Music to Piss Off Your Fuckhead Neighbours - Classic or CLASSIC.

i'm playing aphrodite (featuring wildflower) at the moment, drum and with dub bass...

racebannon is going on next. aphrodite made them shut their windows..

wll let you know how racebannon does ...

OH, they put it back on ... that's o.k. i've got the racebannon now..

genius. (x-post)

oh they started again. i put on racebannon now ... in the grips of light. they are fucking LOUD!

Prurient
Arab on Radar
the first Lightning Bolt album
Black Dice
Palatka

i would knock on their door but i would want to smash their smug faces in. they are typical wankers who think cause i'm a writer, i ain't no good to talk to but i know that *students* left the flat before 'cause the flat is in such decrepit shape. they are the ones who complain because the hedge wasnt cut, saddoes, and the fact they play coffee table techno confirm their wanker sadness (i.e. they play stuff like GREATEST TRIP HOP ALBUM IN THE WORLD, EVAH!, you know, restaurant music)....

they don't know, i used to live above a cokehead who used to blast TOM'S DINNER ALL NIGHT LONG. so, if the middle-class snots want war? bahhahahahaa - i fought music wars against a cokehead and won. i only don't like doing it cause it gets my girl nervous and upset. but when she is gone it is fair game.

those usually do the trick for me.. or noisy japanese shit

It's insane, they recently built this thing to hold their out-door stereosystem, this thing hold a computer and like 10 gigantic speakers. I think their planning on using it all summer long. And the worst part is, there's a mic attached, so they can karaoke to all of their shitty music at a billion zillion decibles.

One time, I blasted the loudest Sonic Youth song I could find, that had Kim just screaming LOOK MA, NO PANTY LINES over and over, and I felt pretty good. Oh, I also played really cheesy, early electronica from the 70s, like, pre-Kraftwerk.

If this continues, I'm going to call my friend Edwin over, have him set up his amps and instruments, and have his Misfits/Stooges punk band The Bloodsucking Freaks play as loud and obnoxiously as they can until my neighbors heads explode.

- Anything/everything by Missing Foundation
- Hysterie, the Lydia Lunch compilation
- Plague Mass by Diamanda Galas
- No New York
- Lasterday, I was Been Bad by the Happy Flowers
- Freaks, Faggots, Drunks & Junkies by GG Allin
- At War with Satan by Venom

"KEROSENE AROUND...set me on FI-YAH!!!!11"

I prefer to achieve both goals by slapping one of the discs I cited above on the stereo, and putting it on perpetual re-play (for the neighbors' torment) and then going out to get drunk.

(I know you're pissed about your music but still..)

has communication been tried before escalation?

1) Fuck U Sign - Elephant Man

when i was staying at a friends place in vancouver her upstairs neighbour would mercylessly crank polka all the time. loud – really loud. i thought it was hilarious, but she hated it and would counter with noise albums. but nothing worked – i never minded tho, it's one thing to be woken up by you neighbours awful music, it's another to wake-up laughing your ass off to your neighbours polka.

So, doom-e, crank out some Puerto Rican shit and you'll do just fine.

http://franklarosa.com/vinyl/Exhibit.jsp?AlbumID=77

WE WANNA HAVE FUN AND WE WANNA GET WASTED!!!11!1

[...15 hours pass....]

WEEE WANT FUN NOW WE WANT FUN NOW
DON'T EVER LAY DOWN ON IT

make that Morrissey's 10 minute cover of "Moon River," and we've got a winner!

Well, Matthew, I have - but see, they don't answer the door because they know it's a neighbour.

Playing electronic concept orchestra works as well..

...and it's the weapon I may have to use m'self one day, for the recently-moved-in shitheads next door are occasionally too fond of blasting their Korn and Linkin Park regardless of the hour.

Well, then. That's understandable!

But what about your *other* neighbors? Why punish them for the crimes of this jackass?

Ethics and fun aren't mutually exclusive!

I haven't managed to get through to the end of this track yet.

The only policy which works is to try and talk to them, and establish guidelines of hours during which neither of you will play loud music. Make sure you notify them in writing, and keep a copy. If they violate this agreement, call the police.

Darned right!

Irritating neighbour with weedy little domestic stereo playing Nevermind on repeat at 7:00AM every Sunday morning for 3 or 4 weeks in a row, despite me asking him not to extremely nicely (well, I was nice the first time!) vs. me eventually retaliating with 500W PA system = neighbour very rapidly getting the point and never doing it again!

But hey, whatever, I understand it's much more FUN to talk about blasting yer neighbours with Metal Machine Music.

• Igor/Talking About God (Oops, There Goes The Gain Mix)!!!
• Clinic/CQ!!!!!
• Jesus & Mary Chain/Never Understand!!!!!!
• DJ Skull/Abudction Exp.!!!!
• Bratwurst Orange/Punk Rock Song America!!!!
• Aphex Twin/Ventolin!!!!! (or any of the really long repetitivetracks off SAW2)
• Offwright Radiator/Sent Fishing By Your Neighbour!!!!
• Anything by Elva Miller!!!
• Social Overdose/I Gave My Cow AIDS!!!!!
• Avril Lavinge!!!!!