The worst part of the Channel 4 program was getting a particular track and 'critique' it in ways that aren't even true...
i.e. "Grandad" by Clive Dunn, no longer the reminiscences about a working man about his childhood, but a call for the reunification of a hitler youth along with the revision of history and note how among the children sitting at his feet, none are black blah blah)
i.e. 2. Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep ... "sounds like it's about child desertion" THATS BECAUSE IT RUDDY IS!!! Give this song a medal for slipping that one past 98% of the listeners!
i.e. 3. "Two little boys" (Was this on the list? I didn't see) has nothing to do with pedofillier (sic on purpose) but a civil war folk song.. these days a bit rehabilitated...
I never heared "My heart will go on" that much, so am not that irritated by it. I Did hear "Come on Eileen" too often, so 'banned' it (from my wedding disco) and only heared it again last year after not having heard it for 5 years or so. And glad to have enjoyed it for the great record it it.
Live and let live I say. No I don't, there are loads of records that are poor by the standards they aspire to. The Cheeky girls do not fall into that category. Duran Duran do. god they do.
And if you don't like "I wanna be a hippy" then you are one.
Anyway lets go 100 down...
100. Sign o' the times by Simple Minds.
(for adding sobbing on the intro, and replacing the resigned shrug of the original with a condescending air dot dot dot)
― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 January 2004 09:38 (twenty years ago) link
99. The Androids 'Do It With Madonna'
― stevem (blueski), Friday, 2 January 2004 11:56 (twenty years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:13 (twenty years ago) link
― mark e (mark e), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:16 (twenty years ago) link
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:25 (twenty years ago) link
96. Counting Crows 'Big Yellow Taxi'
― stevem (blueski), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:25 (twenty years ago) link
― mark e (mark e), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:27 (twenty years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:28 (twenty years ago) link
― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:29 (twenty years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:31 (twenty years ago) link
― mark e (mark e), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:32 (twenty years ago) link
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:35 (twenty years ago) link
93. Peter Sarsdedt - Where Do You Go To My Lovely
― udu wudu (udu wudu), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:39 (twenty years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:41 (twenty years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:43 (twenty years ago) link
88. Pulp "Trees"87. The Boo Radleys "Wake Up Boo"86. The Chemical Brothers "The Golden Path"
― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:43 (twenty years ago) link
85. Ocean Colour Scene 'So Low'
― stevem (blueski), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:48 (twenty years ago) link
― mark e (mark e), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:49 (twenty years ago) link
― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 2 January 2004 17:42 (twenty years ago) link
83. The Brook Brothers "War Paint"82. Kula Shaker "Govinda"81. Craig Douglas "The Heart Of A Teenage Girl"80. Staff Sgt Barry Sadler "The Ballad Of The Green Berets"79. Adam Faith "Easy Going Me"78. Cliff Richard "The Millennium Prayer" (which really is *vile*; what the C4 prog said about it was actually spot on, however frequently misfiring the rest of it was)77. Des O'Connor "1-2-3 O'Leary" (infinitely worse than the one of his they did feature - "Dick-A-Dum-Dum", one of Marcello's 100 great unhip singles of course)76. The Bachelors "The Sound Of Silence" (you will not believe what they did to it)75. Peter Gabriel "Big Time"74. Mike and the Mechanics "Word of Mouth"73. Octopus "Saved"72. Sham Rock "Tell Me Ma"71. Dane Bowers "Shut Up And Forget About It"70. Christina Aguilera "The Voice Within"69. Simply Red "The Air That I Breathe"
― robin carmody (robin carmody), Friday, 2 January 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago) link
― robin (robin), Friday, 2 January 2004 20:20 (twenty years ago) link
― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 January 2004 20:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 January 2004 20:31 (twenty years ago) link
― udu wudu (udu wudu), Friday, 2 January 2004 20:36 (twenty years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 January 2004 20:38 (twenty years ago) link
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 2 January 2004 21:08 (twenty years ago) link
― billstevejim, Friday, 2 January 2004 21:36 (twenty years ago) link
― may pang (maypang), Friday, 2 January 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Friday, 2 January 2004 23:10 (twenty years ago) link
'';-)''
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 2 January 2004 23:14 (twenty years ago) link
For the life of me I could never fathom what was appealing about this '70s hit to anybody.
58. Jennifer Warnes, "Right Time of the Night"
She's obviously lying back and thinking of England. Yawwwwwwn
― Joseph McCombs, Friday, 2 January 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago) link
― gareth (gareth), Friday, 2 January 2004 23:39 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Friday, 2 January 2004 23:53 (twenty years ago) link
Aspired to Lennon-esque universalism, achieved karaoke for under-age drinkers picking fights on the last bus home throughout northern England.
― Snnap Dragon (snnap dragon), Saturday, 3 January 2004 00:43 (twenty years ago) link
i win
― pete s, Saturday, 3 January 2004 00:45 (twenty years ago) link
Completely inexplicable popularity. Impinged on many an otherwise good night at the London club 'Duckie', where it seemed to be a real crowd-pleaser.
― Bob Six (bobbysix), Saturday, 3 January 2004 00:47 (twenty years ago) link
Sounds both insincere AND whiny at the same time. Which is quite an achievement.
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 3 January 2004 00:58 (twenty years ago) link
52. D:REAM - Things Can Only Get Better
For so many reasons.
