Worst Hypothetical Rapper Names

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Jubbly Fam
Elegant Masta
Big Trukk
Simply Beautiful
Whyte Powa
The Asian Dawn
The Asian Don
Tha Pompidou
Al Shipley
Da Mozz

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:01 (twenty years ago) link

Richard Simmunz

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:03 (twenty years ago) link

Lil' Shit
Oliver da Freeballa
Eternal Flame
Greedo
Fancypantz
Elijah Most Wanted
Puttee

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:14 (twenty years ago) link

Tristram Shandy
Soft 'N' Dry
Wee Willie Winkie
Da Scarlet Pimpernel
Vanilla Ice

― Nels, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:15 (twenty years ago) link

C-Man

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:16 (twenty years ago) link

Johnny the Wrinkle

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:27 (twenty years ago) link

Tru Luv
Buleemiyah
Allies In Da South ("AIDS")
The Black Stripes
_- Sens-A-Tiv -_
Soy Division (vegan crew)

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:47 (twenty years ago) link

lil bastard (maybe this one is actually good)

― ijdjf, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:52 (twenty years ago) link

ILX

― may pang (maypang), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:58 (twenty years ago) link

lower case g

tha pretty boy goy

― mike bott, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:02 (twenty years ago) link

Benedictine Crunk

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:05 (twenty years ago) link

NEVALAND

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:08 (twenty years ago) link

MC Paul Barman

― David Allen (David Allen), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:28 (twenty years ago) link

Swastikons.

― Xii (Xii), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:16 (twenty years ago) link

Anthony Keidis

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:22 (twenty years ago) link

MC Buppie Trustfund

― maria b (maria b), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:55 (twenty years ago) link

Toilet Face
Da-Ginah (girl mc)
Spooge
Digestah Da Nigga
Spam

― cs appleby (cs appleby), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 09:05 (twenty years ago) link

Elegant Masta's a great name! Can I use it?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 09:17 (twenty years ago) link

bitchass motherfucka
mc trevor johnson
george bush
tha drykleenaz
wakk-ass bastard
mc An offense under Subsection (a)(3) is a Class C misdemeanor Acts 1973, 63rd Leg., p. 883, ch. 399, § 1, eff. Jan. 1, 1974. Amended by Acts 1983, 68th Leg., p. 3243, ch. 558, § 9, eff. Sept. 1, 1983; Acts 1987, 70th Leg., ch. 30, § 1, eff. Sept. 1, 1987; Acts 1987, 70th Leg., 2nd C.S., ch. 43, § 3, eff. Oct. 20, 1987; Acts 1989, 71st Leg., ch. 927, § 1, eff. Aug. 28, 1989. Renumbered from § 39.03 and amended by Acts 1993, 73rd Leg., ch. 900, § 1.01, eff. Sept. 1, 1994. Amended by Acts 1995, 74th Leg., ch. 76, § 5.95(90), eff. Sept. 1, 1995; Acts 1995, 74th Leg., ch. 76, § 14.52, eff. Sept. 1, 1995
young clean chappie

― plebian plebs (plebian), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 09:56 (twenty years ago) link

Young Black Teenagers

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:35 (twenty years ago) link

Bush-Wanka

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:38 (twenty years ago) link

Well, after Puff Daddy renamed himself P Diddy, I seem to remember commenting that it was a bit like Snoop Dogg renaming himself Woof-Boy!!!!!! So here are some more!!!!

MC Ploppypants!!!!!
Aintree Bassmaster Crew (ABC)!!!!
Brown Eye Superfly!!!!! (This is actually the name of a local "funk" band, believe it or not!!!!)
Dizzee Blonde!!!!!
MC Wawrukiewicz!!!!!! (Polish rap!!!!)
Da Walküre!!!!! (Fat lady with brass brassiere raps over Wagner!!!!)
MC Keller!!!! (Rap tribute to Kenneth McKeller!!!!!)
Supa Fly Ned!!!!
The Pudsey Posse!!!!
Erm, I'm out of ideas!!!!!!!
― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:41 (twenty years ago) link

Eastsyde Hongros

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 13:13 (twenty years ago) link

Tarquin Fotherington-Thomas

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 14:47 (twenty years ago) link

Down Boy

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 14:49 (twenty years ago) link

Thought of some more!!!!!

