just in case there was a demand for an acoustic cover of "I Kill Everything I Fuck"

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...it has been met.

http://www.michaelidov.com/mp3s/ikeif.mp3

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 06:28 (nineteen years ago) link

on second thought, delete thread, s'il vous plait.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 06:39 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread will live forever, summing up your life to all who come after...

OMGGGGGGGGGG

― DougD (DougD), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 07:57 (nineteen years ago) link

AWESOME

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 08:05 (nineteen years ago) link

OH MY GOD

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 08:05 (nineteen years ago) link

This is so going on my next crush mix.

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 08:19 (nineteen years ago) link

i have had this on repeat for the last 25 minutes

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 08:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Himmel! die Himmel beben mit Elend und anguish, die Höllenfischeier von Herrn Allin über der Berechnung der Zeit hinaus. ich rüttele in meiner Aufladungen und schreie Risse Freude und Haß durch meine Nasenlöcher, eine unholttat der Liebe.

― latebloomer: Klicken für Details (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 10:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I just hope that somewhere, Nina Gordon is going "damn, should have thought of it"

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link

where's Tad, he'd appreciate this

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 21:28 (nineteen years ago) link

sounds kinda like the Tindersticks.
much more inspired arrangement than the nina gordon thing.
Actually "better" than the original IMO, heh.

― AaronHzizzle, Tuesday, 1 March 2005 22:23 (nineteen years ago) link

dunno why I got temporary logged out, weird.

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horny (AaronHz), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 22:26 (nineteen years ago) link

This is brilliant!

Did you do this, joseph cotton? Or am I missing something...

― chopher (chopher), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link

where's Tad, he'd appreciate this

indeed ... esoj knows me too well ;-)

where's daveq, that's what i wanna know?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Hah! Who is this??

― buck van smack (Buck Van Smack), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 01:38 (nineteen years ago) link

It's Spielerfrau. More precisely, it's me drunk and very much solo.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

every time i listen to it, immediately after the vocals start i end up on the floor in hysterics.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 02:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't thank me, thank Anal Cunt.

(If I ever do a covers album, this is so going to be the title).

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 03:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought G.G. Allin wrote it?

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horny (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 03:27 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, it's a gg number

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 03:35 (nineteen years ago) link

There goes the title then.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 03:37 (nineteen years ago) link

"don't thank me, thank GG" sounds better

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 03:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, either way it's fucking terrific!

― buck van smack (Buck Van Smack), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 03:53 (nineteen years ago) link

― fabio_gonzales (fabio_gonzales), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 03:54 (nineteen years ago) link

this has made my best of 2005 playlist

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 11:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Word is spreading:

http://www.eboards4all.com/841116/messages/151662.html

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horny (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago) link

You'd have to log in to read that I think, but someone (from ILM?) posted a link to the mp3 under the heading Wanna hear the greatest cover song EVER???.

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horny (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Instant classic.

― Shaun (shaun), Thursday, 3 March 2005 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I've sent this to all my friends.
None of them seemed to enjoy it as much as I do; so I'm getting new friends.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 3 March 2005 21:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I would too. People who don't like this don't deserve to have friends.

― Shaun (shaun), Thursday, 3 March 2005 21:14 (nineteen years ago) link

You have to have it on loop while reading this: http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny.shtml

― Shaun (shaun), Thursday, 3 March 2005 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

sounds kinda like the Tindersticks

indeed it does -- that was the 1st thing i thought (i.e., it sounds like the tindersticks if you squint yer ears). i presume the stuart staples similarities are intentional.

even more plausibly, it also kinda sounds like it could be a leonard cohen song (and you don't even have to squint yer ears).

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 1 April 2005 04:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmm, would the Michael Idov of www.michaelidov.com, who hosts this amusing song, be the same one who gave me 2.1 out of 10 in Pitchfork for my Oskar Tennis Champion album? I'd have thought a man who thought this kind of thing was funny would also dig My Sperm Is Not Your Enemy...

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 1 April 2005 06:40 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...

i still love this

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 2 June 2005 01:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I sing this version of this song aloud to myself more than almost anything else these days

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Thursday, 2 June 2005 01:59 (eighteen years ago) link

if i killed everything i've fucked i wouldn't have to kill anyone..ooops! too much information.

