i think you almost have to disqualify 'i'm real.' the chemistry isn't as good as on the ashanti duets but it's just so untouchable. 1. the way she says 'cauuuss i'''mmmm real' and he croons under her 'the way you walk the way you move the way you' 2. he's really just singing on it he's not all rough and talking about stuff. he's singing a duet.
there's another j.lo-ja duet but he raps a lot. 'ain't it funny.' she sings kind of okay but it's.
the ashanti ones:
mesmerize -> they're just at the fair it's got all the irv gotti keyboard fake flutes psychedelic sprinkly noises and all kinds of sparkle spraying around underneath it like a long lawn. it's a pop music song but he talks about let me see how it goes exactly how he's got a fetish for fucking her with her skirt on on the backstreet in the backseat of the yukon and he says stuff about his dick game
"This Song is da bomb man Ja Rule n Ashanti r the best together 2 bad these lyrics r a bit fuked up! Keep it up Murder Inc." - *+SiK ByAtCh+* "I love this song! This song is the best song I have ever heard. It just makes me want to grap a guy and kiss him!!!!!" - Anonymous
"Eminem is better even if they are 2 singers already" - eminem375
"i think this sond is really good. and i like the tune to it." - kandy542
always on time -> the one where he eats cereal in the video and rides around in a boat. he sounds all angry, still. he's a little bit calmer but still rapping. the best part is the start: don - don (the two little music notes)dondon --------always there when you call always on time gave you my baby be mine = they are in love. but for some reason all he cares about is cars and she might be angry about that but she doesn't seem angry at all. neither of them really care about each other. he just cares about cars and how good his penis is and talking about yanking her braids and smacking her ass and fucking her but she's like in an entirely different place she's not even there but neither of them seem to care it's like he's remembering it or something and how good she is---------> see he's talking about how they're having problems but then he's talking about giving girls ecstasy and them home hot and bothered. ----> it's got the nice lite + fake instruments fake flutes --------> and the bit where he sings is so good and the only good part. see i thought i was going to say this one was my favorite but i can't.
ashanti is kind of like a wonderful girl on both she just can sing good and she she has a wonderful voice but she never really interacts with him they're seperate in mesmerize let me put that on again they interact on mesmerise and it wins that contest but
i like ja best when he's just straight singing or when he's full-on shouting or just talking like at the start of happy i like his back in the day full-on shouting where he just sounded like he was a bonfire but he had melody he used to write to mary j. blige songs that's why he has such a melodic style
that's why the mary j. blige + ja rule thing is so good = he just sings but he raps a bit too he's kind of like on 'i'm real' but -> it's actually i might pick it over 'i'm real' i can imagine him in a video for it with his shirt off pounding his chest and being in the rain out in a field somewhere and shouting all the stuff about how he can't stand it and how he's drowning and the sun will come out and shine again and asking her to give him hope and the skies being greyha he just said let me rewind it back-> 'cause i'm a teardrop away from crying and a few shots away from dying' ----------> it's a singing duet in the 'i'm real' style but he really cares i wish he would just
sing all the time.
+ all the rest
'down 4 u' ----------- another ashanti + ja --- ashanti oh fuck this is amazing fuck the mp3 sounds like the beat is all blown out kind of like in wanksta but +++++ it's like i don't know if it's the mp3 or if it's supposed to be like that but htat's not hte important part the guy at the start introduces it says all of their names and ashanti is just idling in sing in the background and then her voice just slides out and makes me want to cry and my collarbones are like made of sparking tinfoil when she says she wants to be down for him and ja answers back over her sliding voice she's saying iiiiiiii wann-a be your chiCK i wanna be down for you she sounds smooth like a glass harmonica like that guy said about aaliyah and he's like DO YA TRUST ME??? LOVE ME???? and she's like i ride for you i'd die for you and he raps but i don't give a care about oh someone else is rapping now but a girl but i don't give a care after that last thirty seconds
i feel comfortable askign questions like this now and using ilm abbreviations and stuff like that. no one might respond but it's still worth asking because it's something i'm interested in and i want people to talk about. I HOPE YOU WILL ALL ENJOY IT!!!!!!!!!!!
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I was talking to someone about it and I said something about how I've never really liked LL Cool J and she agreed with me. But then I said something about how I thought J Lo was singing all weird. And she told me she liked the singing and I said, 'I don't mean weird in a bad way. I just mean she sounds different.' And she does. I've never heard that before.
