Bolt the door, Varg is loose!

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become an hero

Infostealer.Steamfishi (am0n), Thursday, 12 March 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link

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Burn churches kill people = Wife 

Infostealer.Steamfishi (am0n), Thursday, 12 March 2015 20:52 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.gofundme.com/2adr334s

Cosmic Slop, Saturday, 30 April 2016 16:43 (eight years ago) link

feel like this kid's heart is in the right place but i'm gonna need to know more about his physical prowess and fistfight history before i crack open my wallet - if he can't legit deliver a beatdown to varg I am out

wario testino (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 30 April 2016 16:49 (eight years ago) link

imagine going all that way and then getting sonned by varg on his own doorstep

wario testino (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 30 April 2016 16:50 (eight years ago) link

If he can't get enough cash for a plane ticket, Plan B is to drive to Dave Mustaine's house instead.

Siegbran, Saturday, 30 April 2016 18:40 (eight years ago) link

Kid looks like a doughball (like me), doubt he'd do too well against a Viking fetishist who probably has a cache of weapons.

I'd love it if Varg met him at the door with a cup of tea, though.

Arch Godliness of Purplefull Magic (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 30 April 2016 18:49 (eight years ago) link

$0 of $1,000

Raised by 0 people in 14 hours

paolo, Saturday, 30 April 2016 18:53 (eight years ago) link

unless this kid has already offed somebody irl this looks a hopeless mismatch

some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:37 (eight years ago) link

Dud.

Austin, Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:44 (eight years ago) link

Well Varg has a family and all...this kid would probably barge in, trip over a pile of plastic dinosaurs and land in a bucket of lego blocks.

Siegbran, Saturday, 30 April 2016 20:36 (eight years ago) link

I wondered what Plan B was doing thesedays..

Mark G, Sunday, 1 May 2016 09:14 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...

He's doing a lot of these videos lately ( http://www.youtube.com/channel/UChBsOxskMpDmBAsgJ91fKcg )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSFNp1JU9f8

StanM, Friday, 30 September 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

Some of them have been interesting and surprising. Varg saying that he wasn't a metalhead and rarely liked a whole album by a metal band. That he thought there was nothing special about the early scene, that he doesn't mind clone bands at all and that he thinks it's likely there's a Burzum clone that surpassed the original.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

Varg's bedtime stories are so comfy.

The house/techno influence in Burzum got very, very obvious as early as "Hvis..."

punksishippies, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

I still suspect he's in the closet about formerly liking Venom though

punksishippies, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:14 (seven years ago) link

I find these clips almost impossible to watch - even though it adds some interesting backgrounds to all the history, he's such a condescending blowhard.

But yeah the electronic influence was always obvious, there's already two ambient pieces on the debut, and even the guitar-based songs had a different mood and were structured quite unlike most preceding death/thrash metal. Loads of people in the Norwegian metal scene were into electronic music, I always liked the story of how Euronymous stalked Conrad Schnitzler (of Tangerine Dream) and got him to do an intro for their demo back in 1987.

Siegbran, Thursday, 6 October 2016 08:36 (seven years ago) link

Condescending blowhard that keeps wink-winking to his Nazi pals, yeah. Unwatchable bullshit, and I think he's only doing it because Fenriz did it better first. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBSOiMA6zlE

Three Word Username, Thursday, 6 October 2016 08:56 (seven years ago) link

the comments below the varg videos are some proper end of days shit

imago, Thursday, 6 October 2016 09:02 (seven years ago) link

I don't think he's in competition with Fenriz. It's a different sort of history he's giving. Are there many positive accounts of Euronymous? Was he really into snuff films?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 6 October 2016 11:04 (seven years ago) link

Smashing bunch o' lads.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 October 2016 11:42 (seven years ago) link

Varg saying that he wasn't a metalhead and rarely liked a whole album by a metal band. That he thought there was nothing special about the early scene, that he doesn't mind clone bands at all and that he thinks it's likely there's a Burzum clone that surpassed the original. Also that he hates non-Aryan people and thinks they should be exterminated.

don't even see how this was a duck (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 October 2016 11:44 (seven years ago) link

That last part didn't surprise me though. His bizarre hatred of boomers (particularly women) and other paranoid rants make him seem crazier than I thought he was.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 6 October 2016 12:11 (seven years ago) link

A Nazi who hates people, especially women ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 October 2016 12:15 (seven years ago) link

dvck dynasty

am0n, Thursday, 6 October 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

The unsettling thing is that he seems quite calm and contented, like he actually really really believes all this bullshit.

mirostones, Thursday, 6 October 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

When he talks about things like white families surviving, he looks quite unsettled.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 6 October 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

>Also that he hates non-Aryan people and thinks they should be exterminated.

