Misheard lyrics

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"Le-e-et's groove/be sick in your shoes" - Let's Groove by Kool And The Gang

"My whole body won't fit in a glove"-Let's Get It On by by Marvin Gaye (does he REALLY say this?)

Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link

"He likes Breaded Utter
I got a seventh wonder

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link

"Free your lady marmalade" - Creol Lady Marmalade

Jay K (Jay K), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link

.. cuz it's actually "Free your baby mama-a-aahhh"

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Not really misheard, but in my head I alway sing, "Climb every woman..."

Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Being an old fart i remember my parents and gran and aunties at my sisters wedding singing to 'Karma Chameleon' by Culture Club with the words "Im a Im a Im a Comedian".
And the old favourite. The Police - Sue Lawley (So Lonely)
Does Jackie Wilson Says on Top Of The Pops count?

Count Violence, Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link

i still don't know what that song that goes "Rolled up like a Douche in a runner in the night" or however it goes. what the fuck is it really saying?

JasonD (JasonD), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link

"revved up like a duce another roller in the night"

...not that THAT makes any sense either

I was just thinking about this earlier, about how sometimes what you think the lyrics are is sometimes better than the actual lyrics, like I thought this System of a Down lyric: "pushing little children/with their fully-automatics" was "pushing little children/with the folly of their madness".

Um, yeah.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link

No, it's "racked up like a deuce", actually.

Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Eiffel 65 - "I'm blue, I'm in need of a guy"

ahahahahahahahahahaha

Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 19 December 2002 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link

don't feel the reefer = don't fear the reaper

lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 19 December 2002 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I thought it was "Rolled up like a deuce..." referring to hiding a 2-spot when playing cards either because it was wild (I always played deuces wild when I was young), or because it was the least valuable (when not wild). This requires replacing the card you're dealt with the one you want, and that only works in loose games.

nickn (nickn), Thursday, 19 December 2002 22:58 (sixteen years ago) link

SK - One Beat: "Could you invent a word for me"
SK - Combat Rock: "Oh god I love my daddy Uncle Sam"

Leee (Leee), Thursday, 19 December 2002 23:25 (sixteen years ago) link

It's "Revved up like a deuce" AKA a deuce coup AKA a car. At least, that's what my brother told me.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 December 2002 23:29 (sixteen years ago) link

A friend asked me about a Nirvana song once. He wondered what "rake me" meant.

And I still can't figure out the lyrics of 'Remember Me' by Blue Boy. Is it
"I'm the one who hurt you, baby, aight",
"I'm the one who had your baby's sight"
or "I'm the whore who hurt your baby's eye"?

jot eff pe, Thursday, 19 December 2002 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm Blue, in Aberdeen I would die, in Aberdeen I would die.

man, Friday, 20 December 2002 00:08 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm blue, and I'm in need of a dime. and I'm in need of a dime.

Every picture tells a story, Tony. Every picture tells a story, Tony.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 20 December 2002 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link

It's 'I'm the whore who had yer baby (weird noise)' isn't it?

Ferg (Ferg), Friday, 20 December 2002 01:14 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm blue if i were green i would die, i were greeeen i would die

minna (minna), Friday, 20 December 2002 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link

pixies' debaser:
"i am old (CHAIN!) and i lose ya"

aaliyah's we need a resolution

"snoop video, looks at the ceiling"
(really: stupid yo? looks are deceiving)

minna (minna), Friday, 20 December 2002 01:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Kinda in the same vein as Marcel's post way up near the top, I always sing in my head Loverboy's "Everybody's Jerkin' for the Geekend."

Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Friday, 20 December 2002 02:32 (sixteen years ago) link

* I used to think that Neil Diamond's "Forever in Blue Jeans" was, rather, named after a preacher named "Reverend Bluejeans."

* "Microphone Fiend:" I thought Rakim was describing his love of rapping as "sort of an addiction/magnetized like Nixon." Hmm, I thought, clever allusion to Watergate. It turns out he was saying "magnified by the mixing." Honestly, I prefer the former.

* "Whip It:" "Go forward! Move ahead! Run to the taxi! It's not too late!" That one isn't mine, but I like it all the same.

* "Goodbye Stranger:" "to Rabbi Josen/every day." It was actually "is the life I've chosen/every day."

