Britney can i get your sister jame spears Email

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britney can i get your sister email why because she look intersting

NAthaniel, Monday, 12 April 2004 12:57 (sixteen years ago) link

BEST THREAD EVER

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 April 2004 12:59 (sixteen years ago) link

NAthaniel can I praise your name why because you're God

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 12 April 2004 13:52 (sixteen years ago) link

"Why?"
"Because you're perfect."
"You've got a good point there."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 April 2004 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link

oh i thought this was an r kelly thread

GOODNIGHT FOLKS HAVE A GREAT EVENING!

astroblaster (astroblaster), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 02:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Britney Spear's guide to Semiconductor Physics...:

http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm

Sasha (sgh), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 06:31 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...
Conrad was here, loving it, etc, etc.

Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 2 March 2006 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...
I still sometimes say "why because she look intersting" to myself as a reason for things.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 4 February 2007 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link

haha, same here

PappaWheelie MMCMXL (PappaWheelie 2), Sunday, 4 February 2007 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I hadn't realized the power of that phrase!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 February 2007 07:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Still the greatest ILM thread ever.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Dear Sir or Madam,

I am writing in regards to the teaching position advertised why because it look intersting.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Hi... I'll take one for the matinee of Inland Empire why because it look intersting.

Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:10 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...
:D

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

The truth is.... I've been seeing someone else why because she look intersting

Ben Boyerrr, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I get my news from anderson cooper why because she look intersting

Joseph McCombs, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

yo is it true that vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef why because he look intersting????????

mike a, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

marissa marchant is off the net because of you... she look intersting

modestmickey, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

oh fuck it, bump because it look interesting

PappaWheelie V, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

the sad truth about this thread is that none of it is very good after the initial post

ghost rider, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link

PWV, you misspelled intersting

Lingbert, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I sent a love note to Lil Mama on myspace. She hasn't replied. Maybe I'm not intersting enuff.

Tape Store, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Do you think now that you have to register, people like NAthaniel still come here from Google aiming to get Britney Spear's sister's e-mail, but look at the registration option and think "I want it, but I don't want it THAT bad"?

filthy dylan, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link

the sad truth about this thread is that none of it is very good after the initial post

-- ghost rider, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 00:44 (4 hours ago) Link

honestly though what can you say after that post? ilm should have been permanently locked after this

sleep, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 04:56 (thirteen years ago) link

ilm could only go downhill from there... and indeed it has

sleep, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/uhhhhh.jpg

Tape Store, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 05:01 (thirteen years ago) link

http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/thumbs-up-matt.jpg

sleep, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 05:06 (thirteen years ago) link

jame gumm >>>> jame spears

bobby bedelia, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 05:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Dear Sir or Madam,
I am writing in regards to the teaching position advertised why because it look intersting.

-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:14 (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

.. is the winner

Mark G, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 07:04 (thirteen years ago) link

time is best spent stomping on the weeds around the roses

PappaWheelie V, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

What about ripping the bastards out?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

hahahahaha this thread why because it look intersting

HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link

i really appreciate that this thread gets revived every once in a while just to revist its absolute perfection.

max, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link

C/D: This Thread

C

C indeed.

Cliftonb, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Lately I keep thinking it's revised because Britters has actually visited the thread and provided the e-mail address.

mitya, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:04 (thirteen years ago) link

why?

Mark G, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Because it would be etc etc

anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Why because it would be fascnating

oh damn

OH DAMN, DAMN DAMN

Telephone thing, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Jamie's pregnant?

fukasaku tollbooth, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 03:24 (twelve years ago) link

That's very intersting.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 03:27 (twelve years ago) link

Sorry Nathaniel, sounds like Casey got her email first. :/

Tape Store, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 03:27 (twelve years ago) link

*applause*

The Reverend, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 03:28 (twelve years ago) link

james is pregnant why because it looks interesting

Mordechai Shinefield, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 03:33 (twelve years ago) link

Lately I keep thinking it's revised because Britters has actually visited the thread and provided the e-mail address.

