Destiny's Child: Classic Or Dud

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A bunch of arse or the new Shangri-Larse? (OK, I'm sorry.)

Tom, Monday, 22 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Now personally I think 99% of R&B is wank. Destiny's Child though are not. All their singles are cyber-pop perfection. Muscially the best is 'Bugaboo', great retro-rave sounds. I don't bother too much with the lyrics ;) So fast approaching classic status.

Omar, Monday, 22 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Oh, even the lyrics are great. Actual successful non-absurdist references to uber-techie gadgetry (okay, pagers aren't exactly uber- techie, but hardly anyone else is singing about them, considering the amount of kids carrying them).

Otis Wheeler, Monday, 22 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Asking this question on the Freaky Trigger board is like asking classic rock fans about The Beatles, hip-hop fans about Erik B and Rakim, or indie rockers about Pavement. Let's roll out the praise, shall we?

As for me, well, I like some Destiny's Child songs, but not enough to call them classic.

Mark Richardson, Monday, 22 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Oh, I dont know, Mark, pop is a fickle mistress and there are rather too many dicey ballads on "The Writing's On The Wall" for it to be a full-on classic. In fact I asked the question cause I think DC are a little overrated, even as a singles band - all the "ooh look they use rave sounds" seems to be based on a) novelty and b) nostalgia, not bad things neccessarily but little consideration seems to be given to whether the rave sounds (say) actually work. It's nice to hear them on "Bugaboo" but while they lend the track a lot of edginess they also remind you how energy-free and slick it sounds in comparison to the tracks they're making you remember.

Classic DC singles for me: "Say My Name", "Independent Women". "Hey Ladies" should have been a single. "Bills Bills Bills" is nearly classic.

And Otis is right about the lyrics.

Tom, Monday, 22 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Personally, I wish that Producer's names got bigger billing, so I could chart their careers better. It took "Try Again" for me to realize that Timbaland was behind many of the phat beats I'd been into, & it took a NYLPM post for me to find out who Shake'spear was. D-child are hit (mainly) and miss for me -- Bugaboo is an irritating track, I think, that I've never liked at all. However Jumpin' Jumpin', Independant Woman, and Say My Name all rock me out. The main contribution of the group, as opposed to the producer, is the vocal control, the range and ability to clip or hold notes, the precise contrivance of the singing -- cf. John Cale's affected emotional breakdowns. That very contrivance adds to the powerful image -- women so strong they control their men, they control their money, they control their emotions -- cf. the controled violence of Pike Bishop in "The Wild Bunch".

Sterling Clover, Monday, 22 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I guess they haven't quite approached "classic" artist status quite yet (even as a single's group), and they haven't really released a great album yet. This last batch of singles was great though, and I think once the scores of imitators start popping up, we'll be able to look back at D-Child as the queens of late 90's-early2k's R&B...Or is it just that I'm still in the process of being overwhelmed by the pre- chorus of "Say My Name" (and its accompanying video)?

larmey larms, Monday, 22 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I wouldn't call myself the biggest of fans of this type of thing (I'd call myself a sad obsessive indie boy if the truth be known), but hearing jumpin jumpin at the last strange fruit (london's most succesful indie nite EVAH, allegedly), was ACE. Sad indie friends stood and pointed at me as i bravely attempted some funky moves... I think freaky trigger is having some effect on my pop receptors (a good thing).

carsmilesteve, Monday, 22 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Tom's right. Anyone who bought _The Writing's On The Wall_ know that they can be absolutely appalling at times - trashy Diane Warren ballads over-performed and over-produced until they're unworkable melismatic sludge. Right there is the reason why I always rate Pink instead). The singles might present a different story, I guess.

One thing that I've wondered though is this: now that the full-on ballads are not getting single releases, are they going to keep on cropping up like bad smells in the second half of all the albums? Pink did a fairly ballad light album (three present, and only one of them didn't have a strong beat) but otherwise the onslaught has continued (see Kandi and Mya). I'm hoping they'll simply stop making the crap stuff and only put out modified beat-heavy ballads eg. "Say My Name" and "Get Along With You". I'm guessing _Survivors_ (the new DC album) is gonna clinch it.

Tim, Monday, 22 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

The Vibe cover with the group dressed as The Supremes is classic. The group itself? Not so much...