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 3 January 2004 01:00 (twenty years ago) link
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 3 January 2004 01:02 (twenty years ago) link
Because sometimes the critics are right.
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 3 January 2004 01:03 (twenty years ago) link
Ah, but Mark gave us a criterion for badness. I like my parameters fully specified.
― Snnap Dragon (snnap dragon), Saturday, 3 January 2004 01:09 (twenty years ago) link
50. Jimmy Justice "When My Little Girl Is Smiling"49. Craig Douglas, ditto48. Craig Douglas, "Only Sixteen"47. Spice Girls, "Goodbye"46. Lenny Kravitz, "Are You Gonna Go My Way?"45. Paul Weller, "Peacock Suit"44. Westlife, "Unbreakable"43. George Bowyer, "Guardians of the Land" (a pro-foxhunting song, probably the most jarring Top 40 entry ever)42. Boyzone, "I Love The Way You Love Me"41. R Williams & N Kidman, "Somethin' Stupid"40. Simple Minds, "She's A River"
― robin carmody (robin carmody), Saturday, 3 January 2004 01:14 (twenty years ago) link
(good call Dom re. "Baby's Got A Temper"; never has there been a more PATHETIC single)
― robin carmody (robin carmody), Saturday, 3 January 2004 01:20 (twenty years ago) link
"Conspiracy of One" was some kind of big joke on the record industry, I'm sure.
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 3 January 2004 01:21 (twenty years ago) link
30. Cowboy Church Sunday School, "Open Up Your Heart (And Let The Sunshine In)"
29. 5 for Fighting, "Superman (It Ain't Easy)"
28. Voices That Care, "Voices That Care"
27. 2NU, "Ponderous"
26. Elmo and Patsy, "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
25. Malvina Reynolds, "Little Boxes"
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 3 January 2004 01:26 (twenty years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 3 January 2004 01:28 (twenty years ago) link
I'd forgotten the horrors that was this song until recently.
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 3 January 2004 01:29 (twenty years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 3 January 2004 01:41 (twenty years ago) link
I think I've got the title of that wrong, but I don't care. It truly is the worst rap single of all time.
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 3 January 2004 01:47 (twenty years ago) link
― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Saturday, 3 January 2004 01:56 (twenty years ago) link
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 3 January 2004 01:58 (twenty years ago) link
This aspires to actually being a THREAT.
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 3 January 2004 02:01 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 3 January 2004 02:09 (twenty years ago) link
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 3 January 2004 02:13 (twenty years ago) link
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 3 January 2004 02:14 (twenty years ago) link
17. Oasis "Go Let It Out"
― robin carmody (robin carmody), Saturday, 3 January 2004 02:29 (twenty years ago) link
trust me, if you've heard it before you know what I'm talking about.
― ndeany, Saturday, 3 January 2004 03:33 (twenty years ago) link
Because I know that picking on a band's best known rubbish record is a cop out but this is somehow EVEN WORSE!
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 3 January 2004 03:36 (twenty years ago) link
― robin carmody (robin carmody), Saturday, 3 January 2004 14:51 (twenty years ago) link
― robin carmody (robin carmody), Saturday, 3 January 2004 15:41 (twenty years ago) link
And by extension...
7. The Offspring - Why Don't You Get A Job?
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 3 January 2004 15:45 (twenty years ago) link
however if you want to substitute "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" go ahead ...
― robin carmody (robin carmody), Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:00 (twenty years ago) link
8. The Offspring - Pretty Fly For A White Guy
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:02 (twenty years ago) link
― robin carmody (robin carmody), Saturday, 3 January 2004 17:02 (twenty years ago) link
― pete s, Saturday, 3 January 2004 17:08 (twenty years ago) link
― MikeB, Saturday, 3 January 2004 17:53 (twenty years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 3 January 2004 17:57 (twenty years ago) link
― pete s, Saturday, 3 January 2004 18:33 (twenty years ago) link
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Saturday, 3 January 2004 18:44 (twenty years ago) link
― robin carmody (robin carmody), Saturday, 3 January 2004 19:10 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 3 January 2004 19:11 (twenty years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 3 January 2004 19:18 (twenty years ago) link
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Saturday, 3 January 2004 19:19 (twenty years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 3 January 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Saturday, 3 January 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago) link
Thing is, I used to like the song, I still think it's a good tune. But Will Young, pleasant chap though he appears to be, just brings nothing to it at all. It just seems simpering and vacant, he doesn't mean it maaaaan.(I'm rockist about my ballads)
― MikeB, Saturday, 3 January 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link
― robin carmody (robin carmody), Saturday, 3 January 2004 22:38 (twenty years ago) link
You wouldn't let it lie...
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 3 January 2004 23:13 (twenty years ago) link
― MikeB, Saturday, 3 January 2004 23:19 (twenty years ago) link
― robin carmody (robin carmody), Sunday, 4 January 2004 01:27 (twenty years ago) link
Thats just how the song sounds to me I'm afraid.
― MikeB, Sunday, 4 January 2004 12:20 (twenty years ago) link
― robin carmody (robin carmody), Sunday, 4 January 2004 15:28 (twenty years ago) link
― gareth (gareth), Sunday, 4 January 2004 17:13 (twenty years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 4 January 2004 23:26 (twenty years ago) link