* The Cars' "Bye Bye Love:" "Substitution asked Confucius, 'What's inside your head?'" It was actually "Substitution, mass confusion, clouds inside your head."

* speaking of The Cars: "Let's Go" takes on a more sinister tone when you think Ric Ocasek's singing "she never liked the Jews." (Again, not mine, but I've never heard it the same way!)

mike a (mike a), Friday, 20 December 2002 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link

"O Lord, won't you buy me a mercy dispense?"

jot eff pe, Friday, 20 December 2002 10:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Madge: "Eyes like potatoes"

La Isla Bonita


Rick, Friday, 20 December 2002 11:14 (sixteen years ago) link

there's an award-winning UK TV ad series (Guiness?) from the mid/late 80's where they have people singing along to tunes like "Into The Valley" with completely different (but soundalike) lyrics written out on small chalkboards. anyone remember this? it was absolutely classic because it worked... and undermined your sense of how songs actually went. hilarious!

Paul (scifisoul), Friday, 20 December 2002 12:49 (sixteen years ago) link

"there's an award-winning UK TV ad series (Guiness?) from the mid/late 80's where they have people singing along to tunes like "Into The Valley" with completely different (but soundalike) lyrics written out on small chalkboards. anyone remember this?"

I believe that was Maxell tapes (before they got Pete Murphy looking windswept).

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 20 December 2002 12:58 (sixteen years ago) link

There was the Vitalite one with the rasta singing "Me ears are alight"?

Rick, Friday, 20 December 2002 13:22 (sixteen years ago) link

billy jean is not my lover. she's just a boy, who says that i am the one. the janitor's not my son. :)

meg, Friday, 20 December 2002 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link

"i got my first real sex dream..."

minna (minna), Friday, 20 December 2002 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Mentioned before in a Meshuggah thread:

"I like juice and that's the truth!!"

original bgm, Friday, 20 December 2002 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link

"Sweet, hot cum." for "Sweetheart come."

Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 23 December 2002 23:19 (sixteen years ago) link

In ODB's "Shimmy Shimmy Ya":
"Oooh baby I like it. RAAAAA!" like imitating a tiger noise, or something. But in fact, of course, it's "Oooh baby I like it raw!"

phil-two, Tuesday, 24 December 2002 09:31 (sixteen years ago) link

and that old Stranglers classic -
"..lays me down, with my machine gun.."

Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 10:04 (sixteen years ago) link

For years I genuinely thought that "Killing An Arab" by F.Bob and the Boys contained the line "We terrorise Jews, it amounts to the same" until I saw the lyric sheet reading "whichever I choose" ..."

Darren, Tuesday, 24 December 2002 11:18 (sixteen years ago) link

didn't Manfred Mann actually change "deuce" to "douche" when he covered "blinded by the light"? if not, then i guess that's one of my misheard lyrics

anyone, my all-timer -- when i was a little kid, i used to think that the buggles' "video killed the radio star" was "vinnie, don't kill the radio star" (and listening to the song, it never made sense why "vinnie" wanted to kill the radio star)

and i used to think that the line from "le freak" by chic that goes "le freak, c'est chic" was "bo-beep, go sheep!"

Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 26 December 2002 06:50 (sixteen years ago) link

First two lines of Labelle's 'Lady Marmalade':

'He met Marmalade down in old New Orleans/Struttin' her stuff for Mister Heath'

Fred Nerk, Thursday, 26 December 2002 11:38 (sixteen years ago) link

RE: Blnded by the Light ...
I don't know what Manfred Man sang .. but I thought Springsteen's version was "Cut Loose like a Deuce - another RUNNER in the night" .. and I don't know what that means... I think I've also heard live versions as "Let Loose like a deuce"

Also googled as:
"Wrapped up like a deuce"
"revved up like a deuce" (Seems to be the consensus on the Manfred Mann version.)


Wrapped up like a goose in the middle of the night
Held up by a ...deuce... another ruler in the night
...douche...
..."dooshent"...
Slapped up by a dude...
Knocked up by...

..From "The Straight Dope" :
"Bruce's lyrics were no paragon of clarity, but at least you could understand the words: "Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night." Some claim the "deuce" being referred to is the 1932 Ford Coupe beloved of hotrodders (cf. the Beach Boys' "Little Deuce Coupe"). Maybe, but when you're talking about a song whose opening line goes on about madman drummers, bummers, and Indians in the summer, I'm not making any definite claims.

