Do you like country musicians with strong opinions on the war? Ladies & Gentlemen, Mr. Charlie Daniels!

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Does the following rant make you want to dance like Travolta in Urban Cowboy, or cringe like Nick in the Laserdome episode of Freaks and Geeks?

An Open Letter To The Hollywood Bunch

Ok let’s just say for a moment you bunch of pampered, overpaid,
unrealistic children had your way and the U.S.A. didn’t go into Iraq.

Let’s say that you really get your way and we destroy all our nuclear
weapons and stick daisies in our gun barrels and sit around with some
white wine and cheese and pat ourselves on the back, so proud of what
we’ve done for world peace.

Let’s say that we cut the military budget to just enough to keep the
National Guard on hand to help out with floods and fires.

Let’s say that we close down our military bases all over the world and
bring the troops home, increase our foreign aid and drop all the trade
sanctions against everybody.

I suppose that in your fantasy world this would create a utopian world
where everybody would live in peace. After all, the great monster, the
United States of America, the cause of all the world’s trouble would
have disbanded it’s horrible military and certainly all the other
countries of the world would follow suit.

After all, they only arm themselves to defend their countries from the
mean old U.S.A.

Why you bunch of pitiful, hypocritical, idiotic, spoiled mugwumps.
get your head out of the sand and smell the Trade Towers burning.
Do you think that a trip to Iraq by Sean Penn did anything but encourage
a wanton murderer to think that the people of the U.S.A. didn’t have the
nerve or the guts to fight him?

Barbra Streisand’s fanatical and hateful rankings about George Bush
makes about as much sense as Michael Jackson hanging a baby over a
railing.

You people need to get out of Hollywood once in a while and get out into
the real world. You’d be surprised at the hostility you would find out
here.
Stop in at a truck stop and tell an overworked, long distance truck
driver that you don’t think Saddam Hussein is doing anything wrong.

Tell a farmer with a couple of sons in the military that you think the
United States has no right to defend itself.

Go down to Baxley, Georgia and hold an anti-war rally and see what the
folks down there think about you.

You people are some of the most disgusting examples of a waste of
protoplasm I’ve ever had the displeasure to hear about.

Sean Penn, you’re a traitor to the United States of America. You gave
aid and comfort to the enemy. How many American lives will your
little, ”fact finding trip“ to Iraq cost? You encouraged Saddam to
think that we didn’t have the stomach for war.

You people protect one of the most evil men on the face of this earth
and won’t lift a finger to save the life of an unborn baby. Freedom of
choice you say?

Well I’m going to exercise some freedom of choice of my own. If I see
any of your names on a marquee, I’m going to boycott the movie. I will
completely stop going to movies if I have to. In most cases it
certainly wouldn’t be much of a loss.

You scoff at our military who’s boots you’re not even worthy to shine.
They go to battle and risk their lives so ingrates like you can live in
luxury.
The day of reckoning is coming when you will be faced with the
undeniable truth that the war against Saddam Hussein is the war on
terrorism.

America is in imminent danger. You’re either for her or against her.
There is no middle ground.

I think we all know where you stand.

What do you think?

God Bless America

Charlie Daniels


EC, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

...um, the silly question at the top is mine, and the rest is penned by Mr. Daniels, in case that isn't crystal clear.

EC, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

...and if you like this rant, there's plenty more where that came from...

EC, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ha ha, he said "mugwumps", I wonder if he reads William Burroughs?

This rant (Note, Mr. Daniels: the word is "RANT" not "RANK", dumbass.) actually literally is making me nauseas; I hope one day I'll be able to look back on these sort of sentiments and laugh.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like how only southern states in American constitute the "real world".

original bgm, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 16:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

*America

original bgm, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 16:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Charlies fixin to stroke!

girl scout heroin (iamamonkey), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 18:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Forwhat it's worth, he got one thing right: "In most cases it
certainly wouldn’t be much of a loss [to see a Hollywood movie]."

Aaron M, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 19:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nickalicious: "nauseous".

