Best rap lyrics hands down

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"I can flow like wee, coming out you know what
Or some dukey diarrhea coming out your butt"

--'I Hate 2 Brag', Shaquille O'Neal, Shaq Diesel.

Herzog Zwei, Tuesday, 27 April 2004 17:29 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

haha nice Internet handle!!! yr old-skool!! : )

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 17:38 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

You ever play the game? hehe.

Herzog Zwei, Tuesday, 27 April 2004 17:40 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

long long long time ago...and Shaq's lyrics are brilliant!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 17:42 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

how about this one?

Altered Beast, Tuesday, 27 April 2004 17:42 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

RWISE FHOM YR GWAAAVE

Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 17:53 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

"standin' on the stage and I'm grabbin' my nuts."--Ice Cube

shookout (shookout), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 17:55 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

god, shaq. haha...fuck shaq, man, although that lyric was kinda funny.

if we're going Ice Cube, how about...

"You shoulda put a sock on the pickle
Then your pussy wouldn't be blowin smoke signals"

uh, Tuesday, 27 April 2004 17:58 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

four months pass...
I did her like this,
I did her like that,
I did her with a wiffle ball bat....

Brendan Webber, Tuesday, 7 September 2004 18:03 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex nuts
Cos real gansgsta-ass niggas know they got 'em

noodle vague (noodle vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 18:07 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

That too short line about shaving his girl's "70s bush"

djdee2005, Tuesday, 7 September 2004 18:13 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

life ain't nothin' but bitches and money

shookout (shookout), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 18:16 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

"we wanna fuck you Easy"
I wanna fuck you too

noodle vague (noodle vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 18:17 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

How have we come this far without mentioning "lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"?!

ianinportland (ianinportland), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 19:55 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Seriously, wtf!


roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 20:18 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I drink a boost for breakfast an ensure for dizzert
Somebody order pancakes, I just sip the sizzurp

obv.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 20:24 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

although not as good as that shaq line, cool j's invitation to

"sit on my face and help my 'stache grow straight."

is up there.

m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 21:47 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

You be there, like Michael Jackson in my atmosphere
Gerbils for rectums, I break you off like Richard Gere

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 22:34 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

meet me meet me meet me meet me meet me don't beat me just meet me at the waffle house, i'm a mouse from ecuador, you're a duck and you're a ducky whore you like to suck duck dick all day, i like to suck mouse dick all day too but that don't mean i am a jew. i am a rap bastard and im a rapper that's a crapper i don't like to rap too much cuz i know i can't do it but you know what my rhymes are fluid so i don't wanna not, just wanna give you a pizza pie and say that's amore, that's a whore-ay, suck my dick all in its glor-ay, it's only three inches but that's okay, you can fit it in your throat piece and you dont have to worry about anything, it's a nice little tiny package and ya know what? it's all yours for the small price of 29.99, so let's go do some lines or we can not do drugs and we can just chill out with my thugs from west chester, the best chester, we are all the honkies in the world, we like to take little girls on the zone coaster and then put them in the toaster until they're nice and brown, until they hear the nice sound of my rhymin, on timin', i said i want the diamonds, i want the duckets, i want the buckets, i wanna just say fuck it mom, i don't wanna go to bed, let me stay up another hour, i'll take a shower in the morning before i go to school, momma why you such a fool, why you gotta play me, i ain't gay G, my dad is, that's why he likes to fuck with other men, that's why he looks like a little hen, that's why he likes to fuck and say he knows about yen but he's never been to japan, used to take that frying pan and slap me with it, yeah that's what you wanna do, i know it, i learned it from you dad, i learned it from you, that's why i do this, that's why i drink crys, that's why i drink piss from old businessmen when they piss in my mouth and they treat me like you dad, like you you you, i wanna be a jew like sammy davis junior, oh my god i like junior mints, let's talk about for a second, homeboy i fuckin wreck it, i wanna eat butter pecans, and i wanna change my name to stan the man, and i want a golden ham for my birthday, daddy i want a golden goose, daddy i want a golden moose, daddy i want you to nail me in the caboose with your fucking consil (??), i wanna ronsil, oh ronsil i hate you ronsil, i hate when i make up new words, but i don't hate when i make up new birds, that's a flying pickamoonoonoonoo, that's a flying pluckalackoonacka, oh new birds, i love me, oh i love money, and i love sunny d, fuck the grape stuff, or the purple stuff, or the nurple stuff, i just want the orange stuff, i want the white stuff in my hair, i don't use nair on my back for i'm a monkey and i get funky and i'm a junky but that's soo gravy, like the train, like the insane mother fucker from new york come with it while i spin it, wanna get with it i fuck it up fuck it up fuck it up for you for you and your crew and i'll just say it's so breezy easy, i like peezy it's a funny word, i like funny words, i like funny words, amen

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 22:41 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I'll FUCK YOUR ASS UP!
Yo...
I come with that ol' loco
Style from my vocal
Couldn't peep it with a pair of bi-focals
I'm no joker! Play me as a joker
Be on you like a house on fire! Smoke ya!
Crews be actin like they gangs, anyway
Be like, "Warriors! Come out and playiyay!"
Burn me, I get into shit, I let it out like diarrhea
Got burnt once, but that was only gonorrhea
Dirty, I keep shit stinks in my drawers
So I can get fzza-funky for yah
Murder, taste the flame of the Wu-Tang RAHH!
Here comes the Tiger verse Crane!
Ow, be like wild with my style
Punk! You playing me, chump, you get DUMPED
WU! Is comin THROUGH! At a theatre near YOU!
And get funk like a SHOE!
What?!