The Manfred Mann's Earth Band ("Quinn the Eskimo") did a cover version of the tune in 1976. It became a hit, no doubt because the band made the lyrics even more opaque than they already were. They changed the line in question to "wrapped up like a deuce."

What's it mean? I'm barely on speaking terms with my own subconscious. Don't ask me to explain someone else's."

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 26 December 2002 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link

everyone's misheard "how soon is now," of course ... i originally thought that the opening lyric was "i am the sun and the air/of a shiner that is criminally vulgar." that is, that someone had punched Morrissey and gave him a black eye (or maybe that's me projecting?) what the "sun and air" had to do with getting a black eye, though, was an unsolved teenage mystery.

Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 26 December 2002 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I initially heard the last part of the last verse of "Just Like Heaven" as "I found my self alone alone alone above the raging sea/That stole the only girl I loved/And drowned her deep in sorrow". I really thought it was cool that he broke the rhyming scheme for that image. Oops.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 December 2002 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link

A friend asked what the "Mancheerons" were in Golden Brown.
"with my Mancheerons"
"with my minds she runs"

Celeste (Celeste), Sunday, 29 December 2002 14:43 (sixteen years ago) link

'Ride a white swan' T Rex. I think I only ever understood the title line and a line that finished ' ... and in the morning you'll know who you are.' I'm even doubtful about that now!

pete porchos, Monday, 30 December 2002 13:53 (sixteen years ago) link

"Ants... rats snitch on one another for the ants..."

Everlast, watching the Discovery Channel.

jot eff pe, Tuesday, 7 January 2003 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link

"I'm a profiter"

(NERD - Provider)

man, Wednesday, 8 January 2003 14:29 (sixteen years ago) link

"take me down to a very nice city" - g'n'r - paradise city

also an ex-gf thought that brand new heavies - you are the universe was "you are my unicorn".

michael wells (michael w.), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link

"But if you go carrying pictures of Germans now,
You ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow."

Truer words were never misheard.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 15:27 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...
I just realized that this one Fred Neil song isn't "I've Got a Seabreeze..."

hstencil, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

I was fucked up on acid once a long long time ago and listening to Workingman's Dead - I thought the words were "I was having a HARD time living the good life," which I thought was the most beautiful lyrics ever, then I found out it was "having a HIGH time" - not nearly as good. Bummer, maaaan.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...
to all of my ladies and my mens
and all my peoples in Depends

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 1 August 2003 02:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Knee Deep in Doughnuts for "Lady Madonna" go ahead, listen to it...

Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Friday, 1 August 2003 02:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Eddy Money Two tickets to Paradise "I've got two chickens to paralyze"

Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Friday, 1 August 2003 02:33 (fifteen years ago) link

I always thought it was “girly action” too, til about 10 yrs ago.

One I was reminded of recently was my longstanding misconception of the last verse of “The Green, Green Grass of Home”:

There’s a garden, there’s a saddled padre

bumbling my way toward the light or wahtever (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 30 December 2017 03:34 (one year ago) link

I've always thought it was "girly action". I reckon Bono does too.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 December 2017 13:38 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Along Came Jones by the Coasters. As a kid, I always heard 'along came long, lean, lankey Jones' as 'along came lonely, naked Jones'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFyr49TwuiI

how's life, Sunday, 18 February 2018 15:14 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Was disappointed to realize that the bridge from Nothing But Flowers by Talking Heads was not

The highways and cars
Were sacrificed for angry culture
I wish that we'd start over
But I guess I was wrong

I feel it works just as well in context.

how's life, Saturday, 14 April 2018 11:54 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

A couple years ago my in-laws bought my daughter K (then 4 years old) a little stuffed dog that would sort of bop its head and sing "Thank You For Being A Friend" (aka the Golden Girls' theme). I guess as a result of this juxtaposition, K used to sing "Your heart is true, you're a pal and a comfy dog."

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 21:34 (one year ago) link

that's great

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 21:42 (one year ago) link

I'm watching this gator glide by on the lake
Ice frozen six feet deep just how long does it take

first time i heard this i thought Neil was talkin' about alligators slowly sliding across a frozen lake

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 21:43 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

Black Grape, Kelly's Heroes.

