WHO IS YOUR BIGGEST MUSICAL CRUSH?

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Who is your biggest musical crush? As in, who do you pine after? Who do you get all Tiger Beat about? Who makes your boyfriend / girlfriend / husband / wife jealous?

BIG BANG BABY, Monday, 7 March 2005 23:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Jan from Mouse On Mars has always had me all aflutter. Those squinty little eyes! That boyish tousled hair! Rrrowwwrrr . . .

Romullo from Phoenecia is the other IDM scenester that has me totally crushed out. Cute band alert for realz.

As I already said on the noise board, Chris Corsano's rather foxy too.

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Monday, 7 March 2005 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link

easily, Jolie Holland

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Monday, 7 March 2005 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link

GEIR HONGRO

ms. kensington, Monday, 7 March 2005 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Misstress Barbara, Sandra Collins, Liz Phair

Flash (cowboytrance), Monday, 7 March 2005 23:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Kristin Hersh

Ian Riese-Moraine (Eastern Mantra), Monday, 7 March 2005 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

kathleen hanna 4eva

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 7 March 2005 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link

liz phair
sarah mclachlan
mf doom

Justin, Monday, 7 March 2005 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Texas Terri

JK!!!!!!!

charleston charge (chaki), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Liz Phair (then. now. whatever.)

Kaki King (w/ lip ring)

Kathleen Hanna (was she a stripper? you decide.)

The violin player for Sons & Daughters.

And there has never been a hotter girl in a band than Debbie Harry in her prime. Now, not.

PB, Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link

the Fiery Furnaces gal

Aaron A., Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link

http://cinematexas.org/old/janwerner.jpg

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Chan Marshall & Niko Case

darin (darin), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Berlin-era Bowie. I've spilled many a seed to him.

*hides*

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I definitely had a big crush on Liz Phair for years. Who didn't though?? That was around the middle 90's - no one since though..

Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.ear.fm/Encyclopedia%20I/ivy.jpg

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:15 (fourteen years ago) link

http://misterguch.brinkster.net/crash.gif

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Haha, I also have had a crush on Jan from MoM for years! Aside from that, er, most of my musical crushes have been indie losers who I end up going out with (I'm not very good at fancying famous people).

emil.y (emil.y), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.deanandbritta.com/dbassets/Wendy_Lynch/Britta%201.jpg

Fun to ogle while she plays base.

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link

who are these nameless people

PB, Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Or even bass.

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link

That Joss Stones a looker.

dmun, Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Bilinda Butcher

Matt Chesnut, Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Morgane Lhote, Sonya Aurora Madan, M.I.A., Joanna Newsom, Laurie Anderson, Christina Milian

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link

The keyboardist from Stars, Craig from Hold Steady/Lifter Puller, one of the Killers but I can't remember which one. Stevie from B&S

phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link

In no order

J-Lo
Britney Spears
Corrine from Sleater Kinney
Kylie
Ashanti until she released the newest album

and if i was alive in the early sixties: Joey Heatherton

JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:46 (fourteen years ago) link

The girl from The Cardigans, the girl from Deerhoof, Jennifer Herrema, Mary Hansen (RIP), Britney Spears, Madonna, Nico, Beyonce

indoors i bruise and blunder, Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.all-over-the-world.com/images/ph/ph010.jpeg

Lingbertt, Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Back in the 80's anyway:
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Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Alizee!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link

TYLER COLLINS

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Mandy Moore. Because she's cute and sweet and I never got the sweet girls. She's like that girl in high school that you (or maybe just me) were intimidated by because of how sweet and innocent she seemed. I think I tend to have crushes nowadays on the kind of girl I've never had. I feel guilty for sort of having a crush on her though and I don't know why. I guess I never got past that shit..

Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:55 (fourteen years ago) link

miho from cibbo matto

Lingbertt, Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:56 (fourteen years ago) link

martika

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 01:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Whos the girl in the mirror pic??

Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 01:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Lindasy Lohan's jugs are massive

OINK!, Tuesday, 8 March 2005 01:03 (fourteen years ago) link

not so much lately :(

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Polly Harvey
Rachel Goswell and Bilinda Butcher (way back; but that's not to say they ain't still got it)

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Toni Halliday

mr. drew (mr. drew), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link

STACIA

lustwig, Tuesday, 8 March 2005 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link

i dunno the music, but this girl from Saturday Looks Good to Me, looks good to me

http://www.whatevs.org/images/dailypics/05_03/bettybuzz.JPG

JaXoN Hole (JasonD), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 01:25 (fourteen years ago) link

joyce used to be a cutie!

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre400/e422/e42256dwwfj.jpg

JaXoN Hole (JasonD), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Norah Jones

Some of the gals in The Husbands. I don't know their names.

Lingbertt, Tuesday, 8 March 2005 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link

What happened to LLohan's boobs?

