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My girlfriend is listening to a lot of Ryan Adams lately, is it ok to hit her?

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I'm just kidding about the hitting, a little bit.

― long & wonky, Sunday, 12 September 2004 05:20 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.nicolebass.com/cover.jpg

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 12 September 2004 05:25 (nineteen years ago) link

At least ask her to stop first you psycho etc

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 12 September 2004 05:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Then hit her

― Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Sunday, 12 September 2004 05:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought the thread title was using "hit" in the Chaki sense.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 12 September 2004 06:07 (nineteen years ago) link

or in the britney sense?

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Sunday, 12 September 2004 06:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe Ryan Adams isn't some elite 'art' type like I'm sure you are, but the man has a voice and a heart and sure seems to like sylvia plath. And America. Unlike you, who is undoubtedly gay and a homosexual. And against America. And Whiskeytown. aND IMPORTANT THINGS ABOUT aMERICA, like the town named after whiskey I was talking about. Maybe if you were paying more attention to your woman in the bedroom, and less attention to that goddamn throbbing gristle trench coat on ebay, your woman wouldn't have to turn to alt-countryish, gay-hair-having, heaps of down-home-charm-possessing, men.

― Gweny, Sunday, 12 September 2004 06:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought the Britney sense was like some weird indeterminate co-existence of all three meanings.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 12 September 2004 06:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm putting on Whodini's "The Freaks Come Out At Night" now.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 12 September 2004 06:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Roger Adultery, if you need to have your password reset, you can click on the "Moderation Request" at the bottom of the page. They can reset it for you.

― Reed Moore (diamond), Sunday, 12 September 2004 06:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm currently dating a former Deadhead, if it's any consolation.

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 12 September 2004 06:32 (nineteen years ago) link

if she starts to demand you call her parker, you're in trouble.

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Sunday, 12 September 2004 07:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe Ryan Adams isn't some elite 'art' type like I'm sure you are, but the man has a voice and a heart and sure seems to like sylvia plath. And America. Unlike you, who is undoubtedly gay and a homosexual. And against America. And Whiskeytown. aND IMPORTANT THINGS ABOUT aMERICA, like the town named after whiskey I was talking about. Maybe if you were paying more attention to your woman in the bedroom, and less attention to that goddamn throbbing gristle trench coat on ebay, your woman wouldn't have to turn to alt-countryish, gay-hair-having, heaps of down-home-charm-possessing, men.
-- Gweny (Lazzar...), September 12th, 2004.

Fabulous.

― David Allen (David Allen), Sunday, 12 September 2004 07:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I pronounce this to be the finest post of the nu-ilx era.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I want a throbbing gristle trench coat!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 12:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Ryan Adams, why so Bad and Hated?

Maybe he'll all call us up and leave us an answering machine message telling us why we suck.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 12:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Ryan Adams, why so Bad and Hated?

Maybe he'll call us all up and leave us an answering machine message telling us why we suck.
(sorry about the typo)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 12:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't be. Leaves this mental pic...

"beep: Hi, we're the Ryan Adamses, and you suck because you do. Byyyeeeee!!!"

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 13:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Nah. The message is too short, he has to whine for at least until the tape runs out.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 13:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Just as I figured, everybody on ILM is a gay.

― long and wonky, Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4035912211&ssPageName=STRK:MEUS:IT

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=306&item=4037438000&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

― colonel cucumber, Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Everyone on ILM is gay?
But Ryan Adams sucks.

― Nowell, Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

assume power focus

― Disco Nihilist (mjt), Thursday, 30 September 2004 04:06 (nineteen years ago) link

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4035912211&ssPageName=STRK:MEUS:IT

-- why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (power.strike@gmail.com

I love how the guy in the pic is too embarrassed to show his face.

― ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Thursday, 30 September 2004 05:02 (nineteen years ago) link


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