Bolt the door, Varg is loose!

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Varg's day in court, oddly enough the only news outlet reporting on it is a Jewish website.

Siegbran, Thursday, 7 November 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link

that oranges story is one of the dumbest, unfunniest attempts at "parody" i've ever seen

lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 7 November 2013 20:04 (ten years ago) link

I'm so annoyed that people sent that oranges shit to me GTFOO my life

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 9 November 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link

eight months pass...
three weeks pass...

http://www.metalsucks.net/2014/08/04/burzum-banned-ebay/

Brakhage, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link

seven months pass...

Do not consider even skimming the comments.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link

The V.A.R.G. System

^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 12 March 2015 08:05 (nine years ago) link

hope the comments are suggestions of fonts other than papyrus

vacuum head tree disease (imago), Thursday, 12 March 2015 08:18 (nine years ago) link

runes or gtfo

we reward the hake (NickB), Thursday, 12 March 2015 09:51 (nine years ago) link

if there's no viagra vikernes joke in there we're all doomed

we reward the hake (NickB), Thursday, 12 March 2015 09:53 (nine years ago) link

He has a nice soothing voice

paolo, Thursday, 12 March 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link

become an hero

Infostealer.Steamfishi (am0n), Thursday, 12 March 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link

GROV LÖS 1 day ago
Burn churches kill people = Wife 

Infostealer.Steamfishi (am0n), Thursday, 12 March 2015 20:52 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.gofundme.com/2adr334s

Cosmic Slop, Saturday, 30 April 2016 16:43 (eight years ago) link

feel like this kid's heart is in the right place but i'm gonna need to know more about his physical prowess and fistfight history before i crack open my wallet - if he can't legit deliver a beatdown to varg I am out

wario testino (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 30 April 2016 16:49 (eight years ago) link

imagine going all that way and then getting sonned by varg on his own doorstep

wario testino (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 30 April 2016 16:50 (eight years ago) link

If he can't get enough cash for a plane ticket, Plan B is to drive to Dave Mustaine's house instead.

Siegbran, Saturday, 30 April 2016 18:40 (eight years ago) link

Kid looks like a doughball (like me), doubt he'd do too well against a Viking fetishist who probably has a cache of weapons.

I'd love it if Varg met him at the door with a cup of tea, though.

Arch Godliness of Purplefull Magic (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 30 April 2016 18:49 (eight years ago) link

$0 of $1,000

Raised by 0 people in 14 hours

paolo, Saturday, 30 April 2016 18:53 (eight years ago) link

unless this kid has already offed somebody irl this looks a hopeless mismatch

some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:37 (eight years ago) link

Dud.

Austin, Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:44 (eight years ago) link

Well Varg has a family and all...this kid would probably barge in, trip over a pile of plastic dinosaurs and land in a bucket of lego blocks.

Siegbran, Saturday, 30 April 2016 20:36 (eight years ago) link

I wondered what Plan B was doing thesedays..

Mark G, Sunday, 1 May 2016 09:14 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...

He's doing a lot of these videos lately ( http://www.youtube.com/channel/UChBsOxskMpDmBAsgJ91fKcg )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSFNp1JU9f8

StanM, Friday, 30 September 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

Some of them have been interesting and surprising. Varg saying that he wasn't a metalhead and rarely liked a whole album by a metal band. That he thought there was nothing special about the early scene, that he doesn't mind clone bands at all and that he thinks it's likely there's a Burzum clone that surpassed the original.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

Varg's bedtime stories are so comfy.

The house/techno influence in Burzum got very, very obvious as early as "Hvis..."

punksishippies, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

I still suspect he's in the closet about formerly liking Venom though

punksishippies, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:14 (seven years ago) link

I find these clips almost impossible to watch - even though it adds some interesting backgrounds to all the history, he's such a condescending blowhard.

But yeah the electronic influence was always obvious, there's already two ambient pieces on the debut, and even the guitar-based songs had a different mood and were structured quite unlike most preceding death/thrash metal. Loads of people in the Norwegian metal scene were into electronic music, I always liked the story of how Euronymous stalked Conrad Schnitzler (of Tangerine Dream) and got him to do an intro for their demo back in 1987.