Bless his redneck heart, Charlie Daniels is a terribly poor writer and a dupe, to boot. No wonder all of America sees him a washed-up has-been. Why would I care what someone in Godforsaken "Baxley, Georgia" thought about ANYTHING I did? I'm sure Sean Penn's laughing himself silly over his presumed influence on Saddam Hussein! "That's the first time in I don't know HOW long", Sean's chortling, "I've had any influence on ANYTHING!". Then he'll lift his finger and the life of an unborn baby will, no doubt, be saved. Charlie, for his part, unable to decide what movie to see next (he can't find one without a dove's name on the marquee), will roll over and go back to work trying to make Ted Nugent pregnant (they haven't got it down to a science, yet, but that won't stop them from trying). "OK, but make it quick", says Ted, "my wife will be back from the hunt soon".

matt riedl (veal), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sheryl Crow to this cringe-y assed thread.

maria b (maria b), Thursday, 20 March 2003 01:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

How come on "Devil Went Down to Georgia", Satan's solo is better than Johny's but Johny still wins???

dave q, Thursday, 20 March 2003 11:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Uneasy Rider did me a service, though--made me look up "mugwump." A Republican who bolted the party in 1884 because of refusal to support Blaine, a Radical Republican accused of accepting bribes from a railroad co.

Or, anyone who acts independently, esp. in politics.

A Natick word meaning "captain."

He's for all the American virtues, except the essential ones of acting independently according to your beliefs. Yep, it's the New South all right.

Jess Hill (jesshill), Thursday, 20 March 2003 15:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Matt/Nickalicious: "nauseated"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 March 2003 15:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

He has his softer side, CD. Kinda Whitmanesque:

But let’s not dwell on the negatives, let’s talk about the positives. Boys and girls are still falling in love, babies still giggle, old men still impart their wisdom, the rain still falls, the wind still blows and the Mississippi River still rolls on to the Atlantic Ocean (? to the Gulf of Mexico, Charlie?)

Birds still sing, fish still bite, puppies still cuddle and there’s absolutely nothing like a new full moon shining down on a field of new fallen snow. The seasons still change, brooks still babble and fluffy clouds still keep drifting across the sky on their journey to who knows where.

Horses still whinny, calves still frolic, green grass still peeps out every spring and that old sun just keeps on smiling down on us. Footballs still fly through the air every fall, skiers still come down the mountains in the winter, and what would spring and summer be without baseball.

Jess Hill (jesshill), Thursday, 20 March 2003 15:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

four years pass...

uneasy rider <3 <3 <3

and what, Monday, 17 March 2008 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link

this song vs randy newman - rednecks

and what, Monday, 17 March 2008 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link

this is the best shit ever

and what, Monday, 17 March 2008 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

its getting sunny again after tornado shit... bbq weather

and what, Monday, 17 March 2008 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

im gonna throw a party where i just play guitar pickin country & atlantic star type 80s jams

and what, Monday, 17 March 2008 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link

and ant banks

and what, Monday, 17 March 2008 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link

3th4n your vision is beautiful

Tracer Hand, Monday, 17 March 2008 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm imagining something midway between a softball beer bash and a roller disco

Tracer Hand, Monday, 17 March 2008 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

central line - walking into sunshine

and what, Monday, 17 March 2008 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

four years pass...

Didn't quite expect this.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 February 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

What, that an old fart like Charlie Daniels tweets?

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Thursday, 28 February 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

Ba dum bum. More like his comment!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 February 2013 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

I know a guy who works for him and he apparently likes to just openly watch porn on his tourbus. Okay, gotta go.

Everything You Like Sucks, Thursday, 28 February 2013 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

this is one of the all time best covers:

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( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Thursday, 28 February 2013 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

I know a guy who works for him and he apparently likes to just openly watch porn on his tourbus. Okay, gotta go.

― Everything You Like Sucks, Thursday, 28 February 2013 22:48 (42 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ I like the cut of this guy's jib

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 February 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

oh come on

well, it's saddle tramp by the charlie daniels band

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Thursday, 28 February 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

http://i50.tinypic.com/2vild8l.jpg

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Thursday, 28 February 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

is charlie daniels not aware that the earth is already in space

Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 28 February 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

Stop in at a truck stop and tell an overworked, long distance truck driver that you don’t think Saddam Hussein is doing anything wrong.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 28 February 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

I'll do that very thing tonight.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 February 2013 23:03 (eleven years ago) link

because we should go to war based on what that truck driver thinks

Poliopolice, Thursday, 28 February 2013 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

I would imagine that the overworked, long distance trucker would have a much more myopic worldview.

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Thursday, 28 February 2013 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

charlie daniels responded to me on twitter once. i asked him if he had any memories of the dylan "new morning" sessions and he said "it was a great experience. it was also "sent from his ipad" which really disappointed me for some reason, that charlie daniels had an ipad.

in a chef-driven ambulance (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 28 February 2013 23:30 (eleven years ago) link

he drives his truck with it

Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 28 February 2013 23:31 (eleven years ago) link

Stop in at a truck stop and tell an overworked, long distance truck driver that you don’t think Saddam Hussein is doing anything wrong.

he's been quiet for the last few years tbf to the lad

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 February 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

He responded to me on twitter once. I accused something he said was a "true story" of being like a Biblical parable, and he said "Nope, it's totally a true story." Love that guy.

