yo is it true vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef??????

It’s funny you brought up the Cannibal Ox incident, because I have this vague memory of it from a few years back but couldn’t find anything on google about it. From what I remember, some kid showed up at one of their shows after an extended message board beef and k.o.’d one of the members of the group (I’m pretty sure it was one of the emcees, not Cip-One) as they were walking through the crowd after performing. Turned out the kid tagged the one dude from the group who wasn’t on the message board (and allegedly didn’t even own a computer).

If anyone can hook up a link to the original message board thread on that, please get at me.

Comment by fresh 06.05.08 @

The dude snuck Vordul(from Cannibal Ox) blindsided him as he was walking thru the crowd and broke his jaw… This was some big dude that got locked up for the incident, but the funny thing was that he had a beef with El-P, but El-P was with his peoples all night and playing the back………….Dude was hopped up on steroids and other drugs and just totally blindsided Vordul for no reason totally out of the blue………This fucked up a lot of things and also explains why jux doesnt have a forum anymore……shit imagine walking thru the mall with your chick and some big 280lb dude just punches you in the jaw out of nowhere…………because he had beef with one of your boys and you knew nothing about it. Shit Big L was killed for something his brother did.

Comment by acelove 06.06.08 @

http://www.trapperjennmd.org/2008/04/you-hear-that-808.html

http://www.accesshiphop.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-5592.html

Ipatch
10-20-2003, 02:18 PM

I heard a while back, like two years ago, that one of the dudes from Cannibal Ox got knocked out at a show over some internet beef...

^ reads like a literal translation of the thread title XD

aol is not mentioned by name, so maybe some other internet chat room.

okay, okay, verse 1...

*ahem*

"I'm tha mastor wrapper and I'm here to say!
I like Fruity Pebbles in a major way, son!
You don't want me on ya bad si- um...
You don't want me to get on my bad... no wait
You don't...want to get... *shrug*
fuck."

― STINKOR™, Thursday, July 22, 2004 1:44 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark

I treat bitches like snitches and leave 'em in stitches (WHAT!)
AOL Time Warner got beef, I'm about ta sink ma teef (WHAT!)
Into some wite kid (UH HUNH... YEAH)
Before he sons me (UH HUNH... TRUE)

(DMX doing the whats, Puffy doing the uh huhs)

― STINKOR™, Thursday, July 22, 2004 2:26 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Really glad poster STINKOR™ doesn't post here anymore

1st two posts on this thread still ILM all-time HoF

I saw this link A FEW YEARS AGO, and ignored it, and was amazed to see a bunch of chumps like yourselves are still on my dick after all of these (8) years.

I'll tell you the real story.

For the record, I am a MAN. "White Boy" is a vague, racial insult used by minorities as a diminutive term to infantilize White men. It is no worse, than say, "Nigger", you fucking niggers.

If you bitchtime, cookies 'n' cream motherfuckers want to read the truth, you can see it on Philaflava.com in the "My Two Cents" and the "Party and Bullshit" forums. You can read where I "out" Vordul as a cracksmoking, manic-depressive, degenerate faggot, and his people who post on the same board cannot even deny it anymore. Yes, a LITERAL faggot.

That "Trapper Jenn, PMS" bitch already retracted her statement (where she writes as if she was there and knew all of the things that transpired beforehand, as well. GREAT JOURNALISM! Ugly tramp.) and basically acknowledged, like most of you, she shares common ground in not knowing what the FUCK she is talking about. This Acelover chump is just regurgitating what that little Jew bastard El-P had everyone believing through his legion of loyal, misguided, online dickriders.

Steroids? Coke? Not me. EVER. All for bitchtime cowards, like EL-P, who, IRONICALLY, has now acknowledged HIS drug problem. I guess if I looked like a pudgy, pasty, fish-faced, leprechaun faggot, I'd want to ease the pain and escape from it too. But, since you she-males are so interested, you can read the real story on the Philaflava messageboards. Look around 6/2/09.