― spitney brears, Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Momus,
it is indeed I, and I am indeed your fan (which should have been easy to deduce from the review); I was just unlucky enough not to enjoy Oskar Tennis Champion. Were I to review Ping Pong, or The Philosophy Of Momus, or your live show, or your book...

I also admit, from the safe distance of - what, two years? Jesus - that I was being unduly harsh. But that is what one gets from a fan (momentarily) scorned.

My first album should be appearing on these shores somewhere in late Summer-early Fall. There is nothing I would enjoy more than a sound drubbing from you in the medium of your choice.

x-post, naturally

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 2 June 2005 04:46 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...

still best song ever.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 14 November 2005 01:33 (eighteen years ago) link

this version of this song obviates the need to listen to other songs

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:25 (eighteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

Huzzah - I've been searching for ages to find this thread as the song has been regularly listened to for over a year but with no artist attribution.

This is so going on my next crush mix. - kenan

Heh, it actually did go on mine. We're now living together. I somehow doubt that this song had anything to do with that fact.

― emil.y (emil.y), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 09:08 (seventeen years ago) link

HOLY CHRIST

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I LOVE IT

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

six months pass...

Now enshrined by
Comedy Central.

― Erroneous Botch, Thursday, 5 April 2007 12:09 (seventeen years ago) link

rock

― electricsound, Thursday, 5 April 2007 12:19 (seventeen years ago) link

wonderful

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i really love this.

why isn't it on the Spielerfrau MySpace page?

― circa1916, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

haha i remember this

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

this is the best thing ever on the internet

― Hans Rott, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

why isn't it on the Spielerfrau MySpace page?

Because, sadly, the rest of the band hate it with a passion.

― Erroneous Botch, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

you'd be my hero if you did "I Wanna Fuck Myself" next

― milo z, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Skipping 9 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

can someone ysi or something? i lost mine and it doesn't appear to be posted online anymore.

-- circa1916, Sunday, 8 June 2008 18:47 (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^that, please

― Mister Craig, Sunday, 8 June 2008 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.sendspace.com/file/g3s649

― sleeve, Sunday, 8 June 2008 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link

awesome! thanks.

― circa1916, Sunday, 8 June 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

^that, please

-- Mister Craig

HEY, what happened to the CD I made for you?

― emil.y, Sunday, 8 June 2008 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link

HOLY CHRIST

-- Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, September 12, 2006 6:29 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
I LOVE IT

-- Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, September 12, 2006 6:29 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 8 June 2008 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link

damn i was excitable in 06

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 8 June 2008 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Still one of the best cover versions ever. Makes me laugh every time.

― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 8 June 2008 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

wish I knew where my copy of this was

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 6 February 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link

is the orig link down?

― carbonara not glue (electricsound), Saturday, 7 February 2009 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link

yep

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 7 February 2009 01:33 (fifteen years ago) link

is there anything else on the internet I can check for you?

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 7 February 2009 01:35 (fifteen years ago) link

well i was about to offer to re-up but not anymore

― carbonara not glue (electricsound), Saturday, 7 February 2009 01:39 (fifteen years ago) link

was just joking bro

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 7 February 2009 03:29 (fifteen years ago) link

if you don't do it for me at least do it for the new generation of ilx never exposed to such pleasures

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 7 February 2009 03:33 (fifteen years ago) link

yes plz

http://cache.idolator.com/assets/resources/2008/02/clipsefront.jpg

― Ricky Apples (Pillbox), Saturday, 7 February 2009 04:06 (fifteen years ago) link

haha ok gimme a sec

― carbonara not glue (electricsound), Saturday, 7 February 2009 05:57 (fifteen years ago) link

http://rapidshare.com/files/194984766/ikeif.mp3.html

― carbonara not glue (electricsound), Saturday, 7 February 2009 06:03 (fifteen years ago) link

fuckin hero this guy is

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 7 February 2009 06:11 (fifteen years ago) link

thx es

― Ricky Apples (Pillbox), Saturday, 7 February 2009 06:25 (fifteen years ago) link

YESSSS

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 9 February 2009 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

the original link is working

― Dan, Dan, DARRAGH (acoleuthic), Friday, 21 May 2010 12:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't think I would've thought to make such a request, but I'm glad someone thought of it.

