R. Kelly - "Trapped In The Closet"

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Thanks for solidifying my point, Adam! Much luv.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

nicely done, a-dogg.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I think it's fair to say that "Trapped In The Closet" is the most punk recording of the 21st century.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

R Kelly's not mental because he had a midget in a closet having an affair with a policeman's wife in a 12-part hip-hopera (if the ludicrous humour of that isn't apparent to him then he might be mental, but the ludicrous humour of that simply CAN'T be not apparent to him, surely); he's mental because he videos himself pissing on the underage nieces of his musical collaborators and marries 14 year-olds and gives three albums the same name, and stuff.

Who is Adam Beales?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"R.Kelly's name has been popping up as a hip musical crush. Remember, this glossy RnB-pop was the indifferent aristocracy to punk rock's stone-throwing in the early 00's. People fought and died so our generation could listen to something better. "

is anyone anticipating the new Baaderonixx? (baaderonixx), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Who is Adam Beales?

Hearing that in my head a la Mike Jones is not helping my sanity.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Ye gods, when did everyone get so touchy?

R. Kelly is obviously at least kinda/sorta crazy --the craziness being obvious for the reasons Mr. Sick Mouthy mentions above, among others. And his material is (again, obviously) rooted in a frankly stereotypical vision of black culture and the entertainer's role in that culture. Oh, and he's black. Am I allowed to admit that I noticed that?

So what? The appeal to his work as a whole is the craftsmanship, the pop genius, the genuine humor, the controversy, the lunacy and (yes, to some extent) the total obliviousness. It's universal.

Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait a minute, didn't somebody save this thread a while back? What happened?

Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Adam now hammering home Dan's point, speaking of 'total obliviousness'

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait a minute, didn't somebody save this thread a while back? What happened?

http://pajamasmedia.com/images/2006/02/Fingerpoint.jpg

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think Kelly urinated on an underage girl or sold 36 million albums or made TITC by accident, Adam.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

"I don't think Kelly urinated on an underage girl or sold 36 million albums or made TITC by accident, Adam."

Aaargh. I'm not saying that.

I am saying that it's reasonable to suggest that Kelly's not totally in control of his persona. If you don't think he comes off at least a little bit messed-up in a deep-down, genuine sense, that's cool. I'm not sure either way, but I think it's reasonable to have doubts about who he is and what he imagines he's up to.

And even if you read it as ENTIRELY self-aware meta-comedy, TITC is pretty blatantly chowderheaded. Again, that's fine. Recognizing that something is kinda dumb shouldn't prevent you from enjoying it.

Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Urinating on an underage girl = insanity, perhaps worse
Selling 36 million albums = "craftsmanship, pop genius, genuine humor"
Making TITC = goofy pop novelty/vanity project

Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

if average white dudez think R. Kelly is crazy, it probably more due to that Dave Chappelle pee on you skit than TITC...i know for sure that's the first time a lot of people i know even knew who R. Kelly was.

M@tt He1geson: Sassy and I Don't Care Who Knows It (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly? never heard 'she's got that vibe'? 'i believe i can fly'?

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i guess its because i live where i do but everyone knows about R Kelly here.

We had to sing "I Believe I Can Fly" at 8th grade graduation

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

a lot of people i work with never listen to pop radio or watch mtv....they might've heard "i believe i can fly" but that would be the only one, just cuz it was on space jam.

M@tt He1geson: Sassy and I Don't Care Who Knows It (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

space jam was a minstrel show

max (maxreax), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey baby won't you be my dog, and I can be your tree, and you can pee on me.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

For the record, I think that Dave Chappelle thing is fucking hysterical.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Who's Dave Chapelle? is he the guy Bauer capped in the head in series 3 at 7am?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Trapped In the Closet:Music::This Thread:ILX

Makes you thirst for some New Critics to come along and tell us to judge the work completely on the basis of the text, and ignore the bloody artist.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

it's not my job to be rock critic.

M@tt He1geson: Sassy and I Don't Care Who Knows It (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

IT IS NOW

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm a conscientious objector!