XD

thx will! but it was a tough choice between this and "cracksmoking, manic-depressive, denerate faggot"

also u want a 77 invite?

oh totally

a LITERAL http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2403/2095637224_7dba59cff1.jpg?v=0

when is bitchtime, precisely?

sorry, i mean LITERALly

GTFO, wite kid

8 years later this fat kid still ego-surfs his, er, "moment of glory," mumbles online about "faggots," tries to troll his betters = EPIC FAIL AT LIFE

we should go check out his message board

the real epic fail is that he's wite

btw http://www.philaflava.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=110058&highlight=vordul

Man I could go for some faggots and peas about now.

So, I won't lie: I DO google my name with regard to the Vordul incident every few weeks. BUT, I wouldn't do that, if, some strange motherfucker didn't make a messageboard thread or blog entry every couple of months these past 8 years (YES...There are/were probably 80-100 references (some have since been deleted or the websites have folded) where this thing is mentioned, and, I have a perverse curiosity with regard to what people say about me, and, I don't think that is irrational or unreasonable. In fact, I am sure if many of you were in the same position with people constantly popping shit about you, you'd do the same. All of these people have the attitude that I should "grow up" or whatever. Really? Aren't you the same 30-40 year olds constantly posting MY NAME on some messageboard? GET OFF MY CODPIECE, FAGGOTS.

get off my codpiece

Man I could go for some cod and peas about now.

Thread keeps on giving

and people thought reg-only was going to kill Google lolz

lol

this made my day

Agreed.

SO IT IS TRUE VORDUL GOT SONNED BY A FAT WITE KID

http://www.fashion-era.com/images/Wedding/elizabethan_weddings/codpiece_wedding_groupcod650x20.jpg

don't son me bro

"Hey bro, you're a fucking racist and your heart is made of sin."

A FEW YEARS AGO, MAN. LITERAL GREAT JOURNALISM! FUCK EVER. IRONICALLY, HIS

http://myspace-831.vo.llnwd.net/00388/13/86/388716831_l.jpg
^^^^^pudgy, pasty, fish-faced, leprechaun faggot

did u know his iq is 141

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qo0vf4_FUw

Will High kicks it old school

will generates no less that FIVE fucking amazing display names with every post.

Man...I'm not fucking up shit. A All of this injury talk: I am 34 and I have NEVER hurt myself in a gym. As far as being an asshole: I CAN DO THAT. When you get to be 310 lbs, then you can be an asshole, too, you bitchtime, light-in-the-ass, cookies and cream, sugarfoot motherfucker.

I already wrote a lengthy disclaimer for you shemales who would make commentaries about form. I did not even count the last two reps and acknowledged they were forced.

Quote:
I'm sick of seeing links to this like this pretentious, bridge troll of a broad is the authoritative voice on a stupid incident that probably took place before she even had any hair on her cooch.

The real reason Cannibal Ox broke up is because Vast is limited and Vordul is a crack-addled manic-depressive who never came to terms with his own homosexuality. El-P is a cokeheaded, punkasss herb who had all of these fucknerd net kids believing his hype. He threatened Sole and postured like a tough guy, but he was really just a trust-funded Jew from a well-off family of Bohos or whatever who used to hang around Black kids in Brooklyn for a vicarious thrill.

Here's the absolute truth from the horse's mouth:

