Defend the Indefensible: Mike Love

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Joe (Joe), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:44 (sixteen years ago) link

wrote the lyrics to some of the best songs of the '60s. fine bass singer.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:49 (sixteen years ago) link

useful for the puntastic quip 'mike love not war'

the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Plus he's barking mad.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:53 (sixteen years ago) link

I can learn to love Mike Love.

Ian Riese-Moraine (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Metal Mike Saunders explains here why Mike Love was better than Brian Wilson:

http://www.villagevoice.com/music/0247,tracker_writer.inc,37005,.html

chuck, Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:08 (sixteen years ago) link

beard.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Cool last name.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:53 (sixteen years ago) link

I think he might have been ahead of the rest of the world with regards to trucker caps.

peepee (peepee), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:26 (sixteen years ago) link

In the current political climate, might not be the most rightwinged entertainer.

peepee (peepee), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:27 (sixteen years ago) link

He did "The Kid" act in b boys AOK.
shakes ass like a homosexual.
inspired great new MES hex lyric.
TM.

Snappy (sexyDancer), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:34 (sixteen years ago) link

"don't fuck with the formula ", "I wanna see Billy Joel see if he can tickle the ivories"

dave q (listerine), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Gives critics someone to hate so they leave Brian alone.

Mark (MarkR), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Mark's on to something -- it's not like the guy forced Brian to go insane (though he certainly did try).

Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:29 (sixteen years ago) link

he's not stamos

Site Admistrator (deangulberry), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:32 (sixteen years ago) link

mike love tribute

heart "all i wanna do is mike love to you"
air supply "miking love out of nothing at all"
nik kershaw "you mike"

beachbummer, Thursday, 3 February 2005 08:48 (sixteen years ago) link

When the ol Mike Love debate comes up, it always seems to turn into the "Taking Sides : Sticking to the formula vs Advancing", which is spurious to say the least.

When Brian came up with the songs for Pet Sounds, Mike was less than pleased, apparently. I feel he did have a point. Not because they were bad, but the whole was more a personal statement, and as such should really have been a solo album. But they took it on anyway and learned to love it.

Smile, again, was even more so. Smiley Smile was a band album, and not a bad album, and not exactly sticking rigidly to the formula either. Their one mistake was not doing Monterey, as they would have won the crowd over with their current stuff.

Mike Love was a member of the Beach Boys, and had a valid opinion. Had Brian been a stronger person, he would have gone and made Pet Sounds and Smile by and for himself. That he did not, was not Mike Love's fault.

I move.

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 3 February 2005 09:02 (sixteen years ago) link

"In an ocean or in a glass
Cool water is such a gas."

Now Van Dyke Parks never came up with a couplet as good as that!

Then again, as is my custom whenever a BB/Wilson/Love thread raises its head:

"We're gonna sing a song that everybody KNOWS!
Not some acid shit 'bout column ruin domi-NOES!"

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 3 February 2005 09:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Apropos SMiLE, ML's perspective is that he doesn't see why he should be blamed for Brian getting hooked on drugs and fucking up the entire project.

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 3 February 2005 09:12 (sixteen years ago) link

MC, what is that "not some shit" line from?

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 3 February 2005 09:16 (sixteen years ago) link

12" of "Wipeout" by the Fat Boys and the Beach Boys.

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 3 February 2005 09:19 (sixteen years ago) link

damn!

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 3 February 2005 09:22 (sixteen years ago) link

is vd parks still hosting the mike love jokes page on his site?

scapegoats are important. and i do like his ba-ba dip-di-dip-di-dip's.

stamos, parks, charlie manson...being a beach boy evidently leads to strange bedfellows.

b b, Thursday, 3 February 2005 15:34 (sixteen years ago) link

oh...add reagan to that list...i forgot about the whole whitehouse lawn incident

b b, Thursday, 3 February 2005 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link

It's hysterical what Nick Kent says about Love in The Dark Stuff.

his face was burned off in a flaming crossbow accident (King Kobra), Thursday, 3 February 2005 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Semi-related thread:

So how would you like to see Mike Love perish?

darin (darin), Thursday, 3 February 2005 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link

He made me sit alone in the meditation room at Brother so my vibe would cool out.

