Holy Crap! Afroman Disses THE ENTIRE RAP INDUSTRY - Jay, 50, Nas, Lil Jon, many others!

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Basically, if you've sold more than 50 hiphop/R&B records in the past couple years --- AFROMAN HATES YOU AND THINKS THAT YOU ARE WACK!

it's on the main page called industry diss real audio stream...

Watch in shock/awe/horror as the Afroman puts the industry ON BLAST!!!!

WARNING: CONTAINS SILLINESS.....

Damn..it's not that great, but the idea of Afroman dissing every single rap/hiphop/whatever artist in existence is very awesome....

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 17:46 (twenty years ago) link

haha he's also - horror! - ROCKIST! he says P-Diddy's "The Band" isn't a band because no one plays any instruments!!!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 17:47 (twenty years ago) link

damn this thing is long he's dissing Missy now! haha this is so wack/funny/fascinating....

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 17:48 (twenty years ago) link

Hey, Matt - let me know if he gets to Madonna, would ya?

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 17:49 (twenty years ago) link

he just said 50 Cent sounds like Mike Tyson and says he needs to open his mouth...

the only people he likes so far are Manny Fresh and Juvenile, but he says Birdman is the worst rapper he's ever heard in his life...

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 17:51 (twenty years ago) link

Does he just have a list he reads from, "These are some people who suck..."

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 17:51 (twenty years ago) link

and he says "even with a weave, I don't like Eve" and says she doesn't have a big butt...

he also offered to give 50 Cent lessons on how to roll blunts...

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 17:52 (twenty years ago) link

"I think you're cra-zee if you listen to Jay-Z / Don't [sings] Chaange cloothes / Change the CD!"

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 17:53 (twenty years ago) link

"I think Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz / Is an ignorant / irritating / bunch of noise!"

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago) link

"it reminds me of a bad ilm thread." these songs are fucking terrible and no one should make them anymore. b2GAY! p diddy is SHITTY! six minutes of that.

― William Wiggins, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 17:55 (twenty years ago) link

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard / Who gave her a record deal? / Oh my god!"

"What's up with Fabolous / he's terrible / Rippin' off Mase with that look on his face?"

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 17:56 (twenty years ago) link

I'm excited he has a new album coming out though.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 18:09 (twenty years ago) link

I think I'd rather listen to Geir deliver one of his threads as a dramatic monologue.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago) link

Please Afroman don't hurt 'em!

― Sengai, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago) link

this is weird because I thought I read that he was becoming a Christian artist recently...this doesn't seem very "turn the other cheek" to me....

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

old testament, baby!!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 19:32 (twenty years ago) link

he should team up w/Bumpy Knuckles

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago) link

This is about as profound as if Anton Newcombe (Brian Jonestown Massacre) was interviewed and DISSED THE ENTIRE ROCK INDUSTRY! (OK, surely the parallels aren't totally synchronous here, but still, the hyperbolizing made I Larf)

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 20:31 (twenty years ago) link

hey I like Bumpy he's hip hops grumpy old uncle that gets drunk at family get togethers and threatens to kick the teenagers asses when they start getting cocky!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 20:38 (twenty years ago) link

two years pass...

hey i actualli thot this was good lol wut a messed up mind i have

― joey g, Wednesday, 26 April 2006 00:11 (seventeen years ago) link

why do you critocize afroman when what has he done notihng to you. he is an awesome guy i met him once he was so cool he signed my cd and i told him to sign my bong and he did. do any of your band idols do that? i bet you fagz listent to eminem and her butt buddy ahley simpson dont you losers

― animal, Wednesday, 26 April 2006 00:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I love you both.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 00:17 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Eminem and "her" butt buddy ashlee simpson ? That .... does not make sense.

― Erock LAzron, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

sixteen years pass...

Lol i forgot about this

― treeship., Saturday, 25 March 2023 02:45 (one year ago) link

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