― Tanya - Oh her again, Friday, 22 December 2000 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link
Can we do that? We should see... just for fun.
― J.M., Friday, 22 December 2000 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link
― P.I.G.S., Saturday, 23 December 2000 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link
― Sterling Clover, Thursday, 22 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link
i) Delete threads (done twice IIRC) ii) Delete individual messages (done very few times) iii) Delete messages from a particular IP address (not done) iv) Alter message content. (done twice to my own posts). v) Switch the forum so that only I can start threads (tempted).
Cheers, Tom
― Tom, Friday, 23 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link
― the pinefox, Thursday, 26 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Tom, Thursday, 26 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Tim, Thursday, 26 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Dan Perry, Thursday, 26 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― michael burble, Saturday, 13 August 2005 20:56 (eighteen years ago) link
Good question.
― Free Peace Sweet!, Saturday, 17 May 2008 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40773000/jpg/_40773453_footy.jpg http://www.thecobrasnake.com/guest%20checks/darkwave.gif
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 17 May 2008 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link
7 years? christ
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 17 May 2008 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link
i think we should ban everyone we disagree with, who has a different sense of humor than us, or who we dislike because their knowledge threatens us in some way. i really don't think the internet is about information dissemination or bridging cultural boundaries. it's about being constantly annoyed with *someone* at any given time, and complaining to some authority figure about how that person is totally ruining everything, and how we're big fucking crybabies about everything so we need to lock them out of the system, especially since we're too whiny and lazy to read past their posts.
― res, Sunday, 18 May 2008 05:14 (fifteen years ago) link
nah
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 18 May 2008 05:16 (fifteen years ago) link
BAN "res"
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 18 May 2008 07:08 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm shocked at this thread. I mean of all people to ban...DJ Martian?? That's inconceivable.
― Bimble, Sunday, 18 May 2008 07:22 (fifteen years ago) link
People can't deal with him cos he's too real.
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 18 May 2008 07:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, hahaha he's just too cool for school.
― Bimble, Sunday, 18 May 2008 07:48 (fifteen years ago) link
You joke, but this has happened. I believe there are even several names on the 'ilx milk carton' thread who were, shall we say, forcibly excused.
What DID become of DJ Martian, anyway? Is he under Giant's Stadium?
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Sunday, 18 May 2008 09:29 (fifteen years ago) link
currently very hung over i should imagine. i wonder if any of the americans know why this thread was revived?
― Frogman Henry, Sunday, 18 May 2008 09:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Frankly I think DJ Martian hasn't posted in awhile because um...the threads here have got dreadfully boring of late. *whistles*
I'm an American and I have no bloody idea why this thread was revived. I can't even believe there were posts here in 2000. I never knew this place went back further than 2001.
― Bimble, Sunday, 18 May 2008 09:35 (fifteen years ago) link
It got bumped because Fad Gadget just went to #1 in the UK with their cover of "Pleasant Valley Sunday".
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 18 May 2008 09:39 (fifteen years ago) link
bahahah
― Bimble, Sunday, 18 May 2008 09:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Damnit Fad Gadget sounds so good right now. I wish I could say I bought a whole CD of him. Never did.
― Bimble, Sunday, 18 May 2008 09:46 (fifteen years ago) link
This feels like the oldest thread I have ever seen.
― the pinefox, Sunday, 18 May 2008 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Feel free to ban me. I seem to be having problems walking away at the moment.
-- Dan Perry, Wednesday, April 25, 2001 7:00 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 18 May 2008 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link
You joke, but this has happened. I believe there are even several names on the 'ilx milk carton' thread who were, shall we say, forcibly excused
you don't think i've noticed this? i've seen the most interesting people on this board consistently expelled, and seen this board go from something that was unique, funny, and inclusive to a police state whose easily-offended user base is constantly calling for the authorities to sanitize and eradicate everything that does not meet their ridiculously nebulous standards of merit/humor/decorum.
now that i think about it, the changes in this board over the past few years seem to mirror the decline and fall of the United States under the Bush administration and an increasingly intolerant and ignorant populace. it's quite ironic, actually, given the obvious liberal bent of most of the people here. sure, you can get control, but at the cost of personal freedom, at the cost of having an interesting place to bond with people, and at the cost of having free-spirited and honest conversation-- all of which you are apparently willing to part with so you can ban someone who makes an off-color joke. Great thinking there!
Just look at this huge list of banning requests. You do have the power and right to run your own board, but I hope that you can be mature and thoughtful enough to think about the effects of your actions. Grow up and learn that the world is not going to re-adjust itself to your personal whims, and learn to embrace the variety of opinions, and ignore those that offend you.
Anyway, RIP ILX.
― res, Sunday, 18 May 2008 16:08 (fifteen years ago) link
good post!
― caek, Sunday, 18 May 2008 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Hi Nude Spock!