There's only one pop music radio station in this whole city and. There's one that. There are two, I guess. But one is just lite pop favourites. Lite 92 FM. They would be playing Peter Gabriel right now. And the other one is the chart station. They say they will play the hot music. Today's hottest hits. But they have a no black people policy. They don't even play the Ashanti singles or R. Kelly or anything with rapping. There's a lot of guitars, still. So, the last J Lo single they would play is 'Love Don't Cost a Thing.' I heard the non-rap version of 'Jenny From the Block' once.
I heard 'All I Have' once and it made me like it. I was excited to hear it. I talked along to the LL parts and she sings all creaky and weird and he has a family. He wants her to come back but she doesn't want to. She finds him with some girls at a restaurant and throws the keys into the fire and walks around with her friends. I don't really have anything to say about it.
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Artist: MC Paul Barman Album: It's Very Stimulating Title: MTV Get off the Air pt.2 A little goonin a locker roomrat-tails the octaroonHe'll be drinking vodka soonand his big brothers are frat guyswhose IQs lose to their fitted baseball hat sizeSmirkin' jocks with hackysacksin Birkenstocks and khaki slacksI'm the hypest lyricistwhile they're like, "What type of beer is this?"The liquid is ubiquitousand has such a holdon all the strata, it's just got to begovernment-controlledBehind the bottle and the thronesits an unknown man wiserand bigger for the liquor storethe number one franchiserPerhaps George Bush and his sonsare relatives of Anheiser
I wanted to get in a pooper hole one dayso I invited girls over on Super Bowl Sundayonly one showed up: Princess Superstar
[PS]Thanks for inviting me overlet me look around the bed post(bad dill folds?) back to back black dildosnice kit kudospass the cool ranch doritosI love nachosput on Fat Joenaw, that really sucks, let's put on the BeatlesYo, let's check the half time showI hope it's Michael Jackson singin Satisfaction with Hansonor Luther Vandross in a sparkling costumewith big pants dancinor maybe I saw that in a Bud Light commercialspeakin' of which, give this bitcha drink quick to wet my lipsyou got enough cheddar lyin' around this place tofixup my titsas if I need it...
[MCPB]Conchetta please!If you see any chedda' it's chedda cheeseI'm easily greatI don't need to be in some sort of (cankeesy?) stateto create something you can appreciate
[PS] Who are you talkin to?[MCPB] Makin you draw conclusionsand superficial distinctions make you go sacreu bleu
[PS]I can speak French toosuck my nuh-nuhfrench my cuntcomprande voux?Look Pepe Le Pieuxlet's cut to the (de nu-mon?)you wanna fuck me, I wanna fuck youso it's on.
[MCPB]Can I chime in?I'll still be rhymin'when I'm in your hymenI radiate like it was '88and I'm searching for my lady mateI'm a hunter-gatherera cunter-lathererMy dandy voice makes the most anti-choicegranny's panties moist
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plus I'm lookin' fly in my sky blue tailsNow peel off your tube top so I can feel your boobs flop on my lubed cocksocks up to your calf like a chick from the (craff?)I wanna put on a serated condom and saw you in half
[PS]My knees are weak, I need knee-padsyou fuck me blind, I can't see, dag!run me a hot bath add the epsom saltsoak my lower half in your Mortal Kombat cocktail saucelet me head southput it in my mouthcause I like the taste.
[MCPB]When I burst in your faceI'll invade your personal space
[PS]I'm like Chase, stick your card in and outThanks see, look how much stacks of cream are coming out
[MCPB]I removed her sanitary napkin with my teethand there was a planetary backspin underneathI faced her woundLet's do a pap smear with a taster spoonyou can sleep on the guest cotI'll sleep in the wet spot
(Singing) I'll be your boyfriendSmooch on your pooper holeall through the Super Bowlyour man doesn't even miss youglued to the boob tube, watchya gonna do dude?
I woke up stickyand quickly applied a temporary tattoo to a hickeywent to salt and shake her awakewith orange juice, a straw, and coffee cakeafter we had a bite,we pushed the canoe in the lake
[PS] You don't paddle right[MCPB] Look, a shooting star![PS] It's a fuckin satellite[MCPB] Lady, one more complaintand I'll shove a rape-whistle up the Mrs. Va-J-J(starts whistling)
[PS]What'd you say?!?!Listen Slim Shay-daytell Dre he better fuckin pay may (me)(starts laughing)
[MCPB]Your talents are bite-sizeit's no suprise you rhyme with white guysI jumped in the waterwhat did I want a girlfriend for?Just like you, you jizz on your floor.I don't want sweet potatoes anymoreI didn't even leave her an oardid a medium crawl stroke back to shore
Who's next to flirt with this exhausting extrovert?I parted some (palm frawns?)Guess who left me dry long johnsUncle Ralph McDanielsHe said "what's up Paul Nathaniel Barmanlet's get MTV off the air I deserve my own channel."
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