A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link

mirror pic = Britta Phillips from Luna (who I second, oh my yes)

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 01:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Holy shit. I think the girl from Saturday Looks Good To Me is my twin sister from whom I was separated at birth.

Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 01:36 (fourteen years ago) link

She pulled a Kate Winslet on us and tried to go all thin, etc.

xxpost

Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 01:37 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.graciouslyimpatient.co.uk/furry.gif

MK, Thursday, 10 March 2005 02:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Tammy Ealom

http://www.chrisjeffs.co.uk/3pinkgroup5.jpg

(sorry about the other two)

chris j (chris j), Thursday, 10 March 2005 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Roxymuzak, I was a Barlow fan too.

Here's a classic:

http://www.buddy-holly.com/buddyh.jpg

Sara Sherr, Thursday, 10 March 2005 04:29 (fourteen years ago) link

betty's livejournal link please?

jane (jane), Thursday, 10 March 2005 04:46 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=bettyohbetty

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Thursday, 10 March 2005 05:07 (fourteen years ago) link

By far, my biggest crush is Sarah Cracknell:

http://www.geocities.com/tokyoskyline/kellyslockercover.jpg

Other crushes: Rachel Goswell, Miki Berenyi, Trish Kennan, Julie Delphy.

daavid (daavid), Thursday, 10 March 2005 05:26 (fourteen years ago) link

young Eartha Kitt: holy shit.


milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 10 March 2005 05:37 (fourteen years ago) link

otm

Lingbertt, Thursday, 10 March 2005 06:47 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=bettymarie is a bit more direct

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 10 March 2005 12:26 (fourteen years ago) link

I'll chuck in Betty Boo and Alizee too;
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/275000/images/_277041_betty_boo150.jpg
http://bliss.website.free.fr/ban/Alizee.jpg

I think probably like a lot of people I have to really like their music too, so I'm not just a shallow pervert.

Nick H (Nick H), Thursday, 10 March 2005 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.brainwashed.com/tg/images/cosey2.jpg

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Thursday, 10 March 2005 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

She's such a doll, isn't she?!

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 11 March 2005 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Drew, will you please identify the very attractive shirtless boy with the flower?

My pick is Owen from Final Fantasy.

http://pwi.blogspot.com/2005/03/owen-take-bow.html

Kevin Erickson, Friday, 1 April 2005 11:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Sorry, let's try that again.
http://www.pwi.racknine.net/final.jpg

Kevin Erickson, Friday, 1 April 2005 11:04 (fourteen years ago) link

http://classicalcdreview.com/SUR8.jpg

Yes, play Stravinsky for me baby.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 1 April 2005 12:27 (fourteen years ago) link

stephen malkmus

breezy, Friday, 1 April 2005 12:59 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.ultima.no/Bilde/Utovere/Maja_Ratkje.JPG

Maja Ratkje makes me nervous.

Dr. Gene Scott (shinybeast), Friday, 1 April 2005 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow, that is obnoxiously big. Sorry. I was nervous.

Dr. Gene Scott (shinybeast), Friday, 1 April 2005 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link

xxxxxxxpost. Ken, Cosey has always had a certain undefineable appeal. Sort of intelligent, arty and dirty all at the same time.

But the ultimate rock chick for me is Kim Deal. She may not be the most obviously beautifulwoman in rock but bot has she got something! And she's 'one of the lads' as well!!

Guilty Boksen (Bro_Danielson), Friday, 1 April 2005 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Kevin, that shirtless dude with the flower is the singer for the Mean Reds- go to their website for an endless parade of skinny shirtless rocking out and abject costume wearing pix . . .

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Friday, 1 April 2005 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link

LL Cool J. A 20-year crush counts as big, doesn't it?

Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link

My wife would second that, Madchen, but only the young LL, she finds him cheesy now.

I cannot find a good picture of Brooke Valentine but DAMN

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

The Barbara Morgenstern crush has just kicked in, hard, because of the 'Tesri' cover.

jergins (jergins), Friday, 6 May 2005 04:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm so happy someone else said brigitte bardot.
brett anderson from suedE!
eek! *runs away*

vanessa novaeris (novaeris), Friday, 6 May 2005 05:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Neko Case once kissed me after a show, but beforehand apologized about being "...stinky and sweaty." I didn't mind.

Before you all get up in arms about this, it's not like these things happen to me frequently or anything...

John Justen (johnjusten), Friday, 6 May 2005 05:31 (fourteen years ago) link

I always quite fancied....

Sonya...
http://www.sixsquare.com/blog/images/0804/sonya.jpg http://www.sohostrut.co.uk/sonya.jpg http://www.ear.fm/Encyclopedia%20E/echobelly.jpg

Laryssa Strickland (sp?) from the Laughing Hyaenas kissed me drunkenly once at the Troubadour in LA and almost threw up in my mouth. It was not sexy.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 6 May 2005 05:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, to prove my point about the infrequency of these good encounters in my life, the aging women of Voice Of The Beehive tried to get me to go back to their hotel with them after I mixed their radio conclave comeback attempt. I respectfully declined...

