Out on the road today, I saw [musical artist] sticker on a [vehicle]

Out on the road today, I saw a Misfit's sticker on a Toyota Sienna
A little voice voice inside my head said, "I WANT YOUR SKULL. I NEED YOUR SKULLLLL"

Out on the road today I saw a Pennebaker sticker on a Cadillac
A little voice inside my head said, "Don't eat the document, you can never eat the document."

Out on the road today I saw an REO Speedwagon sticker on an REO Speed Wagon

Out on the road today, I think I saw a Type O sticker (I have cataracts)
A little voice voice inside my head said, "Black, black, black, gotta dye em black"

I saw that Misfits sticker this morning on the minivan stopped at a light and this thought gave me a chuckle.

Out on the road today I saw a Scooter sticker on a scooter
A megaphone inside my head said MOVE! YOUR! ASS!

SIBERIA THE PLACE TO BE

Out on the road today, I saw a Pink Floyd sticker on a Tesla Model X
A little voice inside my head said "Careful with that axe Eugene, careful with that axe"

Out on the road today, I saw a Henley sticker on an old Pinto
A little voice inside my head said, "Well, yeah."

Out on the road today, I saw your mommy, and your mommy's dead

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ed/73/d4/ed73d4be2a008e186317033964f2784c.jpg

Ha! Amazing.

Out on the road today, I saw a Genesis sticker on a Ford Sierra
A little voice inside my head said "I only really like the Peter Gabriel era"

Out on the road today, I saw a Jim Carroll sticker on a Kia Telluride
A little voice inside my head said "those are people who died, died"

Out on the road today I saw a Russ Ballard sticker on a Chevrolet
The voices inside my head, “Don’t look back, look straight ahead, don’t turn away”

Out on the road today, I saw a Des’ree sticker on a Chevrolet Tahoe
A little voice inside my head said “I don’t want to see a ghost, that’s the sight that I fear most, rather have a piece of toast”

Out on the road today, I saw a Gudda Gudda sticker on a Jag
A little voice inside my head said "I got her...grocery bag!"

lol peace

Out on the road today, I saw a Chief Keef sticker on a pair of Dodge Darts
A little voice inside my head said "Every day I smell like farts!"

Out on the road today, I saw an Ed Sheeran sticker on a GMC
No little voice inside my head, I just rammed that fucker into a tree

Out on the road today, I saw a Scatman John sticker on a Dodge T-Top
A little voice inside my head said, "Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop!"

Out on the road today, I saw a Rodgers & Hart sticker on an old Dodge Dart
A little voice inside my head said "Your looks are laughable, unphotographable, yet you're my favorite work of art."

Out on the road today, I saw a Phish sticker on a CR-V
A little voice inside my head said "David Bowie, David Bowie!"

lol swim

Thanks; was gonna do Magma, but seemed like too much work.

Out on the road today
I saw a Disturbed sticker on a PT Cruiser
A little voice inside my head said 'wa ah ah,
wa ah ah ah ah ah'

Out on the road today I saw a Sam Fox sticker on a Subaru
A naughty voice inside my head said "she needs love too, yeah she needs love too."

Fuck, should have gone with "I need love too."

Out on the road today I saw a Television sticker on a Subaru
A little voice inside my head said "let's dress up like cops, think what we could do"

Out on the road today I saw a Little-T and One Track Mike sticker on a Ford Escape
A little voice inside my head said "Fome is Dape! Fome is Dape!"

Out on the road today I saw a 2nd II None sticker on a bee em dub
A little voice inside my head said "Up 'N Da Club! Up 'N Da Club!"

Out on the road today, I saw a Chief Keef sticker on an old Dodge Fart
A little voice inside my head said "Everyday I smell like farts"

I saw a Punisher sticker on a Prius.

There's some dude that drives around my work most days with a black Jeep Grand Cherokee that is painted black, tricked out with all kinds of accessories - big ass mirrors, klieg lights, racks, etc. - and absolutely plastered with Punisher stickers. It's kind of terrifying imagining the mind behind driving that around.

A Punisher sticker on a Prius sounds adorable in comparison.

But to contribute to the thread topic - I don't suppose it's all that out of character, but there's a Yaris I see around now and then that has a Goner Records sticker, every time I see if, I sing to myself the titular tune with "I saw a Goner sticker on a blue Yaris".

I saw one recently that had the Christian fish on it, and right next to it, a bumper sticker that said "Jesus loves me, but he thinks you're an asshole"

Out on the road today, I saw a DIO RULZ plate on a Cadillac

https://imgur.com/a/JfI35hb

I saw a Punisher sticker on a Prius.

shit doxxed myself

don’t look back

bendy,
thank you for sharing that. it is beautiful and it has made my day.

Cheers!

Out on the road today I saw a SHEEPLE license plate on a black Trump Truck

Little voice inside my head said “Conform!”

Out on the road today I saw a FUCK TRUDEAU sticker on a pickup truck

(really, I did)

The “I’d rather be listening to Alice Coltrane” stickers make me very Whiney. My nerd reaction is that this is aging hipster virtue signaling… my normal healthy counter-reaction is, “Maybe they are really just fans of Alice Coltrane and is it a bad thing that they have her name on a sticker on their car?”

What's stopping them from listening to AC in their cars?