1. Contrary to the character assassination set forth by the Def Jux propaganda
machine, I have never used cocaine. People in this very thread knew me, and,
they know that my online persona mirrors my corpereal being more than most other
people. I am not some fantasyland, LARP punk who pretends to be something he is
not online. So, for years, since 1998, it has been pretty common knowledge that
I'm an extremely conservative, straight-edge type of dude. Most of the
people that deal with me now and those who knew me from that old AOL Roots board
knew that I never used/abused cocaine, heroin, weed, or pills of any sort. In
retrospect, I find it hilarious that I was accused of using coke, seeing as
there are now rampant rumors of El-P being a coke abusing, downward spiraling
shytbird. the idea of me taking coke beforehand to asswhip a bunch of fukking
nancies is hilarious, if you think about it. I have no reason to lie about not
doing drugs. I'm not running
around planting the pucker on babies and handing out campaign buttons a la
Seagraves. This all brings me to another point of contention:
2. I have never used steroids. Every time some b!tchass, birdchested bastard
sees a dude bigger than he is, I guess his insecurity regarding his own
(perceived or otherwise) physical inadequacies, makes him relexively accuse
others of steroid use. Even an inexperienced bodybuilder or fitness enthusiast
who knew me then, when I was only a little past my prime, and working out with
heavy weights 4 times a week, could tell you without hesitation I was not on
steroids. There is a certain aesthetic that comes with steroid use, and, I
didn't/don't share it. First off, I had/have too much bodyfat, and, more
importantly, my muscle bellies did not have that full, hypertrophic look that is
synonymous with steroid use.
3. There have also been many erroneous descriptions of me, as well. For
instance, I'm not black. I'm not 6' 9", and I don't have
red hair. For the record, I am 6' 7" 315 lbs. and I have brown hair.
Back then, I was about 285 lbs. I am White.
4. I didn't "punch a guy while he was peeing" or "beat up a
guy in a bathroom unaware." The only thing that is remotely close to true
about any of that is proximity. It happned by the back bar, which, was about 15
feet from the bathrooms. The way these net kids would have you thinking, I was
elbow striking his face while he was watering the porcelain. Such horseshyt.
5. I didn't just suddenly punch this kid from behind. He approached me
earlier on in a corner with this little dude named Cryptic and they tried to
punk me out. When they failed to do so and I threatened them with bludgeoning
and assrape, they bounced. Still, I was incensed that these two she-males tried
to do that, so, since Vordul was the mouthpiece, I saw him later, and, still
enraged, I called him a she-male or whatever. He tried to smile me off and
sahsay away from me, so, I punched him in the head as he was walking away from
me. Sucker punch? I guess, technically. I mean, you really WOULD have to be a
sucker to sleep on a dude like me when I am threatening to assrape you. I guess,
by El-P's "Bytchass of Juxberry" boxing rules, I should have sent
a singing telegram accompanied by a cordial ambassador bearing a gilded invite
on an immaculate velvet pillow before I duffed this fukking howler monkey out.
He stepped to ME earlier in the night AND I
threatned him 2 seconds before I punhced him. The way those ***gits made it
sound, I turned the lights off in the bar and silently repelled down from the
ceiling to attack him on some Soldier of Fortune/Black Ops type shyt.
6. How does a grown ass man (he was like 23 at the time) have his mother press
charges? Ho...HE pressed charges. Let's get it straight.
7. If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online and offer to meet any
combination of them anywhere in ther 5 boros after the incident. I wasn't
necessarily looking to pound them out, either. That Vast kid was making all
kinds of threats and whatver in magazines, meanwhile, eveyone knew where to find me. In fact, they still do. I am too old to go fighting now, and, honestly, I am
not so mad at them right now, as I am frustrated by the mistruths.
The whole thing is bugged out and a testament to how frail and sheltered
internet messageboarders are. After 7 years, what was essentially a quick,
lackluster streetfight, has been mentioned a few hundred times. I recently heard
that my name is lore among a bunch of bike messengers want to meet me or
something, now. LOL. What the?? I'm just a dude trying to earn a living like
anyone. I'm not a particularly skilled fighter or anything.

Def Jux Propaganda Machine

The way those ***gits made it sound

YO WILL HIGH--WE DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK

we just like the thread title

*** = Randy Scouse

loool

I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced.

omg

all i'm getting from this is some coke addled roider 6'9" redhead sucker punched a dude from behind in a bathroom and the dude's mom pressed charges?

I guess, by El-P's "Bytchass of Juxberry" boxing rules, I should have sent a singing telegram accompanied by a cordial ambassador bearing a gilded invite on an immaculate velvet pillow before I duffed this fukking howler monkey out.