your body is a wonderland

I dunno, it might not have enough to beat "E-Mail My Heart."

All the girls at my college seem to love this song. It's so romantic, they tell me, but all I hear is a fratboy trying to convince a gullible co-ed that he's a "poet" so she'll let his body in her wonderland. I do like to imagine this song as sung by R. Kelly, though.

HAHA I read this totally differently than he intended, and was like, damn, maybe they should just move down on the bed to prevent that kind of bashing.

end of discussion.

its a song for the ladies, with all sexism inherent in that statement.

Fuck off

One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue

And if you want love
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it

you want love?
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Damn baby
You frustrate me
I know you're mine all mine all mine
But you look so good it hurts sometimes

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland

That is the funniest lyric ever. I haven't heard the track as I guess it hasn't crossed over to the UK. But that is a real giggle especially if it's serious.

btw, does that mean his hand betwen her head and the headboard? Ahh that's nice...

And I'm curious about the need of many on this thread to police the desires of girls and young women.

Because once you get a good look at my giant head and teeth, your going to cringe.

Ick. And the sound of his voice actually singing it, makes it creepier. He sounds like a muppet.

Damn, you mean I was totally wasting my money when I used to take girls to the Chelsea at $200 a pop?

But do your 'rest' hotels have automated desk clerks, jacuzzis, karaoke machines, vibromassage, and rotating teacup seats?

I never noticed this line before. He says "Damn baby"!

No but some of the classier ones have carpets and electrical lights.

this still cracks me up which goes a long way toward explaining my place in the world

your body is a wonderland

why?

The answer is in Eisbaer's handle.

Why would he bring it here? of all places?

because kids are stupid motherfuckers