Everything You Like Sucks, Friday, 1 March 2013 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

this happened:

http://www.allmusic.com/album/off-the-grid-doin-it-dylan-mw0002618965

sounds kind of interesting actually

Οὖτις, Monday, 30 June 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link

yeah kinda interested in hearing that

balls, Monday, 30 June 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link

I scanned through it finding very little of reward. Sure, his affinity for the tracks shines through, and the musicianship is certainly up to snuff; it just don't do it for me.

BTW. Heretofore I was blissfully unaware (however exceedingly suspicious) of Mr. Daniels politics. Can anybody help me un-know these things?

bodacious ignoramus, Monday, 30 June 2014 21:48 (nine years ago) link

six years pass...

Charlie Daniels died this morning after suffering a stroke.

https://www.tennessean.com/story/entertainment/music/2020/07/06/charlie-daniels-country-music-dies/5384087002/

He was 83.

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Monday, 6 July 2020 17:20 (three years ago) link

Charlies fixin to stroke!
― girl scout heroin (iamamonkey), Wednesday, March 19, 2003 12:41 PM (seventeen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Took awhile, that.

In addition to working well with both Dylan and Leonard Cohen, he did a fine job producing Elephant Mountain by the Youngbloods. His appearance on King of The Hill was also fantastic.

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"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 6 July 2020 17:27 (three years ago) link

rip

there's some things in this world you just can't explain

gnarled and turbid sinuses (Jon not Jon), Monday, 6 July 2020 17:32 (three years ago) link

His debut album starts kinda mellow, even maybe an imitation or influence of that xpost Youngbloods album he'd produced---but then it speeds up, and he's got that characteristic---nervous energy, aside from the drive especially required of a support band journeyman to establish his own sonic persona---think it might be what eventually drove him to Star-Spangled Talk Radio Heaven, with Ted Nugent and Kid Rock, killing time and then some, tho CD and Toby Keith did continue to make good music to some extent, for a while--anyway, this the Charlie portion of "Sharp-Blessed Men," written for the Voice re an early 00s country tribute to ZZ Top, *and* a slew of recent Daniels releases:

Speaking of fiddles, and guitars for that matter, why isn't Charlie Daniels
on this thing? There's a very metal-fistic "Sharp Dressed Man" on his '98
Tailgate Party, and the Charlie Daniels Band certainly helped unroll the Interstate
of pop-rock-country crossover. The CDB hitched a surefooted, rollcalling
(own-namedropping) "The South's Gonna Do It Again" (do what? "It"? Mercy!) to the
otherwise often unwieldy new Southern Rock bandwagon. "South's" stitched a
"Symphony Sid" jitterbop riff through Allmanesque flow, showing even Les Brers
how to get real concisely gone for a change!
But Chazz doesn't just run up a musical flag or lay out a picnic blanket
(although that pre-ZZ beard's a sparkling white napkin, across his
crimson-cowboy-shirted belly). No, the good licks speak in many tongues, especially to each
other. His latest, Redneck Fiddlin' Man, is a bit off its feed, fave rave "My
Baby Plays Me Just Like a Fiddle" notwithstanding. Yet even Redneck's
thinned-out dancefloors do sometimes get prowled by cinch-gutted riffs (shades of his
ol' Volunteer Jam/talk-radio buddy Ted Nugent), and coiled/"laidback" ones too.
The latter bring to mind '75's supposedly glazed "Long Haired Country Boy,"
talkin' blues, cash, and other trash (he's still with us, on the well-named
Live Record: Now he'll "tell a joke," not "take a toke," but one's as dry as
t'other).
On The Ultimate Charlie Daniels Band comp, whole flotillas of crap, like
"Simple Man" and "What This World Needs Is a Few More Rednecks," get an answering
salvo from the angry world-populism of "American Farmer," the multikulti
mini-saga of "Talk to Me, Fiddle," a brief-lived fiddle-and-mandolincarnation of
the ever elusive (Persian-fairy-tale-named) "Layla," and the "multi-colored
junkyard" expanses of "Honky Tonk Avenue." Which leads to a "Funky Junky," for
more crass sand in your pearl, Merle.
Not bad but certainly nationwide, Charlie's got all this stuff he has to
carry around. Stuff he sees from the stage (as in "All the world's a . . . "),
while insatiably touring. Maybe that's what he really kneejerks (and sometimes
headbangs) against. Also on Ultimate is "Trudy," in which a sweet, green
gambling table detours into an avalanche of details. After which the narrator's
attention span is equally split between the distant Trudy and a certain missing
high roller. Our boy can't sort this out, but he done, son. So the music rocks on
through his cell block, and into the jigsaw skies.
Meanwhile, Rev. Dylan's old sideman/student Bro. Charlie just keeps
rebuilding some jigsaw soapbox, planing and playing over all its creaks and leaks.
Sometimes the spirit finds its own level, even so. Like on 1999's Road Dogs, where
rapneck-grabbing powerchord purgatory finally exhales "The Martyr." This
song brings the legend of Cassie Bernall, who supposedly said "Yes" when asked "Are you a Christian?" and
was then killed at Columbine---a story since refuted by survivors, which could have made for the most horrendous (or mere) musical
kitsch. Instead, he imagines her last moments, quietly reminding me of a "mushroom
cloud" we were shown in school (actually more like a rose, in that case). A
rose in this case slightly dampened by proximity to "Wild Wild Young Men," his
first whiny scolding ever.
But not his last. Tighter than Ultimate, early 2002's Live Record's
band-as-fiddle dynamics ultimately clunk into the (studio) rant "This Ain't No Rag,
It's a Flag" ("and we don't wear it on our heads." Actually, We do; check your
current audience, CD). Less snarlin' than gnarlin', "Rag" gets drowned out by
"The Last Fallen Hero" 's solitary drum on Redneck Fiddlin' Man (parade's end,
but no rest). "Amen," sez the fiddler, sawing a blues out of "The Star Spangled
Banner." And, on How Sweet the Sound's (2001) Elvis-brushed hymnbook, Charlie
tends to send us way up yonder in a minor key. And that's alright now, Mama.
It's the gospel truth.