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 22:47 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

How have we come this far without mentioning "lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"?!

-- ianinportland (ia...), September 7th, 2004.


why does there have to be one of YOU in every thread about rap lyrics?

Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 22:47 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

any tim dog lyric, ever.

splooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 00:11 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

When I’m ridin’ in my volvo cops harass me.
They never ride past me they hound me like lassie
Wantin’ to give me a summons or a ticket.
Huh I got a place for them to stick it (kick it).

They can’t understand to see a black man
Drivin’ a car that costs 25 grand.
The first thing they say is "where’d you steal her? "
And then they assume that I’m a drug dealer.

Huh that just makes me wanna laugh
’cause now I’m a star and your son got my autograph
So all the cops on the highway gettin’ me
My name ain’t Keith so could you please stop sweatin’ me

tipustiger, Wednesday, 8 September 2004 00:29 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

'poppin X drinkin cris/my life is the shit' cash money, 'shine'

jake b. (cerybut), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 01:17 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Yikes. Here's another one dedicated to you, Al: "You gots to chill..."

ianinportland (ianinportland), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 05:58 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

it's cool, man. I'm just honestly so tired of that lemonade being dragged out for tongue-in-cheek comedy, especially on ILM.

Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 13:06 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

"lemonade"="lemonade LINE"

Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 13:06 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

my stage show stay live make the soundman stagedive

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 13:14 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

land of milk and honey with the curls
where reckless nekkid girls get necklaces with pearls

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 13:15 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

land of milk and honey with the swirls
where reckless nekkid girls get necklaces with pearls

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 13:15 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

d'oh

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 13:15 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms

frankE (frankE), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 13:57 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Sorry, Al. I hadn't seen it brought up before. Anyway, here's a line I always liked:
Even if I stuttered I would still sh-sh-sh-shit on you

ianinportland (ianinportland), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:21 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

"Ice Cube, yeah you the one sucka
I'll have you melting in my p**sy m****r f****r."

I can't remember the female rapper or the tune, but it came out around 1990. She called out all the NWA crew. I want to say Roxanne Shante...anybody remember?

Asthmatic Cajun (Asthmatic Cajun), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:43 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Whoever it was, she was awesome!

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:49 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Yo Yo?

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 20:29 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Can't remember the title either, but I'm 99% sure it was Shante. Also demands of Cube, "Whyn't you tell the people how you ate my pussy on tour?" and, possibly, allowing for hazy memory, makes disparaging comments about the size of Bushwick Bill's genitals. Which is harsh.

kit brash (kit brash), Thursday, 9 September 2004 00:21 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

How have we come this far without mentioning
"I'm the master rapper and I'm here to say
I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way!
The bedrock yellow orange purple lime and red
But to get that fruity taste, I gotta trick Fred!"

joseph pot (STINKOR™), Thursday, 9 September 2004 01:47 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Holy shit.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 September 2004 14:35 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

"I can flow like wee, coming out you know what
Or some dukey diarrhea coming out your butt"
--'I Hate 2 Brag', Shaquille O'Neal, Shaq Diesel.

-- Herzog Zwei (crowleftofthemoide...), April 27th, 2004.

c'mon, nothing can top that. nothing.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 9 September 2004 14:41 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I would have been happy to have seen the thread locked immediately ater the first post.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 September 2004 14:58 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

one year passes...
put a dish on your roof and grab the transmission
get positioned
pull a wish out your magical bag of tricks this year
and get there
a positive message from the ones who know what's up from down and won't be found
by those seeking and sneaking and weakening the fortress
sheep so deep in the distance
that there is no resistance
yet able to swing the fable like Gable and finagle
disciples of the times-table
broke it down and kick with the g-force
to keep ya back while exploiting the resource of hi-tech
to achieve the goal and top control and rock 'n roll on down to the bijou
and catch a sneak preview
and with that, disciples would leave you

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 15 December 2005 04:24 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I kept feedin' her money til her shit started to make sense (cents).

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 15 December 2005 04:29 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Put me anywhere on God's green earth/I'll triple my worth, muthaFUCKA!

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 15 December 2005 04:30 (twelve years ago) Permalink

six months pass...
I'm zoned up and seein' double
And plus the shit I'm seein' is already double
So that's like four you motherfuckers

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:39 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I keep my nails done; I speak well;
I'm watching my cholesterol.
I live on a body of water,
Enjoy drinking alcohol.

max (maxreax), Friday, 30 June 2006 00:47 (eleven years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

put a dish on your roof and grab the transmission
get positioned
pull a wish out your magical bag of tricks this year
and get there
a positive message from the ones who know what's up from down and won't be found
by those seeking and sneaking and weakening the fortress
sheep so deep in the distance
that there is no resistance
yet able to swing the fable like Gable and finagle
disciples of the times-table
broke it down and kick with the g-force
to keep ya back while exploiting the resource of hi-tech
to achieve the goal and top control and rock 'n roll on down to the bijou
and catch a sneak preview
and with that, disciples would leave you

-- gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, December 14, 2005 11:24 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Monday, 24 March 2008 14:05 (nine years ago) Permalink

is this a gabbneb original?? o_O

and what, Monday, 24 March 2008 14:05 (nine years ago) Permalink

I got my helmet on, you can't tell me I'm not in space.

RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 24 March 2008 14:11 (nine years ago) Permalink

nine years pass...

"I seen you eating Mickey D's knew you ain't love yourself
I'm up in Trader Joe's shopping cart full of health"

junglepussy, "Nah"

kolakube (Ross), Monday, 8 January 2018 21:26 (two weeks ago) Permalink


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