what the hell did i just listen to (twice)?!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 7 January 2022 02:30 (two weeks ago) link
IntroThey say Jesus was a nephew, you know what I'm sayin'? (Boss up, nigga)They said his mom was a virginSo when he was born, they told him he was sent from God so he started goin' village to village helpin' the people and they killed his ass, that's crazyThat's crazy, man
VerseThey killed Jesus for helpin' the peopleThat's why I ain't got patience with peopleIn the Bible, God dealin' with evilThey said God did a deal with the DevilThat's the reason Job has soles on his feetThat's the reason Job lost his houseThat's the reason Job lost his kidsI'm readin' the Bible like, "What is this?"Adam made Eve off of one rib?They made the world in seven days?So Adam and Eve had a thousand kids?Cain and Abel, they fell out beefin'Me and my brother, we fell out beefin'They said cocaine that was on the treeWhat if Adam would've never fucked Eve?Why Eve make that nigga eat that?That's why I don't eat the bitch food nowJob lost his whole fuckin' familyAnd they said God gave him a hundred cowsLike two-hunned horses or somethin'How the fuck is that worth my kids?What I did to deserve to go through this?Let me get this right, this because of Eve?Okay, I fuck with Adam, but I'll beat the shit out of EveHow the hell they live at the forbidden tree?Somebody show me the forbidden treeI believe in God, but I ain't too religiousHow the fuck they really got a picture of Jesus?Name one person who was alive with JesusHow the fuck they tellin' me I need Jesus?If I need Jesus, then where is Jesus?So if I get shot, I'ma meet Jesus?So I gotta die just to meet Jesus?It's a fucked up world with fucked up peopleThe first religion, they worshipped the sunThey made some bullshit story 'bout thatThey said the sun went down 'cause the sinsAnd the sun was never gon' come backEvery thousand years it's a new religionUnc in the streets screaming, "New religion"Pastor got diamonds, rockin' True ReligionPray to who? You must be trippin'Bitch, I'm prayin' to my money racksThey said we livin' in RevelationsVaccine got us mutatin'So fuck it then, I'ma go take itIf the whole world start purgin'My daughter gon' still have a LamboI'ma have eighteen-hundred gunsThirty Audi's and twenty CamarosThey said the world would end in 2012I was sellin' crack in 2012They talkin' about the calendar endedEight years later, a pandemicSwine flu, Ebola, COVID-19, what's different?All of that shit was killin' peopleI ain't scared of that, guns kill peopleI ain't scared of guns, AIDS kill peopleI can die in a car crashHow the fuck you gon' tell me I'm goin' to Heaven?Please tell me when you talked to the deadWho you met that came from the dead?Show me a picture and show me some proofExplain to me why the fuck Benjamin Franklin stood his ass up on the roofHow he discover somethin' out the sky?If that's the case, T-Rex discovered itIf you ask me, this shit made upI'ma loop the beat 'cause I ain't said enoughI ain't said enoughIn school, I had a lot of questions (Boss up, nigga)Social studies teacher makin' up shitAll that shit was in they headWho the fuck is Christopher Columbus?If he would've came to my block, talkin' 'bout he discovered my trapHis ass would've probably got shotHow the fuck I'm African American?Bitch, I'm American terroristFifth grade, smarter than my parentsGrandma couldn't help with algebraGrandma like, "What the fuck is algebra?"She like, "That's a goddamn shameThem people gonna keep makin' up shit tryna keep you in the same grade"They tryna hide shit in the bookI was in jail readin' booksOG teach me 'bout real estateEvery landlord I know a crackheadI'm in the hood with the slum lordsGrandma Jehovah's Witness, no ChristiansJehovah's Witnesses people move like a cultThey recruitin' people at they doorHow you gon' force religion on somebody?How you gon' change the Bible and tell it to everybody?Why Jehovah's Witnesses don't like Christians?They fightin' over Jesus' birthdayHow the fuck y'all know Jesus' birthday?Who the fuck is that white man Santa Claus?They said that nigga was eatin' kidsWhy would I let that man lie to my kids?Why would I go out buyin' gifts and blame it on the nigga named Santa?Shit, a nigga climb through my roof, I'ma beat his ass in the head with a hammerIf you eat my cookies, beat you with a hammerDrink the kids' milk, beat you with a hammerYou like a hundred somethin' buyin' toysWell, Santa never dropped me off a toyLet's get back to Jehovah's WitnessesHow the fuck all of y'all awake?How the fuck y'all church so small, but it's a million of y'all everyday?Shit, religious people startin' to scare meShit, the government wrote the BibleThey knew who was gon' win American IdolI never liked Simon off American IdolI ain't really like how he talked to black peopleHow the fuck Flava Flav still alive?Shit, before Kobe, before DeeboI expected his ass to up and dieI ain't got nothin' against Flava FlavThey said I was ugly as Flava FlavNow I got twenty hoes like Flava FlavNigga dyin' for jewelry everydayThey caught the nigga who killed MO3How the fuck he get caught in less than three weeks?If you ask me, that's a sacrificeYou ain't gotta be rich to pull a sacrificeAll those