-- mitya, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 10:04 AM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 03:38 (twelve years ago) link

obviously this has happened

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 03:38 (twelve years ago) link

This thread is like the venus de milo, and the subsequent posts are all the visitors who come and marvel. It's missing two arms but then that just adds to it somehow.

Mark G, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 07:45 (twelve years ago) link

this thread just reminds me how three years can go by in about ten minutes

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 08:34 (twelve years ago) link

I LOVE MUSIC

Mike Dixn, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 08:44 (twelve years ago) link

It's funny/sad that this thread is the first thing I thought of when I heard the "news"

Billy Pilgrim, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

NAthaniel must have got her email then?

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 February 2012 02:03 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

NAthaniel, where are you now? How is your love life? Is there anything else we can help you with? So many questions

Confounded, Saturday, 7 April 2012 00:40 (eight years ago) link

NAthaniel, where are you now?
NAthaniel, where are you now?

Smile at my excitement
The last time you called
I slipped again to ask you
From whereabouts

I got a lead from your old triple ex-girlfriend
She said, "I heard he lost his mind again"
I said, "I didn't know that you ever did"

NAthaniel, where are you now?
NAthaniel, where are you now?

Sleeping through the mornings in flannel and hair
Getting high in the Southern air
Surely send the evenings down the unfamiliar
The last to feel the salt water feeling

Skipping the shadows in the dead zone
With the ghost on your side
Of the state's borderline
Of whispering

Take it, take it
Take it, take it
Take it

Do you remember the first subway ride
Our first heavy metal haircut
Our last swim on the East Coast
And me with my ridiculous looking pierced nose?

I remember your warm smile in the sun
The daydreaming boy without a shirt on
The burning ambers fly father
Left the mother of three sons
You're the oldest juvenile delinquent boy
My best friend

henry s, Saturday, 7 April 2012 01:34 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

Back for more

Confounded, Monday, 25 June 2012 01:05 (eight years ago) link

eleven months pass...

why because she taste intersting

http://www.heartlandnaturalfoods.com/5720.PapayaSpears_12oz_.jpg

shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 07:00 (seven years ago) link

http://fashioncopious.typepad.com/fashioncopious/2011/03/v70-britney-spears-by-mario-testino-covers.html

apparently, the 70th cover has an "intersting" choice of subject..

Mark G, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 08:27 (seven years ago) link

!

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 14:56 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

bringing spears to a knife fight

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:46 (five years ago) link

I clicked on that link, why because, etc.

Tay-Tay Brooklynpants (Murgatroid), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:00 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

not an email addy but… https://twitter.com/britneyspears/status/717059045807431680

Jeff W, Monday, 4 April 2016 19:31 (four years ago) link

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=intersting
i apologize

ulysses, Monday, 4 April 2016 22:20 (four years ago) link

hahahaha

Cosmic Slop, Monday, 4 April 2016 22:34 (four years ago) link

five months pass...

But Why

Mark G, Monday, 26 September 2016 07:32 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

(I'm glad she's doing alright though, shit is crazy)

schrute dwyte (unregistered), Thursday, 9 February 2017 21:05 (three years ago) link

According to the report, Jamie Lynn, 25, and her husband, Jamie Watson, watched the accident occur from where they were standing, about 100 yards away.
----
Jamie Lynn's dad, Jamie Spears, commented on the incident on Sunday, telling ET, "All I can say is pray for our baby Maddie."

Huh, Jamie Spears’ dad is also named Jamie Spears, and her husband is Jamie too?!

Tuomas, Thursday, 9 February 2017 22:34 (three years ago) link

this is one of the pts where the simulation has broken down; obv the name generating code isn't working correctly

Mordy, Thursday, 9 February 2017 22:43 (three years ago) link

jamie! jami! jamé!