Some thing, man, you don't forgive.

iang, Thursday, 3 February 2005 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link

I think Mike Love had a lot to do with the Beach Boys's early success; he kept them grounded in some kind of crass reality they needed. As did Dennis, I suppose. I go both ways with the Beach Boys; I like their dumb songs about Salt Lake City and cars, and I also like most of their tone-poem shit. He does seem to be a pretty crass human being, especially given his TM tendencies. According to one Beach Boys bio I read, he seemed to think he could will himself into levitation at one time, which makes him almost as crazy as Brian. I sort of respect that in a way.

es hurt (ddduncan), Thursday, 3 February 2005 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link

I remember an Uncut article on Brian in '97 or so where Mike came up to Sean O'Hagan, after Bruce Johnston had brought him in to produce one last record for them. And Mike said something to the effect of, "You're English, right? Aren't all you English guys FAGS?"

The article potrayed a sorry bunch to be sure — Mike, Brian, his wife, everyone. But what I remember most was not Mike, but Sean O'Hagan — I mean, here he was, given the chance of a lifetime to produce The Last Great Beach Boys Album...and he acted surprised and hurt that they turned out to be overgrown children! I mean, how can someone like him, whose every note has been lifted from these guys, POSSIBLY be surprised, much less offended, by that?

It just seemed like the height of self-centeredness to me and confirmed my impression that it wasn't just one guy or anything that ruined this band — that if anything, the real villain was the sorry-ass excuse for a music industry and all the leeches surrounding it. You wanna pin it on Mike, fine — but one tiny hole does not a ship sink. Even one on wicked waters.

Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 3 February 2005 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link

We all know that musicians can turn out to be creepy people, even (especially?) those whose music we admire, and we have to learn to live with this fact, but you've gotta draw the line somewhere, and it just seems to me that Mike Love is over the line.

Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 3 February 2005 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

i didn't know o'hagan actually got into the studio with them; he didn't record anything, did he?

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 3 February 2005 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link

I am so going to start referring to their post-'65 output as "their tone poem shit" from now on. (seriously, that's a great line--it's accurate, and it affectionately undercuts a lot of the fawning fanboyism that too much Beach Boys writing takes on)

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 3 February 2005 20:57 (sixteen years ago) link

i didn't know o'hagan actually got into the studio with them; he didn't record anything, did he?

Of course not. And, well, Carl's dead now, so that's that. Thanks, Sean.

Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 3 February 2005 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I am so going to start referring to their post-'65 output as "their tone poem shit" from now on. (seriously, that's a great line--it's accurate, and it affectionately undercuts a lot of the fawning fanboyism that too much Beach Boys writing takes on)

Well, aside from the fact it's not "shit," yeah. I mean, it's just a little pretentious is all.

Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link

"shit" means "stuff" unless you're saying it's a piece of shit. don't be a literalist.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link

besides, plenty of people (not just Mike Love!) think it's shit meaning garbage, so hey.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link

So, which is it, "Matos-Webster Dictionary": "Tone-poem shit" or "tone-poem stuff"?

Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link

to my mind, shit meaning stuff; to others, maybe shit meaning bad. like I've made clear about three times now.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Recently, PT editor-in-chief Robert Epstein, Ph.D., traveled to Lake Tahoe, Nevada, and visited with Beach Boy Mike Love to talk above Love's long-time devotion to transcendental meditation. Wearing a flowered silk shirt and a Beach Boys baseball cap, Love spoke with a serenity that other members of this world-changing band were never able to achieve. Dennis Wilson, Love's first cousin and the band's drummer, had serious problems with alcohol and drugs and drowned at age 38 in an alcohol-related accident in 1983. Brian, Dennis' brother, had a nervous breakdown in 1965 and struggled with drugs and obesity for many years. Carl, the third Wilson brother, died of cancer in 1998. Love's life, in contrast, has been fairly serene, and he credits his good fortune to his 35-year practice of meditation, which he learned from the renowned Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. When he's not at Lake Tahoe with his wife and children, Mike travels worldwide with a reconstituted version of the famous Beach Boys.

RE: Why is meditation so important to you?

ML: People ask me about the Beach Boys all the time. But the only thing worth talking about is peace--inner peace and collective peace, or what I call peace with a capital "P" There are different things one can do to establish and hasten the peace process. Meditation is one way.

RE: What has meditation done for you personally? What would you be like today if you hadn't made this discovery?

