I sold Beethoven a laptop

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I´m an evil timetraveller and I travelled back in time to Mr.Beethoven
and sold him a laptop to make music.

Since nothing has changed, I think he did not figure out how to use
it.

Ok, now I try to sell the atom bomb to Julius Caesar...

― maudiss, Friday, 6 February 2004 03:44 (twenty years ago) link

You are full of shit or are in breach of____________ of ________. I am the only person from the future who was sanctioned by________ to travel back and sell Beethoven anything. Poseur.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 6 February 2004 03:47 (twenty years ago) link

DONT LET GEIR USE IT. HE'ILL F MUSIC U - TOO LATE!

YOU DAM FULE MAUDIS!

― omg, Friday, 6 February 2004 03:48 (twenty years ago) link

'I travelled back in time to Mr.Beethoven
and sold him a laptop to make music.'

Ah suddenly the explanation behind the late string quartets and the grosse fugue is clear.

― pete s, Friday, 6 February 2004 03:52 (twenty years ago) link

Unfortunately, by that point he was so deaf that he thought it was some sort of sandwich, and history thus proceeded forth as we all already know it to have happened...

― Nom De Plume (Nom De Plume), Friday, 6 February 2004 03:58 (twenty years ago) link

'he was so deaf that he thought it was some sort of sandwich'

This'll be the 'Beethoven was actually Homer Simpson' theory

― pete s, Friday, 6 February 2004 04:01 (twenty years ago) link

MY God, that's the most classic thing ever. "He was so deaf he thought it was a sandwich" needs to be in a book.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 6 February 2004 04:04 (twenty years ago) link

Sounds like something Matos's moms ex- b/f would say =)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 6 February 2004 06:34 (twenty years ago) link

Latebloomer, you've been recalled. We're here to take you home.

― Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Friday, 6 February 2004 06:58 (twenty years ago) link

four years pass...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/14/19699350_471d931f27.jpg?v=0

― negotiable, Sunday, 14 December 2008 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.ralphmag.org/EZ/beethoven358x508.gif

― negotiable, Sunday, 14 December 2008 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link

http://gloriouscliche.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/beethoven_rocks_by_matrie666.jpg?w=240&h=300

― negotiable, Sunday, 14 December 2008 18:36 (fifteen years ago) link

He's got a bit of the Giorgio Moroder look in the white statue...

― Cheap Uptown Dirt (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Sunday, 14 December 2008 18:41 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.witchbeam.com/the-images/thumbs/beethoven.gif

― negotiable, Sunday, 14 December 2008 18:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Beehive reptile!

― Cheap Uptown Dirt (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Sunday, 14 December 2008 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link

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