JM, Monday, 22 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Tim: yes, exactly. Still, getting the album saved me some money. Carsmilesteve: definitely the highpoint of the evening that.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 23 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I didn't even notice that awful Shangri-Las joke until I hit reply to question - really, Tom, that's terrible. Anyhow, I suppose the Shangri-las had their fair share of crap songs so maybe Destiny's Child ARE the new Shangri-Las because they have crap songs balanced by really memorable girly pop songs. That being said, Destiny's Child are overrated in my opinion and nowhere close to being a classic OR a dud at this point. They have some very good songs, "Independent Women" and "Say My Name" are two of my favorite songs of the past year, and "Bills Bills Bills" and "No No No"* are also excellent. But then there's "Jumpin' Jumpin'" which is as boring as the day is long, and all those ballads on the album. And I was never *that* crazy about "Bugaboo".

So, in short, Destiny's Child are good but they aren't as good as everyone says they are. Neither classic nor dud. Sort of occupying that Beck area ;)

* Is it just me or do those songs look ridiculous side by side?

Ally, Tuesday, 23 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Okay, I underestimated the I Love Music Board. I figured two or three great singles made for a classic around here, Down With The Album and True Pop Is Ephemeral and all that. But I was mistaken. Carry on.

Mark Richardson, Wednesday, 24 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Oh but no Mark - this just reinforces "Down With The Album" - in an ideal world there would be no need for DC (or anyone else) to force an album-length work on us, but economically and creatively they feel they have to. I have no problem with the idea of an album but so very few are actually better than their component parts: I simply have a problem with it being the yardstick by which musical achievement is judged.

As for "True Pop Is Ephemeral" - as Mike said, nothing's really ephemeral, especially nowadays. I would say that the best music is generally recorded without one eye on the posterity clock, though: rock history is a distraction from the matter at hand (whatever *that* is).

Tom, Thursday, 25 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

one month passes...
Personally I love Destiny's Child. No other R&B or pop group out there possesses their beauty, finesse, and vocal ability. A lot of the time, music groups used amped-up voices. You know, kinda manufactured. But Destiny's Child uses their unbelievable range to do everything in their songs. I mean, EVERY BIT is them. All of them can sing really well, with Beyonce's Mariah Carey-like voice (she can sing in like 5 different octaves), Kelly's smooth, light soprano, and Michelle's flowing low alto. For people who haven't heard them sing acapella, you really need to. But I'm not a Destiny's Child fan just for their music. Look at all they've been through. They've overcome so much (member changes) and they are STILL number 1. And you know you're talented when you can be number 1 on the R&B AND pop charts. I just can't wait for the Survivor album to come out. Everybody will get the spotlight this time, and I think it's gonna be hot.

jay, Wednesday, 14 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

one month passes...
One of my latest aims in life is never to hear a Destiny's Child record before I die.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 1 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I would like to point out it's not so much a question of "classic or dud", but "how much do they suck?" and I think the answer is obvious: a lot. But, if I must be limited, I'll say "dud". I'm a survivor... woo! So of the times!

, Tuesday, 1 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'd say I hope you are kidding with your close-mindedness, pinefox, but I don't think that you're one much for sarcasm and kidding about. You should give everything a listen, you know. I think getting into heaven should be a rewards based system based on how many things you exposed yourself to, and if you left off too many things for being closed minded, you should not gain entry cos you don't have enough points. That's just me.

Mind you, this is coming from someone who said well before their new album was forced upon the world that Destiny's Child are overrated, and nearly had an anuerism reading posts on a mailing list about how fantastic, best album ever, best song ever, etc etc etfuckingcetera.

A better question would be if Beyonce Knowles was ugly (and quite frankly, I STILL don't think she is all that), would anyone give a shit about Destiny's Child? The answer is NO in my mind but of course it's rhetorical so there's no real answer but it's just something that annoys me a little bit. The thing is, they AREN'T doing anything that exciting or fabulous or so heads and tails above everyone else that they deserve the masturbation CERTAIN PEOPLE give to them. They're just a good pop band. I can name plenty of pop bands who are more consistent or have better singles though.

So yeah, I'm almost starting to lean towards dud, even though I LIKE DC, just because of the way a handful of people regard them. God forbid Beyonce gains 20lbs, ya know?

Ally, Tuesday, 1 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

If Beyonce gained 20lbs I'd *really* like them. And it'd make the "jelly" stuff in 'Bootylicious' more credible too.

Tom, Tuesday, 1 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Shangri-Las my ass, they're not even the Pointer Sisters (just compare "Bills Bills Bills", "Say My Name" and "Jumpin' Jumpin'" with "Automatic", "Jump" and "I'm So Excited"). OK Singles artists is what they are.

The Destiny's Child review in the new Village Voice kinda nails Beyonce Knowles to the wall. It's all based on lyrics, mind you, but boy does she come on like a spoiled brat.

