Don't want no short dick POLL

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Teeny weenie shriveled little

Poll Results

Eeny weeny teeny weeny 5
Get the fuck outta here 4
Don't want no don't want no don't want no 3
What in the world is that fucking thing? 3
Uh! Uh! Uh 2
That has got to be the smallest dick I have ever seen in my whole life 2
Isn't that cute an extra belly button 1
Other (don't want) 1
Do you need some fucking tweezers to put that little thing away 1
Shriveled little short dick man 0
Don't want don't want don't want 0
Don't don't don't don't don't don't 0
You need to put your pants back on honey 0
Don't want no short dick man 0

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 July 2022 20:10 (two weeks ago) link

ewtw ftw

maf you one two (maffew12), Saturday, 30 July 2022 20:12 (two weeks ago) link

Agree, though I only know the bowdlerized "Short Short Man" version.

Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 30 July 2022 20:19 (two weeks ago) link

Uh! Uh! Uh

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, 30 July 2022 21:40 (two weeks ago) link

hallucinatory tv appearance:

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 30 July 2022 22:00 (two weeks ago) link

for some reason I keep getting Steve Harvey Family Feud reels recommended on social media ...

sarahell, Saturday, 30 July 2022 22:07 (two weeks ago) link

here’s something i can’t find on the internet: dj frenchbloke’s impeccably trashy mashup of groove is in the heart and short dick man

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 30 July 2022 22:08 (two weeks ago) link

the Xuxa appearance is all time. not edited for the kids cos nobody knew what she was saying. well....obviously some people knew and just thought it would be funny.

this is weirdly in my top 100 songs of all time because it's catchy af

when the phrase "get the fuck outta here" pops up in my mind (i.e. every time i witness something stupid etc.) it tends to be exactly the way she says it in this song so i'll vote for that

classic song

dyl, Saturday, 30 July 2022 23:57 (two weeks ago) link

are the male backup dancers guys whose dick size Gillette has approved of, or are they her backup dancers cos they're short

Why isn't it "Get the fuck ou-*turns into laughter*"?

you can see me from westbury white horse, Sunday, 31 July 2022 00:14 (two weeks ago) link

"Short Short Man" a huge hit at my 7th and 8th grade dances (and "Brick" was the go-to slow dance song - I think the junior high's preferred DJ was having fun).

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 31 July 2022 00:20 (two weeks ago) link

i was such a prude I really thought the song was talking about height when I heard it, until I saw the Billboard Chart listing one week and saw "Short Dick Man" listed

I didn't know it was dick until some time in the 2010s.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 31 July 2022 00:43 (two weeks ago) link

I was trying to record a Foo Fighters song and it wasn't coming off right cos it had two guitar parts that were both entirely necessary for it to work so

I did this instead

Is Gillette really the best a man can get

Are U down with the BVM (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 31 July 2022 03:41 (two weeks ago) link

I definitely liked this song when it came out, but with 2022 hindsight - isn’t it body shaming?

I am using your worlds, Sunday, 31 July 2022 08:49 (two weeks ago) link

i think short dick, like big dick, is an energy

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 31 July 2022 09:01 (two weeks ago) link

as long as you feel a thunder in your heart you’re good

big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Sunday, 31 July 2022 10:37 (two weeks ago) link

"Short Short Man" more body shaming than "Short Dick Man" IMO

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 31 July 2022 17:30 (two weeks ago) link

Are we actually debating whether "Short Dick Man" is body shaming?

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Sunday, 31 July 2022 17:44 (two weeks ago) link

No, I’m happy with Noodle Vague’s response

I am using your worlds, Sunday, 31 July 2022 18:32 (two weeks ago) link

I wouldn't say I'm very offended by it but I do hold the controversial view that it is in fact mocking men who literally have short dicks.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Monday, 1 August 2022 15:59 (two weeks ago) link

just want to mention that i heard the uncensored version playing at a grocery store when i lived in china

global tetrahedron, Monday, 1 August 2022 18:56 (two weeks ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 4 August 2022 00:01 (one week ago) link

going with gtfoh, because it's a good general mantra.

thoroughly enjoyed your cover, neanderthal. kind of a bill callahan vibe.

ミ💙🅟 🅛 🅤 🅡 🅜 🅑💙彡 (Austin), Thursday, 4 August 2022 00:50 (one week ago) link

I honestly read that as “genital mantra”

Are U down with the BVM (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 4 August 2022 01:02 (one week ago) link

well i do identify as asexual, so sure why not

ミ💙🅟 🅛 🅤 🅡 🅜 🅑💙彡 (Austin), Thursday, 4 August 2022 03:06 (one week ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 5 August 2022 00:01 (one week ago) link

This song is terrible.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 5 August 2022 01:48 (one week ago) link

I co-sign Mr. Snrub

Disarm u with a SMiLE (morrisp), Friday, 5 August 2022 02:50 (one week ago) link

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