― eman (eman), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link
No no no NO! That's not right.
The lyric goes, "Buying bread from a man in Brussels / He was six-foot-four and fulla muscles / I said do you speak-a my language? / He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich."
― The Mad Puffin, Monday, 24 January 2005 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― N_RQ, Friday, 19 August 2005 10:22 (eighteen years ago) link
haha gully
― amon (eman), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― fe7 (FE7), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:40 (eighteen years ago) link
But - as time went by - it became increasingly obvious that he had little of any value to contribute to the blogosphere and, as such, he never managed to draw much of an audience. Broken and embarrassed, he retired from blogging earlier this summer.
CONTACT:Bol Guevara, MD, gang leaderThe Mindset Armybyron.crawford@gmail.com
OHO!
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 6 January 2006 02:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― burber burbingbait, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link
"He attacked a man that is loved by many, mainly me."
You gotta love Vast Aire!
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 18:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 20:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― alext (alext), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Basking In Drew's Aura) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link
Drew's been holding out on us all this time! (Actually maybe he was the original poster.)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link
lol2010
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― nancyboy (nancyboy), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― mike a, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link
http://blog.myspace.com/willhigh
― ramon fernandez (ramon fernandez), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:43 (eighteen years ago) link
Male Porn Names and my non-existent porn career
There is, according to my extensive research (no homo) a serious dearth in male porn names that are merely singular. For women we have Cinnabunz, Seka, Serenity, Bamboo, Housto, etc.
But, it would seem that singularly named male porn actors are strangely underrepresented. A cursory search of the Wikipedia website only yielded 3 or 4 of them.
So, it is with great pleasure, that I announce to you all, the resuming of my imaginary porn career. Now, previously, in the sinful cinematography of my mind's eye, I have been known as Sparky Plugz, Mike Oxlarge, and Ripper Hiney. Now, after a long hiatus, I pledge to reinvent myself for the new year. My new "nom de porn" will hereby be "Cocknificent."
The regal and commanding name of "Cocknificent" will resonate with lonely housewives and randy homosexuals countrywide. My grand delusions dictate that, indeed, you shall all bathe in the radiant light that is my cocknificence, for I am the one, the only: COCKNIFICENT!
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― Lingbertt, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:33 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― Some Guy, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Telephonething (Telephonething), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Marion Harriota, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link
This movie's title always reminds me of this thread.
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 11 May 2006 00:26 (eighteen years ago) link
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― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out (sixteen sergeants, Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out (sixteen sergeants, Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― nervous (cochere), Thursday, 4 January 2007 02:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 4 January 2007 03:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― Physics of a Bisexual (noodle vague), Thursday, 4 January 2007 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 4 January 2007 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link
v. Past tense of 'son'.
1. What Can-I-Bus did to LL Cool J2. What Nas did to Jay-Z3. What 50 Cent did to Ja Rule4. What Game turned right around and did to 50 Cent
Usually a b-boy reference to someone defeating another person in a battle using one of the 5 elements of hip-hop:
Rap battle, breakdance battle, graffiti/graff battle, DJ battle, or b-ball game. Can also be stretched to include fist fights "We sonned them niggaz the other day for trying to front, we rolled through with the bats and damn near bashed they head in".
See also: to son, son, schooled, owned, pwned, served, destroyed, defeated, smacked down, beat down, beat bad, b-boy, hip-hop, breakdancing, graff, graffiti, DJ, turntablism, battle, battle rap
1. Future tense: "I'm gonna son this kid really bad at the battle tonight."
2. Past tense: "Aha, that kid? Pssh. I totally sonned him the other day, and he still wants beef?"
3. Present tense: "We son kids all day long in my crew."
― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 4 January 2007 06:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 4 January 2007 06:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jonathan Williams, Friday, 23 February 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― unfished business, Friday, 23 February 2007 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link