Classics Or Duds: Robbie Williams

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The Last Great English Pop Star, or a festering boil on music's sweaty arse? I've made my views clear on NYLPM, now over to you lot.

Tom, Friday, 8 September 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I liked the tux. When I saw the video there was no audio and when I heard the song there was no video around. Together might be a problem, but individually both worked. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 September 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I like a couple of his songs well enough, but what bothers me about him is that there seems to be this consensus that he's the Pop Star it's okay to like, just because he entertains with an ironic wink. Where rock stars get lauded for "meaning it", he's getting kudos for not meaning it: he thinks pop music is as big a joke as you do, indie kids! That whole persona gets very tired after a while.

Nicole, Saturday, 9 September 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I don't know about the *Last* GEPS. To me he's an old-fashioned "light entertainer". A modern version of Tom Jones (his music and his good-natured, "red-blooded" image)...or even Cliff Richard (obviously doesn't relate to Richard's prissy persona, but to the MOR core of his music - had "Rock DJ" been written in 1978, Cliff Richard would have been the man to sing it).

David, Sunday, 10 September 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Williams seems to focus a lot of what has happened in pop and culture in the last 5-10 years (hard to be precise). So he has a kind of emblematic significance that goes beyond the local question of the quality of his records.

Already I'm unsure of my argument. I think that the above stands up OK, but then again, so much in your overall response to Williams will depend on your very particular response to his records. Then again, one's response to the 'music' might be just as conditioned by one's response to the overall 'phenomenon'. A two-way street, maybe, a dialectic of crosstown visceral traffic.

When I say that Williams focuses broader things, I mainly mean it negatively. I think he focuses - or, what would the right word be? Simply 'exemplifies'? - things like - well,

a kind of cultural melting or implosion, where categories have appeared to have dissolved. A world where he could be in a boy band that seemed naff, then started getting plaudits as actually rather good (Elton blah blah George), and meanwhile was 'OK to like' as camp, kitsch or what you will. From about 1994 on (though I'm afraid I'm very imprecise about Take That dates, save that I know that 'Never Forget' was no 1 in the first half of August 1995), then, he was *already* in that twilight zone where 'bad' is called good, where values shade, where there are things it's 'OK to like'. The solo career seemed a strange business for a while: he seemed not quite set to succeed - and I think a lot of the sympathy that he's ridden on since somehow came from that fear that he was about to drop like a stone.

But it all worked out for him, with the odd song that you might raise your eyebrow at and say 'Well, it's not so bad, really' (I appreciate that others may have always been made of sterner stuff than this: and I salute them), then the odd song that was wildly overrated. 'Angels' started coming in ahead of Elvis P, let alone Elvis C, in every poll you saw, and things were clearly silly. So the most obvious point about Williams is: he was sort of tolerable when he was 'down', or the underdog; but he rather rapidly became the overdog, and to my mind intolerable.

That 'cultural melting' - what I had in mind was something like the old divide between mainstream and independent, which was already looking different at the time of 'Suede', 'Parklife', certainly 'Morning Glory'. A nether world formed, it seemed to me, save that it was a mega-world, a large sphere of cultural activity, of which we might take TFI Friday as the exemplar. Which may, again, be to say that Robbie Williams is the exemplar.

I don't know, there are nuances here. Suede - Blur - Pulp - Oasis - Radiohead (oops!) - Chris Evans - Robbie Williams - Danny Boyle - Chris Tarrant - Alastair Campbell - Zoe Ball - David Beckham - these things are all different, maybe significantly so. The point I'm trying to reach for is, how does the UK 90s look if you take them as exemplary? Good, bad, indifferent, or mixed? I think that our response to that larger question must be linked to our response to Williams specifically.

the pinefox, Thursday, 14 September 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

two months pass...
I feel that Robbie williams may have some telent (IF ONLY HE'D KEEP HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS MOUTH SHUT).

Maybe he and madonna could become a strip act (you know to old fags out for the night)

adelle smith, Sunday, 3 December 2000 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

"a dialectic of crosstown visceral traffic." Fuck off!!!

Phil, Sunday, 10 December 2000 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Rather than the Last Great English Pop Star, I've begun to think that Robbie Williams is the newest, biggest snakry-asshole-mutherfucker-pop-joke in music today, having wrested the title from Jon Spencer (whom I personally enjoy).

