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people call me E.T.,
(what's that Shaq man?)
Extra-Tallems

Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Hail to the moon, just like Kunta Kinte
That means I'm gifted from the get-go
Mom's you never let go
Mad thanks for raising me right, bro'

Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Who wanna spark it with the chocolate
Macadamia, hair clean to the cranium
You know the name, Shaq aim to maintain
Money on the brain, can't stop the reign

"Big Shaq, where you at?"

Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:25 (sixteen years ago) link

who the hell is Shaq Attack you'd better read the paper
treat me like Biz Markie you'd better catch a vapor
I've got mad props so why would you exploit
punch you in your face like that kid from Detroit
really yo you'd better ask MC Hammer 'bout this bad mama jama
tall kid with the hoopa hypa lipta-gramma
watch out yo it's time for MC bashin'
got more loot than my man Johnny Cash and
I'm hard like a 360 twice jam
ask Dr. Dre and Ed Lover who's the man
I'm sure they'll say me brother please don't play me like a shrimp
dunk it on your head then I'll point like Shawn Kemp
don't need the drink crooked I juice to get loose
my favorite cartoon is Bullwinkle the Moose

Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link

THIS CD IS SO BAD AT BASKETBALL, April 14, 2004
Reviewer: "familyjewls724" (Freehold, NJ USA) - See all my reviews

This cd sucks dik like its its job....lets be serious shaq can not rap for his life. the names of his songs and the ryhmes in it like "i dont give a heck" and i kno i got (skills), i want to just puke all over that and finish it off with a taco boat w/flag desert.....if u buy this cd immediately go play in traffic afterwards with the cd in ur hands...and if u own this cd already idk wut to tell u throw in the rap towel immediately i guess is the most appropriate thing... peace 1 bitchez

Softly Weeping at the Oki Dog (Ben Boyer), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 16:38 (sixteen years ago) link

you better than shaq-attack, fool? Shut up liar.
I lean on the statue of liberty when I get tired.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I thought I saw a putty cat, I did
I did the humpty dumpty bashful grumpy quaker nabisco crisco kid
'cause my style's figaro figaro figaro figaro like Pinochio's
Big Digital Underground humpty dumpty camel hump nose

Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link

seven years pass...

I HATE 2 BRAG

"hallo?"
'hello?'
"hallo?"
'hello?'
"let me speak to Def Jef"
'who's calling?'
"I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU, MUSTY UNDERARM ODOR-BREF! I wanna talk to Def Jef. Last song he did with Shaq, Shaq was being braggadocious. I want Shaq to be braggadocious all the way. Know what I'm sayin?"

Once again it's time to get braggadocious
The tall human being, that's right...Shaqatocious (????)
Check out my lyrical slam-slam
Watch me flim-flam flam (???)
I freefrak the kleeklak (WTF????)
I bibbideebishda bam bam (?????????)

Honkeys sleepin on my skillz
Magic pay me millz, and my billz
Now I should move to Beverly Hills? Nuh uh.
Now I'm tokin'
Backboards are broken
I grab the cords of the mic and start chokin
Like I...CAN'T BREAVE...runnin outta BREF
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you know what I give up nothing he says is intelligible, someone finish this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoZoaYOVcn0

Neanderthal, Sunday, 20 November 2011 00:43 (eight years ago) link

eight years pass...

I treat you like Spielberg

YOU GET JUR-ASS-KICKED IN DA PARK

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 February 2020 07:44 (seven months ago) link

best thread

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 15 February 2020 07:45 (seven months ago) link

five months pass...

this album even brought Phife Dawg down to "bodily function/stank" level.

this is dire:

Never was a herb, kick you to the curb
There's more to my attitude than the city of Johannesburg
Styles are mean but this year they're even meaner
Carrying chips on my shoulder, so call me Sarafina
Guarantee [?] Martin
Pissin' and a-fartin'
Mess around with this and you'll be on a milk carton

it's so bad this dude went on Amazon and reviewed it and the title of his review was "PISSIN' AND A FARTIN?"

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 01:54 (one month ago) link

lmao

budo jeru, Thursday, 6 August 2020 02:23 (one month ago) link

i think my favorite thing about this record is the fu-schnickens collab, it's just so weird it kinda works

budo jeru, Thursday, 6 August 2020 02:25 (one month ago) link

it's really dope! and Shaq doesn't have to do much but keep the train coasting to the finish line. and the song works just fine without his verse too lol.

lead me years later to acquire both Fu Schnick albums, which are fun.

I can do Chip-Fu's verse but it helps to have a hype man to let you breathe.

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 02:27 (one month ago) link

that's impressive !

just looking now and diamond d produced two tracks on "nervous breakdown" (one of which is "sneakin up on ya" — a boom bap CLASSIC)

budo jeru, Thursday, 6 August 2020 02:34 (one month ago) link

which reminds me that i've been meaning to make a diamond d mixtape but dropped the ball. maybe time to reboot that. do a series, call it MXTP and charge $15 / month, any interest ?

budo jeru, Thursday, 6 August 2020 02:38 (one month ago) link

only if we get to suggest what vibes we like and then u curate and send us a mixtape based on something mildly tangential to that vibe we said we liked!

also can DJ Drama scream all over each track?

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 02:40 (one month ago) link

yes but only for the folks whose favorite rock duo is hall & oates

budo jeru, Thursday, 6 August 2020 03:16 (one month ago) link

bj—

you gotta put the ras kass 'soul on ice' remix and 'the hiatus' remix on your diamond d playlist! there's also an outkast remix he did that's pretty good, too.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Thursday, 6 August 2020 05:08 (one month ago) link

also, something funny about shaq's third album, you can't stop the reign: it was the first thing to have featured rakim in many years at that point. think about all the potential guest appearances that rakim missed in those years. it's crazy that the person to have brought rakim out of (unofficial) retirement was fucken shaq of all people. i imagine shaq spent a lot of money on that verse.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Thursday, 6 August 2020 05:12 (one month ago) link

wasn't Biggie on one of the songs too?

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 05:19 (one month ago) link

one thing that I really liked about Shaq's albums is he took the v important step of reminding us that he played basketball

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 05:20 (one month ago) link

xp this one ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPWdeDqs9wM

budo jeru, Thursday, 6 August 2020 05:21 (one month ago) link

that's the one!

also xp to neanderthal— yes, biggie was on the same track iirc.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:56 (one month ago) link


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