100 Reasons why FLOWERS OF ROMANCE is fucking awesome

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1. When the drums kick in on the first

T. Weiss (Timmy), Saturday, 13 September 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

2. the synthesiser solo

Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 13 September 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

3. That girl on the cover is scary/sexy.

Andrew Frye (paul cox), Saturday, 13 September 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Left
Right
Left
Right
Don't look back
Take second best
Number one protect
Self interest
Here every day is a Monday, Monday
Left, right
Left, right
Left, right, left, right
Get it up, get the right armour
Don't look back
Look after your health
Good days ahead
Don't listen to the red refugees
Aliens
Go back, go back
Go back, go back
Extreme right
The face is white
Left foot, right foot
Keep the shoulders up
Column eighty eight
The master plan
Uber alles
The Klu Klux Klan
Improvements on the domestic front
Have a cup of tea
Good days ahead
Don't ever look back
Good days ahead
Don't ever look back
Good days ahead
Don't ever look back
Good days ahead
Don't ever look back
Good days ahead
Don't look back
Good days ahead
Don't look back
Good days ahead
Don't ever look back
Improvements on the domestic front
Good days ahead
Don't ever look back
Good days ahead

Mike Taylor (mjt), Saturday, 13 September 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

5. because everybody I play it for hates it, and it just makes me more aware of how wrong they are.

Mike Taylor (mjt), Saturday, 13 September 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

6. because making tracks with a 2-bar drum loop and a bunch of weird random shit over the top of it rules.

Mike Taylor (mjt), Saturday, 13 September 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Mike Taylor is so OTM about #5

T. Weiss (Timmy), Saturday, 13 September 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually adore the live version on the roundly derided Live in Tokyo.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 13 September 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm actually listening to it for the third time in a row right now BTW

T. Weiss (Timmy), Saturday, 13 September 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i have misgivings about the things people have chosen to apply this thread format to.

thom west (thom w), Saturday, 13 September 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i expect someone will call the top of the pops performance 'demented' by number 45 or so.

thom west (thom w), Saturday, 13 September 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

That amplified watch still sounds swell.

Al Andalous (Al Andalous), Saturday, 13 September 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

The instrumental break 3/4 of the way through "Flowers of Romance" was, for the longest time, one of my fave moments in all music.
(At times is sounds like bagpipes, other times sounds like middle-eastern strings. Is it both? Damn, lent it out!)

peepee (peepee), Monday, 15 September 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn, I want to listen to my copy, but it's in New York. A case for file sharing, my dear Watson.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 15 September 2003 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

7. because it's actually their best album

jl (Jon L), Monday, 15 September 2003 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I agree with that.

Sean (Sean), Monday, 15 September 2003 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

so do i but christ like thatd be hard

duane, Monday, 15 September 2003 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

ok so

8. Sounds like it came out next year, for 22 years straight
9.. MB's sprawling roll-the-tape jams somehow condensed into 9 pop songs
10. And they are pop songs, somehow
11. Top of the Pops appearence performing 'Flowers of Romance' : pop song
12. Acoustic drums blatantly looped into short artificial rhythms
13. And the production on those acoustic drums is savage
14. Skipping over the Can influence straight to Czukay's 'Movies'
15. Live instruments blurred besides pre-recordings in a way that blends the two instead of highlighting the 'found sound' = a post-sampling record released in 1981.

jl (Jon L), Monday, 15 September 2003 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

argh, in a row that seems a bit much. mainly it's just a fantastic album to play real loud, huh.

jl (Jon L), Monday, 15 September 2003 07:08 (twenty-two years ago)

The last bit of 'Track 8', drum the intro to 'Under the House', the bass intro to 'Banging the Door', that it sounds like it came out next year for 22 years straight

dave q, Monday, 15 September 2003 08:18 (twenty-two years ago)

because however many nu-nu-wavers dig up PiL (along w/ Go4 Wire etc) for inspiraton/cred, nobody who ever makes a magazine cover will EVER sound like "Francis Massacre", and you fuckin' know it.