Or I suppose it could be this

Found this incredible bumper sticker while walking to the gym today. pic.twitter.com/VjaPWhfrkz

— Darcy (Read Dracula) (@ihmerst) October 22, 2021

Maybe You Should be Listening to Frank Zappa's 1974 Meteoric Sensation 'Apostrophe (')' Instead Amirite

I have the Alice Coltrane sticker on my car cuz I listen AC, though tbf I prefer Journey to Satchidananda to UC though I think the point is essentially the same

On an older car I used to have this awesome "The New Wave of Jazz is on Impulse!" bumper sticker

The “I’d rather be listening to Alice Coltrane” stickers make me very Whiney. My nerd reaction is that this is aging hipster virtue signaling… my normal healthy counter-reaction is, “Maybe they are really just fans of Alice Coltrane and is it a bad thing that they have her name on a sticker on their car?”

― sarahell, Wednesday, September 4, 2024 11:30 AM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yeah, I think its just the soy framing of it that makes it cringe, as opposed to just a sticker that said "Alice Coltrane"

"out on the road today I saw a keep honking i'm listening to alice coltrane's metoric 1974 sensation universal consciousness sticker on a cadillac"

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Out on the road today, I saw a Boston sticker on a Santa Fe Plug-in
Little voice in my head said, "Don't look back, a new day is dawnin'."

"out on the road today I saw a keep honking i'm listening to alice coltrane's metoric 1974 sensation universal consciousness sticker on a cadillac"

New Grass is also a jam but the title isn’t as virtuous as Healing Force

Out on the road today I saw a FUCK TRUDEAU sticker on a pickup truck

(really, I did)

Must have been Jagmeet Singh

Sorry I am only honking because I am listening to Mary Parks & Albert Ayler’s Healing Force of the Universe which has not been reissued on a hipster label yet

― sarahell

I'm not honking, this is just free jazz that happens to _sound_ a lot like car horns. Alternately, I'm listening to the intro to Jimmy Webb's "Music for an Unmade Movie", which consists of a piece written for tuned car horns from his rejected score for the film _Love Story_.

it's the honks you don't honk, right?

Yeah, I think its just the soy framing of it that makes it cringe, as opposed to just a sticker that said "Alice Coltrane"

nothing could be more cringe than using "soy" like this cmon whiney that's embarrassing

New Grass is also a jam but the title isn’t as virtuous as Healing Force

― sarahell

AFAIK Talk Talk never did any songs called "Healing Force". Todd Rundgren probably did, tho.

The viral spread of bumper stickers really fascinates me. There's this bumper sticker in the style of "COEXIST" that says "CORNDOGS". Took me six months to figure out what it said (someone in my apt complex has that sticker). I looked it up and it seems to originally come from a Buffalo, NY merch shop. Personally I do disapprove of viral bumper stickers. I think bumper stickers should be a genuine, honest outgrowth of your personality. Where I live there are lots of people with "wacky" bumper stickers. Someone has one saying "My Other Car is a Suspiria" in the same font as the film logo. That makes no sense. A lot of people have bumper stickers talking about how much they love the film _The Mummy_, which is a film that's apparently a meme among bisexuals these days. Ones I like include the one on a pickup truck showing a cowboy with the text "YEE HAW" above and "FUCK THE LAW" as bottom text. I'm also fond of the one that says "Sodomy Is For Lovers". There's one with Kirby inhaling text that says "EAT THE RICH" which I think is cute. I mean Kirby is just cute. I guess the thing all those have in common is that they all express ideas. They aren't just "Family Guy"-style arbitrary cultural references.

nothing could be more cringe than using "soy" like this cmon whiney that's embarrassing

― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi)

Soy? More like "Soy loco por ti America", right?

loooool

JCLC otm tho

Idgi, I thought “soy” was an autocorrect from Spanish, and I was gonna make a joke about perros pequeños

Los mascotas hipsteros

mil veces sí

I have the Alice Coltrane sticker on my car cuz I listen AC, though tbf I prefer Journey to Satchidananda to UC though I think the point is essentially the same

I have a T-shirt (in fact, I'm wearing it right now) with the portrait of Alice Coltrane from the cover of Journey In Satchidananda with no type of any kind, just a picture of her on an orange T-shirt. I bought it on Etsy a few years ago and I don't think the guy who made it sells it anymore.

xpost to local businesses with horribly formed "names"

Black Flag sticker on a Cadillac pic.twitter.com/FUZCrszhHJ

— Philip (@kafkaguy) September 5, 2024

https://i.etsystatic.com/43140244/r/il/73ee6e/5257818423/il_fullxfull.5257818423_o2bg.jpg

I'm not mad at that one

https://i.etsystatic.com/5449760/r/il/446473/4428687950/il_1588xN.4428687950_aaux.jpg

The "Keep Honking! I'm Listening to Alice Coltrane's Universal Consciousness" was a COVID project from my Santa Cruz friend Chris (who is also a talented painter fwiw).

If you ever go to The Laundromat in SF his artwork is all over the restaurant and shop (and you can even buy his bumperstickers!)

If you are not local:
https://deloach.cargo.site/

Keep Honkin' on Bobo, I'm listening to covers of classic blues songs

I'm not mad at that one

― The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten)

i am but only because what the fuck is a .avif?