 (seven years ago) link

"Fatbeard Badshave" will always be funny

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:33 (seven years ago) link

Gordon is a fantastic album

this is easily the most offensive statement in this thread tbh

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:44 (seven years ago) link

lol, I got dragged to a Barenaked Ladies show at Universal Mardi Gras once. didn't wanna go cos it interrupted sexytimes with the g/f but I'd already committed to going w/ my best friend and she didn't have an annual pass.

the lead vocalist had just quit like a week before so they had the keyboard player singing. it was the most boring show I ever went to. everybody hemming on about how 'quirky' they are, when it's like, ok they're college frat rock that occasionally writes songs about things like the Big Bang Theory.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:48 (seven years ago) link

"One Week" is such a bad song btw

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:49 (seven years ago) link

So is this band an inevitable stage popular music had to go through before P0mpl@m00s3 took it to the next (final?) level?

めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:55 (seven years ago) link

i think these guys were great, smart power pop songwriters especially page

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Sunday, 22 January 2017 18:24 (seven years ago) link

Can't really imagine a thread titled "Most Faggoty-Looking Barenaked Ladies Member on This Album Cover" surviving ten years without mod intervention

― Jimmywine Dyspeptic, Friday, January 29, 2016 8:28 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM. The fact that we're still seeing ""jokes"" like "What a redact" is a pretty clear indicator that there's no way for this thread to get escape velocity from its original premise. I'm sure many people who participated just wanted it to be "most dorky and uncool barenaked ladies member," but it wasn't.

It's long past time to lock thread IMHO.

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 22 January 2017 18:33 (seven years ago) link

The ILX hivemind sees your request to lock thread and laughs

calstars, Sunday, 22 January 2017 20:44 (seven years ago) link

if only we had other barenaked ladies threads to use instead

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Sunday, 22 January 2017 21:59 (seven years ago) link

or y'all could quit being passive aggressive and actually ask for the thread lock in the actual thread where the title change was requested, instead of asking the mods to police 11 year old threads.

i tried to do so for you all, but it's on y'all now.........

Neanderthal, Monday, 23 January 2017 04:21 (seven years ago) link

I thought this was totally rad

https://youtu.be/bkIIS66F72E

U2 (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 23 January 2017 04:42 (seven years ago) link

I'm not sure I ever knew that thread existed tbh

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Monday, 23 January 2017 05:31 (seven years ago) link

Gordon and Moxy Fruvous's Bargainville are two albums I still have an affinity for because they remind me so much of being 13

Still think they're both pretty good albums though hard to listen to now. For different reasons I guess.

BNL obviously went on to do a lot of garbage but it's pretty disingenuous to treat them like a novelty group or one-hit wonders, they've been around like 25 years now and they've written a lot of dumb songs but they obviously have some measure of talent. Always thought Maroon was a pretty damn great power pop album, at least.

frogbs, Monday, 23 January 2017 15:59 (seven years ago) link

Always thought Maroon was a pretty damn great power pop album, at least.

otm

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Monday, 23 January 2017 17:42 (seven years ago) link

six months pass...

I searched for the word 'retarded' to find this thread, unsuccessfully, just to post that the album that inspired it is celebrating it's 25th anniversary and as such Rhino is reissuing it on vinyl.

The press release features this image:

http://image.e.wbr.com/lib/fe8e137075670c7572/m/1/BarenakedLadies_PR.jpg

So this may be the new cover. So maybe the label/band/whatever agree that they all look like Cronenbergs...

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Friday, 28 July 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link

It's wild that some of these songs date back to like 1988 or 1989 when they were like 18 or 19 or 20 or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYNvGNjB2Ck

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 28 July 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link

Okay I like "Wishing Well" inordinately and I don't reflexively hate on BNL. Will I die if I hear their cover?

okapi paste (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 28 July 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link

Public service announcement: Please don't listen to this.

Impossible to say whether "Psycho Killer" or "Wishing Well" is the worse crime. I gave them a chance because I try to be open-minded, but no. This is not the vehicle to convert a hata to a non-hata: quite the contrary; I went into it not hating them and came out hating them.

okapi paste (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 28 July 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link

I didn't think it was possible for something to make me wistful about/long for Pomplemoose.

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Friday, 28 July 2017 17:10 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

Clockwise from bottom center:

Roger Ebert, Gene Siskel, A.O. Scott, Anthony Lane, Elvis Mitchell.

― your way better (Eazy), Wednesday, October 26, 2011 5:43 AM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a very underrated comment

musically, Monday, 19 February 2018 03:33 (six years ago) link

just stopping by as an actual disabled person to say: retard is a slur and if you try to justify tossing it around casually you're an ableist piece of shit, no fucking excuses, no whining about "pc culture" or whatever (and tbqfh mods should have done more than just removed it from the title, they should have actively pruned the posts laughing about it or deleted it and let a new BNL thread happen)

insofar as BNL goes, no strong opinions. got a mild giggle out of "ships and dip" and "fake nudes"

heliogabberlus, Monday, 19 February 2018 21:35 (six years ago) link

absolutely spot on mate, it's a garbage thread and should have been nuked a long time since.

calzino, Monday, 19 February 2018 21:53 (six years ago) link

Like as if putting [REDACTED] makes it less sneery + disablist somehow. Some fucking mods on here are more concerned about the welfare of anti-Semitic oxygen thieves, rather than garbage threads causing grave offence and hurt towards disabled people. It's just the way it is I'm afraid heliogabberlus.

calzino, Monday, 19 February 2018 22:00 (six years ago) link

Let the saga of the offensively-titled Barenaked Ladies thread finally draw to a close. There are 8 other BNL threads in existence - use one of them.

I tried to find the best solution for everyone on this board. You do realize that we mods get yelled at just as much for locking "classic threads" as for not locking them, right? We switched the title twice according to user suggestions in an attempt to find a workable middle ground. Apparently both of those workarounds continued to offend. We have many ilxors with mentally disabled family members, myself included. Some people are going to be more affected by words than others. We probably all try our best to treat each other well and not to be assholes.

Calzino, my concern about the poster who got banned two weeks ago was for their mental health, which is something you purport to care about if I'm reading you right. When I learned that their antisemitism had been established over a number of years and was not some recent development as a result of a mental break, I gave up on the issue completely.

how's life, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 14:17 (six years ago) link


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