dave q, Monday, 15 September 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

well, are the songs good ? (simply please)

ok the PiL "lp didn't do much for me -- "hooks" is too flattering and plain dishonest for those semi-miopic drones like "THIS IS RELIGION" whereas "hello/goodbye" had me spelllbound with both hooks and guitar, so i think of the first album as really just one good song and a whole lot of EP ype activity -- and there was no better example of how jah _couldn't_ play bass at that stage in his career -- i believe levine when he says he basically taught wobble what to do (but it's still too slow and downer-dumb for me)

metal box/2nd ed. got argued recently here, mostly praise, and so quite coincidentally i played "careering" on the radio(easily the best song for both musical and lyrical reasons, a very good song for student(s) (radio) -- and someone rung up noticing that i must have had metal box at the studio and requested "poptunes" -- now why does everybody like _that_ track ? it may well sound like a tight-wire act to many people, but it's really rather repetitive and boring if you ask me (but i played him his request :)

so this album "flowers ..", hasn't got levine on it right ? well i think he is the musical brains of the operation even if he wants to let everyone know about it (and clearly wobble was no Yes fan = equate levine with virtuosity of yes even if he improved on them)

george gosset (gegoss), Monday, 15 September 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

so this album "flowers ..", hasn't got levine on it right ?

Has got Levine on it - it's his album much more than the 1st two. Levine's nowhere near as good as he thinks he is, Wobble and Lydon deserve a lot more credit for PiL than Levine is prepared to give them.

Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 15 September 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

redfaced retraction of reason 15, just listened to it again over lunch. it actually is almost entirely self-played. still their best album though.

jl (Jon L), Monday, 15 September 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

16 -"I've got binoculars/On top of Box Hill" - a weirdly evocative, very English line. And one that stood out for me, because I grew up in the area, and my dad always used to take me out walking there as a kid. Actually, there's a grave on top of the hill, occupied by a man who stipulated he should be buried vertically, with feet pointing towards the sky. That filled me with a morbid fascination as a kid, and every time I listen to the song, I'm always reminded of it.

Jason J, Monday, 15 September 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

thank you -- an improvement ? well it might resolve those levine issues for me -- yeah ok lydon i can give credit too, and i don't even no the drummers'names -- and levine was ott evreywhere on his recent publicity junket i agree
it's just that i've seen that striking cover picture so many times on cds in [US$]2 type sale bins where i haven't seen any other PiL that i'd given up on that album being any use to anyone -- and perhaps that can be pointed at levine if it's more his album than the others -- so am heading for one of those sale bins today

george gosset (gegoss), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

because when i brought it home and played it my sister came in, heard the noise and thought the dishwasher was exploding.
that cover girl dances flamenco in combat boots, to be sure. myself, i prefer glide dental floss to a thorny rose branch.
best to have the album, admire the picture once in a while and play it very very loud, not very often.

wuperetta, Tuesday, 16 September 2003 07:25 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
17. Can it be emphasized enough how stellar the production is? It just sounds amazingly fresh, like 23 Skidoo's singles from that year (and Seven Songs the next year), or The Comsat Angels - Sleep No More, or This Heat's "24 Track Loop".

18. The rhythm section on U2's "Bullet the Blue Sky" is a COMPLETE rip-off of "Banging the Door" and boy is it better in the original context!

Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Saturday, 18 June 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

ALLAH-LAH-LAH!!!!
(pause)
D-DD-D-D-D-DD-DD-DD-DD...

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Saturday, 18 June 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHA! About two years ago I was at a friend's birthday party and her step-cousin's boyfriend set up a "drumkit" (a snare, a guitar case, and few other random things) and I started pounding out the rhythm to "Four Enclosed Walls" and two guys joined in and played over it even though they didn't know what the song was (and they thought I was mimicking a drum machine!). The result sounded a like a twisted cousin of New Order's "Everything Gone Green" sans synthesizer.

Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Saturday, 18 June 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

so i bought this after reading the praise for it here and have to say it's nowhere near as good as metal box. where the hell is keith's guitar? oh right, he's traded it in for a synth apparently. i'm guessing he ran out of guitar ideas by this point since the only track that has him playing it ("go back") sounds like pieces of various guitar lines off of metal box all crammed into one song. (well, 'track 8' has guitar too and admittedly pretty cool sounding at that).

Amon (eman), Saturday, 18 June 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

interesting that martin atkins recycled the rhythm of the title track years later on one of the pigface albums ('gub' maybe?)

Amon (eman), Saturday, 18 June 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

I actually adore the live version on the roundly derided Live in Tokyo.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), September 13th, 2003.

OTM! I experienced that on video a few years ago and now everytime anyone even says "Flowers of Romance" I think of that version of the song. Such a heartfelt performance on John's part! And the end of that video is hilarious - these Japanese kids all swarm around him on the street, starstruck, asking for autographs and he looks at the camera and says, motioning to them deadpan, "Ladies and Gentlemen, The Beatles."

I don't think the album is so bad, but for me the problem lies in the fact that "Four Enclosed Walls" & "Banging The Door" dwarf everything else on it.

and I started pounding out the rhythm to "Four Enclosed Walls" and two guys joined in and played over it even though they didn't know what the song was (and they thought I was mimicking a drum machine!). The result sounded a like a twisted cousin of New Order's "Everything Gone Green" sans synthesizer.

Damn, I would have liked to have heard that!

Incidentally I pulled out Comsats' Sleep No More recently. I remember feeling sorry for you Ian in the sense that if you expect anyone here to recommend you something as good as that well...in my opinion you might be waiting forever! To me that one is in a class all by itself. I guess there are other things possibly similar to it, but I just can't seem to sit anything beside it with ease. Deeply entrenched in my psyche, that record.

The Silent Disco of Glastonbury (Bimble...), Sunday, 19 June 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

It's just ok. The title track and "Under The House" are great.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 19 June 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

Yep, best, most consistent album PiL released. Maximal minimalism.

I.M. (I.M.), Sunday, 19 June 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

I.M., you're back! Or maybe I've missed yer.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 June 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
19. Because coming after "Metal Box", it wasn't a disappointment!

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 13 October 2006 06:39 (nineteen years ago)

Nick Launay

What sort of band's have you worked with since PiL?

Around that time I also recorded Kate Bush's 'The Dreaming' album. In fact, we used PiL's bass on Kate's LP, Kate loved the tone so much she wanted to buy it. Just after 'Flowers of Romance' I did Killing Jokes: 'What's This For'. The Gang of Four's: 'Capitol', and 'To Hell with Poverty'. The Slits: 'Earthbeat'. The Birthday Partys: 'Release the Bats' and 'Blast Off' for the Junk Yard LP. Virgin Prunes: 'Pagan Love Song'

milton parker (Jon L), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

i.e.

20. Nick Launay

milton parker (Jon L), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

(linked by Edward III on the other flowers thread)

milton parker (Jon L), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

21. In the top 5 of most bizarro major label releases, mingling among Metal Machine Music, Trout Mask, and Second Edition

22. Unheralded prescient Arabic influence

23. Lydon's lyrics: nonsensical, memorable, chilling
Joan of Arc was a sorcerer

24. Lydon's phrasing of said lyrics
spread her body / naked and silly / a bulbous heap / batting her eye / lids

25. Because albums based entirely around huge drums are awesome

26. Sounds great when you're at the end of your rope

27. Can be found cheap almost anywhere, because bunches of PiL fans bought it and hated it

28. Pop-album-as-irritant is an underutilized approach

29. It's punk rock as fuck

30. Good for scaring unwelcome guests and roommates

31. Will never show up on Top X Album of X lists, unless category is see #21

32. Reading about the circumstances of its creation is almost as entertaining as listening to it

Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

33. "we need a strong opening for this album" = Martin's Mickey Mouse pocket watch sitting on a floor tom + two harmonizers with 15 second delay feedback

milton parker (Jon L), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

34. extension of above sound for longer than anyone possibly expects when first hearing it.

