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i just want you to be the best you that you can be.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 01:10 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.yes.com.hk/publications/yes/pub/cover/758/yes-758-1.jpg
http://www.yes.com.ru/images/new_mag/Yes-obl-11_05s.jpg
http://tuvoisceque.canalblog.com/images/yes.jpg

― blunt (blunt), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 01:22 (eighteen years ago) link

dave q more like dave poo lolamirite

― lulz, Tuesday, 20 December 2005 01:54 (eighteen years ago) link

A correction to all- I am not the boob who has been picking fights with everyone on this thread. I posted a fake apology under his name "The Adversary" upthread once to suggest that:

1. he is a major loser

and

2. that he go suck off some truckers and then stick his head in an oven

That's all. I don't like racists. I don't pick fights on ILM outside of trying to make a legit point. I do, however, enjoy telling jerks to put some rocks in their pockets and really go take the long walk off the short pier.....

― jsoulja (jsoulja), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 02:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm wearing my Klan outfit right now!

― jsouljah, Tuesday, 20 December 2005 03:26 (eighteen years ago) link

is this shit still on?

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 03:29 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.chess.bc.ca/images/yoos05.jpg

― yes, Tuesday, 20 December 2005 04:18 (eighteen years ago) link

something interesting about yes through the years is their appeal to schizoids. the band they're into must have something

― prince rupert, Tuesday, 20 December 2005 05:19 (eighteen years ago) link

It must have Bill Bruford.

― 21st century schizoid man, Tuesday, 20 December 2005 05:31 (eighteen years ago) link

i love bill bruford !

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 05:35 (eighteen years ago) link

How does me calling out a racist jerk make me a Klansman?

― jsoulja (jsoulja), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 05:36 (eighteen years ago) link

How does calling someone a racist jerk make them a racist jerk?

― jsou|ja, Tuesday, 20 December 2005 06:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Um, how does repeating what other people post NOT make you sound like a 4th grader?

(I almost bought the whole "my job is so lame, I start trouble just to put some spark in my work life. Looks like your personal life is equally lame. You must be very, very lonely....)

― jsoulja (jsoulja), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 06:18 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.christusrex.org/www1/stanzas/Ad-Socrates.jpg

― Personalities, Emotions and How to Deal with Others, Tuesday, 20 December 2005 06:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm still at work, too! For real. My imaginary girlfriend is using the printer.

― Yup, Tuesday, 20 December 2005 06:30 (eighteen years ago) link

This is fun!

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 06:30 (eighteen years ago) link

That's why we're all here, right?

― Yup, Tuesday, 20 December 2005 06:33 (eighteen years ago) link

as my 11th grade english teacher used to say,

SIT DOWN, SHUT UP. SIT DOWN, SHUT UP. SIT DOWN, SHUT UP ...

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 06:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I am doing both!

― So stop berating me, Tuesday, 20 December 2005 06:54 (eighteen years ago) link

God smiles on me guys! We got on the LAST train home. AND the strike is on which means I don't have to work tomorrow!

How about you?

― LOL, Tuesday, 20 December 2005 08:34 (eighteen years ago) link

The fact that people change my posts delights me. That's when you know you've really won.

― LOL, Tuesday, 20 December 2005 08:37 (eighteen years ago) link

NY1 just said we made history by being on the last trains. I've made a lot of history in the past few years as a NYer. I think it's getting to be about that time where I stop making so much history, quite frankly.

PS. Register all these user names so that nobody will ever be able to casually call themselves LOL, Way Logged Out (ooh, that's a popular one!) and all the future ones I will come up with.

― Way Logged Out, Tuesday, 20 December 2005 08:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm confused. What's going on?

I like Bill Bruford, too. He's cool.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 16:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey, I even like Allan Holdsworth. He's way uncool !

― blunt (blunt), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I have a Butthole Surfers bootleg that has a bunch of crazy stuff at the end and Rick Wakeman makes a sudden appearance. I had no idea who he was at the time and thought it was from some ridiculous phantom of the opera 70s show. He had on a sparkly cape and a generally crazy face.

― Name D'Achange, Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey, I even like Allan Holdsworth. He's way uncool !

i've always wanted to check out holdworth! where should one start?

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

i've always wanted to check out holdworth! where should one start?

Just casually kind of look him in the eye first. Then, if it seems to be going well, kind of look him up and down. Smile. If he smiles back, give him a little wink. If he still seems approachable, you are free to walk around him and really give him a good look-over. Saying something like, "Mmmmhmmm, I like what I see," should get you home free as far as checking out the rest of him.

― Namey Changer, Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link

OH DEAER LORD HOW IVE BEEN PWND.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Not really, I was just making a joke.

― Namey Changer, Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

sorry this thread is so full of bile it's rubbing off on me!

so anyway, alan holdsworth! guitar magazines i read as a kid thought he was the bomb!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Holdsworth? I'd start with U.K. or Bruford's One of a Kind or Gong's Gazeuse!

― Joe (Joe), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

yes still rulez fule

http://www.villagevoice.com/music/0608,queen,72218,22.html

best line--former primal scream lead singer kate moss also appears

― par lagerkvist, Thursday, 23 February 2006 07:12 (eighteen years ago) link

probably the ugliest thread ever on ILM - and the piece that started it all is pretty juvenile and second-rate.

― rufus shortes, Thursday, 23 February 2006 07:58 (eighteen years ago) link

http://myspace-960.vo.llnwd.net/00520/06/95/520895960_l.jpg

― blunt (blunt), Thursday, 23 February 2006 08:21 (eighteen years ago) link

i like it!

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 23 February 2006 08:39 (eighteen years ago) link

i really want to hear "Sticks on Stones" now

― zebedee (zebedee), Thursday, 23 February 2006 12:16 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

worst thread ever? maybe....

― gershy, Monday, 21 May 2007 05:31 (sixteen years ago) link

"George. My name is George."

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 May 2007 05:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Ugly thread indeed.

― Lostandfound, Monday, 21 May 2007 07:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Which is a shame because the Dave Q piece is fine in its way.

― Lostandfound, Monday, 21 May 2007 07:53 (sixteen years ago) link

No need for all the bile afterwards.

― Lostandfound, Monday, 21 May 2007 07:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Where is Dave Q these days?

― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 21 May 2007 08:13 (sixteen years ago) link

he's living in london

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 21 May 2007 11:06 (sixteen years ago) link

2005 ILXors = easy to troll

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 21 May 2007 11:30 (sixteen years ago) link

two years pass...

When listening to "I Just Want to Use Your Love Tonight" on the radio yesterday, I finally got the "Outfield + Mars Volta" comment.

(I still think a bunch of generally nicer posts got lost.)

― Sundar, Thursday, 13 August 2009 12:25 (fourteen years ago) link

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