Da Wigz!!!!!
MC Bogbrush!!!!!!
Pastry Eatah!!!!!!
54321 Blastov!!!! (Russian rapper!!!)
'Tiny' Johnson!!!!!
Gloucestershire Gangstaz!!!!!
Crap Beat Crew!!!!
Digg Dogg!!!!!!
Dweezil Zappa Tha Rappa!!!!!
Hard Muthaz .com!!!!!!
MC Thora Hird!!!!
Erm, I'm out of ideas again!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:52 (twenty years ago) link

tupac chopra

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:05 (twenty years ago) link

dj tanner

― brock (brock), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:15 (twenty years ago) link

Mic Seaver

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:16 (twenty years ago) link

G-Whiz

― Sam J. (samjeff), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:37 (twenty years ago) link

Okie Doke

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:38 (twenty years ago) link

best thread evah

― pete s, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:40 (twenty years ago) link

Wacky Neighbor a.k.a. Jim J. Bulloxxx

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:51 (twenty years ago) link

Loved lots of those - how's abouts these...

Hate Cranker
Ebola Lyte
MC Bling Bling
Essiness
Damn Skippy!
Erkel D.
DJ Re-run
Mitsy Tyte
Wu-Klan
Lice-T
Dr. No Assitol
----ewwww

― christoff (christoff), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:08 (twenty years ago) link

Mairzy Doats

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:09 (twenty years ago) link

Wycliff Juxtable

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:09 (twenty years ago) link

MC Custos

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:10 (twenty years ago) link

Professor Hugo Strange --NO that's a good one!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:13 (twenty years ago) link

G-Zuss

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:56 (twenty years ago) link

Number 2
DJ Jazz Hands
MC Ham Sandwich
Masterducky
L-Booger
LL Bean
Stoney Toney D.
MC Hoser
Golly-G
Ms. Period

― metfigga (metfigga), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:33 (twenty years ago) link

Tommy Hill Figga

― Nik (Nik), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:37 (twenty years ago) link

A.O. Hell

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:38 (twenty years ago) link

I was watching soul train the other day and this crew was on.. dunno if these were nicknames or their real names, but they were the following:

MC Stinky Fangaz
Turdy the Pooper Scooper

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:43 (twenty years ago) link

Subtle T
Straw Bear E
MC Escher

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:45 (twenty years ago) link

Casper the Ghostface Killah
DJ Bad Credit
MC Lollipop
DJ Terror Wrist

― metfigga (metfigga), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:50 (twenty years ago) link

Hypothetical.
Hypesthetical.

― Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:52 (twenty years ago) link

Sarkaztik

― Blood and sparkles (bloodandsparkles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:34 (twenty years ago) link

Hippo Critical

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:34 (twenty years ago) link

MC Hugz-Not-Drugz
Tangerine Lip Balm
Bi-Curious
Steve Guttenbizzle
Marshmallow Kisses
MC Ashcroft
Da Fraidy Cat

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:36 (twenty years ago) link

Shabazzam

― Chris Hill (Chris Hill), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

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Flow Bear

― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 13 June 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link

Bales of Pay

― chilli, Thursday, 13 June 2013 10:28 (ten years ago) link

Low-T

― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 02:36 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Dow Dey Ching

― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link

Lil Romney

― staff rules everything around Mi (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link

(from Canada)

Poo-Teen

― Esperanto, why don't you come to your senses? (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:27 (ten years ago) link

nine months pass...

Trill B

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link

with production by BEATCOINZ

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link

New Ryders of Dat Purple Drank

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:25 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

J-Query

― Kate Silver, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link

Lil Freecreditreport.com
Hell Gibson

― da croupier, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

ASPIRING MOGUL

― k3vin k., Saturday, 7 November 2015 02:07 (eight years ago) link

Young Dig Dug

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 7 November 2015 02:19 (eight years ago) link

Kraf Cheezy

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 7 November 2015 02:19 (eight years ago) link

two years pass...

Yung Orthotricyclen

― sleepingbag, Sunday, 10 December 2017 03:45 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

Skreet Skweeper

― sleepingbag, Friday, 30 March 2018 17:46 (six years ago) link

i never understood the animus toward this thread.

― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 30 March 2018 19:57 (six years ago) link

QuerayT

― how's life, Friday, 30 March 2018 20:20 (six years ago) link

New Ryders of Dat Purple Drank

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, April 30, 2014 10:25 PM (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I made myself laugh just now with this one

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 30 March 2018 21:08 (six years ago) link

Cookie Friend Rapper
Guy With Measuring Tape Rapper
Too Many Expensive Products In The Shower Rapper

― not quite as cool as seeing damo's wang but (contenderizer), Saturday, 31 March 2018 00:01 (six years ago) link

Lil' Shit

this feels weirdly of the moment

― lowercase (eric), Saturday, 31 March 2018 02:40 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

i re-read this thread every year to see if any of the names came to fruition - honestly i can't believe no one thought of "lil baby"

― musically, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 14:38 (five years ago) link

Well, Greedo (from the 3rd post) came to fruition at least:
https://pitchfork.com/news/03-greedo-sentenced-to-20-years-in-prison/

― enochroot, Thursday, 25 October 2018 01:03 (five years ago) link

Sir racha acha flame

― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 25 October 2018 01:45 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

William Da FOE

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 21 February 2019 23:21 (five years ago) link

Karz 4 Kidz
Long Island Ice-T

― Hideous Lump, Friday, 22 February 2019 06:03 (five years ago) link

this was always the most under appreciated thread I feel

― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 22 February 2019 06:08 (five years ago) link

i never understood the animus toward this thread.
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, March 30, 2018 12:57 PM (ten months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also I appear to express this sentiment yearly

― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 22 February 2019 06:09 (five years ago) link

Eyo C

― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 22 February 2019 06:30 (five years ago) link

Q-R8-R

― closed beta (NotEnough), Friday, 22 February 2019 11:36 (five years ago) link

Lil' Eschatologist

― pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:38 (five years ago) link

Old Believer the Rapper

― pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:40 (five years ago) link

Young Areopagite

― pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:41 (five years ago) link

MC Non-Chalcedonian

Alright, time to stop.

― pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:42 (five years ago) link

Trill B

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, April 30, 2014 6:22 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

with production by BEATCOINZ

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, April 30, 2014 6:22 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*Long string of fire emojis and skull emojis*

― The depressed somebody from the popular David Bowie song, (bernard snowy), Friday, 22 February 2019 12:16 (five years ago) link

Snoop Doggo

― ☮ (peace, man), Friday, 22 February 2019 13:18 (five years ago) link

Real rapper names that are kinda cool:

Ceza - pronounced Jay-Za.

(‘ceza’ means ‘punishment’ in Turkish)

― breastcrawl, Friday, 22 February 2019 15:24 (five years ago) link

Gravediggaz was an American hip hop group from New York City, known for its dark sense of humor and abrasive, menacing soundscapes. The group was formed in 1992, bringing together The Undertaker, The Gatekeeper, The Grym Reaper, The RZArector, and The

https://i.imgur.com/uXrCRYk.png

― unregistered, Friday, 22 February 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link

None of these are worse than real life rapper Skeet Taste from Houston.

― we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Friday, 22 February 2019 16:42 (five years ago) link

Rap Scallion

― eva logorrhea (bendy), Friday, 22 February 2019 20:33 (five years ago) link

six months pass...

Ayon Fuxxx

― lumen (esby), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link

Megan Thee They Them

(maybe could actually be a great name for a non-gender-normative MC, but this is the only hypothetical rapper thread bumped right now)

― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:08 (four years ago) link

John Singleton Cosplay

― bendy, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:21 (four years ago) link

(Notable for feuding with Louis Fairycon)

― bendy, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:25 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

XwavyR he/Him

― lumen (esby), Sunday, 5 January 2020 09:50 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

Mark E. Wordsmith

― lumen (esby), Saturday, 9 May 2020 04:14 (three years ago) link

esby

― genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 May 2020 04:24 (three years ago) link

X Æ A-12 da 5’9”

― I eat fast foods (morrisp), Saturday, 9 May 2020 05:34 (three years ago) link

How did I miss Tha Pompidou from the very first post?

― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 9 May 2020 05:38 (three years ago) link

Basic B

― Inadequate grass (morrisp), Monday, 18 May 2020 01:02 (three years ago) link

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