Could the new Liz Phair be any worse

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i would only kill to go to celine's vegas show if it was with ramzi

― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, July 8, 2010 3:38 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

So would I!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uSTXn4H5jY (Stevie D), Thursday, July 8, 2010 3:42 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

we would have such a time!! :D

janice (surm), Thursday, 8 July 2010 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link

lol stevie that's what you get when you italicize your sn

janice (surm), Thursday, 8 July 2010 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link

There should seriously be a Celine/Vegas ilx meet up.

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 8 July 2010 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link

As soon as the concert's over we should go here.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 July 2010 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Have to wait until March but...

http://www.celinedion.com/celinedion/english/whatsgoinon_vegas.html

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 July 2010 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link

You sick bastard, Alfred. You mean here.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 July 2010 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I'll only go if Dan sings "Where Does My Heart Beat Now" in the atrium.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 July 2010 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Near, far, etc.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 July 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Victor Davis Hanson would start crying when "My Heart Will Go On" starts up.

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 8 July 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

...see, I can hear him sing that. Sadly.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 July 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Celine is actually covering Skee-Lo.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, July 7, 2010 3:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

I believed you & was really stoked for it

les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 8 July 2010 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link

You didn't go with her? You bastard!

It was a last-minute ticket given to her by a friend

tbh I respect Celine but I don't know if I could make it through one of her shows (although I've already been told that we will be going to Vegas to see her show)

emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 July 2010 03:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I would go if I was promised 600 gin and tonics in the lobby.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 July 2010 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I believed you & was really stoked for it

I am sorry to have misled. (I want it to be real, so bad.)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 July 2010 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I would go if I was promised 600 gin and tonics in the lobby.

Who are you, me?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 July 2010 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

do u guys think that liz phair saw this thread and decided to answer the question?

altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Fuck and run.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 July 2010 03:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyway:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHkj804LCl0

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 July 2010 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link

This is too good to be on the same thread as Bollywood.

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 8 July 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I like to think of it as counteracting that nonsense.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 July 2010 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm the dude right in front of him

altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 03:28 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

janice (surm), Thursday, 8 July 2010 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link

michael stipe is hypnotic

good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 05:48 (thirteen years ago) link

plus, any other strong candidates for worst song of 2010? cuz that crabcore just ain't doing it for me no more.

good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 05:49 (thirteen years ago) link

jesus, Bollywood is repulsively bad. it's like she heard this cool new thing that's popular nowadays called Hippity Hoppity and thought, "hey, i could totally do that." it's like a pathetic imitation of MIA. as soon as i started listening to it i just wanted it to get away from my ears.

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 8 July 2010 06:10 (thirteen years ago) link

There's something really late-'90s about 'Bollywood', it's like Phair wanted to make a song mixing a load of contemporary genres together and turned to Beck's Midnite Vultures for inspiration.

Gavin in Leeds, Thursday, 8 July 2010 06:43 (thirteen years ago) link

She's drinking a Soy latte, She gets a double shot-ay, it goes all through her body

da croupier, Thursday, 8 July 2010 06:48 (thirteen years ago) link

There's something really late-'90s about 'Bollywood', it's like Phair wanted to make a song mixing a load of contemporary genres together and turned to Beck's Midnite Vultures for inspiration.

― Gavin in Leeds, Wednesday, July 7, 2010 11:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

you foul the name of midnight vultures everywhere (no pun intended)

good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 07:08 (thirteen years ago) link

this sounds like one of those G-rated parody raps they do on homestar runner.

it sucks and you all love something that sucks (reddening), Thursday, 8 July 2010 07:29 (thirteen years ago) link

only bad and not funny.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 8 July 2010 08:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Every time I get to the spooky-voice " ... pulled out the CONNNNNTRACT ..." bit, all I can think of is one of the skit bits from "Dre Day."

http://imgur.com/wpTKi.png

And, honestly, "Bollywood" is way more fun to listen to than anything off of her last album; if all of Funstyle is just as bad as this, I can't wait to hear it. Still think that this song is just really effective trolling though.

CompuPost, Thursday, 8 July 2010 11:42 (thirteen years ago) link

this is... I mean...

waht

MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Monday, 12 July 2010 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

janice (surm), Monday, 12 July 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Ah, at last!

Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 July 2010 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I was not really expecting it to be flat-out hilarious

MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Monday, 12 July 2010 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link

You were never supposed to hear these songs. These songs lost me my management, my record deal and a lot of nights of sleep.
Yes, I rapped one of them. Im as surprised as you are. But here is the thing you need to know about these songs and the ones coming next: These are all me. Love them, or hate them, but dont mistake them for anything other than an entirely personal, un-tethered-from-the-machine, free for all view of the world, refracted through my own crazy lens.

This is my journey. Ill keep sending you postcards.

-Liz

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 12:17 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7_-BAtm3Ys

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 12:22 (thirteen years ago) link

uh that's a lot worse than bollywood imo

sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 12:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I like this song actually.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 12:29 (thirteen years ago) link

the lol part is intentionally funny, so that makes it better than bollywood. This, on the other hand....

http://www.youtube.com/user/madeyes4u#p/u/5/megGQuCHfxI

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 12:30 (thirteen years ago) link

sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=megGQuCHfxI

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 12:30 (thirteen years ago) link

This is my journey. Ill keep sending you postcards.

Returned for insufficient postage.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 12:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I guess she doesn't use Facebook or email.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 12:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Sex In the City 3: Bollywood

exit through the (Tape Store), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 13:04 (thirteen years ago) link

These songs lost me my management, my record deal

Anyone surprised?

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 13:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Hey, it's the Moon Unit Zappa comeback album.

bendy, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 14:01 (thirteen years ago) link

worst journey ever

1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link


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