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 February 2017 22:55 (three years ago) link

wow too many jamies

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 9 February 2017 23:05 (three years ago) link

kick out the jam(ie)s

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Thursday, 9 February 2017 23:45 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

Forgive the thread spam, but I wanted to note that anything that ran as part of Netflix's 2019 season is nominated in the 2019 ILX TV poll:

ILX's Best Television of 2019 Poll / VOTING AND CAMPAIGNING THREAD / Voting Ends January 31

If you like any show and you'd like to see it have a good showing in the poll (running in February) all you need to do is submit a ballot including it and your other favorites (4 minimum, 25 maximum, organized by your favorite to least favorite) to forksclovetofu at gmail by end of day today. It'll take five minutes; get to it!

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, January 31, 2020 9:33 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:41 (ten months ago) link

great revive

pomenitul, Friday, 31 January 2020 14:42 (ten months ago) link

ffs

the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:42 (ten months ago) link

why because she look intersting

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:43 (ten months ago) link

https://www.gingersoftware.com/english-online/spelling-book/misspelling/interesting-intresting-intersting
intresting - 42.26%
intersting - 13.71%
intesting - 2.07%
intristing - 1.71%
interseting - 1.36%
intereting - 1.18%
interresting - 1.06%
Other - 36.65%

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:48 (ten months ago) link

This thread reminds me of the time when my sister and I found the email address of the guy who played Sam on Clarissa Explains It All and sent him a gushing and utterly ridiculous 'fan letter' in which we asked what he and Clarissa were up to nowadays, as if the show were a documentary glimpse into a world that had perpetuated ever since. We never received a response. Rude.

And just to be clear, the time when this happened was just like a couple of years ago, so we don't even have the excuse of youth as a defense for our abject insipidity.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:02 (ten months ago) link

we asked what he and Clarissa were up to nowadays,

the answer is meth

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:05 (ten months ago) link

I mean, I assumed but I didn't want to just assume

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:08 (ten months ago) link

Asparagus in yr teeth

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:31 (ten months ago) link

three months pass...

https://www.instagram.com/tv/B_lF6pDgT4C/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 2 May 2020 18:05 (seven months ago) link

Now that this thread is revived I may as well quote Stephen Colbert from a month ago (talking about Trump):

“It reminds me of Winston Churchill: ‘We shall fight them on the beaches, we shall fight them on the landing grounds. Why? Because it’s interesting!’”

The fillyjonk who believed in pandemics (Lily Dale), Saturday, 2 May 2020 18:22 (seven months ago) link

britney's IG is a treasure, I love her.

Roz, Sunday, 3 May 2020 01:42 (seven months ago) link

four weeks pass...

Jamie's pretty good on Sweet Magnolias.

I don't like the show but my mother watches it a lot

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 May 2020 22:12 (six months ago) link

why

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Monday, 1 June 2020 00:25 (six months ago) link

idfk

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 June 2020 00:25 (six months ago) link

It’s interesting

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 1 June 2020 01:35 (six months ago) link

opps

Mark G, Monday, 1 June 2020 05:59 (six months ago) link

I wonder how NAthaniel is doing rn

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Monday, 1 June 2020 11:45 (six months ago) link

jame can you Email me a pic of your feet and do you wont to be in this show im workig on it called zeoy101

stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Monday, 1 June 2020 13:47 (six months ago) link

I wonder how NAthaniel is doing rn

he has been happily married to his wife jame for 14 years

cheek, Monday, 1 June 2020 17:11 (six months ago) link

Props to Dan Perry for his astounding prescience. Sixteen years later, this is still the BEST THREAD EVER.

pomenitul, Monday, 1 June 2020 17:12 (six months ago) link

the thread we needed to reread today.

Oor Neechy, Monday, 1 June 2020 18:00 (six months ago) link

Britney posts here?!

jmm, Monday, 1 June 2020 18:22 (six months ago) link

this thread has never been more relevant than it is today

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:25 (six months ago) link

I wonder how NAthaniel is doing rn
he has been happily married to his wife jame for 14 years

― cheek, Monday, 1 June 2020 17:11 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

SCREAMING!

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:29 (six months ago) link

was "why because" a thing before this thread why because it's the best meme in internet history

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:30 (six months ago) link

five months pass...

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