Jimmy Mod, Monday, 18 December 2000 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I think this branch of discussion warrants an extra category called "Wanker".

cyclotron, Monday, 18 December 2000 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Robbie is the logical conclusion of the directionless, coked up, nihilistic "culture" industry that allowed broadsheet journalists to report straight faced on the fact that Noel said Oasis were gonna be bigger than Jesus. Were they being ironic? no, they were just exhausted. He is a direct product of the fact that people think it's all over, and that they're so sick and tired they don't care anymore. He is possible because people look back on the 70s and 80s, laugh ironically and without realising these things were not originally designed to have a sheen of distance, try to create the same thing now. kitsch nostalgia doesn't work when it's manufactured in the present day for the present day.. i.e. it becomes robbie williams. Ladies and gentlemen there is a twat on stage, he's winking at you knowingly, you know his name. He is high on Cocaine. He assumes you desperately want to have sex with him. Now tear the fucker limb from limb.

Hymie Schloima, Wednesday, 3 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

You wanna watch out for that Williams fellow. His Aunt has a wardrobe like 3 miles of bread wrapped in polythene.

Barrington Wall, Wednesday, 3 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

seven months pass...
ROBBIE IS PURE SHIT!

ivan mandic, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

ROBBIE IS MY POLYSEX DIONYSIOUS

anthony, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

We all agreed this weekend that Robbie was the best person ever.

Ally, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I think it is realavent that he has nto made any clear denials about the male roommate who surrounds him at all times.

anthony, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I think it is relavent that he has nto made any clear denials about the male roommate who surrounds him at all times.

anthony, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Why should orientation be relevant?

Ally, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

four years pass...
revive!

new single here - http://www.whatsyourfuture.com/

just heard it for the first time, and seen the super-bizarre video. he's, er, kinda gone rocksteady. i don't understand it really.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 18 September 2005 06:31 (eighteen years ago) link

The new stuff is really good!

Pvt. Dave Goes To Far (scarlet), Sunday, 18 September 2005 08:39 (eighteen years ago) link

i think it might be. i must say, he's very good at surprising people, regardless of the actual quality of the music.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 18 September 2005 09:53 (eighteen years ago) link

ARGH! NO! STOP!!!

Jon Benet Taxidermy (piratestyle), Sunday, 18 September 2005 12:00 (eighteen years ago) link

he's very good at surprising people, regardless of the actual quality of the music.

This is the best summary I've ever read of Robbie's schtick. And I have a feeling the new song's gonna grow on me like "Rock DJ" did.

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Sunday, 18 September 2005 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...
I have listened to "Angel" all morning. And it is fantastic.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 15:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Though this is a worry:

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2002/01/31/willliams_.jpg

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Dud with Take That
Classic from "Old Before I Die" through his first three solo albums
Then, dud with the occasional rare classic moment

Geir Hongro, Tuesday, 14 February 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Sequins chafe something fierce.

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...
This is a man who was caught wearing eye makeuop for a tv show, in order to make it 'look' like he was on drugs. nuff said. at leat I suppose he's getting the attention he so obviously craves. sad stage school dancing wannabe.

Purple Eric, Friday, 5 May 2006 10:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Geir- from yr melodo-centric view point, why was Williams dud in Take That-- they wrote some pretty catchy, harmlessly melodic cheesy pop songs (or Gary Barlow did anyway)...?

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Friday, 5 May 2006 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I want melodic songs to be somewhat musically complex, not just standard pop songs. Plus Gary Barlow wrote only part of their material, a lot of it was just the same old crap thrown out by professional songwriters caring more about the musical taste of 12 year-old girls than their own or the band's.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 5 May 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

I want melodic songs to be somewhat musically complex, not just standard pop songs. Plus Gary Barlow wrote only part of their material, a lot of it was just the same old crap thrown out by professional songwriters caring more about the musical taste of 12 year-old girls than their own or the band's.
― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 5 May 2006 21:00 (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Whoa: Shtop!

The non-original Take Thatty songs were cover versions of either well established hits ("How deep is your love"), or obscure "Relight my fire", but nothing "bought in"...

Mark G, Friday, 24 October 2008 10:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Little and Large dreams, does that mean he can't listen to Oasis' first single anymore?

Mark G, Friday, 24 October 2008 10:04 (fifteen years ago) link

what golden age of ILM?