Has he ever said anything about exterminating any race? As far as I know he just wants to avoid being demographically & culturally replaced (which is a desire that's expected and goes without questioning from pretty much everyone except whites).

punksishippies, Thursday, 6 October 2016 23:31 (seven years ago) link

hm i wonder why

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 6 October 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

woah now we got a wild one over here

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

Is that Roger, I gotta know.

Lawsonomy Domine (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

See him singing a bit from Charles & Eddie "Would I Lie To You?"

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 23 October 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

As far as I know he just wants to avoid being demographically & culturally replaced

these are all Varg's own words from his website.

if it hadn't been for "anti-racists" spreading their lies in Norway and elsewhere in the European world we would not have suffered from all the problems we face today because of racism. Adoptive parents are not "evil" or want to hurt their adopted children, but even the most selfish of them would think twice about adopting children from another race if they understood the laws of nature and the consequences of them. They don't understand this because they have been mislead by the massive lie-propaganda (regarding the "multicultural" society's imaginary virtues) that we are all exposed to on a daily basis in schools, in the media, in adverts and everywhere else too.


I have to stress too that Islam and Muslims are not the main threat to us. They are just a means used by Jews (who let them into Europe in the first place) to mongrelize us and finish us off as a race, and not least to make us fight for the Jews in their criminal wars. Our true enemy is the Jews! Never forget that!

If you want to hang someone or shoot them in the back of the head, for betraying their own race or for attacking out nations with coward and dishonest means, I understand you very well, but please wait until after we have won, when you can do this lawfully. There is enough rope for all of them, and bullets too, so just be patient. They will hang soon enough anyhow. And their brainwashed offspring too. And their f***ing dogs.

there's much more in this vein there. you'd have to be pretty stupid to spin this as "oh, he just wants his own race not to be 'demographically and culturally replaced'"

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 24 October 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

And their f***ing dogs.

Is Varg the Wicked Witch of the West?

jmm, Monday, 24 October 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

joan crawford otm. however, i'd add that wanting to "avoid being demographically & culturally replaced" as a white person is a poisonous attitude in itself. i'm afraid this kind of sentiment will creep into mainstream discourse in america now that the so called "alt right" has a larger platform. it needs to be stamped out whenever it rears its head.

Treeship, Monday, 24 October 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

probably goes without saying. sorry for jumping in and being a pedant

Treeship, Monday, 24 October 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

Does he have any friends in the metal scene today?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 24 October 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

imo the fear of being "demographically & culturally replaced" as an _american_ is some crazy shit because things keep changing

there was some article from a hundred years ago where people were going on about these bizarre ethnic foods, and how they're such a weird fringe thing. it was about hot dogs.

mh 😏, Monday, 24 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

I would love to read that. No idea where it was from?

how's life, Monday, 24 October 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

imo the fear of being "demographically & culturally replaced" as an _american_ is some crazy shit because things keep changing

This is the same for literally every human being in every country on earth tbh.

xp

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 24 October 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

xp not finding it, I think it was a picture of a nytimes clipping from 1915ish

mh 😏, Monday, 24 October 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

TS: "this is war... huh, WOW!" vs. "this is, huh... WAR!"

punksishippies, Monday, 24 October 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

I don't think he has much contact with the metal scene, he lives far away in rural France, self-releases everything and doesn't tour.

I mean musically his influence on modern metal is immense but nobody seems to like him much as a person.

Siegbran, Monday, 24 October 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link

nobody seems to like him much as a person.

You don't say?

Millions of species Faye Dunaway (Tom D.), Monday, 24 October 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link

lol i'm listening to a burzum album called "the days of yore" and this is some sad fischer price my first enya album lord of the rings bullshit, very embarassing. i mean this song "lady of the lake" is just fucking ridic, plunking "dramatic" synth notes then reciting bullshit about "scorceress" i guess he had a talent and hit upon a certain aesthetic at one point in time but this dude is so profoundly stupid

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 13:39 (seven years ago) link

...the littew children of stone 'enge

what a maroon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzBf-Fxyxq8

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 13:42 (seven years ago) link

[points at camera] "let's find out!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpmU5WpXSCE

am0n, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

lol i'm listening to a burzum album called "the days of yore" and this is some sad fischer price my first enya album lord of the rings bullshit, very embarassing. i mean this song "lady of the lake" is just fucking ridic, plunking "dramatic" synth notes then reciting bullshit about "scorceress" i guess he had a talent and hit upon a certain aesthetic at one point in time but this dude is so profoundly stupid

I encourage you to go to bandcamp and explore the genre "dungeon synth," which I have love for being a veteran of the lo-fi wars but which you, I suspect, will lol at for years

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

haha i think you posted something once it was like some dude in viking cosplay doing casio songs about sad trees and haunted snowmen

xpost - am0n that is amazing

war scythe - from scythe (tool)

war spear - from spear/javelin (hunting tool)

dude really did his research

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

warhammer - from hammer (tool)

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link


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