Best gift in Allan Sherman's The Twelve Gifts of Christmas

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And all that other stuff

An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television but not when you get it home
Chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter
Pair of teakwood shower clogs
Indoor plastic birdbath
Pink satin pillow that says "San Diego" with fringe all around it
Hammered aluminum nutcracker
Statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be
Simulated alligator wallet
Calendar book with the name of my
insurance man
Green polka-dot pajamas
a Japanese transistor radio


Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 20 November 2022 18:07 (one week ago) link

Goddammit "insurance man" isn't a gift nobody vote for it

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 20 November 2022 18:07 (one week ago) link

I only just heard this for the first time yesterday.

Poll Katya’s version next.

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Sunday, 20 November 2022 18:08 (one week ago) link

So, that's 11 things

Mark G, Sunday, 20 November 2022 18:14 (one week ago) link

On the 12th day he exchanges all his gifts

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 20 November 2022 18:19 (one week ago) link

Voted green polka dot pajamas, those are always useful.

Lily Dale, Sunday, 20 November 2022 19:18 (one week ago) link

Poll Katya’s version next.

How have I missed this.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 20 November 2022 19:30 (one week ago) link

my dad used to sing "and a Japanese transistor radio" all the time and until this moment i didn't know why

Queremos cerveza (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 November 2022 19:30 (one week ago) link


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