35. the title track's muezzin-call freakiness.

sleeve version 2.0 (sleeve testing), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

36. public image limited sucks and johnny rotten is too obnoxious for anyone to listen to unless you can't read (then he's lots of fun, i'm sure). the album has a fantastic cover that makes you think they've figured something out when in reality "they've" just made more comfy, genre-baiting, college student/middle aged white fart-referencing, and reactionary songs-as-turds on a platter.

corey c (shock of daylight), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 06:55 (nineteen years ago)

36. still manages to piss people like corey c off

milton parker (Jon L), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 07:30 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

37. Drum sound was inspiration for "In The Air Tonight".

Carlos 2, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

Veto.

Mark G, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

38. The Warner CD cuts off right when the noise stops on "Francis Massacre," so if you're listening to it late at night with the sound way down you hear the sudden, jarring sound of the CD stop spinning.

Metal Box pulls a similar trick with the groove of "Swan Lake" going all the way to the label, I think.

eatandoph, Thursday, 22 November 2007 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

39. Even the outtakes amaze.
40. As scary as Lydon's vocals are on the title track, the instrumental b-side is even scarier.
41. When the band toured America for this album, they brought a zillion drums onstage for the only song they played from it; "Under The House," and even Levene and Lydon played drums.
42. The UK CD has three bonus tracks.
43. It was delayed for about a year, and I remember everyone claiming that it was because their label was forcing them to come up with a more "commercial" sound. Ha!

deedeedeextrovert, Thursday, 22 November 2007 06:49 (eighteen years ago)

44. That "girl on the cover" now co-runs Rough Trade.

deedeedeextrovert, Thursday, 22 November 2007 06:50 (eighteen years ago)

45. http://991.com/newgallery/Liars-They-Were-Wrong-S-275162.jpg

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 22 November 2007 08:37 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

THIS ALBUM HAS BEEN DESTROYING MY LIFE RECENTLY

The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Thursday, 22 April 2010 20:03 (sixteen years ago)

it's a black hole, unreal album

m@tt (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 22 April 2010 20:09 (sixteen years ago)

i just to walk around boston listening to this on headphones really loud, for some reason. good memories actually.

by another name (amateurist), Friday, 23 April 2010 08:48 (sixteen years ago)

USED to walk around

by another name (amateurist), Friday, 23 April 2010 08:49 (sixteen years ago)

last time I listened to it I felt like its time had kinda passed for me :/

brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 23 April 2010 11:46 (sixteen years ago)

obviously, it is a black hole of an album, but there's something about it that gets me very exuberant....i find its insistence and persistence really admirable.

The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Monday, 26 April 2010 00:44 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

glad this thread exists, hearing this for the first time, this will be my listening for the next few weeks

Crackle Box, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:48 (fourteen years ago)

where do i read about the making of this album

Crackle Box, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

text friend saying thanks for the record, his response

46. This is what happens when you kick spurs fans out of your band

Crackle Box, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

20. Nick Launay

― milton parker (Jon L), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:28 (4 years ago)

xp

hello I love you but I've chosen darkness my old friend (Edward III), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

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Crackle Box, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

where do i read about the making of this album

― Crackle Box, Tuesday, September 13, 2011 12:50 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some good stuff on it in "rip it up and start again"

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

five years pass...

in case you forget drums it will remind you what a drum is

j., Monday, 5 December 2016 02:21 (nine years ago)

how have we only gotten to 46 here

sleeve, Monday, 5 December 2016 02:28 (nine years ago)

I dunno, but this album fucking rules and is up there with the first two PiL records, IMO.

Working night & day, I tried to stay awake... (Turrican), Friday, 9 December 2016 22:26 (nine years ago)

Finally found the CD, in Rome of all places.

(Two weeks later, it was found in HMV Reading, but hey)

Mark G, Friday, 9 December 2016 23:22 (nine years ago)

This album has always been kinda boring but I love its sound.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 December 2016 23:31 (nine years ago)


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