ML: Without meditation, I'd probably be dead. It has allowed me to transcend all the bothersome things that happen during the course of a day, a week, a month, a career or a lifetime. I go beyond a certain level of thought. Some of those types of thoughts come from a stressed physiology. They appear in your mind as, "I want to kill that person," "I want to kick the dog," "I want to hurt my wife," "I want to emotionally abuse people."

In Paris, in December of 1967, my first meditation was taught by Maharishi Mahesh Yogi--the founder of the transcendental meditation program. The feeling I had, physiologically and emotionally, was one of tranquility and deep peace. I was more relaxed and tranquil than I'd ever been. During meditation your metabolism and your breath rate go down to a level of rest, twice that of deep sleep. But you're not asleep, you're aware. It was so profound I thought, "Wow, this is so easy and so powerful. I feel so relaxed. If everyone did this, the entire world would be a different place." It's still an inspiration to me, that first meditation.

RE: But how can meditation lead to peace with a capital "P"?

ML: The history of mankind is a history of war. Think about the Protestants and the Catholics, or the Shiites and the Sunnis, or the ongoing conflicts in Jerusalem, which is the focus of people of three different religions. They fight about everything. Mankind invents things to fight about. There have been thousands of wars in recorded history. But Maharishi has come up with a formula for world peace, which he believes can be achieved with large groups of meditators. When people meditate, they have a calming effect on others. Also, if you have large groups of people listening to gandharva-ved music, they will connect with each other whether they're meditating or not. Just by hearing, one can connect to the transcendental level and stabilize the environment. This will have a peaceful effect throughout creation.

RE: World peace is a dream of humankind. What's stopping us from achieving it?

ML: I think it's society and our problems, as well as a lack of information and a lack of priorities. People have jobs and houses and families. People are too busy to think about the big issues. We need to change that.

lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link

People have jobs and houses and families. People are too busy to think about the big issues. We need to change that.

mike love to world: "what's with these stupid JOB things you have? can't you not work, like me? what's wrong with you? it's YOUR FAULT that there's hate and war in the world. if only you'd quit those stupid jobs..."

fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link

to my mind, shit meaning stuff; to others, maybe shit meaning bad. like I've made clear about three times now.

Kidding, Matos. Kidding.

Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link


"I am so going to start referring to their post-'65 output as "their tone poem shit" from now on. (seriously, that's a great line--it's accurate, and it affectionately undercuts a lot of the fawning fanboyism that too much Beach Boys writing takes on) "

stuff, I mean shit, we've been sayin' it for years down here. I mean, I like "Smile" just fine, and the rest of it...funny, I was playing my skeptical-about-the-Beach-Boys friend (he does not surf nor does he appreciate a good muscle car, but digs the Residents) the song "Johnny Carson" just the other day, telling him "this is what the Residents could've done, had they had more talent," being the smart-ass I am ("Eskimo" being some kind of tone-poem shit), and then right after that the news came on and said that JC was dead. The way he kept it up made me cry. Like B. Wilson during recording that song about the fire, I was convinced I'd made it happen.

Please use the line as much as possible, Matos.

fatsdominoruins (ddduncan), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link

ah! sorry, NTI, it's hard to tell sometimes on the boards.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link

No problem — we vintage Prince lovers must stick together. After all, he did his fair share of tone-poem shit himself.

Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link

did and does, oh yeah.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Completely indefensible for "Kokomo," amongst other things. You guys trying to anticipate the invevitable SMiLE backlash are so freakin' boring. Love wrote acceptable lyrics for some BBs songs, and sang acceptable lead on some BBs songs, but that's it. Don't try to balance out Brian Wilson fanboys by trying to take the "controversial" position (e.g. that Mike Saunders review is just stupid).

J (Jay), Friday, 4 February 2005 01:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Why does everybody hate Mike Love? I don't know all that much about the Beach Boys. Enlighten me!

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, 4 February 2005 02:07 (sixteen years ago) link

anticipate? didn't it already come and go?

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 4 February 2005 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link

he was on full house once!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 4 February 2005 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link

seven years pass...

Afaict he's a memorable thing about the band that people who WERE around information the 60s are familiar with. Hence his current career.

everything, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 03:41 (three months ago) link

In

everything, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 03:42 (three months ago) link

I mean more like the thing where he was all about preserving the legacy of the band who sang about beach-related phenomena rather than letting them be forgotten as the band who sang about Johnny Carson and who ran the iron horse.

Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 03:47 (three months ago) link

If it isn't clear (as I'd hope it would be, given my knowledge of BB ephemera), I am not much of a Mike Love fan. Just trying to address the thread topic heah.

Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 03:49 (three months ago) link

"the band who sang about beach-related phenomena rather than letting them be forgotten as the band who sang about Johnny Carson and who ran the iron horse."

It's the latter that affirms their reputation. Obviously.

everything, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 04:12 (three months ago) link

everybody knows "She's Goin' Bald" is their signature song

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 04:14 (three months ago) link

It one of them!

everything, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 04:19 (three months ago) link

Mike Love's only good solo writing credit is Big Sur on Holland. He probably has credits on more good Beach Boys songs than Van Dyke Parks or any of the non-Brian members, but his contributions aren't the deciding factor.

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 04:21 (three months ago) link

everything, read my posts. Read them.

Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 04:24 (three months ago) link

I did. They were shit posts.

everything, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 04:33 (three months ago) link

I Do Not Love everything

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 04:35 (three months ago) link

"everybody knows "She's Goin' Bald" is their signature song"

Almost everything from Summer Days to Holland is iconic btw.

everything, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 04:47 (three months ago) link

xpost Oh okay cool I guess you can go and fuck yourself then, dude named after the band who sang 'Hooch'.

Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 04:50 (three months ago) link

xxpost, I mean. Neanderthal knows I'd never tell him to fuck himself.

Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 04:52 (three months ago) link

If you want to talk about how classic the Beach Boys are, there are probably eight billion threads where you can do that. This is the thread where we (almost certainly against our better judgment) defend Mike Love. If you can't make an argument for shitty ballcaps and rolling one's eyes at Brian Wilson's fragility, you'd probably be advised to gtfo of this thread.

Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 04:54 (three months ago) link

Anyway, sorry for getting aggro. Anyone 'round these parts can tell you 'That's Not Me' (a Beach Boys song title)

Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 04:57 (three months ago) link

Big Beach Boys fan and therefore big Mike Love fan here. Eager to defend him any day.

He is not the reason they are "remembered". (Imho)

everything, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 05:04 (three months ago) link

Please, no fighting, this is the Mike Love thread.

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 05:17 (three months ago) link

FUCK YOU, LOVE MIKE

(^the name of Mike's first solo album iirc)

Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 05:23 (three months ago) link

Mike Love, Not War

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 05:32 (three months ago) link

Brian's live bands, often with Al Jardine, play a solid dose of classic cars & girls Beach Boys pop hits amidst the more sensitive BBs songs and Brian's other material.

Mike's live Beach Boys, since he's seen the genuine interest in and love for their deeper catalogue that Brian's shows generate, play killer-no-filler state fair sets and two-hour theatre sets that span the Wilsons-era catalogue (plus Kokomo). He is clearly aware that different people remember, or have come to appreciate, different things about the Beach Boys, and he is happy to sell an experience to both major types of them. But it's unlikely that even he, deep down, believes that his shitty 80s and 90s touring Boys are the reason that either audience remember the sunshine songs or the sadness songs.

@oneposter (⛰️) (sic), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 05:34 (three months ago) link

https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a1675115949_16.jpg

@oneposter (⛰️) (sic), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 05:35 (three months ago) link

He did "The Kid" act in b boys AOK.
shakes ass like a homosexual.
inspired great new MES hex lyric.
TM.
― Snappy (sexyDancer), Wednesday, February 2, 2005 11:34 PM bookmarkflaglink

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 05:38 (three months ago) link

Look, the purview of this thread was always going to be a minefield. I tried and that's what's important.

Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 05:40 (three months ago) link

MIKE
LOVE
FUCKS YOU

budo jeru, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 05:41 (three months ago) link

MIKE LOVE made it

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 05:45 (three months ago) link

If MIKE LOVE Fits, You Must Acquit

Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 05:48 (three months ago) link

good post-Trump anger thread

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 06:49 (three months ago) link

don’t jinx it bro

Tim Simms (morrisp), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 06:52 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

Vanilla Ice, Mike Love-Led Beach Boys Headline Trump’s Mar-A-Lago New Year’s Eve Party https://consequenceofsound.net/2021/01/vanilla-ice-beach-boys-mar-a-lago-nye/

Sounds about right

skip, Friday, 1 January 2021 22:51 (two months ago) link

Stop, collaborate and bootlick

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 January 2021 22:53 (two months ago) link

Was John Cowsill there? Say it isn’t so.