Patrick, Tuesday, 1 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I think that getting into heaven should be a reward-based system based on how many varieties of cider you expose yourself to, and if you leave out too many varieties of cider in your lifetime, then you don't get enough points and don't get into heaven. That's just me.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 1 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

so i just read the village voice review patrick had mentioned and, yeah, it's amusing. but is it an album review or the author's personal review of beyonce knowles?

thankfully, perhaps, i read very little about beyonce and, yes, she's always struck me as a diana ross in waiting. but here's what i find interesting: she's young, she's rich, she's attractive, and she wrote and produced the album...and yet she's also, i think it's fair to say, categorized as a bitch, as a spoiled brat by the writer, and by others doubtlessly. so why isn't she just "talented"? or "aggressive"? or "tough"? why isn't she celebrated for being a young african-american woman in charge of her career, as li'l kim was in the village voice (and possibly by the same writer)? i don't really have an answer to that but i do think it's something to think about.

fred solinger, Tuesday, 1 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Of course when female artists get criticized, they deserve to be "nailed to the wall".

Diva behavior is a crime, while rock-star decadence and acting out is applauded. Lil Kim's schtick (sorry Omar!) usually falls more into the latter category, hence the critical fawning.

Nicole, Tuesday, 1 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Nicole, rock star decadence is annoying as Diva behavior. But, we need to start SOMEwhere, so it is convenient to use the ol' slut/stud moral code for now. We'll change it later.

, Tuesday, 1 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I think it's pretty safe to say that we will not be changing anything.

Nicole, Tuesday, 1 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Oh, trust me on that one, I have just as little patience and respect for male rock-star decadence and shitty behavior as I do with the diva kind. I stopped reading "Please Kill Me" after a few chapters 'cause the non-stop selfish asshole behavior described in there was making me hate performers whose music I love.

Patrick, Tuesday, 1 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Patrick, I referring to the Village Voice writer in that post. Please Kill Me certainly is irritating, I was glad to see Simon Reynolds gave it a good kicking in his article today.

Nicole, Tuesday, 1 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

As president of the Beyonce fan club, I have to say that she's not *all that*, but her hair is, and her clothes are. So I guess Tina Knowles is all that. It's kinda like how Aaliyah is hardly even good looking, let alone all that, but her sophisticate look knocks me out. Beyonce's staggeringly hypocritical dogging on Nasty Girls (it comes after "Bootylicious"!) finally gives Mandy/Jessica/early Britney good Christian girl posturing a point, aesthetically. Sit down and get dressed, ho, ya ain't no diva, she might as well be saying. Hell yeah, even if it's not much song.

Of course, I love nothing so much as rock decadence.

Otis Wheeler, Tuesday, 1 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Otis, you are rock decadence.

Nicole, Tuesday, 1 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

they're so hot that their 'classic or dud' url is '4 sex'. obviously classic.

ethan, Wednesday, 2 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i'm with otis. on the decadence bit. i am 100% in favour of both rock-star decadence and diva bitchiness. (the bithcy part probably explains why i like morrissey and stephin merritt so much while not caring for most other indie-wienerness).

ob: i like it when dc singles come on the radio.

sundar subramanian, Wednesday, 2 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

four weeks pass...
I've been always a R&B luva u know. But there new cd "Survivor" is off the hook, ya'll need to cop dat s***. So haters beware.

Shanice Williams, Thursday, 31 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I have something to say that I just realized I skipped over last night. It totally randomly came into my head while watching M2's soundtrack marathon:

Aaliyah is way better looking than Beyonce. What the hell crack are people on to call her "barely good looking"? How did I let that one slip?

Ally, Monday, 4 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ally is on the money. Got 'Romeo Must Die' out on video on Saturday - good film I thought, and Aaliyah is indeed fit.

Tom, Monday, 4 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I think it's the "Otis Effect": he gets going on a cadence that sweeps you up and makes you nod your head and say, "YEAH! RAWK!" without noticing the one statement of complete and utter bollocks inserted into the middle.

Clearly, Otis should run President. :)

Dan Perry, Monday, 4 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

aaliyah is way hot. like r. kelly, i was digging on that underage exposed stomach thing she had going on, wow, seven years ago. unlike r. kelly, i realized that my love was wrong.

fred solinger, Monday, 4 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Can I take this opportunity to point out that 7 years ago you were also underaged?

Anyhow, she's easily WAY prettier than anyone in Destiny's Child, Beyonce included, who looks like someone else to me but I can't place it.

Ally, Monday, 4 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Nicole Sherzinger of Eden's Crush, perhaps? Or someone actually famous?

Dan Perry, Monday, 4 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Well, sort of I suppose, but I meant someone I'd seen before two minutes ago. I just don't know who.