dow, Monday, 6 July 2020 22:08 (three years ago) link

He actually spun that "Ain't No Rag" song into a whole book.

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"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 6 July 2020 22:25 (three years ago) link

Jeez. Much later---from Nashville Scene ballot comments on 2016 releases---this may have been his last release that wasn't a straight-up or theme-jiggered reissue or Christmas album etc:

Charlie Daniels, Night Hawk: the title character, that quiet fella over there, lost his wife and babies in a sagebrush fire, so best not mess with him, This here set is at home on the emotional and musical range, so we also get a cowgrass "Big Balls In Cowtown" and Western Swing "Stay All Night"---riding econo, and sounds like he might be playing all the instruments (no drums, that I've noticed yet, anyway---plus a couple of re-done co-writes, "Billy The Kid" and "Running With The Crowd", plainspoken, but more cautionary than preachy, as he keeps a sharp eye on the party (the latter song could be taken as something about runaway populism, as well as reg'lar Saturday nights getting carried away, turning into shoot-outs and necktie parties----I wonder; he's managed to stay out of any political news that I've seen this year, unlike his sometime talk radio colleague, Ted Nugent).
My favorite is "The Goodnight Loving Trail", a real place, main route of many a cattle drive, and name of course ready for implicit irony in this campfire waltz, at first tweaking the beard of the "old woman"---somebody who can't work the range no more, so he's the cook--but the narrator then admits "someday I'll be wearin' the apron too," cos what else can he do? No place else to go, as the desert wind dries him out, first preserves and then scatters his increasing flakiness---I'm paraphrasing, but not by much---also helps that CD's voice is as dry as the wind; no tears. (This is by Utah [Bruce] Phillips, AKA "U. Utah Figment", as referenced by the elusive UP's sometime duet partner, Rosalie Sorrels.)
Also "Ghost Riders In The Sky" and "The Old Chisholm Trail" give us more of the cinematic side, while a somewhut self-mocking serenade of a leetle cowboy fan makes for a slightly sly finale, mixing sentiment and sediment (he knows he's old and his themes are too, duh).

dow, Monday, 6 July 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link

benghazi ain't going away

budo jeru, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 02:04 (three years ago) link

I had never heard Devil Went Down To Georgia til I moved here, at home waiting for my work permit watching VH1 I Love The 70’s marathons (basically I was like Johnny 5 from Short Circuit ingesting pop culture)

Anyway they covered “Devil Went Down To Georgia” in one of the episodes & i went on youtube & watched all the different performances of it & Mr Veg got home from work like “Oh fuck now what” HAY HAVE YOU HEARD THIS SONG ISNT IT GREAT

Anyway i still love it. RIP

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 03:18 (three years ago) link

he was tweeting about benghazi until the day before he died. he truly did stick to his guns

josh az (2011nostalgia), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 05:23 (three years ago) link


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