times on the block, bitch, I sacrificedPut my pride to the side, bitch, I sacrificedIf that's the case, I'm IlluminatiHow Tekashi get out before Shotti?Why Jim Jones never went to jail?And he was talkin' 'bout killin' a niggaShit, that ain't my job, but that's conspiracyAll I know is niggas get locked for conspiracyThese niggas who talk, they be scarin' meThey be wearin' wires in they shoesAskin' questions, wanna talk to youThese niggas move like TMZOn a regular day, wanna question meNigga move like VladTVThese niggas look like VladTVThey get indicted on VladTVHomie got five years for a TVSo what the fuck they thought was gon' happen?They talk too much, they AR-AB itI always thought that Cassidy was a hustlerCassidy was my favorite rapperThen I find out he wasn't hustling (Boss up, nigga)He was with Swizz Beatz then went brokeNiggas thought Meek Mill wasn't gon' blowI ain't never heard 'bout Meek MillUntil he ran with that C.OI ain't sayin' Meek did the wrong thingBut he knew Ross was a C.OShit, a nigga gotta feed his kidsI ain't never think Gucci was a cloneThey like, "How the hell he got so skinny?"When you in that cell, shit, they feed you wrongThree meals a day get a nigga rightSix pack came from bein' hungry at nightNigga came home then he fixed his teethThen they changed the subject about a weekI'ma get on the beat and say what I wantI love stimulus and love Donald TrumpAuntie talkin' 'bout "Six-hundred coming'"It ain't twelve-hundred, but shit, it's somethin'I don't sit on my ass and live with my bitchJust the other day, broke up with my bitchI'd rather go rob some shitPS5 won't come out my lipThe Bible told you bitches is grimeyWhole Bible, bitches was lyin'They believed that a virgin had kidsI hope my daughter don't tell me that shit'Cause you ain't married and the baby ain't JesusDon't lie to me 'cause I ain't JesusMy last bitch was an atheistShe talkin' 'bout pullin' tarot cardsShe like, "Come on Neph', let me tell your future"I'm like, "Bitch, I'm off more molly than Future"I'm like, "Bitch, I might die tomorrowWhy the hell you tryna be a fortune teller?"She on Fashion Nova and she lookin' at dressesHer ass fat, but I ain't even noticeShe take her time puttin' on lotionI'm like, "Bitch, hurry up 'cause I got a lick"They talkin' 'bout pray before you eatBitch, you eatin' a dead animalBitch, you barely got vegetablesEverybody in the world is hypocritesDonald Trump still gon' build that wallMS-13 climbed over the wallDonald Trump can't stop immigrantsLost my ID, I'm an immigrantThey pulled me over like, "What's your name?"Bitch, I forgot my social security numberThey asked about my mother maiden nameI'm like, "I don't know, we don't know each other"Bitch, I'm on the run from Area 51I stayed in the corner and boot upBitch, I forgot where I parked my carMy last bitch like, "Who are you?"I'm like, "Bitch, I want sugar in water"That movie ain't funny no moreY'all know I don't like Will SmithI used to know the song to Fresh Prince"Now this the story all about how"Now his mother kid suckin' dickNow he sad, lookin' like "How?"Who the fuck raised these niggas?What scientist made these niggas?What lab these niggas come from?First time I watched 'I Am Legend' I criedEspecially the part when his dog died'Cause I feel his pain when you out in the streetsThen I seen another movie, he was butt naked with another man in between the sheetsI'm like, "Hell nah, that's 'I Am Legend'?"I'ma fuck Jada too, fuck 'I Am Legend'Well Jada Pinkett, if you hear this song, I'll fuck you good and you ain't gon' regret itI ain't August Alsina, you don't need himIf he was real, he would've knocked out WillYo' kids grown, fuck that niggaHe the reason that y'all son gay nowBitch, shouts out to Chris BrownWill Smith should've took advice from Chris BrownJada Pinkett should've been on the news with both her eyes black and brown (Boss up, nigga)Ooh, I looped it again (Boss up, nigga)They say Jesus was drinkin' grape juice, I'm drinkin' ginI used to think Snoop Dogg was toughI hated niggas who acted toughI used to love the Chum BucketI used to feel like the Chum BucketI been knew SpongeBob was a bitch, that's why I fuck with the Chum BucketPull up lookin' like Plankton, niggaEverybody hate that niggaCougar bitch wanna watch MartinBitch, that shit ain't funnyI fuck with Hustle Man more than himMartin always stressin' 'bout a bitchThis whole world stressin' 'bout a bitchIt ain't even these bitches, it's niggas too'Cause the bitches move like niggas doAnd these niggas, they move like bitches doI don't even wanna get in the industry'Cause if I do, I'm doin' somethin' crazyI'ma fuck Keke Palmer, get her pregnantThen leave her single with a babyDon't judge me, that's what Adam didIf Adam and Eve had two kidsOnce Adam got a taste of that fruitHe went to the left and found him a bitchShit, Cain and Abel was trippin' anywayShit, they tryna kill each other with an axeThey put this shit all in the BibleSo you know damn well this ain't capThey say there's seventy-seven sextillion stars in the skyI ain't even heard that number before until they told me that lieI'm like, "How the fuck—? Hold on, which telescope and what person count that with they eyes?"When I was in church, I had questionsMy grandma like, "Hold