Ally, Monday, 4 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

you may take the opportunity, yes. it's something that i didn't realize until after i posted. still, that doesn't make my love any less wrong.

fred solinger, Monday, 4 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I had something devestatingly funny to say, except I realized it just wasn't funny at all. So, pretend I said something hysterical here.

Back to the subject: "Bootylicious" has begun getting play on the airwaves. I love it. How do others feel?

Dan Perry, Monday, 4 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

At least you weren't walking round telling people Aaliyah was your girlfriend or something, Fred.

As for Bootylicious, it's a good song, I like it even if it's got completely naff lyrics and I'd rather listen to Play. It's definitely one of the better tracks off the album, which I find completely unimpressive (on par with their other albums then).

Ally, Monday, 4 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Why the de rigueur "shoulders-pinned-back-by-invisible-man" pose all these girls got (I am referring to the above link to some game show participant)? Have we gone from the "freshly laid" to the "being roughly fucked" look? At this rate the "handjob" look will be all the rage any minute now.

Re: Destiny's Child I was just listening to the "Azza Remix" of Jumpin Jumpin and it's off the hizzy! House tempo, diff. lyrics, Timba-like skitter-drum...

Tracer Hand, Monday, 4 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm clearly more the Vice President type, which would make Ramon head honcho, and then you would all live in a fascist state. But if you think Aaliyah is better looking than Beyonce, maybe you need a dictator to tell you what to think. Aaliyah is good looking for a woman, but she's not a woman, she's a pop star, and the least a pop star can do is be something other than just good looking. Pink is way hotter than Aaliyah.

Otis Wheeler, Monday, 4 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

That's exactly what I'm telling people from now on. "What do you call this look you've got on today?" "Well, boss, I call it the handjob look." That's so fantastic.

As for Pink, she is filthy disgusting. She looks like she has gingivitis or something making her mouth curl up perpetually. Aaliyah is smooth and sexy and exotic; Pink is a girl who works at Tower Records.

Ally, Monday, 4 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Holding a snake does not make you exotic. I hate girls with snakes, they claim that the snake won't move from their neck, which it doesn't, until you start making out and it curls around YOUR neck and starts licking you. Fuckers. Gingivitis is totally hot. I love the girls at Tower. At their best, they have Pink's car crash appeal, where you're not sure they're attractive, but you can't take your eyes off them. Whereas, as attractive as Aaliyah is, I have no trouble taking my eyes off her, unless her outfit's really exorbitantly expensive, and then it's still not her I'm looking at.

Otis Wheeler, Monday, 4 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

It is at this point I'd like to point out that you also can't take your eyes off the freaks in the shows at Coney Island, but I fear this is a useless point.

Never mind, as long as people keep saying Pink is hot and Aaliyah is unattractive, I know I have my shot still.

Ally, Monday, 4 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one year passes...
Hey, the writing's on the wall is crap. Suvivor (their most succesful album) is the best.

Dec, Monday, 30 September 2002 23:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

as people, they are offensive. i like their music okay.

di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 1 October 2002 03:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

six years pass...

But I'm in the freaking West End! I'm the first African-American woman to play his role in the West End!

"Don't Cry For Me Dear Beyonce..."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 July 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

can anybody hit me up w/ a decent mp3 of 2-step?

plax (ico), Monday, 24 May 2010 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ me talking about Nicole Scherzinger 9 years ago

Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Monday, 24 May 2010 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link

bump for peak traffic btw

plax (ico), Monday, 24 May 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

why wasn't "So Good" ever a single?

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

six years pass...

Really into "girl" atm

calstars, Friday, 23 June 2017 03:48 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

It's kinda shocking how poorly their hits have aged (to my ears)! I really liked them at the time, compared to other stuff that was on the radio, but now the Timbaland-influenced production that was in style at the time just sounds so tinny and frenetic, like five games of racquetball being played in the same court. It was hearing Jumpin' Jumpin' on the radio recently in particular that made me wrinkle my nose and have whatever the opposite feeling of nostalgia is

Dan I., Monday, 29 October 2018 13:19 (five years ago) link

I kinda see what you mean but I still find most of Survivor's hits pretty cool and so are "Say My Name", "Bills"...
The difference for me is mostly that in retrospect, I find their early stuff, and many Timbaland and other production of that time, less revolutionary/groundbreaking and more a natural evolution of New Jack and early/mid 90s RnB.

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 29 October 2018 13:41 (five years ago) link

i still like most of their hits *shrug*

i may like "jumpin' jumpin'" better than i did when it was last on the radio b/c it was so overplayed back then that it had kind of soured on me

dyl, Monday, 29 October 2018 14:11 (five years ago) link


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