Siegbran, Thursday, 6 October 2016 08:36 (seven years ago) link

Condescending blowhard that keeps wink-winking to his Nazi pals, yeah. Unwatchable bullshit, and I think he's only doing it because Fenriz did it better first. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBSOiMA6zlE

Three Word Username, Thursday, 6 October 2016 08:56 (seven years ago) link

the comments below the varg videos are some proper end of days shit

imago, Thursday, 6 October 2016 09:02 (seven years ago) link

I don't think he's in competition with Fenriz. It's a different sort of history he's giving. Are there many positive accounts of Euronymous? Was he really into snuff films?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 6 October 2016 11:04 (seven years ago) link

Smashing bunch o' lads.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 October 2016 11:42 (seven years ago) link

Varg saying that he wasn't a metalhead and rarely liked a whole album by a metal band. That he thought there was nothing special about the early scene, that he doesn't mind clone bands at all and that he thinks it's likely there's a Burzum clone that surpassed the original. Also that he hates non-Aryan people and thinks they should be exterminated.

don't even see how this was a duck (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 October 2016 11:44 (seven years ago) link

That last part didn't surprise me though. His bizarre hatred of boomers (particularly women) and other paranoid rants make him seem crazier than I thought he was.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 6 October 2016 12:11 (seven years ago) link

A Nazi who hates people, especially women ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 October 2016 12:15 (seven years ago) link

dvck dynasty

am0n, Thursday, 6 October 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

The unsettling thing is that he seems quite calm and contented, like he actually really really believes all this bullshit.

mirostones, Thursday, 6 October 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

When he talks about things like white families surviving, he looks quite unsettled.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 6 October 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

>Also that he hates non-Aryan people and thinks they should be exterminated.

Has he ever said anything about exterminating any race? As far as I know he just wants to avoid being demographically & culturally replaced (which is a desire that's expected and goes without questioning from pretty much everyone except whites).

punksishippies, Thursday, 6 October 2016 23:31 (seven years ago) link

hm i wonder why

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 6 October 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

woah now we got a wild one over here

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

Is that Roger, I gotta know.

Lawsonomy Domine (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

See him singing a bit from Charles & Eddie "Would I Lie To You?"

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 23 October 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

As far as I know he just wants to avoid being demographically & culturally replaced

these are all Varg's own words from his website.

if it hadn't been for "anti-racists" spreading their lies in Norway and elsewhere in the European world we would not have suffered from all the problems we face today because of racism. Adoptive parents are not "evil" or want to hurt their adopted children, but even the most selfish of them would think twice about adopting children from another race if they understood the laws of nature and the consequences of them. They don't understand this because they have been mislead by the massive lie-propaganda (regarding the "multicultural" society's imaginary virtues) that we are all exposed to on a daily basis in schools, in the media, in adverts and everywhere else too.


I have to stress too that Islam and Muslims are not the main threat to us. They are just a means used by Jews (who let them into Europe in the first place) to mongrelize us and finish us off as a race, and not least to make us fight for the Jews in their criminal wars. Our true enemy is the Jews! Never forget that!

If you want to hang someone or shoot them in the back of the head, for betraying their own race or for attacking out nations with coward and dishonest means, I understand you very well, but please wait until after we have won, when you can do this lawfully. There is enough rope for all of them, and bullets too, so just be patient. They will hang soon enough anyhow. And their brainwashed offspring too. And their f***ing dogs.

there's much more in this vein there. you'd have to be pretty stupid to spin this as "oh, he just wants his own race not to be 'demographically and culturally replaced'"

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 24 October 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

And their f***ing dogs.

Is Varg the Wicked Witch of the West?

jmm, Monday, 24 October 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

joan crawford otm. however, i'd add that wanting to "avoid being demographically & culturally replaced" as a white person is a poisonous attitude in itself. i'm afraid this kind of sentiment will creep into mainstream discourse in america now that the so called "alt right" has a larger platform. it needs to be stamped out whenever it rears its head.

Treeship, Monday, 24 October 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

probably goes without saying. sorry for jumping in and being a pedant

Treeship, Monday, 24 October 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

Does he have any friends in the metal scene today?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 24 October 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

imo the fear of being "demographically & culturally replaced" as an _american_ is some crazy shit because things keep changing

there was some article from a hundred years ago where people were going on about these bizarre ethnic foods, and how they're such a weird fringe thing. it was about hot dogs.

mh 😏, Monday, 24 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link


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