John Justen (johnjusten), Friday, 6 May 2005 05:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Quoted from another poster on the "Return Of My Bloody Valentine" thread, with alterations: Kevin Shields and Cat Power I are totally gonna get married and sit in an apartment for the rest of their our lives getting stoned and watching kung fu movies in Spanish and eating lentils and duct-taping over the windows and bitching about how nobody understands how hard it is for them us to make music. FYI.

box of socks, Friday, 6 May 2005 05:51 (fourteen years ago) link

And I'm kind of surprised no one has mentioned Jennifer Herrema, until now.

box of socks, Friday, 6 May 2005 06:32 (fourteen years ago) link

eight months pass...
laura nyro in the early '70s.

http://www.puremusic.com/assets6/laura.jpg

2 columbus circle in 1964 (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I always believe my musical taste is mainly dictated by my crushes rather than by the music itself.
My biggest crushes :
James Dean Bradfield / Manics
Babydaddy / Scissor sisters
James Murphy / LCD soundsystem
Simon Ratcliffe / Basememnt jaxx
I guess only one in that list is into guys so i should FOCUS my attention...

Arnault (arc73hk), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 04:42 (fourteen years ago) link

On any given day...

1. Corin Tucker (taken*)
2. Jenny Lewis
3. Emily Haines
4. Kelly Crisp (taken*)
5. Kazu Makino
6. Bjork (taken*)
8. Kelis
8. Adrianne Verhoeven (taken*)
9. Stefanie Drootin
10. Ex French horn player for Polyphonic Spree
11. Sarah Crocknell
12. Katherine Whalen (taken*)
13. Elisa Ambrogio
14. Neko Case
15. Doris Day#
16. Annie Hayden
17. Tift Merritt
18. Shonali Bhowmik

and more


*as far as I know.
#may not count

earinfections (Nick Twisp), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 05:01 (fourteen years ago) link

I can tell right away that Roisin is too much woman for me, and I've always fancied Sarah more as a "gal pal."

Natalie Imbruglia is perfect when she's not too glammed out.
Beth Orton
Aaliyah
Sharleen Spiteri

I know everyone on this list born before 1980 crushed on Justine Frischmann. Why aren't you admitting it?

Mitya (mitya), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 05:18 (fourteen years ago) link

i dig justine, but i wish the majority of her music were as crushworthy as she is.

2 columbus circle in 1964 (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 05:26 (fourteen years ago) link

i sorta wish i crushed on more male musicians, but... most of 'em are really ugly. at least girl musicians understand how to have a look.

2 columbus circle in 1964 (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 05:29 (fourteen years ago) link

matthew friedberger though. him i like.

http://www.seattleweekly.com/graphics/features/0539/050928_music_fiery.jpg

2 columbus circle in 1964 (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 05:31 (fourteen years ago) link

good girl - betty boo
bad girl - wendy james
good and bad - sussannah hoffs.

retrogurl, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 09:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Since David Sylvian has been taken...

http://www.angelfire.com/art/ladyxanax13/Nick6780.jpg

Zora (Zora), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link

ross millard from the futureheads. swoooooon

http://aquamelina.typepad.com/a_q_u_a_m_e_l_i_n_a/images/rossssss.jpg

phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...
daniel bejar. or nick drake.

--Ryan (Badarts), Saturday, 8 April 2006 07:29 (thirteen years ago) link

eight years pass...

annie hardy

a million little treeshes (rip van wanko), Thursday, 4 December 2014 04:10 (five years ago) link

trent reznor
mike patton
cyndi lauper
beyonce
young broooce
young dave gilmour
young pete townsend
young keef richards

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 December 2014 04:33 (five years ago) link

Grouper

ET sippin the wig (spazzmatazz), Thursday, 4 December 2014 05:57 (five years ago) link

indeed

a million little treeshes (rip van wanko), Thursday, 4 December 2014 06:01 (five years ago) link

five years pass...

kathryn calder!!!1

otm into winter (rip van wanko), Monday, 10 February 2020 23:53 (two weeks ago) link

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl)
Posted: December 3, 2014 at 8:33:47 PM
trent reznor
mike patton
cyndi lauper
beyonce
young broooce
young dave gilmour
young pete townsend
young keef richards


still 100% true

also add Matty from The 1975

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 01:23 (two weeks ago) link

kathryn calder!!!1

Saw the Newpies last night and was thinking the same thing.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 01:33 (two weeks ago) link

Young broooce is so damn cute. This video of him age 26 makes me so happy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN-ou-JqXqQ

Lily Dale, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 01:41 (two weeks ago) link


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