on, grandson got a question"They passed me the mic at the kingdom hallI'm like, "Who told y'all it's that many stars?"They told me, "Don't question the Bible"I'm like, "Grandma, stop goin' to the kingdom hallThem people ain't your friends anyway"Nigga doin' Bible study tryna get pussySame people bringin' demons in the houseHow the fuck y'all throwin' water 'round that house?How the fuck y'all make that holy water?Let me get some of that so I can cook a quarterHow y'all say I'm evil for sellin' crack when I'm out here tryna feed my daughter?Where your money go? I don't judge youThem old church bitches be cougarsAnd the pastor drive a brand new CaddyBut the church broke down and raggedyHow the fuck niggas scam CashApp?They thought they was scammin' CashAppWell CashApp scammed CashAppThey got social numbers in CashAppWhy the fuck I gotta give you my social?How you know I ain't forget my social?Why the fuck I need a drivers' license?If I crash, I'm the only one dyin'If somebody else die, it was meant to goY'all the ones who put that shit in the BibleHow the fuck y'all talkin' 'bout "Turn the other cheek"When y'all killin' black people left and right?I don't beef with white people, they good licksMy white bitch got good creditI ain't never think Donald Trump was racistWanna talk to him, gotta have good creditWanna talk to me, gotta have good creditRx Papi a bitch, the whole hood said itMeagan Good booty flat, Slitherman said itWendy Williams a man, Slitherman said itThem big ass titties look dumbLil Kim face look dumbCardi B mouth look dumbBitch talk like she always chewin' gumMigos lookin' tough, they look dumbJoe Budden told them niggas they was assHe told that shit to 'em dead in they face (Boss up, nigga)He was probably high off a fifty bagYuh
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 7 January 2022 03:07 (two weeks ago) link
i’m reading the bible like “what is this?”
― roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Friday, 7 January 2022 03:27 (two weeks ago) link
anyway, i prefer rx papi
― roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Friday, 7 January 2022 03:28 (two weeks ago) link
Bitch, I forgot where I parked my carMy last bitch like, "Who are you?"I'm like, "Bitch, I want sugar in water"
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 7 January 2022 03:33 (two weeks ago) link
yeah i love this songdef has that genuine out weird energy of an odb or kool keith
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 14:38 (two weeks ago) link
or sensational i thought of too, just the jumbled feeling of it
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 14:39 (two weeks ago) link
When I first heard this the other week while trawling the tracknoms playlist, it felt like the most enormous, evil, sick thing ever, like a proper outsider-art howl of everything
About 8 listens later I read the lyrics along with it instead of getting snatches and it demystified it a bit, lost some power. But it's still quite something
― imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 14:45 (two weeks ago) link
Think I described it in the terms of a sicko stand-up routine
― imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 14:47 (two weeks ago) link
It’s like getting hit by a bus made of words.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 7 January 2022 15:00 (two weeks ago) link
Well yeah, I mean
― imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 15:16 (two weeks ago) link
Well huh, I had only heard of him through this dance music label I follow -https://towheadrecordings.bandcamp.com/album/slitherman-activated
― change display name (Jordan), Friday, 7 January 2022 15:18 (two weeks ago) link
About 8 listens later I read the lyrics along with it instead of getting snatches and it demystified it a bit, lost some power.
agree with this, it is a better experience to turn it on and let stray bars worm your way into your consciousness (even the objectively evil ones lol)
― roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Friday, 7 January 2022 15:23 (two weeks ago) link
reading lyrics is 100% a bad decision all the time no matter what music you are listening to
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 16:46 (two weeks ago) link
What that in front of his face though?A sandwich?
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, 7 January 2022 16:59 (two weeks ago) link
either a band of cash or and unbound bible. probably the former but you never know with neph
― roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Friday, 7 January 2022 17:07 (two weeks ago) link
bible printed on cash would make the most sense obv
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 7 January 2022 18:19 (two weeks ago) link
I dunno, it looks too colourful to be (US) cash... or bible... plus, why unbound? pretty sure it's a sandwich...
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, 7 January 2022 19:58 (two weeks ago) link
...maybe it's just some foreign currency in there... kind of a subtle flex...
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, 7 January 2022 20:22 (two weeks ago) link
i think that's what we're looking at
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 8 January 2022 01:13 (one week ago) link