I originally heard it as: "Don't talk to me about heroes / most of these men sing like Suggs.", wondering whatever poor Graham McPherson did wrong & imagining Superman singing Baggy Trousers.

Then, for ages, I thought the correct lyrics were: "Don't talk to me about heroes / most of these men sink like subs." - which I thought was fairly intruiging & worked alright.

Only now I found out that the real thing apparently is: "Don't talk to me about heroes / most of these men sing like surfs."

Valentijn, Monday, 1 October 2018 11:31 (nine months ago) link

For a considerable time, I thought The Tubes' "Don't Touch Me There" contained the phrase "I love the way you're built, Fritz".
On reflection I reckon it's probably "I love the way your belt fits". Still hear it wrong, though.

Maltrsnapper, Monday, 1 October 2018 11:52 (nine months ago) link

Another one: Peter Gabriel, Games Without Frontiers. That bit where you hear the French version of the title: "Jeux sans frontieres", that initially sounded to me like: "She's so funky, yeah!". (I did look up the lyrics then right away as I suspected I might have been off.)

Valentijn, Monday, 1 October 2018 12:50 (nine months ago) link

"Don't talk to me about heroes / most of these men sink like subs."

I believe this to be the actual lyric...

Actually, it was supposed to be "Don't talk to me about heroes / most of these men do cocaine." which at least rhymes with the next line "Who's got the biggest, Who's got the biggest, Who's got the biggest brain...."

Mark G, Monday, 1 October 2018 13:30 (nine months ago) link

"She's so funky, yeah!"

I had it as "She's So Popular".

Anyway, Kate Bush sings that bit, I always had it "hey, that Peter Gabriel has a range!"

Mark G, Monday, 1 October 2018 13:31 (nine months ago) link

"Don't talk to me about heroes / most of these men sink like subs."
I believe this to be the actual lyric...

Really thought it was too, I found that 'surfs' line earlier through a Google search for the lyrics. It's claimed to be that on the majority of lyrics sources, but now I'm thinking that those pages are all wrong.
(In any case, it's nothing to do with Madness' frontman either...)

Valentijn, Monday, 1 October 2018 13:38 (nine months ago) link

I speak French and I had always heard "she's so popular" instead of "jeux sans frontières". Even now, having known it's "jeux sans frontières" for years, it still sounds a lot closer to "she's so popular" to me.

silverfish, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:29 (nine months ago) link

"Don't talk to me about heroes / most of these men sink like subs."

I believe this to be the actual lyric...

I thought it was this too, all this time. But you listen to the song again and you hear the "f"s, mostly.

"Serfs" not "surfs" though.

They're both doing "f"s, I think, at 1:10 here.

But then, at 1:18, one of them definitely does a "b".

I think it's both.

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 1 October 2018 23:08 (nine months ago) link

Actually it's Smurfs.

Dancing with the Tsars (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:54 (nine months ago) link

I always thought it was "most of these men seem like sods". As if I even know what a "sod" is!

henry s, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 01:02 (nine months ago) link

three months pass...

Roky Erickson - Two Headed Dog:

Beast bark back bark back

According to all the lyrics sites it's 'peace brought back brought back'

peace, man, Friday, 18 January 2019 13:38 (six months ago) link

We All Came Up To Montra
From The Waves Beneath The Shore Line
To Make Wickets With Them All
We Didn't Have Much Time
Frank Sipper And The Morgans
Will Have The First Real Surround
Some Stupid Little Flare Do
Burn The Place To The Ground
They Burned Down The Diamond House
It Died With An Awful Sound
Town Was Running I And Out
It Was Calling Kids Out To Found
When It Was All Over
Had To Find Another Place
Wish Time Was Running
Seeing We Would Lose The Race
Come On Baby

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Friday, 18 January 2019 14:26 (six months ago) link

when i was a kid i used to think santana’s “evil ways” went like this:

“when i come home, baby,
my house is dark and my butts are cold”

as opposed to “pots” (the “woman you don’t cook for me” thing would’ve gone over my head anyway)

budo jeru, Saturday, 19 January 2019 01:10 (six months ago) link

As a kid i heard the line in Livin On A Prayer as
“Take my hand, we’ll make it elsewhere”

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 January 2019 08:37 (six months ago) link

When that song came out, there was a kid in my class who thought it was Livin' on a Prairie, like Laura Ingalls Wilder.

peace, man, Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:44 (six months ago) link

that's great!