Dog Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 1 January 2021 22:55 (two months ago) link

Jeff Foskett left two years ago (for throat surgery, but it's nice to imagine he stayed away for maga reasons)

shivers me timber (sic), Friday, 1 January 2021 23:28 (two months ago) link

Ice is back with a brand new sedition

Four Jacks and a Jill (morrisp), Saturday, 2 January 2021 00:00 (two months ago) link

Berlin?! Sigh.

christopher.ivan, Saturday, 2 January 2021 00:53 (two months ago) link

Yeah

Dog Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 2 January 2021 00:56 (two months ago) link

Took my breath away

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 January 2021 01:05 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

Granted this is more about Irving Azoff and his minion partner and their fucked up plans for the Beach Boys but Jesus H.

https://www.rollingstone.com/pro/features/beach-boys-rights-sale-azoff-1129316/

Chastan gets most excited talking about the Beach Boys’ brand and future tech possibilities. “That includes VR, AR, 3D, CGI, natural language processing, et cetera,” he says. “That, to me, is probably the most interesting aspect of what’s going to transform our business. In five years, I could send you a text and say, ‘At 2 p.m., let’s put our Oculus Rift glasses on, and let’s go see the Beach Boys record ‘Good Vibrations’ at Western Recorders.’ ”

The CEO continues: “The studio is still there, so we could 3D scan the studio. The Beach Boys’ faces can be digitally replicated pretty easily. You’ve seen it with that Scorsese movie [The Irishman], where he did the de-aging technology. You’ve got natural language processing, which gives you the technology to actually have a conversation. So we could be witness to history from our couch.”

Chastan recently visited with Love in Lake Tahoe, where he looked at old memorabilia. “One thing that Iconic offers, which is absolutely unique, is that we’re a partner while they’re alive to actually help them shape that legacy, which they can’t do once they’re gone,” says Chastan. “How you want to be remembered? How you want to see your legacy in the future, even when you’re not there?”

Love even says there may be a day when the Beach Boys are touring long after he stops singing. “As long as it’s presented beautifully and authentically,” he says. “The beauty of music is, even though the originators might not be there anymore, the music can live on for centuries, as you know from the classics. Bach, Beethoven, and Brahms, you know?”

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 20 February 2021 19:46 (one week ago) link

Beach Boys AR would be weird as fuck

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 20 February 2021 19:54 (one week ago) link

The deal does not give Iconic ownership of much of the Beach Boys’ Sixties material, which is now owned by Universal.

visiting, Saturday, 20 February 2021 19:58 (one week ago) link

Beach Boys AR = what, Mike Love sitting on yr couch and making shitty comments about all yr stuff

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Saturday, 20 February 2021 20:52 (one week ago) link

sorry to say that anyone willing to pay for that kind of content is most likely too old to adapt to the technology required

assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 20 February 2021 22:13 (one week ago) link

Virtual Mike Love tears up your lyric sheet and tells you not to fuck with the formula.

Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 20 February 2021 23:02 (one week ago) link

I'd like a Beach Boys AR where we tell Love to fuck off, throw him out of the studio and replace his vocals with Brian's original guides.

birdistheword, Saturday, 20 February 2021 23:11 (one week ago) link

WATCH Mike take more than his share of credit! ATTEMPT to remove Mike's cap! MARVEL as Mike smacks your hand away, harder than was at all necessary!

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Saturday, 20 February 2021 23:19 (one week ago) link

Your Surfer Girl Is In Another Castle

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 20 February 2021 23:28 (one week ago) link

Beach Boys role playing game

"Do you

A) Do a song that everybody knows OR
B) some acid shit bout "column ruins domino""

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 February 2021 23:31 (one week ago) link

I'd like a Beach Boys AR where we tell Love to fuck off, throw him out of the studio and replace his vocals with Brian's original guides.

― birdistheword, Saturday, February 20, 2021 6:11 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

You're looking for This is the thread where we tell Mike Love to FUCK OFF and Defenestrate Mike Love

Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Saturday, 20 February 2021 23:36 (one week ago) link

it'll be called Pieces of Mike Love and pieces of his cold dead body are strewn about the studio, with a reanimated Dennis using his thigh bone to drum

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 February 2021 23:38 (one week ago) link

Comes with a bonus CD of Tibetan thigh bone music by reanimated Genesis P Orridge

Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Saturday, 20 February 2021 23:40 (one week ago) link


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