Your Favorite Member of Rednex

how the fuck do you expect me to pick just one

how the fuck do you expect me to pick just one Whippy (Mia Löfgren)

Was gonna go for Boneduster Crock, but something about the simplicity of Abby Hick just called to me.

Boneduster Crock, Ace Ratclaw, and Cash are all tempting, but at the end of the day I simply don’t see any way this isn’t Pervis the Palergator.

What

What is this?

Forced to take a guess, I might've assumed Rednex had zero actual members, their music being produced by some rudimentary ancestor of the algorithm that whips up those creepy YouTube kids videos.

In early 2018 the Rednex performer pool grew to include 17 people, the highest number so far. Added to the pool were Zoe, Moe Lester the Limp and Jiggie McClagganahan.

During the same weekend, August 10-12th, Rednex performed with three different line-ups in three different territories, totaling 13 performers, which was a new record. Zoe, Moe Lester the Limp, Spades and Pervis the Palergator did shows in Romania and Hungary, while Billy Ray, Ace Ratclaw, Boneduster Crock, Misty Mae and Jiggie McClagganahan did shows in East Germany (Berlin & Schwerin), and Abby Hick, Rattler, Cash and Joe Cagg did shows in West Germany (Bonn & Frankfurt).

Is this like a franchise thing, can anyone sign up, can I just become a member of Rednex and finally live my dream

the entire franchise is on sale for €2,000,000

"Due to lower than expected Q3 earnings, management has identified a need to restructure some of our underlying operations, and unfortunately one result is that your position is among those that will be impacted. I'm sorry, Mr. Ratclaw - we're contracting the Rednex Performer Pool."

From the Rednex entry on Wikipedia:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/timeline/74e659adb6cbe885c98dbf03dd0e8b30.png
Most complex Gaant chart/band timeline since Guns'N'Roses?

Rednex is comprised entirely of people who bought a ticket to a Rednex performance but failed to opt out of the attendant legally-binding requirement that they join and perform with the band at all future engagements. Always read the terms and services, people!

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they were a trio in 2007?

Jiggie McClagganahan

https://i.imgur.com/wffmc85.jpg

he may be a recent entry to the nex but he got the name right

on the chart you can see where 9-11 happened.

Gotta vote for Mup (Edenberg), the great visionary who seems to have precipitated a lot of this lineup chaos.

During the Farm Out era in 2000, in the wake of Napster's rising presence in the music industry, co-founder Edenberg outlined a new strategy for Rednex. The group would become an entertainment group rather than just a band, so not to be solely dependent on record sales. As he presented this idea to the performers during the video recording of "Hold Me For A While" in Kenya, he was met by great skepticism. Nilsson replied: "We will not become a goddamn circus act!". The aftermath of this conflict resulted in the whole band, all four members, Löfgren, Olander, Nilsson and Landgren, being replaced for the first time.[5]

In January 2012, Rednex announced that they had dissolved the concept of a permanent band

As usual, the music world is still a decade behind Rednex.

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WRONG DUDES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI0wYyI-VMs

Ok, here's the real deal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqDu8g8JCbE

We will not become a goddamn circus act

Yes, the dignified reputation of country music legends Rednex should never have been tarnished.

wow much respect to those MCs matching Bart "I Didnt Do It" shirts