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:55 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...

I like my version better, but in the song Sugar n' Spikes, Captain Beefheart says Whoopin' hope, not Poopin' hope.

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 15:00 (five months ago) link

yesterday i learned that the dutch word for "mondegreen" is "mama appelsap", after a michael jackson song (presumably the soul makossa thing)

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Thursday, 7 February 2019 01:14 (five months ago) link

Correct, it's because a lot of people thought they heard/wanted to hear 'mama appelsap' in 'Wanna Be Startin' Something'. 'Mama appelsap' means 'mama apple juice'.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 7 February 2019 08:26 (five months ago) link

mamasay mamasa mamakusa puts me in mind of the epic Rusted Root neologism thread

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 7 February 2019 12:33 (five months ago) link

In "Man In The Mirror", the line "a summer disregard, a broken bottle top" I always sing in my head as "a Baby Bottle Pop"

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:55 (five months ago) link

"So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
You know the one, goddammit everything's going to be alright."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:20 (five months ago) link

Runnin With the Devil:

I found the simple life ain't so simple
When I jumped out, on that road
I got no love, no love in Korea ...

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:21 (five months ago) link

Party Rock Anthem, I always heard them declare "No Lennon or Zeppelin."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:12 (five months ago) link

Saint Etienne, Girl VII: "Blazer y-fronts blazer y-fronts"

large bananas pregnant (ledge), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 12:24 (five months ago) link

one month passes...

when I was first getting into Metallica, due to James's weird elocution, I kept thinking he was singing "tied to machines that make me pee", and kept wondering what the main character had left to pee out of

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 03:28 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Though I know the real lyrics, my whole life my brain has persisted in hearing Ex Lion Tamer's chorus as going "be good to your geniuses!"

mick signals, Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:45 (three months ago) link

Might be an old chestnut, but The Police's Walking on the Moon: "Tomorrow's another day, Tuesday"

what if bod was one of us (ledge), Thursday, 4 April 2019 11:23 (three months ago) link

In "Tempted," I always end up singing "tempted by the fruit of your mother."

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 4 April 2019 12:06 (three months ago) link

I'm telling you, babe
That I don't think it's true, babe
Or even if it is, keep kissing mine

mick signals, Sunday, 14 April 2019 19:46 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/E3gQ0km.png

mick signals, Friday, 31 May 2019 16:24 (one month ago) link

Whenever I listen to the Red Crayola song Former Reflections Enduring Doubt, I hear the opening words as: "Martha Plimpton..."

(I like that so much, I don't even wanna know what Mayo's really singing!)

Theodor Adorno, perhaps the greatest philosopher alive today (morrisp), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 22:49 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man

lol u gotta be shitting me

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 July 2019 05:38 (two weeks ago) link

That's gonna bug me...

Back later

Mark G, Sunday, 7 July 2019 11:55 (two weeks ago) link

Got it.

Carry on...

Mark G, Sunday, 7 July 2019 13:01 (two weeks ago) link

Wayward son

CumuloNIMBY (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:05 (two weeks ago) link

There'll be peas when you are done

CumuloNIMBY (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:06 (two weeks ago) link

I was sure "Stayin' Alive" said "The New York Times don't make no sense"

(even before my recognition of their warmongering corporate liberalism)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:32 (two weeks ago) link

Stevie Ray Vaughan, "Cold Shot." Was stunned to find out he's not singing "at nights I go shopping"

(real lyric = "and that's a cold shot, baby")

Josefa, Monday, 8 July 2019 02:42 (two weeks ago) link

All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arse

mick signals, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 21:17 (one week ago) link

that sort of reminds me:

Kylie - Made of Glass
"where dogging is rarely that necessary"

kinder, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 22:03 (one week ago) link

I always thought the Mr Belvedere theme began:

Streets of China
Never met him before

And not

Streaks on the china
Never mattered before

Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 16:51 (one week ago) link

Silver Jews - Ablemarle Station

Bad roads, bad snow, bad bridges
Ted Turner wants Batman religious

(could turn a once bad man religious)

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 11 July 2019 19:08 (one week ago) link


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