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 18 May 2008 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Well done DJ Martian. Well done Portsmouth Football Club. Well done Kanu. Well done that man with the bell thing
Today of all days lets put aside out difference and congratulate DJ Martian who right now is probably the happiest person here
― vaqueros, Sunday, 18 May 2008 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link
There is a reason why Nude Spock gets repeatedly banned and DJ Martian is loved by one and all.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 18 May 2008 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Bad Meds vs Good Meds
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 18 May 2008 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link
That last Res post needs an abstract and a Bibliography at the end, if I'M going to take it seriously.
― Z S, Sunday, 18 May 2008 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link
can't be arsed with that. the rationale should be apparent by now.
― res, Sunday, 18 May 2008 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Res-ipe for disaster
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 18 May 2008 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link
res-aspie
― gershy, Sunday, 18 May 2008 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't think ilx has gone downhill bcz people have been banned
I think it has gone downhill for other reasons
I think more people should be banned!!!!
― the pinefox, Sunday, 18 May 2008 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Let the great purge of spring '08 commence!
― dell, Sunday, 18 May 2008 22:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Dell! I was hoping you'd show up! I wanted to IM you about a half hour ago.
― Bimble, Sunday, 18 May 2008 22:58 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm an American and I have no bloody idea why this thread was revived.
you are lying, Americans don't say "bloody" unless they're hopelessly incurable anglophile types who're capable of reciting entire monty python sketches from memory and so on and...oh hey never mind
― J0hn D., Monday, 19 May 2008 03:45 (fifteen years ago) link
bimble and dell talk on aim?
― J0rdan S., Monday, 19 May 2008 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link
it's wuv
― electricsound, Monday, 19 May 2008 03:47 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm going to start prefacing all of my posts with "I'm an American and..."
― Z S, Monday, 19 May 2008 04:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Did the Pinefox really just use four exclamation marks in a row? I'm calling fake.
― Matt DC, Monday, 19 May 2008 08:47 (fifteen years ago) link
there must be joycean precedent for such
― Frogman Henry, Monday, 19 May 2008 08:54 (fifteen years ago) link
What's the drummer of the Smiths got to do with it?
― Mark G, Monday, 19 May 2008 09:04 (fifteen years ago) link
o shit you're right i forgot he's the only person ever called joyce
― Frogman Henry, Monday, 19 May 2008 09:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Has anyone ever met DJ Martian?
― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 19 May 2008 09:19 (fifteen years ago) link
He turned up at the very first London ILM fap, I think.
― Pashmina, Monday, 19 May 2008 09:21 (fifteen years ago) link
That is correct. I wasn't there but legend says someone hid a Best of Blur CD in his bag.
― Matt DC, Monday, 19 May 2008 09:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Hahahahaha
― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 19 May 2008 09:24 (fifteen years ago) link
i think r carmody was there as well? 'mazin
― blueski, Monday, 19 May 2008 11:52 (fifteen years ago) link
i still want to see photo of djmartian - does he have a facebook?
― blueski, Monday, 19 May 2008 12:01 (fifteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Portsmouth_Football_Club_Westwood
Has his own Wikipedia entry^
― MPx4A, Monday, 19 May 2008 12:19 (fifteen years ago) link
PLEASE TELL ME HIS REAL MIDDLE NAMES ARE ACTUALLY 'PORTSMOUTH FOOTBALL CLUB'.
― Matt DC, Monday, 19 May 2008 12:20 (fifteen years ago) link
To me, his middle name will always be "Cunt With The"
― MPx4A, Monday, 19 May 2008 12:24 (fifteen years ago) link
"Exaaactly"
― blueski, Monday, 19 May 2008 12:27 (fifteen years ago) link
BIG BELL RINGING TWUNT UP IN THE PLACE TONIGHT
TCWTB covers request list:
"Easy Lover" "Wearing My Rolex" "Respectable"
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 19 May 2008 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Lassana Diarra has a gentleman's agreement with Portsmouth that he can quit Fratton Park if one of European football's big clubs come knocking. (Daily Mail, 1112 BST)
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 19 May 2008 12:35 (fifteen years ago) link
His bouts of bell-ringing actually sync up perfectly with the rhythm tracks to certain Ulver albums - test this out for yourself next time MOTD's live coverage fails to block him out
― DJ Mencap, Monday, 19 May 2008 12:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Awww man the semantic argument that is due to kick off when Tottenham try and sign Diarra is going to be a treat.
― Matt DC, Monday, 19 May 2008 12:53 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/8aD5fCq.gif
― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 16 February 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
Feel free to ban me. I seem to be having problems walking away at the moment.― Dan Perry, Thursday, April 26, 2001 12:00 AM
― Dan Perry, Thursday, April 26, 2001 12:00 AM
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 16 February 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
the number of nights i've stared into the bathroom mirror and said his name 5 times
― drier than a Charles Grodin quip (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 February 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E-s6SYoi4A
just gonna post this every time
― r|t|c, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link