M@tt He1geson: Sassy and I Don't Care Who Knows It (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Would that I had been so wise.

Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Makes you thirst for some New Critics to come along and tell us to judge the work completely on the basis of the text, and ignore the bloody artist.

...

cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I've just seen it, and I already want to watch it again. It is amazing. I can honestly say I have no idea what the hell it is. I liked the music, too. Plus it had Omar.

The Ultimate Conclusion (lokar), Monday, 15 January 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I also knew it was genius when he pulled out his beretta.

The Ultimate Conclusion (lokar), Monday, 15 January 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

...which is not a beretta, but a colt. another nice detail.

mister the guanoman (mister the guanoman), Monday, 15 January 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

six months pass...

Um, so I just saw a commercial on IFC "10 brand new chapters on DVD in stores August 21st" and they're playing it on the channel on the 13th.

http://ifc.com/static/sections/kelly/trapped.html

marmotwolof, Sunday, 5 August 2007 09:05 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

lol this thread

HI DERE, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link

space jam was a minstrel show
-- max (maxreax), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:43 (8 months ago) Link

lolol

Jordan Sargent, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link

I still stand by my initial excitement over the first 5 chapters. I only got halfway through those shitty new chapters released this year, though.

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:19 (sixteen years ago) link

The second set of chapters were so, so, so awful

da croupier, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

REDEMPTION

HI DERE, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

R. Kelly was like "if Dan's gonna call this a minstrel show, then I'm gonna give him a motherfuckin minstrel show."

da croupier, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link

All that was missing was Twan getting caught in the chicken coop

da croupier, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link

lololololololololololololololololololololololol

HI DERE, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

(ps I have been drinking)

HI DERE, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Soon playing at the Cinematheque Francaise:

http://tinyurl.com/2y2996

amateurist, Friday, 4 January 2008 00:34 (sixteen years ago) link

I mean, what if Scott Stapp DID make something like TITC, and a lot of black people dug it because of the "juxtapositions of white stereotypes with outrageous non-sequiturs"?

rip adam beales

and what, Friday, 4 January 2008 00:49 (sixteen years ago) link

the cinemathèque thing is insane

baaderonixx, Friday, 4 January 2008 10:08 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

I just want the audio of chapters 6 through as many more as I can get (I have TP.3). Is the audio for all the chapters packaged together in some fashion, preferably CD?

(this thread is bonkers/funny:
R. Kelly was like "if Dan's gonna call this a minstrel show, then I'm gonna give him a motherfuckin minstrel show."

-- da croupier, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:36 (5 months ago) Link)

earinfections, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 03:48 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Sure, if a white guy made TITC shot for shot, line for line, it'd be racist. Blackface. Appalling. I didn't think you were suggesting anything so obvious.

But if a white person of similar infamy made a similarly plotted, similarly brilliant/retarded film, it would be received in precisely the same way. It would reflect white culture instead of black culture of course, but the basic dynamic would be the same. People of all sorts would adore it in a condescendingly ironic fashion.

I mean, what if Scott Stapp DID make something like TITC, and a lot of black people dug it because of the "juxtapositions of white stereotypes with outrageous non-sequiturs"?

So what? Comedy = stereotypes + stereotypes punctured. Big deal. White guilt about what's okay or not okay to laugh at is retarded. Every culture in the world thinks other cultures are funny to the extent they don't think they're evil.

Therefore, thinking other cultures are funny is a GOOD THING. Or at least it can be...

-- Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Wednesday, January 10, 2007 5:03 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Sunday, 6 July 2008 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Stapped in the Closet

J0rdan S., Sunday, 6 July 2008 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Pye Poudre morelike Pye PUD-re

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 6 July 2008 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

my choice for worst single of the 00s

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 27 June 2010 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link

wasn't a single?

Humbert Humberto Suazo (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 27 June 2010 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Then he continues to rough up the midget as if the midget was under attack.

da croupier, Sunday, 27 June 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link


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