worst song title on JESUS CHRIST POSSE'S "THE SHAPE OF MONKS TO COME"

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Hardcore Christian militant punk rock delivered with pride and passion ✝ Sydney's JCP: rolling 12 disciples deep ✝ Debut release "The Shape of Monks to Come" Out now! Recorded, mixed and mastered by Beef ✝ Coming 2012: "JCP2: Judgement Day" ✝ Video for "Australian False Idol" now online

Poll Results

OptionVotes
7. Jew Step 00:37 5
2. Tyrannosaurus Test 00:46 2
13. Fo'ever Young 00:39 2
11. On My Cross 00:23 1
3. Kinder Suprised 01:00 1
15. Jesus Christ Poser 00:56 1
5. Evilution 00:47 1
12. Blasfiend 00:30 0
14. J.C. Represent 00:29 0
1. Crown Of Thorns 00:33 0
10. Australian False Idol 00:54 0
9. Touch The Leper 00:53 0
8. Thou Shalt Not Spill 00:37 0
6. Jesus Was A Punk Rocker 00:24 0
4. Burn Rubber 00:43 0
16. Not For Prophet 01:14 0


Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 04:10 (two weeks ago) link

Kind of hard not to pick "Jew Step"

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 04:13 (two weeks ago) link

of which the lyrics are:

"Watching Moses part the sea
Makes me jealous of his abilities
So I'm turning water into wine
Feel the mass it's party-time

Jew Step"

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 04:15 (two weeks ago) link

here's Jesus Christ Poser:

"This one's for you!

Saw you...down World Youth Day
On my...mind you did play
Been here...since ninety eight
You aint no lamb of god
Youre a fucking sheep
And youre weak

Fuck you Jesus Christ Poser"

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 04:16 (two weeks ago) link

"Tyrannosaurus Test"

"65 million years
You're a fucking joke
12000years strong
That which I devote

You've fallen for the oldest trick
Fossils on the ground
Don't you know our prankster god
Likes to fool around

Tyrannosaurus test
Tyrannosaurus test
You're a fucking joke"

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 04:18 (two weeks ago) link

Australian False Idol

"Justin Bieber, Jersey Shore
Miley Cyrus: teenage whore
Paris Hilton: modern whore ass
Amy Winehouse: rigor mortis
Masterchef on The Block
Ga Ga's panties
Kardashian witch, Kanye West
Footy on the day on rest

Australian false idol
Get on your knees

Russell Brand and Katy Perry
Sodom-Glee, Underbelly

Harry Potter, lust-filled vamps
Oprah, Bono, Sandilands
Kings of Leon, Jonas Bros
Charlie Sheen, Toe To Toe
Avatar you saw it thrice
But no ones Passion is The Christ

Australian false idol
Get on your knees
Australian false idol
Get off your knees"

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 04:19 (two weeks ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 30 November 2020 00:01 (three days ago) link

grudging respect for the nice re-appropriation of the bad religion logo

track 6 not being a ramones cover feels like a missed opportunity

a real militant christian hardcore band should cover “jesus was a communist” but that would be too scary for these whore hating young earth poseurs

Left, Monday, 30 November 2020 15:45 (three days ago) link

It depends, is Thou Shalt Not Spill an anti-masturbation anthem?

chr1sb3singer, Monday, 30 November 2020 15:54 (three days ago) link

I cannot look past that apostrophe

imago, Monday, 30 November 2020 15:58 (three days ago) link

can I write in "mastered by Beef"?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 30 November 2020 16:45 (three days ago) link

https://i.gifer.com/LCM6.gif

Who is the subject of Australian False Idol? I don't think any of the people mentioned are Australian.

peace, man, Monday, 30 November 2020 17:06 (three days ago) link

It depends, is Thou Shalt Not Spill an anti-masturbation anthem?

― chr1sb3singer, Monday, November 30, 2020 10:54 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Thou shalt not spill
Came the edict from the hill
After lie, cheat and kill
Thou shalt not spill

Can't choose the rules, obey the laws
Resist the urge to skeet on the walls
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
As I'm charging you with spermicide

Thous shalt not spill
Came the edict from the hill
After lie, cheat and kill
Thou shall not spill

peace, man, Monday, 30 November 2020 17:09 (three days ago) link

#nofap

the purity obsessed sXe strain of hardcore has always reeked of a sort of crypto moral majority protestantism anyway, this stuff is a better fit than some of the other political or religious dogmas it's flirted with

Left, Monday, 30 November 2020 18:29 (three days ago) link

I understood all the no booze, no drug talk and I could even sympathize with the no meat takes, even though I wasn't a vegetarian or vegan but the anti-masturbation thing never made any sense to me, like dog I am fourteen you gotta give me something

chr1sb3singer, Monday, 30 November 2020 18:33 (three days ago) link

Anyway these guys seem like a real fun time

chr1sb3singer, Monday, 30 November 2020 18:34 (three days ago) link

masturbation stuff is just one step along from "(I) don't fuck"

Left, Monday, 30 November 2020 18:38 (three days ago) link

which would be fine if it didn't become part of a moral crusade against degeneracy that attracts people like this and worse

Left, Monday, 30 November 2020 18:44 (three days ago) link

I remember getting in an argument with one of the leaders of Masturbation-Free Youth when I was 19. I tried to talk him into jacking off.

I did not succeed.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 November 2020 18:44 (three days ago) link

Hearing that to the sound of Sade.

peace, man, Monday, 30 November 2020 19:04 (three days ago) link

no need to wank, he's an

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 November 2020 19:04 (three days ago) link

lol

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 30 November 2020 19:04 (three days ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 00:01 (two days ago) link

Members
Chris B. Withyou (vocals), Psam (guitar), Rod Bless (bass), Phil DeWrath (guitar), Christ AllisonofGod (drums)

Who is the subject of Australian False Idol? I don't think any of the people mentioned are Australian.

(Kyle) Sandilands and Toe to Toe, plus several tv shows and footy.

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 01:14 (two days ago) link


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