Eric in the East Neuk of Anglia (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 24 October 2008 10:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Take Thatty? Have they taken up golf?

Eric in the East Neuk of Anglia (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 24 October 2008 10:26 (fifteen years ago) link

ho hum

Dave from Norwich, Friday, 24 October 2008 13:56 (fifteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

Almost a clever title:

The amazing ROBBIE WILLIAMS, who has sold a staggering 55 million albums worldwide has announced that he will release his brand new album Reality Killed The Video Star globally on November 9th followed by a digital release in the U.S. on November 10th on EMI’s Virgin Records.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 14:21 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

That's the thing with Robbie, it always almost. I do like the Bodies single but by god you have to turn of your brain.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

I like Morrissey's take on the Robster: "Robbie Williams is fantastic, except the voice and the songs."

AJD, Friday, 16 October 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link

That's a lot left though.

Mark G, Friday, 16 October 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link

i seem to remember enjoying his episode of cribs, seemed like a funny guy. him and his friends would get together and watch The Sound Of Music once a month or something

guammls (QE II), Sunday, 18 October 2009 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

My brain has collapsed.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 November 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Wasn't "Millennium" w the Nancy Sinatra sample kinda okay?

Naive Teen Idol, Friday, 6 November 2009 23:07 (fourteen years ago) link

He's always had great videos! Come Undone was a totally amazing extended freakout.

Robbie is probably my favourite active male popstar? I think he has made lots and lots of great records!

Gravel Puzzleworth, Friday, 6 November 2009 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link

The Pinefox, upthread, is incredible - one of my favourites of his posts.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 8 November 2009 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjuFdJ-osJY

piscesx, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 11:06 (thirteen years ago) link

four years pass...

RIP

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link

guilty lol

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link

That's initially what I thought I read yesterday. My brain couldn't quite process the real words on the screen.

The Ape In The Outhouse (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 17:34 (nine years ago) link

hard one to process, much less believe. goodnite sweat prince

am0n, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 17:25 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

That 'You Know Me' video is still my favorite. Also one of my favorite songs of his.

Have been on a bit of a Robbie kick lately - rediscovered Rudebox which was weird and not as unfun as I expected

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 September 2014 04:53 (nine years ago) link

Didn't follow Robbie's albums since Escapology, but I can listen to I've Been Expecting You any day, very good album imo.

Here's my top10

1. She's the One
2. Millenium
3. My Culture (1 Giant Leap)
4. Angels
5. No Regrets
6. Rock DJ
7. Eternity
8. Feel
9. Come Undone
10. Strong

niels, Thursday, 4 September 2014 08:02 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ccw1djJ_Js

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 4 September 2014 10:55 (nine years ago) link

I remember when Radiohead were better than RW then they weren't then it all got kinda murky

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 September 2014 11:24 (nine years ago) link

six years pass...

For anyone sitting on the fence, definitely dud.

Robbie Williams believes in the pizzagate conspiracy theory pic.twitter.com/RZ01LfXA4L

— Mic Wright 🏳️‍🌈🌋🏴‍☠️ (@brokenbottleboy) November 1, 2020

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 1 November 2020 10:37 (three years ago) link

welp

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 November 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link

Aw man

his episode of mtv cribs was cool, he would have his friends over for wizard of oz watch parties

brimstead, Sunday, 1 November 2020 17:41 (three years ago) link

i seem to remember enjoying his episode of cribs, seemed like a funny guy. him and his friends would get together and watch The Sound Of Music once a month or something


or sound of music i guess

brimstead, Sunday, 1 November 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link

read that as "for anybody sitting on his face, dud" the first time

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 November 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link

can't believe Robbie Williams has had enough time on his hands, sat at home, with nothing to do, and nobody calling him, to get sucked into the world of wacky internet fascist conspiracies

big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 November 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link

He's been a UFO chaser for years; would guess it's that energy that's being displaced into Q shit in lockdown.

edited for dog profanity (sic), Sunday, 1 November 2020 20:11 (three years ago) link

He was on Adam Buxton's podcast recently and came across as a pretty decent bloke really - desperate to be liked, but also self-aware and self-deprecating enough to know he's into all sorts of batshittery.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Sunday, 1 November 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link

Fully accepting that Adam Buxton + Robbie Williams will sound to many sane people like forcing actual broken glass into one's ear canals but there it is.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Sunday, 1 November 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link


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