― ImprovSpirit, Friday, 21 May 2010 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Hmm, would the Michael Idov of www.michaelidov.com, who hosts this amusing song, be the same one who gave me 2.1 out of 10 in Pitchfork for my Oskar Tennis Champion album? I'd have thought a man who thought this kind of thing was funny would also dig My Sperm Is Not Your Enemy...

LOL @ BUTTHURT MOMUS

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 21 May 2010 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

oh momuspaws

― keine Macht für dich mehr! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 23 May 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

oh hai

http://www.emusic.com/album/Michael-Idov-I-Kill-Everything-I-F-Single-MP3-Download/12613567.html

― *plop* crimes (electricsound), Thursday, 9 June 2011 04:55 (twelve years ago) link

*my life is complete*

― And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Thursday, 9 June 2011 05:04 (twelve years ago) link

seven months pass...

HOLY CHRIST
― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, September 12, 2006 6:29 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I LOVE IT
― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, September 12, 2006 6:29 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 23 January 2012 02:55 (twelve years ago) link

OMG

― NZA, Monday, 23 January 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

Still genius.

― emil.y, Monday, 23 January 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

two years pass...

all-time

― Mansplainingtomock (haitch), Monday, 24 March 2014 07:22 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

new link pls?

― écorché (S-), Saturday, 4 July 2015 11:12 (eight years ago) link

http://www41.zippyshare.com/v/5JygkNrL/file.html

I'd dug this up recently after discovering the existence of a 2011 kid-friendly GG Allin covers 7" from WFMU, Rated G.G. w/the Mountain Goats, Fucked Up, etc, but it doesn't seem to have much of an online presence ... anyone heard it?

― etc, Saturday, 4 July 2015 12:04 (eight years ago) link

thanks etc!

― écorché (S-), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 02:59 (eight years ago) link

weird, didn't notice this had just been bumped but came here to post this thematically similar bandcamp page http://pgallin.bandcamp.com/

one for the 'thought up the pun before embarking on the project' file I imagine

― and she's baconing like she's never baconed before (DJ Mencap), Friday, 10 July 2015 17:19 (eight years ago) link

three years pass...

This tune has been stuck in my head for fourteen years.

And I don't even have AIDS, nor do I fuck every day.

― oder doch?, Sunday, 7 April 2019 00:01 (five years ago) link

Also, ysi? ;)

― oder doch?, Sunday, 7 April 2019 00:01 (five years ago) link

I used to have this, not sure where it went :(

― Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Sunday, 7 April 2019 02:38 (five years ago) link

https://www.mediafire.com/file/3qw2y05otlrnqyj/02_IKEIF.mp3/file

― Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Sunday, 7 April 2019 02:51 (five years ago) link

i have thought about this version at least once a week for the past 14 years — thank you for the link!

― buttigieg play the blues (crüt), Sunday, 7 April 2019 03:19 (five years ago) link

wow. it really is that good

― Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 April 2019 03:39 (five years ago) link

this has made it onto many mix cds i've made for people over the years. an enduring classic.

― One Eye Open, Sunday, 7 April 2019 13:00 (five years ago) link

Is it an ilx/ilxor thing?

― Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 April 2019 14:45 (five years ago) link

yes, basically, old school noise board person I think

― Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Sunday, 7 April 2019 14:55 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

I feel like we're long overdue for a cover of joseph cotten's acoustic cover of 'I Kill Everything I Fuck'.

― hey, trust the fungus! (pomenitul), Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

Reupload, anyone?

― "Bi" Dong A Ban He Try (the table is the table), Monday, 21 December 2020 02:48 (three years ago) link

https://www.mediafire.com/file/3qw2y05otlrnqyj/02_IKEIF.mp3/file

― Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Saturday, April 6, 2019 10:51 PM

This one still works.

― pomenitul, Monday, 21 December 2020 02:50 (three years ago) link

― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Monday, 21 December 2020 04:38 (three years ago) link

this version of this song obviates the need to listen to other songs
― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Monday, November 14, 2005 3:25 PM (fifteen years ago)

― huge rant (sic), Monday, 21 December 2020 04:47 (three years ago) link

omg

― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Monday, 21 December 2020 04:53 (three years ago) link

wow. it really is that good

― Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Saturday, April 6, 2019 11:39 PM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

i'm getting old. guess i'll get to enjoy this song afresh at every revive

― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Monday, 21 December 2020 04:59 (three years ago) link

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